Gods and Beasts Always Want to Sleep with Xianjun
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Above the layer of clouds, there is the Nine Layers of Immortal Palace, and the phoenix rings in the courtyard, singing continuously.The water color of Tiangong is dense, the purple smoke is curling up, and it is extremely lively for a while, which is a sign of auspiciousness.
The gate of heaven stands tall and majestic.Seeing this scene, the general guarding the gate couldn't help poking his head over and discussing in a low voice: "Is there a new big shot recently?"
Another day will shake his head calmly, "I haven't heard of it, let's keep this door safe, and we will find out when the time comes."
On the jade bridge of Tiangong, a woman in a red dress wears a golden crown, decorated with necklaces, and her blue silk is like a waterfall.Her eyes are full of autumn water, she is delicate and cute, but there is a bit of anxiety on her face.There is a silver hollow bell hanging from her skirt, which rings very nicely in the wind.Seeing the little boy dozing off in front of Yuelao's gate, he kicked open Yuelao's gate after enduring it.
"Why are you still asleep!" The woman in the red skirt stepped forward and lifted the drunken old man, grabbed his messy hair with one hand, and pulled it hard—"Ah! It hurts!"
Yuelao has a young and handsome face, but has a long beard.It is said that when he was alive, the folks regarded long beards as beautiful, and he was called the bearded man.
"Hong Luan, what are you doing, you have disturbed all the good dreams!"
Seeing that he was still in a daze, Hongluan sneered: "The Immortal Lord has returned to his place."
"What?!" Yuelao kicked down the jug at his feet with a jerk, and after a shattering sound, he became fully awake, and said in disbelief: "I counted the calamities of Xingjun that day, and this life should be smooth. And go. It will never be so long in advance!"
Hongluan sighed for a long time, hesitating whether to say it or not, and finally said slowly: "I calculated earlier, Xingjun's marriage seems not quite right."
Yuelao frowned, slowly stroked the red rope in his hand, and stood up abruptly, "The person on the Xingjun red line has changed, and it is broken now," Yuelao paused, looking at Hongluan in disbelief, "It was broken by Xingjun himself."
Hongluan opened her beautiful eyes wide, and asked stutteringly, "Why did you drag the wrong person?"
"I don't know, I don't have any vision," Yuelao looked up at Hongluan, with one hand on the table, "I want to go down and check."
Hong Luan nodded in agreement, "I'll be with you." Because both Yuelao and Hong Luan belonged to the marriage stars, the two are mostly inseparable, supporting each other, and it is normal for the next generation to be together.
"Let's go outside the Tianmen to meet Xingjun first," Hong Luan looked excited, and pulled Yuelao to cast a spell and plundered towards Tianmen.
Seeing her innocent appearance, Yue Lao could only suppress a bad premonition in his heart, thinking that he was thinking too much.
The koi in the fairy pond wagged its tail, spit out a big bubble from its mouth, and played happily.Suddenly, the little koi was stunned, looking in the direction of Tianmen in disbelief, there was the smell of Xingjun there!
In the blink of an eye, the little koi leaped onto the ground and turned into a boy with long hair. The appearance of the pink and jade carvings is one of a thousand, very cute.Then he opened his short legs and tried to run towards Tianmen.
The Feixian Terrace outside the Tianmen Gate is built of jasper. The surface of the jade platform is covered with a layer of blue light, and the white light flows with it.All of a sudden, colorful lights burst forth and skyrocketed.The gatekeepers looked at each other, and they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes.
"This should be the return of Xianjun..."
The light and shadow on Feixiantai gradually weakened, but a figure gradually became clear. I saw that person's long robe and wide sleeves, his face was like a crown jade, and he was handsome and handsome.As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a surge of pressure around him, and he didn't dare to look at him.
Seeing this, the two heavenly generals hurriedly raised their weapons and saluted on one knee, calling out "Immortal Taiwei."
Standing under the gate of heaven, Taiwei looked into the distance, although there were ups and downs in this calamity, it was considered a complete merit in the end.Now that he has returned to his position, he has nothing to worry about in his heart, and his past is dead.
Taiwei turned his head and saw Hongluan staring at him with red eyes, and on the other side was Yue Lao who was stunned, Taiwei's tense complexion relaxed a little, and then showed a shallow smile: "I'm back."
Just as Hongluan was about to step forward, she suddenly saw a small shadow rushing towards her side. Unexpectedly, Taiwei rushed into a small child in her arms, knocking him back a little, it was the little koi from before.
"Xianjun! A Li can transform into form!" Little Li Yu opened his eyes wide towards Tai Wei, his face was full of cute and waiting for praise.
Tai smiled and knocked him on the head, this little carp was originally raised by him a hundred years ago, but it turned into a shape during his calamity, he must have suffered a lot.
"Long time no see, is there any change in the heaven? Are you different?"
"No change, just like before you left." Yuelao bowed respectfully, "I don't know if Xianjun's trip is going well?"
"It's okay."
Yuelao had the red thread in his heart, and he swallowed the words several times before he swallowed them back. After repeated several times, Yuelao still hesitated and asked: "Xianjun, your marriage line..."
Taiwei was startled, only to realize that Hongluan and Yuelao's expressions were a bit wrong, but after thinking about it, they couldn't hide it from them. The little koi hanging on their body bit their fingers in confusion, and blinked at the three Glance back and forth at the person.Tai Wei thought for a while, and replied: "Leave here first."
Taiwei squeezed out a spell, and disappeared from everyone's eyes in an instant, followed by Hongluan and Yuelao.Only the little koi was left, caught off guard by Tai Wei, and sat on the ground blankly, finally got up and had to chase after it with short legs, crying and yelling bully the fish while running.
Tai Wei returned to the long-lost room, it was no different from when he left, and there was no dust, presumably someone cleaned it frequently.
It's just that it is not static after all, and what has changed is beyond words.
"Tell me, how did you find out."
Yuelao habitually took a step back under the aura of Xianjun, and hid himself behind Hongluan.He didn't find out that the red thread led to the wrong person in time. If Xianjun pursued it, he might lose a long beard.
Hongluan resentfully stepped back, stepped on Yuelao's shoe, and rolled it hard, only then was she relieved a little.
"Although the slave's family usually focuses on the marriage of women, it is more or less considered an ordinary person's marriage. On that day, I thought I didn't know when the fairy king would return to the throne, so I calculated it incidentally. Unexpectedly, the marriage could not be calculated. Every time I forced it to see it, I would always be punished. Backlash."
Yuelao nodded, echoed Hongluan's statement, and added: "I saw that Xianjun's red thread led to the wrong person, and then it broke." Yuelao looked at Taiwei's face, seeing that he didn't care about it and breathed a sigh of relief , "Did Xianjun break it himself?"
Taiwei didn't answer him, just flicked his sleeves, a bronze carved bronze mirror hung in the air in front of everyone. "Everything you want to see is here."
After a wave of mirror fluctuations, portraits gradually appeared, and the story began to be clear.
During the twelfth lunar month of winter in the world, there was an unremarkable man nestled in the corner of the city wall. He was unkempt, ragged and covered with dry weeds.The cold wind hit, the man shrank to the corner of the wall, hugging himself tighter.
A sudden sound of horseshoes startled the beggar. The little beggar opened his eyes with difficulty and looked towards the sound.Different from her down-and-out situation, Qi'er has a pair of bright and bright eyes, but if you look carefully, you will find that those eyes are full of dullness and no spirituality.
The girl with the whip and the horse stopped in front of the beggar, she seemed to be moved with compassion, she untied her purse without thinking, jumped off the horse, went to the beggar and threw the silver bag into his arms inside.
The beggar raised his eyes and looked at the girl in confusion, the girl blushed a little at the sight of him, suppressed the feeling in her heart, and said loudly on purpose: "It's too cold, you can use this money to buy a thick dress and drink a bowl of hot soup !"
The beggar was holding the silver bag in a daze, not knowing how to answer, and the girl was a little at a loss seeing his dull look.Suddenly, a frivolous laughter behind her startled her, the laughter was full of malicious intentions.
"I didn't expect the daughter of the dignified Minister of Rites to fall in love with a beggar. It's really interesting."
A carriage stopped not far behind the girl, and a person lazily lifted the curtain, smiling half-smile.
The girl pointed angrily, "I'm still riding a horse, you're not ashamed to ride a car alone, the old general knows he's going to die of anger!"
The man in the carriage leaned out unhurriedly, the servant bent and knelt on the ground, the man patted his body, stepped on the servant's back to the ground, held the hand stove in his hands to keep warm, and the servant beside him hurriedly put on a Fox fur, every move is full of the extravagance of a nobleman.
The man walked up to the girl unhurriedly, narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes slightly, and smiled at the corner of his mouth. His flirtatious and affectionate appearance has missed many girls.
"My father's thoughts, don't worry about Miss Gu."
Seeing this, the girl didn't want to say more, she turned around with a cold snort, got on her horse and left.
The man looked at the girl's back leaving in a funny way, and was about to return to the carriage, but there was a coughing sound behind him, and he turned his head in a strange way.
In the cold wind, the little beggar looked up at him with pure and clear eyes, and the man was shocked when he looked at him, and whispered: "No wonder that dead girl has thoughts about you."
The man shook his head at the servant behind, "Take him back to the mansion, clean up and bring him to see me."
The man looked at the beggar's ignorant and ignorant appearance, and felt itchy, but the dirty appearance was really unsightly, and he hoped that he would not be disappointed after washing it.
In front of the carved bronze mirror, Yue Lao looked at everything in the mirror in disbelief: "It's all wrong, Xianjun's marriage line is in the hands of that girl, it's not this person who should bring you home!"
Tai Wei was also very stunned when he heard the words, and after a long time, he seemed to be suddenly relieved: it turns out that since then, the position has already begun to be misplaced.
The gate of heaven stands tall and majestic.Seeing this scene, the general guarding the gate couldn't help poking his head over and discussing in a low voice: "Is there a new big shot recently?"
Another day will shake his head calmly, "I haven't heard of it, let's keep this door safe, and we will find out when the time comes."
On the jade bridge of Tiangong, a woman in a red dress wears a golden crown, decorated with necklaces, and her blue silk is like a waterfall.Her eyes are full of autumn water, she is delicate and cute, but there is a bit of anxiety on her face.There is a silver hollow bell hanging from her skirt, which rings very nicely in the wind.Seeing the little boy dozing off in front of Yuelao's gate, he kicked open Yuelao's gate after enduring it.
"Why are you still asleep!" The woman in the red skirt stepped forward and lifted the drunken old man, grabbed his messy hair with one hand, and pulled it hard—"Ah! It hurts!"
Yuelao has a young and handsome face, but has a long beard.It is said that when he was alive, the folks regarded long beards as beautiful, and he was called the bearded man.
"Hong Luan, what are you doing, you have disturbed all the good dreams!"
Seeing that he was still in a daze, Hongluan sneered: "The Immortal Lord has returned to his place."
"What?!" Yuelao kicked down the jug at his feet with a jerk, and after a shattering sound, he became fully awake, and said in disbelief: "I counted the calamities of Xingjun that day, and this life should be smooth. And go. It will never be so long in advance!"
Hongluan sighed for a long time, hesitating whether to say it or not, and finally said slowly: "I calculated earlier, Xingjun's marriage seems not quite right."
Yuelao frowned, slowly stroked the red rope in his hand, and stood up abruptly, "The person on the Xingjun red line has changed, and it is broken now," Yuelao paused, looking at Hongluan in disbelief, "It was broken by Xingjun himself."
Hongluan opened her beautiful eyes wide, and asked stutteringly, "Why did you drag the wrong person?"
"I don't know, I don't have any vision," Yuelao looked up at Hongluan, with one hand on the table, "I want to go down and check."
Hong Luan nodded in agreement, "I'll be with you." Because both Yuelao and Hong Luan belonged to the marriage stars, the two are mostly inseparable, supporting each other, and it is normal for the next generation to be together.
"Let's go outside the Tianmen to meet Xingjun first," Hong Luan looked excited, and pulled Yuelao to cast a spell and plundered towards Tianmen.
Seeing her innocent appearance, Yue Lao could only suppress a bad premonition in his heart, thinking that he was thinking too much.
The koi in the fairy pond wagged its tail, spit out a big bubble from its mouth, and played happily.Suddenly, the little koi was stunned, looking in the direction of Tianmen in disbelief, there was the smell of Xingjun there!
In the blink of an eye, the little koi leaped onto the ground and turned into a boy with long hair. The appearance of the pink and jade carvings is one of a thousand, very cute.Then he opened his short legs and tried to run towards Tianmen.
The Feixian Terrace outside the Tianmen Gate is built of jasper. The surface of the jade platform is covered with a layer of blue light, and the white light flows with it.All of a sudden, colorful lights burst forth and skyrocketed.The gatekeepers looked at each other, and they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes.
"This should be the return of Xianjun..."
The light and shadow on Feixiantai gradually weakened, but a figure gradually became clear. I saw that person's long robe and wide sleeves, his face was like a crown jade, and he was handsome and handsome.As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a surge of pressure around him, and he didn't dare to look at him.
Seeing this, the two heavenly generals hurriedly raised their weapons and saluted on one knee, calling out "Immortal Taiwei."
Standing under the gate of heaven, Taiwei looked into the distance, although there were ups and downs in this calamity, it was considered a complete merit in the end.Now that he has returned to his position, he has nothing to worry about in his heart, and his past is dead.
Taiwei turned his head and saw Hongluan staring at him with red eyes, and on the other side was Yue Lao who was stunned, Taiwei's tense complexion relaxed a little, and then showed a shallow smile: "I'm back."
Just as Hongluan was about to step forward, she suddenly saw a small shadow rushing towards her side. Unexpectedly, Taiwei rushed into a small child in her arms, knocking him back a little, it was the little koi from before.
"Xianjun! A Li can transform into form!" Little Li Yu opened his eyes wide towards Tai Wei, his face was full of cute and waiting for praise.
Tai smiled and knocked him on the head, this little carp was originally raised by him a hundred years ago, but it turned into a shape during his calamity, he must have suffered a lot.
"Long time no see, is there any change in the heaven? Are you different?"
"No change, just like before you left." Yuelao bowed respectfully, "I don't know if Xianjun's trip is going well?"
"It's okay."
Yuelao had the red thread in his heart, and he swallowed the words several times before he swallowed them back. After repeated several times, Yuelao still hesitated and asked: "Xianjun, your marriage line..."
Taiwei was startled, only to realize that Hongluan and Yuelao's expressions were a bit wrong, but after thinking about it, they couldn't hide it from them. The little koi hanging on their body bit their fingers in confusion, and blinked at the three Glance back and forth at the person.Tai Wei thought for a while, and replied: "Leave here first."
Taiwei squeezed out a spell, and disappeared from everyone's eyes in an instant, followed by Hongluan and Yuelao.Only the little koi was left, caught off guard by Tai Wei, and sat on the ground blankly, finally got up and had to chase after it with short legs, crying and yelling bully the fish while running.
Tai Wei returned to the long-lost room, it was no different from when he left, and there was no dust, presumably someone cleaned it frequently.
It's just that it is not static after all, and what has changed is beyond words.
"Tell me, how did you find out."
Yuelao habitually took a step back under the aura of Xianjun, and hid himself behind Hongluan.He didn't find out that the red thread led to the wrong person in time. If Xianjun pursued it, he might lose a long beard.
Hongluan resentfully stepped back, stepped on Yuelao's shoe, and rolled it hard, only then was she relieved a little.
"Although the slave's family usually focuses on the marriage of women, it is more or less considered an ordinary person's marriage. On that day, I thought I didn't know when the fairy king would return to the throne, so I calculated it incidentally. Unexpectedly, the marriage could not be calculated. Every time I forced it to see it, I would always be punished. Backlash."
Yuelao nodded, echoed Hongluan's statement, and added: "I saw that Xianjun's red thread led to the wrong person, and then it broke." Yuelao looked at Taiwei's face, seeing that he didn't care about it and breathed a sigh of relief , "Did Xianjun break it himself?"
Taiwei didn't answer him, just flicked his sleeves, a bronze carved bronze mirror hung in the air in front of everyone. "Everything you want to see is here."
After a wave of mirror fluctuations, portraits gradually appeared, and the story began to be clear.
During the twelfth lunar month of winter in the world, there was an unremarkable man nestled in the corner of the city wall. He was unkempt, ragged and covered with dry weeds.The cold wind hit, the man shrank to the corner of the wall, hugging himself tighter.
A sudden sound of horseshoes startled the beggar. The little beggar opened his eyes with difficulty and looked towards the sound.Different from her down-and-out situation, Qi'er has a pair of bright and bright eyes, but if you look carefully, you will find that those eyes are full of dullness and no spirituality.
The girl with the whip and the horse stopped in front of the beggar, she seemed to be moved with compassion, she untied her purse without thinking, jumped off the horse, went to the beggar and threw the silver bag into his arms inside.
The beggar raised his eyes and looked at the girl in confusion, the girl blushed a little at the sight of him, suppressed the feeling in her heart, and said loudly on purpose: "It's too cold, you can use this money to buy a thick dress and drink a bowl of hot soup !"
The beggar was holding the silver bag in a daze, not knowing how to answer, and the girl was a little at a loss seeing his dull look.Suddenly, a frivolous laughter behind her startled her, the laughter was full of malicious intentions.
"I didn't expect the daughter of the dignified Minister of Rites to fall in love with a beggar. It's really interesting."
A carriage stopped not far behind the girl, and a person lazily lifted the curtain, smiling half-smile.
The girl pointed angrily, "I'm still riding a horse, you're not ashamed to ride a car alone, the old general knows he's going to die of anger!"
The man in the carriage leaned out unhurriedly, the servant bent and knelt on the ground, the man patted his body, stepped on the servant's back to the ground, held the hand stove in his hands to keep warm, and the servant beside him hurriedly put on a Fox fur, every move is full of the extravagance of a nobleman.
The man walked up to the girl unhurriedly, narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes slightly, and smiled at the corner of his mouth. His flirtatious and affectionate appearance has missed many girls.
"My father's thoughts, don't worry about Miss Gu."
Seeing this, the girl didn't want to say more, she turned around with a cold snort, got on her horse and left.
The man looked at the girl's back leaving in a funny way, and was about to return to the carriage, but there was a coughing sound behind him, and he turned his head in a strange way.
In the cold wind, the little beggar looked up at him with pure and clear eyes, and the man was shocked when he looked at him, and whispered: "No wonder that dead girl has thoughts about you."
The man shook his head at the servant behind, "Take him back to the mansion, clean up and bring him to see me."
The man looked at the beggar's ignorant and ignorant appearance, and felt itchy, but the dirty appearance was really unsightly, and he hoped that he would not be disappointed after washing it.
In front of the carved bronze mirror, Yue Lao looked at everything in the mirror in disbelief: "It's all wrong, Xianjun's marriage line is in the hands of that girl, it's not this person who should bring you home!"
Tai Wei was also very stunned when he heard the words, and after a long time, he seemed to be suddenly relieved: it turns out that since then, the position has already begun to be misplaced.
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