Eggs and Live

"Then this dish is ready." Wearing a peach mask, Lu Ruan showed the messy tomato scrambled eggs in front of the netizens watching the live broadcast.

"It's the first time I've seen such a bad tomato scrambled eggs."

"My god, why on earth can you do such a terrible thing!"

……

The barrage of blockbuster movies was blown out by the anchor's finished product, and netizens expressed that their eyes were about to go blind.

"Come on, let's start the feature film." Lu Ruan picked up the plate and said with a smile, "When the dishes look so frustrating, what should we do to seduce people with them?"

"Do you also know that you are frustrated?!"

……

While the netizens were complaining and waiting for the anchor's sultry guide, the anchor's answer was beyond everyone's expectations.

"The method is very simple." Lu Ruan dipped a little ketchup with his chopsticks and wiped it on the corners of his mouth, cheeks and nose, then he picked up the plate and said with a smile on his face, "This is all that's needed."

His skin is very fair, and the bright red tomato juice on his face not only does not look dirty, but also adds a touch of playfulness and cuteness.

The well-behaved posture of the anchor holding the plate, coupled with his invincible smile, compared with the messy tomato scrambled eggs, he looked extremely youthful and cute.

"Last time I told everyone about the sexiness and innocence of men, but this time the focus is on the cuteness of men."

"When a man becomes cute, his lethality increases." Lu Ruan blinked, and in the barrage of "learned", said with a smile, "Aren't you so cute by me hahaha?"

As soon as he said this, the screen began to neatly display the barrage of "No roll", with a few words "shameless old thief" mixed in.

But the host is used to this, he shook the plate and said indifferently: "Then today's live broadcast ends here..."

"Little Swallow wears a floral dress and is here every spring~!" He hadn't finished speaking when a nursery rhyme suddenly came from the room, which sounded very childlike and cute.

After hearing the nursery rhyme, the anchor showed an extremely helpless expression for a moment.

"What's the situation, Teacher Fa is already married and has a baby?!"

"Is there a child in the family?"

Just when netizens expressed their doubts after hearing the nursery rhyme, Lu Ruan showed an indescribable expression: "It's my chicken, and it's naughty again."

"Mr. Fa's house actually raises chickens?!"

"What is the operation of raising chickens at home? Is it not difficult to take care of?"

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"Of course it's for him to lay eggs and kill him for meat." Lu Ruan turned his head and glanced at the rambunctious chicken, and said again, "This is the end of today's live broadcast, see you guys next time."

After speaking, he readily went offline.

After the live broadcast ended, Lu Ruan took off the mask on his face, looked at the fluffy chicken nestled in the Bear Music fitness rack, and said helplessly, "Ji Peiyan, what are you doing?"

The colorful fluffy chicken didn't want to pay attention to him. It stretched out its chicken paws to press on the bird's vibrator, and its small wings patted on the colorful bears, making the bears sing a happy nursery rhyme.

This little bear music fitness stand was ordered by Lu Ruan online for Dansheng, in addition to the baby bathtub and crib.

What Lu Ruan didn't expect was that it took a month for the store to deliver the goods.When he received the goods, his eggs were long gone, but these baby products were taken over by Ji Xiaoji.

"What are you angry about?" Looking at the childish giant chick, Lu Ru'an accused, "I should be angry, okay?"

Lu Ru'an knew that the former self was separated from Ji Peiyan's body, but he didn't know which part it was.He had even imagined, maybe it was a romantic place like the ribs.

But he didn't know until yesterday that he was actually made of two black and white feathers on Ji Peiyan's body!

Although according to Ji Peiyan, those two feathers are very important, they are natal feathers.But Lu Ruan couldn't accept it, because no matter how important the feathers were, they were just two hairs!

In other words, I am Mao!

It's Mao!

Therefore, Lu Ruan, unable to accept this cruel truth, drove Ji Peiyan to sleep on the bear music blanket in the midst of extreme confusion, not allowing him to go to bed for half a step.

But what was unexpected was that Ji Xiaoji lost his temper because of this. The whole chicken cooped up in the music fitness rack, and pressed the bear with its wings until it rattled, causing Lu Ruan to make a big noise.

"Ji Peiyan, calm down, what exactly do you want?" Lu Ruan was wearing an apron, with his hands on his hips, looking at Ji Xiaoji.

Ji Xiaoji's black eyes stared at Lu Ruan, suddenly stretched his neck, and pecked at Lu Ruan's face, just in time to peck off the tomato sauce on his face.

"Oh." Although Ji Peiyan had controlled his strength, it didn't hurt to peck it, but it was a little numb.But suddenly, Lu Ruan was still frightened.

"Ji Peiyan, put your wings!" Lu Ruan twisted his face and wanted to hide, but Ji Xiaoji waved his wings to stop him.

After pecking at the cheeks, at the chin, and finally when he was about to peck at the corner of Lu Ruan's mouth, Ji Peiyan turned into a human form.

His soft lips pressed against Lu Ruan's.Sweeping the tip of his tongue, Ji Peiyan quickly licked away the tomato juice from the corner of Lu Ruan's lips.

Then he turned his head away, licked his lips, and said calmly, "It's delicious."

Lu Ruan stared blankly at Ji Peiyan's calm and handsome face, and finally couldn't help covering her face in grief: "Ji Peiyan, you are actually seductive!"

"Take the bait?" Ji Peiyan tilted his head.

"Go!" Lu Ruan shouted with an unstoppable momentum.The male god has tried so hard to seduce him, of course he wants to take the bait.

"Would you still let me sleep on the bear music stand?"

Lu Ru'an: "...Don't sleep."

"what?"

"I told you not to sleep for the rest of your life!" Lu Ru'an roared through gritted teeth.

"Terrible." Ji Peiyan spit out two words lightly, stretched out his arms to hug Lu Ruan's waist, leaned back, and fell backwards.

"Little Swallow wears a floral dress and is here every spring~" In the cute nursery rhyme, Lu Ruan exclaimed: "I crushed a bear!"

"Hold on, move the bird vibrator away!"

Amidst Lu Ruan's chaotic roar, there were crisp nursery rhymes from time to time.

"Little Swallow wears a floral dress and is here every spring~"

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