Narcissism Code

Qin Shengyan was taken aback by Xie An's smile, and was taken aback for a moment, then he couldn't help but glared at Xie An angrily, "What are you laughing at, what are you doing smiling so nicely?" It can be said to be very unreasonable.

It was really so pretty. At that moment, Xie An's eyes glowed softly, and his reflection was clearly engraved in his eyes, almost giving him the illusion that Xie An wanted to fuck him.

Qin Shengyan touched and touched his face with concern, feeling a little sadness in his heart—to be honest, this face really suits his heart, if it wasn't for this face growing on his face now, he would I also really want to soak...

Xie An was stared at by Qin Shengyan and didn't restrain himself, he still smiled and stuffed the mutton skewers into Qin Shengyan's hands, "Eat it, I'll roast it again."

As he spoke, he took a few more skewers and put them on the small stove, turning the bamboo sticks in his hand back and forth unskillfully, and occasionally sprinkled some condiments on the skewers.It was only then that Qin Shengyan discovered that the meat skewers in his hand were also grilled by Xie An.

Qin Shengyan was horrified in an instant, "You, you know how to kebab?!"

Xie An raised his eyebrows, and said with a narcissistic expression, "Why wouldn't I? Besides, kebabs are so simple, they don't have any technical content, they don't bother me at all."

Xie An's excellence was indeed irrefutable, so Qin Shengyan had no choice but to shut up.

Bite a piece of skewered meat into your mouth, the grilled mutton and cumin are a perfect match, while chewing, the special aroma of fireworks rushes straight into your nose, and your taste buds feel the fat and thinness just right, giving birth to more body fluid, restless Urging him to take a bite, and another bite.

Qin Shengyan squinted his eyes in satisfaction, and ate up the meat skewers Xie An handed over in two or three bites.

After eating the kebabs, Qin Shengyan was thirsty, so he drank half a bottle of beer. After drinking, he rested his chin on his hands and stared blankly at Xie An's kebabs.

Feeling Qin Shengyan's gaze, Xie An straightened his back subconsciously, and the posture of turning over the meat skewers was much cooler than before.

Unknowingly, Xie An raised the corners of his mouth, lowered his head and smiled from top to bottom, looking at the young man beside him, "Why do you think I'm handsome when you look at me like this?"

Qin Shengyan didn't drink well, and he was already a little tipsy at this time. Hearing this, he nodded subconsciously, "Shuai Shuai, he has always been handsome, he can be renamed Xie Shuai Shuai."

On the other side of Qin Shengyan's seat, Pei Qing, who was forced to listen to the conversation between the two for a long time, suddenly covered his cheeks, tilted his head and leaned on Yanzhou's body with a sore face, and he couldn't listen to the sour conversation.

Yan Zhou, who was talking to Mr. Li, felt the weight on his shoulders, and immediately turned his head. Seeing Pei Qing clutching his cheeks, he looked left and right nervously, "What's the matter, what's the matter? You have a toothache, don't you?"

Pei Qing: "...I'm fine, my tooth doesn't hurt."

As he spoke, he sat up straight, and poked the blushing Qin Shengyan viciously, "Hey, do you think I'm handsome? Who is more handsome, Xie An or me?"

As the film king, Pei Qing is a light-spotting body.As Director Li invited guests to dinner, the big guys took advantage of the situation to make a fuss, and now they saw Yingying Pei teasing Wang Qinshengyan, the latest topic, and everyone's eyes immediately gathered.

And followed by booing.

"Hahaha I didn't expect Brother Pei to care about whether he is handsome or not."

"Xiao Qin quickly said, who is more handsome, Brother Pei or Er Shao, if you can't decide, you will be punished with alcohol."

"Yes, yes, speak quickly."

"..."

The atmosphere became more enthusiastic than before.

The drunk Qin Shengyan is like a big baby, pouting, staring and tilting his head, he just doesn’t make a sound, it’s like a living emoji—the baby is going to have a little mood.jpg

Xie An looked at him and smiled, everyone was overjoyed, Mr. Li, who was very up-to-date with the trend, was the worst, and called on everyone to take out their mobile phones to take pictures.

So everyone present got an original emoticon.

Film Emperor Pei was still not satisfied with the emoji, so he motioned to the bad old man Director Li to record the video, and holding back a smile, he pulled the big baby Qin Shengyan persistently and asked, "Speaking of Yaoer, am I handsome or Xie Anshuai?"

Drunk Qin Shengyan got impatient when he asked, "I'm handsome, I'm handsome...I'm handsome, why are you so annoying..." After finishing speaking, he lay down on the table and didn't move.

Everyone laughed and bent over.

Xie An also laughed, but seeing Qin Shengyan sleeping on his stomach so drunk, he was a little worried that he would get sick from sleeping.

After thinking about it, he stood up holding Qin Shengyan's remaining half bottle of beer, raised his glass apologetically and said to everyone, "Xiaoyan is drunk, as his manager, I should send him back. I'm sorry everyone, I would like to toast everyone." , it’s an apology.”

Everyone cheered and toasted, expressing their understanding to Xie An.

Brother Xie on the opposite side raised his glass, seeing the humble, polite and well-behaved stupid brother, he couldn't help but feel very relieved.

Until here, Xie An's performance was remarkable, until——

After drinking half a bottle of beer, some of the people who got up had not yet sat down again, Xie An swayed a few times, then lay down on the table with Qin Shengyan, and fell asleep.

Everyone on the small long tables fell into a momentary silence, no one thought that Xie Ershao's drinking capacity was so light.

Then everyone laughed even harder.

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Brother Xie's face darkened.

As Xie An's elder brother and Qin Shengyan's god-brother, Xie Ming looked at the face of his lover, and thought about the intimate plan with his lover at night, his face darkened even more.

Bringing two drunks home is no easy feat.

Brother Xie drove his stupid brother and his suspected future stupid brother-in-law back to Xie An's apartment, and when he threw them on the same bed in disgust, his face was so dark that it couldn't be darker.

Gu Xinian tidied up the guest room quickly, and when he came out, he saw his lover's face was dark, and he couldn't help walking over with a funny face, and comforted him, "Okay, why are you angry with my brothers? I've already tidied up the room, take a shower and go to bed, it smells like barbecue."

Xie Ming was still a little unhappy when he entered the room, and complained with a paralyzed face, "It was all planned, but you will join the group tomorrow. If you can't do it today, you won't have a chance. Let these two bastards mess it up. Don't care, let's just do it." No, you have to make it up to me."

Gu Xiannian jokingly pushed his big head against his shoulders, and threw him a clean bathrobe, "Don't act like a spoiled child, I can't bear your facial paralysis and acted like a spoiled child, go take a bath quickly, or don't sleep in my bed tonight. "

Xie Ming snorted coldly, angrily carried the bathrobe into the bathroom.

Thanks also to An Zui's unconsciousness, he couldn't see the arrogant look of his paralyzed elder brother... It can be said that it is quite unreal.

After tidying up, everyone in the apartment fell into a sweet dream.

It's just, in Xie An's room.

In the dark night, Qin Shengyan on the bed suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.His hands groped slowly on the bed, and felt a warm and fresh body effortlessly.

In the darkness, the eldest baby Qin Shengyan let out a strange "Jie Jie" laugh, turned him over, turned over and rode on Xie An's waist, and then... howled loudly.

"The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, carried Tang Sanzang on its back, followed three disciples, and went to the west to learn scriptures on the main road. It would cover tens of thousands of miles... er—drive—!"

Qin Shengyan rode excitedly on Xie Bailongma An's body, imitating the frequency of riding a horse, heaving up and down, waving his arms, and whipping the horse.

After working hard for a long time, the "horse" lay still on the spot. Qin Shengyan became anxious, so he shouted even louder, "The horse runs———————!"

Xie An fell asleep like a dead pig, no matter how hard Qin Shengyan tossed him, he didn't respond.

Brother Xie next door groaned in pain, pulled the quilt over, and covered his head with force.

The next morning, Brother Xie with a pair of dark circles under his eyes and a haggard face kissed his lover who was still asleep, got up to wash, and then ran to the kitchen.

In the next room, Qin Shengyan, who had been tossing and tossing for most of the night, curled up into a ball and slept at the foot of the bed with half of the quilt, frowning and sleeping soundly.

Xie An, who was naked, shrank under the blanket and was awakened by the morning sun. She felt that she was more tired than fighting, and her back was so sore that it was broken.

Stretching vigorously, he didn't realize that there was an extra person on the bed. Xie Ershao rubbed the pillow, and closed his eyes lazily.

After squinting for a while, the delicious smell of fried eggs came from the kitchen. Xie An shrugged his nose, squinted his eyes and sat up dizzily from the bed, touching his slippery buttocks that barely squeezed out his four-pack abs. Belly, subconsciously touch clothes to wear.

I touched it halfway and found something was wrong. I opened my eyes and was stunned for a moment.

Thinking of my sore back, there are tooth marks on my arm, and half of my head is exposed at the corner of the bed...

My god, my god, why didn't he put him to sleep just when he had a thought o(*////▽////*)q

The author has something to say: still sweet :-D