The actor is not what you want to eat

"You're moving too fast," He Xu'an said, "You just met last night and today you're taking someone out to eat alone, what do you make others think?"

Thinking of Yan Mu rushing to drink with him just after dinner, He Xuan smiled clearly: "Oh~ I understand, you have hit a wall, right? That's why you are so angry and come to drink with me, don't you?" ?”

He Xu'an patted Yan Mu's leg, and explained, "It's okay, Shen Yu's family background is no worse than ours, and he is still an international film star. Maybe you are the first one who dares to sneak on him so blatantly. He will be angry too." It is inevitable, you should learn a lesson, so that you can understand what kind of person is untouchable."

"Look at it, it's okay, it's okay," He Xuante said generously, "If you really like men, my company has plenty of fresh and good-looking ones, you can pick whatever you want, and even the ones from the opposite company will be poached for you. Our serious company will make an exception once. , Pull a pimp for you, don’t thank me, this is what I should do as a brother.”

After Yan Mu found out that he was actually two centimeters shorter than Shen Yu, he pinched the phone in his hand and pulled his face down. He Xu'an was still nagging at the side. He didn't want to talk to him at first, but the more he talked, the more serious he became. , gave him a cold glance and told him to shut up.

He Xu'an was eating his food with his head down, but he didn't receive Yan Mu's signal at all.Originally, I wanted to wait for Yan Mu to hit a wall in Shen Yu, and let him give up this difficult bone. Even if this bone is full of tender and fat meat, it is not easy to chew. I didn't expect to hit a wall. So quickly, He Xu'an breathed a sigh of relief: "I've said it a long time ago and reminded you, but you don't..."

Yan Mu: "Eat or shut up."

He Xu'an: "..."

He Xuan decided not to eat or shut up, put down his chopsticks and was about to continue, when Yan Mu said, "Shut up."

He Xuan opened his mouth, then closed it at last, picked up his chopsticks and continued eating.

Although He Xu'an was usually not in good shape, and what he said was sloppy, but there were some truths in a few words, and Yan Mu still listened to them a little bit.

Shen Yu is indeed not like those little stars who can take a few meals, a few resources, and a little money to bed. Although this time the anger was not because of hitting a wall with Shen Yu, but Shen Yu also clearly expressed that he did not want to be with him. He has too much contact, and he can't do anything to each other.

It was Yan Mu's first time doing this kind of thing, and he didn't have much experience. He Xu'an said that he was not easy to talk to.

It's really difficult.

Yan Mu silently turned his gaze to He Xuan, who was eating well, thinking secretly.

He Xu'an was inexplicably stared at by him, and asked in puzzlement, "What's wrong?"

Yan Mu looked at him for a long while, until He Xu'an was almost suspicious of life, and then said: "What do you think I should do?"

He Xu'an was inexplicable: "What are you doing?"

Yan Mu raised his chin slightly, and pointed to Shen Yu on the TV screen.

He Xu'an looked at the TV in a daze, then at Shen Yu, still in a daze, hesitantly said: "You... don't know how to use this TV?"

Yan Mu: "...I'm asking about Shen Yu."

"Shen Yu?" He Xu'an said, "What's wrong with Shen Yu?"

Yan Mu looked at him speechlessly, and He Xuan's brain, which hadn't turned around for a while, finally came to his senses this time, and immediately put down his chopsticks and said bitterly, "You haven't given up yet."

He Xu'an: "Hey, let me say that you have been suffocated for so many years or something, why did you suddenly lose your mind and fell in love with a man? Is it not good for a woman? If you want to sleep with an actress now, I will find you a queen of actresses and singers." Come."

Yan Mu snorted coldly: "Isn't it a man you're looking at?"

He Xu'an choked for a moment: "I... I'm just trying to make something new for fun, I will definitely marry in the future..."

"How do you know I'm not joking?" Yan Mu interrupted him, "Also, what I want to listen to is your opinion, not your lesson."

He Xu'an: "..."

He Xu'an wiped his face, and said with a serious expression: "Yan Mu, tell me the truth, did I bring you down?"

Yan Mu: "...No."

He Xu'an: "Really?"

Yan Mu: "...um."

He Xu'an got some psychological comfort, at least when Yan Mu's parents asked, he could tell them confidently that it was none of his business, but Yan Mu's own problem.

Although he excused himself, He Xu'an felt that his brother still had to be rescued. Since Yan Mu couldn't do it, he should do it from Shen Yu.In any case, he couldn't just watch his good buddy jump into the fire pit.

He Xu'an: "You just asked me what I should do to get Shen Yu, right?"

Yan Mu was noncommittal.

"Then let me ask you," He Xu'an carefully observed Yan Mu's face, and asked, "Are you going to sleep with him, or let him..."

Yan Mu looked at him expressionlessly: "What do you think?"

He Xu'an hurriedly followed suit: "Hey, hey, good to know, to pretend that I didn't ask."

Shen Yu didn't look like a crooked one, but he hadn't dated any woman in so many years, and there were basically no scandals. He Xu'an couldn't be sure whether the other party was crooked or straight.But even if Shen Yuzhen is interested in the man, it is absolutely impossible for him to be the one who is willing to be the next one. From this point, he can be sure that Yan Mu will never be possible in this life.So his method is probably useless at all, it's just to fool Yan Mu.

Of course, if Yan Mu could really capture Shen Yu, He Xu'an would have nothing to say, maybe he would give Yan Mu two thumbs up and praise, "Brother Wucao, you are so awesome."

"I think so..." He Xuan faced Yan Mu's gaze, coughed a few times to hide his guilt, and said, "You also know that Shen Yu is not an ordinary star, right?"

"Since you're not an ordinary person, ordinary means won't work," He Xuan said, "He has no shortage of resources, no less money than us, and background, we can't beat him on the territory of City H." , it can be said that the means that can be used in the circle are basically useless to him, and it is quite difficult."

Yan Mu nodded, feeling that what he said was reasonable, and motioned for him to continue.

"Of course, we can't do such illegal and criminal things as drugging and obsession/rape. We are good citizens who abide by the law and the law. Even if we sneak in, we have to be willing to do so. Otherwise, what is the difference from rape?" He Xu'an said , "Of course I also believe that you won't do such a thing. I just want to remind you, don't be in a hurry and use any means. Shen Yu will take revenge by then..."

Yan Mu: "..."

Yan Mu's forehead jumped, and he kicked He Xu'an.

"Hey, hey, how can you kick someone so well!" He Xu'an got kicked, clutched his thigh and ran to sit on the opposite sofa, separated from Yan Mu by a tea table, rubbed the sore spot, gasped hissingly , "Your kick is too hard."

Yan Mu ignored his accusation and said, "Let's get to the point."

"Which one of my words is not the point, tell me, which one of my words is nonsense? Isn't it all for your own good..." Seeing that Yan Mu was about to throw him with a pillow, He Xuan hurriedly begged for mercy, "Well, well, well, let's focus Get to the point."

Seeing Yan Mu put down the pillow, He Xuan said fearlessly, "Bah, I don't know good people." After speaking, he quickly hugged his head and took a sharp attack from the pillow.

After the trouble was over, He Xu'an went on to say: "If you want to make Shen Yu willing, there must be a useful method, then you should chase him. Chasing like a girlfriend, flowers, gifts, thoughtful actions, warm words of love, all the time. Chase slowly, if you want the other person to be impressed by you, then you will get it, if you can't be impressed, then it can only be said that there is no possibility between you, then forget it, why hang yourself on a tree. "

Such a gentle approach is worthy of Shen Yu's identity, and he is not afraid of the other party's retaliation. At most, seeing Yan Mu is a little annoying.

Yan Mu frowned, puzzled, "Why did I hang myself on a tree?"

He Xu'an: "..."

He Xu'an: "This is just a common saying, which means don't spend all your thoughts and energy on one person, and you can change your goals when appropriate."

Yan Mu nodded to show that he understood, and after a while, he asked again: "But I'm just playing for fun, why do I want to chase him?"

He Xu'an: "...Big brother, you don't even look at who the other party is, can you play casually? If you want to play, you have to pay a price?"

Yan Mu: "But I don't want to talk about feelings,"

"I know you just want to lose your kidney..." He Xuan didn't know until today why Yan Mu didn't fall in love for so many years. He dared to fall in love because of his low EQ. He sighed and explained to him, "If you say you want to chase, you don't necessarily mean it. If you pursue emotionally, you will let the other party think that you are emotionally invested, but in fact you just want to sleep with him, just like flirting with a little girl, you don’t need to be so sincere, and you can get away with your goal, understand?”

Yan Mu nodded half-understood, but still felt that this method was inappropriate, and asked, "Is there anything else?"

He Xuan gave a "tsk" and spread his hands: "It's gone, I don't want to use it if I like it."

In this regard, Yan Mu is indeed inexperienced and lacking in knowledge, not as experienced as He Xuan, and this method makes sense no matter how it sounds, it doesn't seem like he is fooling around.Yan Mu thought for a long time: "...Okay."

He Xu'an: "Of course, if you want to chase someone, you must first get to know him."

Yan Mu: "How do you know?"

He Xuan slapped his thigh: "It's not easy!"

Yan Mu looked like an obedient student who listened carefully to the other party's class.

He Xu'an was very proud of himself, and he straightened his posture and taught Yan Mu the scriptures: "Baidu!"

"..." Yan Mu silently picked up the pillow at hand.

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, so don't get excited!" He Xu'an spoke quickly and authentically, "Although it sounds simple, you can find out things about the other party by searching the Internet, such as what movies he acted in, when What awards have you won, what do you like to eat, what brand of clothes do you like to wear, what job do you do recently, etc., etc., can’t you find all of them when you search? You can also set up a Weibo account to follow the other party, okay? Know the other party's itinerary, mood, etc. It would be even better if you can get a WeChat account. If you have nothing to do, you can harass the other party, and then like each of his Moments to let him know when you are You pay attention to him all the time, so you can attract his attention. Every time he posts a post on Moments, he will think of you, "Ah~ Yan Mu will like me later", this development is not good. Is that good?"

"Offline, you can send flowers and gifts to dinner, invite more people out to meet, and then tease you with words to show your gentlemanly demeanor..." He Xuan was talking nonsense, but Yan Mu thought it made sense. I have to be very serious, remembering everything one by one in my heart.

He Xu'an scratched his cheeks, feeling that he was teaching Yan Mu badly, and his conscience was inexplicably uneasy.

But soon he put his anxiety behind him and continued to talk happily.

The author has something to say: I suddenly remembered that He Xuan ate without brushing his teeth

You just think he brushed it, I am too lazy to change it_(:з」∠)_