The world's number one national teacher is a fan of ten thousand men [Crossover]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"[Shocked.jpg]! Who is so fat that he dares to make us Xiaode angry? Tell me, brother, vent your anger on you!" Liu Bei, the crying bag, reached out to pat the dust, and crawled out of the pit.

"Yes, brother Mengde, who snatched your little Qiao? Calm down, or the newly bought firming and whitening mask will not be able to save the wrinkles on your face! It's so expensive!" Lu Bufu Said with the black mud mask under the sea.

"..."

Cao Cao was furious. Before he died, he was a decisive and invincible hero. Even if he had been buried in a pit for thousands of years, his prestige would continue unabated. Who would dare not give him that in the underworld? Lao Cao is a bit thin-faced, but today...

Eh……

"Wahhahaha! No way! Isn't it just a bowl of fried rice with eggs? I thought it was some kind of delicious food!" Liu Bei laughed so hard that he almost burst into laughter, "If you really like fried rice with eggs, Just come to my palace, and I will ask the chef to cook egg fried rice with different local flavors for you, I’m afraid you will get tired of it!”

"Oh, by the way, you must not tell the public that you are so angry because of a bowl of fried rice with eggs, otherwise, those low-level brats will laugh their front teeth off when they hear it, and think that our royal family ghosts How much is enough to buy food!"

Cao Cao raised his forehead: "..."

"You guys don't understand, the egg fried rice fried by that handsome guy is the best in the world. If I didn't have a bite, I wouldn't be willing."

"It's really so delicious? Which star-rated restaurant's chef is it? We can't eat it tonight, why don't we go eat it tomorrow night, tell me the address, and I'll book a first-class plane ticket."

"It's delicious! It's so delicious!" The gatekeeper of the No. [-] pit of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor in Xi'an took a picture and posted it on Moments. Tao Xin drooling expression.

"Old Cao, Lao Cao, have you seen it? The young soldier guarding the gate of Qinshihuang's Mausoleum in Xi'an said that he also went to eat fried rice with eggs. Is it the same restaurant as you mentioned? But didn't you come back before him? Why didn't he You ate it, but you didn’t finish it??”

Cao Cao: "..."

Liu Bei's casual words directly hit Cao Cao's heartache.

He is also so helpless.

Cao Cao's face turned dark, he didn't say anything, he just told Liu Bei that you will know everything when you go to the scene tomorrow night.

******

Luo Xingzhou sat on the side of the tricycle, yawning while having fun.

Today is the day when he traveled to the modern age and opened his business for the first time to sell egg fried rice. He thought the business would be quite prosperous, but unexpectedly there were only a few small flies flying around to accompany him, so the business was especially cold.

I don't blame others for this. If you want to blame him, he has a different time to set up a street stall. Others start to set up stalls at six or seven o'clock in the evening, but he is lucky. He hasn't set up a stall until 11 o'clock in the evening. .

In the middle of the night, it's pitch black and there's no one in sight. It's a hell of a business if business is booming!

Luo Xingzhou was not in a hurry, after playing two games of Match [-] in a row, he suddenly felt that the temperature around his body dropped several degrees in an instant, and the chill made his skin stand up with goosebumps.

"Little brother, give me two bowls of egg fried rice."

Hearing the sound, Luo Xingzhou raised his head abruptly, and what came into his eyes was a young man in a neat black suit, and beside him stood a young woman in a red hat, it seemed that they were a couple. lovers.

"Clap--"

Luo Xingzhou reached out and patted the log-colored signboard on the tricycle, signaling them to read the purchase precautions written on the signboard.

1: Each person (ghost) can only buy one piece of golden egg fried rice each time. (Except for activities on holidays)

2: 500 soft sister coins.

3: 100 merits are worth one share.

4: 1,2,3, [-], [-] must be satisfied at the same time, otherwise it will not be sold, and no one will sell it!

"Hehe! Little brother, you are quite disciplined! You really don't sell it? The ancient emperors come to buy it and don't sell it? Don't you make money if you have money?" The young man in black suit said with a smile.

Luo Xingzhou smiled politely, "Just kidding, since he is the emperor through the ages, he naturally meets the first three conditions."

"Then am I eligible?" the young man asked.

Luo Xingzhou looked up at the young man's face, on his forehead, a white barrage soon popped up:

[Good ghost, merit value: 1000+]

Luo Xingzhou raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile, "Yes, please wait a moment."

As he spoke, he turned to look at the woman standing next to the young man, the corners of his raised mouth suddenly fell, and he said seriously, "Sorry, you can only buy one fried rice with eggs."

"Oh, why?" the young man asked.

"It doesn't meet the requirement to buy two copies." Luo Xingzhou said, looking at the woman smeared with makeup with clear eyes, and said, "Madam, if you want to eat fried rice with eggs, please be kind and kind. You can buy my egg fried rice only when your merit points have accumulated to 100, but your merit points are negative."

The woman in red high heels suddenly sneered.

"Oh! What the hell! Isn't it just a bowl of fried rice with eggs? It's like a peach festival in the sky. If you don't eat your fried rice with eggs, you won't die. Besides, what if I insist on eating it? How can you get me?"

Listening to her sneering words, Luo Xingzhou remained silent.

The woman said that he didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, and warned Luo Xingzhou that if you want to set up a stall in this area, don't push him like this, don't be careful that you don't even know how you died!

Luo Xingzhou had a faint smile on his face from beginning to end.

Seeing that the beautiful woman beside him was angry, the young man lost his patience and said angrily, "Hurry up, fry us two bowls of fried rice with eggs, and you're in a hurry to go to a meeting, so I don't have time to waste with you."

Luo Xingzhou was still taking care of himself, and had no plans to scramble eggs and rice with a spatula.

Seeing that Luo Xingzhou didn't take her words seriously at all, the woman stretched out her white, tender and slender fingers to tug on the young man's sleeve, and said coquettishly, "Brother Hao, he doesn't give me any face." , clearly looking down on our fox family."

Luo Xingzhou: "..."

Why don't you give a charming female fox scrambled eggs and fried rice, just don't take the whole fox clan seriously?Why is your fucking face so big!fall!

The young man's arm was shaken twice by the female fox, and his heart was full of spring. Naturally, he was going to stand up for the vixen. He took a step forward, approached Luo Xingzhou, glanced condescendingly, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, hurry up!" Be sensible and give my girlfriend a bowl of fried rice with eggs, otherwise, I will smash your stall in a while."

Luo Xingzhou was noncommittal, and smiled lightly.

In his previous life, he was the number one national teacher who was admired by tens of thousands of people. How could he be so angry? Although 3000 years have passed in a blink of an eye, Luo Xingzhou is still Luo Xingzhou. Only others have always bowed to him. into a doormat.

Seeing that Luo Xingzhou was still playing slowly and happily, the young man finally became angry. Under the instigation of the female fox, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the iron pot on the tricycle, and it was about to hit the ground. Luo Xingzhou, who had been speaking softly from time to time, suddenly reached out and grabbed a talisman from his pocket.

The hand of the young man holding the iron pot froze, his long and narrow eyes stared straight at the talisman, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

Stiff, as if the pause button was pressed.

The female fox who turned into a human form saw the young man's body stiff, she frowned, and then stretched out her hand to push the young man away, wanting to do it herself, why is she, a fox who has practiced for 500 years, dealing with a street vendor selling eggs and fried rice? A breeze? !

The young man hurried forward to stop her, but the female fox insisted on teaching Luo Xingzhou a lesson.

The female fox was furious, and in an instant a windy slap had already covered Luo Xingzhou's face. At the critical moment, the young man had no time to stop him, so he could only step forward, blocking Luo Xingzhou's face, with a windy slap The slap firmly hit the young man's left cheek.

"Crackling-"

In the quiet street, the voice was particularly loud.

"Brother Hao, you...how are you..." The woman was startled, and continued to stammer, "Brother Hao, get out of the way, I want this reckless brat to know tonight, don't give Nanshan fox face What's the end!"

"Bitch, shut up!" The young man reached out to grab the raised right hand of the female fox, and grabbed her wrist so hard that the female fox's face turned pale and she screamed in pain.

"Brother Hao...Brother Hao...what's the matter, it hurts, it hurts, let me go..."

"Quickly apologize to the expert." The young man said sharply.

The female fox was a little confused by the monk who was two feet tall. She began to examine Luo Xingzhou carefully. She thought that Luo Xingzhou might be some powerful big shot, but he looked at Luo Xingzhou from the tip of his hair to his toes. She's an awesome big shot, but she didn't even notice the slightest bit of mana on Luo Xingzhou's body!

what happened?Want her, a fox who has practiced for 500 years, to apologize to a commoner?What an international joke!

The young man repeatedly asked the female fox to apologize, but the female fox couldn't bear to apologize, and kept talking about Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?Why are you so cowardly tonight?Keep bowing to a mortal? !

"..." Cold sweat broke out from the young man's back from time to time.

Tonight he was destined to bow his head and confess his cowardice. From the moment he saw the magic talisman in Luo Xingzhou's hand for the first time, his whole body couldn't stiffen, not to mention his bones, even Da Niu Niu was completely... wilted.

"Master, don't be as knowledgeable as this little fox. I apologize to you on her behalf." The young man hurriedly bowed to Luo Xingzhou, bending his body straight at a ninety-degree angle. This is a very solemn ceremony. .

After the young man saluted, he hurriedly dragged the female fox to the other side of the street, very panicked.

"Let it go, let it go, what's going on? Why did you become a softie when you saw that kid selling egg fried rice?"

"Crack!"

The man slapped him vigorously, slapping the female fox directly.

"What do you know? Didn't you see the magic talisman in his hand? If he just accepted you, let alone your 500 years of cultivation, the next second you will be a fucking game hanging in the glass window ! How dare you do it!”

"...Spiritual talisman? What kind of talisman?!" The female fox asked in confusion.

"The spell of catching monsters, let me tell you, don't mess with him in the future, it's best to run away when you see him on the street, oh no, you don't want to come here in the future, it's dangerous."

After the male ghost and the vixen left, Luo Xingzhou played a couple more games, then tore off the lollipop wrapper, put a pink lollipop in his mouth, and started counting the soft sister coins he earned today.

Not much, only two orders were made, earning 1000 Ruanmei coins, one was sold to a soldier of the Qin Dynasty, and the other was sold to a young eunuch of the Qing Dynasty, who said it was sold to Lord Kangxi.

After counting the Ruanmei coins, I put them in my trouser pocket, plump.

Almost at the same time, with a casual glance, he saw large groups of black air escaping from the entrance of the alley.

"Not good! There is a monster!"

Luo Xingzhou spread his legs and ran over in a hurry, but unexpectedly saw him as soon as he turned the corner!