[JD] Today's Dior also feels that there is something wrong with the world

When Alina was about eight years old, she read a story called "The Swordswoman".The protagonist of the story is a beautiful blonde female swordsman named Sheila.

The female swordsman roaming around Great Britain is doing chivalry everywhere, standing up for the bullied civilians, helping the helpless old man, and teaching the arrogant nobles and black-hearted traders. She is beautiful and has absolute strength. She is brave and courageous. Fearlessly stand against the forces of evil.

This novel story became like a god to Alina who could only study cultural knowledge all day long.

Alina really... loves Sheila so much!

Since she was also blonde, Alina had seriously thought about the possibility of becoming a woman like Shira when she was a child.Almost from the age of eight, she fantasizes two or three times a week: If she is also a swordsman, what should she do.

Such fantasies were punctured by Dr. Bandruton when she was ten years old.Elena's father told Elena with a look of regret that girls should not learn swords, it is too painful.He hopes that his daughter can study hard and become a teacher in the future, or inherit his mantle and become a doctor.

Then Alina gave up the idea of ​​"becoming" Sheila herself, but she didn't give up Sheila.

If only I could meet a girl like Shira, if I could be friends with "Shira".

Alina, who had such an idea, saw a beautiful blonde girl with a confident expression who could kick a tall boy who bullied her over a month after moving to this small town.

At that moment, Dio's face coincided with the appearance of Shira that she had imagined countless times in her mind.

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The scene at that time was too chaotic, and Elena also forgot to ask people's names because of the momentary shock.

When the first boy who came out to her was beaten to the ground by two bad guys, Alina heard them say that he was the only son of the Joestar family.Then... the girl who will go home with him should also be the young lady of the Joestar family, right?Elena thought, in this case, it's no wonder people call her a country girl.

——Yes, even if she was called a country girl, Elena wanted to become good friends with her because of her stubborn thoughts about Shila.

She picked up the handkerchief dropped by the boy at the scene, took it home and washed it, and asked her parents and some elderly residents who came to see the doctor about the Joestar home.So she easily knew Jonathan—the place where the Duke's boys often played.

The eldest lady probably doesn't run around often, so she has to find Jonathan first.After thinking about it, Elena put the washed grapes and the handkerchief into the basket, and went outside to look for Jonathan.

It was successful once, but given that he was often bullied by boys in the past, even if this Jonathan had stood up for himself before, Alina didn't really want to talk to boys.Therefore, after making sure that the other party's eyes moved over, Elena hung the basket on the branch, turned and ran.

After running home, she was annoyed to find that the piece of paper she had written "Please pass the grapes to the blond lady, please tell her that Alina Bandruton wants to be good friends with her" I forgot to put it in the basket! ! !

But fortunately, she heard Jonathan calling her from behind, telling her to come and play with him tomorrow.

Maybe his sister will come too?

Alina thought expectantly, then put on a beautiful dress and happily went to the appointment.

The boy was still there as he said, and although the blond girl didn't come, Elena still cheered up and started chatting with Jonathan.

"My name is Alina Bandruton, thank you that day and...uh..." Alina's eyes drifted away for a moment, and she looked at the tall buildings in Joestar Manor in the distance, "Sila... …" She said the name in a low voice, and then smiled again, "Thank you for helping me."

"?" Jonathan, who has good ears, was confused for a moment, but he quickly realized after hearing Shila's story, "Oh, you mean Dior? The blonde one that day."

"Hmm!" Elena nodded hurriedly, "So her name is Dio..." She remembered the name in her heart.

"Yes, her name is Dior!" Jonathan grinned, "Although it's a boy's name, she's a girl!"

Alina: ...

Oh, of course I know she's a girl.

Jonathan didn't see the momentary silence on Alina's face. He said in a tone that seemed to show off, "And Dior is very powerful! She is also very skilled and smart. She gets full marks in almost every exam. She also Know a lot of words and read many difficult books!"

"Wow..." Elena showed a longing expression.

"You just mentioned Sheila! I know this story too! Female swordsman!" Jonathan continued, "Is it because you think Dior and Sheila look alike? They are both blonde girls, and they are both very powerful."

Alina nodded honestly.

"Hmm... When you put it this way, I also think that Dio is a bit like Shira..." Jonathan stroked his chin and thought.Seeing that someone had the same idea as herself, Alina became a little excited, "Right? Besides, Shira is very beautiful, and Dio is also very cute!"

"Yeah!" Jonathan nodded solemnly, but soon became distressed, "But Dio is not as gentle as Shila... Dio is a bit, um..." He thought for a long time, and finally came up with a suitable word, "Bad mind!"

What he didn't expect was that Elena tilted her head, "Huh? Isn't this very good? When I read Female Swordsman and saw Sheila suffer because of her kindness, I thought, it would be great if Sheila could have more eyes. , Thinking about it this way, isn’t Dio’s personality just right?”

Jonathan: "...You, what you said makes sense!"

The two children sat side by side by the river and chatted all afternoon about the similarities between Dio and Shira.

Jonathan came home that day just in time to see Dio, who was suffering from his period, lumbering downstairs for dinner.At that time, Jonathan, whose mind was full of chat records with Alina, rushed forward, and gave Dior an emotional performance, "Oh Shira! Even if I beat you at this moment, but you are so strong and unyielding, The spirit of insisting on fighting until you burn yourself to death moved me! Your weak appearance is just a silent mockery to me, I lost to Shila! I have already bowed down under your skirt!"

After reading the lines, he felt embarrassed, scratched his head with a blushing face, and explained to Dio in a low voice, "This is a sentence from The Female Swordsman, Dio."

Dio, who is a little weak at the moment: ... wry?

Are you mentally ill, JOJO?

By the way, it took a long time for Elena to know that JOJO did not bring grapes to Dio that day. He didn't pay attention to the number, and ate them in a daze. The last one didn't fall, and he ate them all.

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On the third day of becoming good friends with Jonathan, Alina couldn't help asking, "JOJO, why doesn't Dior come out to play?" After asking, she also frankly expressed her true thoughts, "I I want to express my gratitude to Dior in person."

"Well... because Dior is not feeling well recently, Mrs. Smith doesn't let her go out, so it's inconvenient to say something, oh, Mrs. Smith is the teacher in charge of teaching Dior's lady manners." Jonathan squatting by the river splashed the water boredly, He replied sullenly, "And Dior ignored me, she would only perfunctory me whatever I told her, and I couldn't invite her to come out to play together."

"Ah? Is Little Dior feeling unwell?" Alina wrinkled her small face, "What's wrong with her? My father is a doctor, let me ask my father, or ask my father to give her a diagnosis. "

"No need, Mrs. Smith said this is normal, and my father also said that this is something that girls will go through." Thinking of the cold reception he suffered a few days ago and the confusion that has not yet been solved, Jonathan was a little depressed, "And Alina ...Actually, I don't think you need to keep thinking about thanking Dio, Dio shouldn't care about such things." After all, she doesn't even talk to me now, and she still calls you a country girl.The naive little boy who was only 12 years old thought so.

Alina: ...

"So what's wrong with little Dior?" Alina decided to ignore JOJO's last words, she still wanted to know Dior's state.

"I'm not very clear about the specifics..." Jonathan struggled with his expression, and after explaining the matter in general, he glanced at Alina and remembered what she said just now that his father was a doctor, so he asked casually, " She seems to be bleeding for the past few days. Mrs. Smith said it will take a week for this to stop. I asked Dior how she was doing this morning and she didn't answer me. Now when I ask her about it She ignores me, do you know what the problem is, Alina?"

Alina fell silent for a moment.

Under Jonathan's puzzled eyes, it took her a long time to say tactfully, "JOJO, Mrs. Smith is right, you shouldn't keep asking this question. If I were Dior, I wouldn't pay attention to you."

"Eh--?"

Alina blushed and turned her head away, no longer looking at Jonathan's disappointed expression.

——She is the doctor's daughter, even if she hasn't been to that thing yet, she still understands it.She also knows that girls will be able to have children after they come to this thing-well, she has read some books that are not suitable for her age group recently.

Knowing that Dio was uncomfortable because of her menstrual period, Alina was no longer in a hurry to see Dio. She asked Jonathan about the date of her first day in Dio, and then waited for her to "recover health".

She also watched a report on a newly opened amusement park with Jonathan, and the two of them confirmed the date, and asked Jonathan to invite her out after Dior was ready, and the three of them went to play together.

But before Jonathan took Dio out of Joestar Manor, Alina saw Dio.

This girl looks really cute up close!A little shorter than her, cute!The menacing expression is also very cute!

And...they even kissed each other!

Kissing between girls is something only friends can do!

Alina thought very happily: Then we are friends now!

>>>

"That's how it happened, and then little Dior looked a little strange. I think she might be angry. Anyway, she left without saying a word. I haven't had time to express my thanks." Alina expressed regret After talking about what happened yesterday, he looked around, "I thought she would come with you today, JOJO, she didn't say anything after she went back—Huh? JOJO?"

As soon as she lowered her head, she saw Jonathan's wide eyes and incredible expression.

"You...Dior..." Jonathan stared blankly at Elena, "Did you kiss...?"

"En!" Alina smiled and nodded heavily.

"what……"

"Don't be sad, JOJO." Alina comforted her little friend kindly, "Even if Dio and I become good friends, we can still play together, and didn't we agree to bring Dio to play together before?" Damn it? We won't leave you alone for a girl's friendship."

Jonathan glanced at Alina, but said nothing.

He thought Dior was weird.While telling him not to play with the country girl, he went to look for Elina by himself, and even kissed Elena!

She hasn't told him yet!Obviously just want to get rid of him!

Dior, that's too much!

"JOJO, can you tell me what Dior likes? Dolls or hairpins? Snacks are also available. I have recently started to learn how to make apple pie with my mother. I want to give some to Dior. I will wait for her next time. Time to come out and play!"

"Book. A very profound book with unknown meaning." Jonathan replied bluntly. He looked at Alina again and offered his advice sincerely, "Alina, I don't think you should call Dior "Little Dior." ' Better. At least not in front of her, Dio won't be happy."

Alina looked confused, "?"

"I'm 12 years old." Jonathan pointed to himself.

"I'm also 12 years old...?" Alina replied inexplicably.

Jonathan shrugged like Dior, "Dior is 13 years old."

"Oh!" Elena was happy, "I've always wanted to have a sister! But Dio is shorter than me, so I can be regarded as a sister or a sister!"

Jonathan:? ? ?

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The development path of this world is simply sick.

From the inexplicable disappearance of her bird, Dio realized this, and she even made up her mind to reverse the direction of this wonderful world when she surpassed the heaven again.

However, thinking about it, Dio couldn't accept when events that were completely different from what she expected were happening in front of her eyes, and there was a faint tendency to slap her in the face.

Just like the forced kiss of Alina this time.

Although I knew before that a country girl who can tear open her shirt with bare hands is annoying and difficult to deal with, but this time Elena's calm reaction and that embarrassed expression still made Dio want to vomit in annoyance. The women JOJO gets together with really have the same brains as JOJO.

Apart from Elena's reaction that made her feel very humiliated, there was another thing that she didn't expect - when the two of them stood together, Dio realized that Elena was actually taller than her!Even if there is only a small gap, Alina is still taller than herself!

What's going on, this world! ! !

Is it as deep as JOJO's brain? ! !

Bring back her strong and tall body and proud bird! ! !

That night, Dio tossed and turned and couldn't sleep because of the pain in her chest and upset mood, and then she sadly figured out how to deal with her calm face after kissing Alina forcibly.

So Dio was even more unhappy.

She lay upright on the bed until the early morning, and vaguely remembered when JOJO said that he liked beautiful long blond hair.

Dio decides to cut Alina's long hair the next time he sees her!Hmph, if you become an ugly girl, you should be so ashamed that you can't play with JOJO!

With such thoughts of revenge and the scene where the short-haired ugly girl Alina and Jonathan broke up in his brain for a while, Dio happily fell asleep.

She had already figured out what to do the next day, but when the next day came, when Dio was about to go out, Jonathan came back.He still looked a little out of his mind, as if he was not happy.

Dior was puzzled, she snorted softly, walked towards Jonathan, and asked tentatively, "Why did you come back at this time? Don't you play with the country girl?"

As soon as she made a sound, JOJO, who was walking with his head down, suddenly raised his head and gave her a hard look.Dio was baffled by his aggrieved eyes. Before she could ask again, Jonathan ran away angrily without saying a word to her.

Dior: ? ? ?

Could it be that even if Elena didn't overreact this time, did she also cut off contact with JOJO?The country girl ignores JOJO? Why did JOJO stare at her?Did he know that she kissed Alina?Impossible, if JOJO knows, shouldn't he look at her with wronged eyes?Has his amazing explosive power been eaten by Danny?If he didn't know, why did he lose his temper with her?Are you sick?

Dio, who suddenly realized that Jonathan was making trouble with her, was upset for a while, but she soon became happy again.

For the sake of this being a good thing, she will forgive the stupid JOJO for his inexplicable temper.

The very happy Dior put the scissors hidden in the handbag back to the original place, and went back to the room for a lunch break.

>>>

Alina wants to cut her hair recently.

There's a new hairstyle popular among the girls in town, and she's eager to try it out.But Mrs. Bandruton said that she would not agree to let her daughter change her hairstyle until she got a score of 90 in the next Spanish test.

"Otherwise you always go out to play, and you don't even think about studying." Mrs. Bandruton educated her daughter solemnly, "If I give you a new hairstyle now, you will definitely go out to show off again. I need to give you some oppressive measures."

A score of 90 was too difficult. Alina fought all night with the lights on, and finally said goodbye to the new hairstyle with a difference of two points.She had no way to resist her mother, so she could only sigh at her own reflection in the river every day.

——She also wants to change into a new hairstyle and go to the amusement park with Dior and Jonathan.

When she sighed again and asked Jonathan if her current haircut was too rustic, too country girl-like, too unsuitable for going out with Dior, Jonathan told her not to think too much.He explained to her in a difficult way that Dio might not necessarily go to the amusement park with them, because he and Dio started a cold war again for some reason.

Alina: ...

"Dior doesn't even tell me perfunctory words now." Jonathan lay on his back on the grass, patting Danny who was lying next to him, "I want to make up with her, but she doesn't care Sometimes I only look at me with sympathetic eyes. Dio also told the boys in the town not to play with me, I don’t know where to provoke her again.”

"Okay then..." Alina looked at Jonathan's dejected look, and felt that he was really pitiful. The kind girl couldn't bear to blame him for not remembering what she did wrong after thinking about it.She passed the steps down to the other party and herself in a considerate manner, "Anyway, the amusement park will not run long, and my mother said that as long as I can get 92 points in the literature test next week, I will change my hairstyle to my favorite." , I have confidence in literature, so let’s talk about it when the time comes?”

Jonathan dragged his voice weakly to answer, "Okay..."

Alina, who was very confident in her literature test, scored a high score of 95. Mrs. Bandruton fulfilled her promise. She asked her daughter to choose a hairstyle and then changed it for her.

Unfortunately, a hair-tying method from London has recently become popular in the town, and many girls in the town have abandoned their last new love.

Alina was in a tangle like this.She has fantasized about going to the amusement park with Dior and the others with a new hairstyle many times, but she is also a little moved by the latest one...

Why does she only have one head?

The troubled girl sends out such soul questioning three times an hour on average.

Fortunately, she didn't struggle for long. On the third day after the results of the literature test came out, Elena met Dio again.

At that time, Dio was returning with his younger brothers to beat up the little boys of the opposing faction. Dio, who won the victory by crushing the opponent unilaterally, was in a great mood, and she was not angry when Elena stopped her.

Seeing that Elena ignored Jonathan and made him sad, Dio still listened patiently to her speech.

Alina first expressed her gratitude to Dior, and then expressed her longing for a girl like Dior, and finally she asked, "So can we be friends?"

Dio sneered, she felt that there was something wrong with Elena's brain.Even if Alina said that she liked Dio and was willing to be bread, Dio didn't care about her.

However, as soon as the word of refusal came to his lips, Dio suddenly thought that when he grew up, Alina would still be with JoJo and give birth to the hateful Joestar family.

Thinking about it this way, if they can develop a good relationship, wouldn't it be easier for Dior to destroy the relationship between Alina and JOJO? ! "Friend" said that this guy is not suitable, girls should think more about it, right?

"Okay." After thinking about it, Dio agreed vaguely, "but you won't be my friend, you and—" she casually pointed to the younger brothers gathered next to her, "they are the same."

"Oh." Alina glanced at the boys beside her, completely indifferent.After chatting with Jonathan a lot, now Alina feels that Dior is just too embarrassed to admit it, "That's great." She grabbed Dior's sleeve and shook his arm, "Then we are good friends!"

Dior:  …

Before Dio could speak, Alina spoke again, "Then, can you do me a favor?"

"……what?"

"It's like this, I've been struggling with a new hairstyle recently..."

After Elina finished talking about her troubles, she put her hands together in a prayer posture and looked at Dio, expecting her choice.

And listening to Elena talking about her hair, Dio's previous flash of inspiration came up again.

——she wanted Alina to be ugly again.

"William, is your house nearby?" Dio hooked his fingers to a younger brother behind him, "Go get some scissors."

The little brother who got the order put oil on his feet and ran fast.

Dio nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Alina with a kind smile, "Why don't I cut your hair for you."

Alina hesitated.

"I'll give you a haircut like my favorite girl's."

Alina nodded immediately.

Thinking of Elina's initial hesitation, Dio kindly added, "Don't worry, I'm quite good at this kind of thing."

Shit, in fact, Dior can't cut hair at all.

Based on her feeling, she cut here and there, and finally gave Alina a doll's short hair, but the middle part was so long that it needed to be tied with a hair tie.

"It's okay." Dio, who was cutting his hair for the first time, took two steps back, looked at Elena's new hairstyle, and nodded in satisfaction, "I just like girls with this hairstyle."

No one will dislike their poor craftsmanship.Dio was satisfied, but some of the younger brothers around him showed subtle expressions.However, because of the admiration for Dior, even if some people think that this younger sister's head is not good-looking, in the end they will forcefully break their own aesthetics.

"I think it's cute after watching too much." The younger brothers whispered.

In fact, it was the lovely-looking Alina who completely held this wonderful hairstyle.

Even when some girls said that Alina’s hairstyle was weird at the beginning, a certain younger brother from Dior who passed by gave the little finger to other girls, saying that it was the head of Elena’s head cut by Dior’s sister, an uneducated country My sister will find this hairstyle strange.

This saying was passed on from ten to ten, and soon spread throughout the entire town.Of course girls would not admit that they are country girls, even if they think this hairstyle is ugly, but for the sake of girls' self-esteem, they all have no conscience to say that this hairstyle is really cute.

Over time, the trend of Dior hair swept the whole town, and girls competed to imitate Alina's hairstyle and toss their own or their sister's hair.

When Dior wandered to the town half a month later and found that her impromptu ideas had occupied more than half of the girls' heads, she was so surprised that her jaw almost dropped.

Alina also came to see her and told her with a smile that everyone liked this hairstyle very much.

A younger brother also came to ask her if she was free to cut an original sister's head for his sister himself.

No doubt they were all scolded by Dior.

The people in this small town may have something wrong with their brains.

Dio thought in despair.

Of course, this is a follow-up.

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Alina ran into Jonathan on the street on the third day of her new hairstyle.

"Have you changed your hairstyle?" Jonathan looked at her short hair hanging by her ears in surprise, he hesitated to speak, "It's...pretty good..."

"Really!" Elena shook her head with a smile, "It was Dior who cut it for me!"

I don't know what she's showing off.

Jonathan choked, "Oh..."

Speaking of Dior, Elena thought that she had something to say to Jonathan.

"By the way, JOJO, I think Little Dior is a bit strange." Alina worriedly talked about what happened the day before yesterday, including what Dior said [I like girls with this hairstyle].

Finally, she asked, "You know I didn't mean to offend, but—"

She heard Jonathan talk about the tragic experience of Dior when he was a child, and she also knew that Dior had been pretending to be a boy after his mother died, and mixed with the boys in order to protect himself. Boys play together, so her aesthetics have become somewhat..." Elena thought for a long time before she came up with the right words, "Being biased towards boys? Well... Although if she likes me, I will be very happy too , I really don't mind her kissing me..." At the end of the sentence, she began to feel embarrassed.

Jonathan:  …

"...No way..." He hesitated to reject Elena's idea.

Alina went on to say, "But yesterday I took my doll to play with her, and she ignored me completely, and then she went to see the boys climbing trees and digging out birds. Is Little Dior right for girls? Not interested in anything?"

Dior is really not interested in girls' things!

"!" Jonathan, alert.jpg

If Alina hadn't mentioned it, the little gentleman who had received a good gentleman education since he was a child would never have thought of such a thing.

If Dio really likes girls...

This thought flashed through Jonathan's mind, and he suddenly felt a little sad.But soon Jonathan shook his head, because he remembered that his father had inadvertently mentioned some time ago that the parliament seemed to have some kind of law to deal with the bad homosexuality in London.

So Jonathan had to worry about the future of Yijie.

Although he thought it would be more useful to tell his father directly, before explaining to his father, Jonathan still felt that he had to talk to Dio first—what if it was a misunderstanding?

At the same time, Dior is also waiting for Jonathan to find him every day.

Even though many years have passed, she still remembers the fact that the former JOJO rushed home and beat herself up after knowing that she kissed Alina forcefully, and he even beat herself to tears!

#Bendio is such a grudge#

Even though events in this world always have inexplicable trends, Dio still has a hunch that JOJO will know about her snatching Alina's first kiss and settle accounts with her.

What's more, this time she also cut Alina's hair.

Before going out, Jonathan said that he was going to a candy store, and Elena's home was nearby, and today was Elena's shopping day again.Dior was sure there was an 80 percent chance they would meet.

WRY——

Dio grinned inwardly.

It's time for shame!

Hmph, I won't let you get the upper hand this time, JOJO.Dio thought so, turning to the next page of the book with satisfaction.

Then the door of Joestar's house was opened, and the little gentleman went home.

Dio glanced at the other party from the corner of his eye, and when he found that Jonathan was staring at him, he confirmed his idea of ​​fighting with JOJO today.

snort!Come on JOJO!Dio closed the book and prepared to deal with Jonathan's anger with a prepared expression, but things didn't develop as she remembered.The little gentleman was not angry, but walked up to him worriedly, and shouted, "Dior."

Dio who was treated tenderly (?): ...?

Faced with Dior's confused expression, Jonathan scratched his hair and sat down on the chair opposite her, "That's right, I have something to ask you."

Dior: ...? ?

The sudden change of Jonathan caught Dio off guard, but she reacted quickly and lifted her chin, "Don't ask. I kissed Elena, and I cut her hair. How, finally know? JOJO, Are you unhappy?"

Jonathan: "Uh... so you really like girls and not guys?"

"I want to tell Dad, Dior." Jonathan struggled with his expression, "You can't be like this Dior, you really can't play with those boys, you are a lady, and a lady should not fall in love with another lady .”

Dior: ...? ? ?

"WRYYY—???"

Your brain is really sick, JOJO?

—— TBC