[JD] Today's Dior also feels that there is something wrong with the world

"JOJO...?"

He didn't answer her call again.

The originally clear blue eyes dimmed, and his body gradually stiffened.The sound of explosions exploded in my ears one after another, and the flames shot up into the sky, tearing apart the darkness.And he didn't respond.

Jonathan is dead.

For the first time, Dio felt that the brightness of the flame was still a bit dazzling.

The latest explosion seemed to be not far away from them. Dio could see that the tongue of flame had already licked the corner of Jonathan's clothes, but she was still tightly locked in his arms and could do nothing.

She tried to move towards the box, but the hull suddenly began to tilt sharply, so Dio bumped into the hard shell of the box uncontrollably.

But it didn't hurt at all.

After waking up, Dio quickly realized that another damn sea creature had bumped into her box just now, which made her feel the world turned upside down in her dream—fortunately, the inner lining of the box is all soft the velvet, to avoid the possibility of making her bruised and swollen.

But it wasn't a good dream, and it didn't matter if I woke up.Dio glanced at the top of the dark box, and then turned his gaze to the tall body next to him.

Dior didn't know how many days had passed since the accident on the ship, but this did not prevent her from "working".

Before Dio went to bed for the last time, she had completely separated Jonathan's head from his body.

Although she has had such work experience before, Dio will still feel very tired after experiencing this kind of thing again. Since there is only one head left, she cuts the few blood vessels and meridians that Jonathan's body can only extend from the base of his neck.

Because of this, when she cut off Jonathan's head and put her own head back on but couldn't successfully establish a connection with Jonathan's body, she only felt that she might be too tired.

Then she fell asleep and woke up to find it was still not working.

Then she fell asleep again, this time not only dreaming about that hapless "boat trip" but the sea creature bumped into her case while she slept!

Dio snorted twice, leaving aside the unhappiness she had just encountered while sleeping, she decided to continue studying Jonathan's body.

First insert the arteries into the neck section of the body, and then move his head to straighten it.Next, as long as the vampire's powerful self-healing ability is connected to the nerves in the body, Jonathan's body will belong to her.

——Dior vouched for her personality, she did the same thing last time!

but!

Why did Jonathan's body only reject him once last time, but this time it rejected her one after another!

She has been resting for such a long time!Even in a state of full energy, I still can't establish a connection with Jonathan's body!

Still in this state of stagnation, Dio straightened her posture and waited for her brain nerves to connect with Jonathan's body nerves. She counted at least 100 to 60 silently, and the body underneath still didn't respond at all!

If this continues, this body will rot sooner or later!

Dior didn't understand at all what went wrong this time?Or is it because she became Dior without a bird, so even the self-healing ability that vampires are proud of cannot cross the threshold of gender?

"Damn JOJO..." She gritted her teeth.

However, before she could utter a venting curse, a male voice that did not belong to her suddenly sounded in the small space—"Why are you scolding me?"

"..." Dio felt that his brain or ears might be damaged, damn sea creature!Looks like velvet doesn't protect the flesh 100% either!

With a sullen face, she rolled her eyes in confirmation, looking at the head of Jonathan, who was left beside her.

The head was looking at her burningly.

The blue eyes, which were clearly dull, had returned to their former clarity, Jonathan said again, "What are you doing? Dior."

The direction of the words is not clear, I don't know if Jonathan is asking about the intimate contact between Dio and his body, or why Dio is looking at him with a dazed face.

And Dior...

Dio didn't speak, to be precise, she was speechless.After meeting Jonathan's eyes, her remaining head shrank to the side instantly, keeping the distance from Jonathan's head as far as possible. This subconscious action also caused the two blood vessels under her neck to be directly cut off. Pulled out of Jonathan's body.I worked so hard to fix the posture for almost two hours, but the result was all in vain.

But at this moment, Dio didn't have the mind to care about any posture anymore. She opened her mouth, and it took a long time before she stumbled, "You——!"

Her voice trembled a little as soon as it came out, and she couldn't even continue speaking.

Can't blame her, anyone in this environment (referring to the claustrophobic space under the sea) will be very surprised (and maybe scared) to see a person who should never die and come back to life (albeit with only one head), right ?

Even if it is Dior who is going through all this, it is the same_(:D」∠)_

"How did I live?" Jonathan seemed to understand Dio's heart, and added what she hadn't said, "Hmm..." He looked at Dio's expression, although it was out of place, but he suddenly wanted to laugh --Hey!She looked at him as if she saw a ghost!This is the first time Dior has shown such an expression!

In order to avoid spoiling the atmosphere by laughing, Jonathan simply closed his eyes and began to think.

In fact, he had already died once, on that ship, his soul flew out of his body.

Then he watched how Dio endured the pain and cut off her corrugated body, and he watched how Dio, with only one head left, bit his clothes with his teeth in the flames, dragging his body hard Flip into the box.

He followed into the box and saw Dio struggling to divide his body with blood vessels and meridians.At that moment, Jonathan understood what Dior meant by "wanting your body".

He sighed.

The soul can freely enter and exit the box. Jonathan once fell with the box in the sea to the bottom of the sea.He sat on a coral tree next to the box for two days, thought for two days, watched Dior and struggled for two days.Finally he decided to fly up to see if he could go to heaven.

Things took another turn.

Dio's blood vessel oozes out, and her blood gets into the opening on Jonathan's neck and soaks into his head. The relationship between Jonathan and Jonathan has the right to choose life and death.

He could have chosen to die, but before he completely lost consciousness, Jonathan suddenly thought, what would Dio do if he really died?Seeing how crazy she was on the boat, she must still be trying to do something bad.It would be fine if she stayed at the bottom of the sea all the time, but what if one day she was fished up to the surface?

At that time, what would happen without him in charge?

Then Jonathan lived.

Like Dio, he became a vampire.

——If you think about it this way, you can understand what happened to Dio's expression of seeing a ghost—he is also a ghost!

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Perhaps the greatest benefit of vampires is that they can live with only one head left.

Dio was still asleep when Jonathan opened his eyes, so he spent the time wandering around the only space in the suitcase.

Here I need to introduce you to the layout of the special box - since it was originally made to order by John, this box can accommodate two adults very well.Jonathan's body occupies the space on the left, and a giant black umbrella is stuffed into the space on the right (Jonathan guesses that this is specially prepared by Dio considering the characteristics of vampires).After Dio cut off Jonathan's head, he threw it next to the umbrella, and he came to the upper left to fill the vacancy of the previous head.

Thus, Jonathan has an entire right side of his head.

He still stayed in the lower right position and tried to stick out the blood vessels in his neck like Dio did. Of course he succeeded, and he didn't think it was difficult.

Then the box began to shake violently, and Jonathan guessed that a passing sea creature hit the box.He also guessed that Dio might wake up from the impact, so he calmly returned to where his head was, squinting his eyes to see what Dio was up to today.

Dio never pays attention to the state of the other head. Of course, this time she woke up and quickly entered the "working" state.Just when Jonathan was thinking about what should be the best first sentence between them after such a long time, he heard Dio call him "Damn JOJO."

Jonathan swears on the reputation of Joestar's family that he has never done anything wrong to Dio.However, Dio not only turned into the same dead look when he was on the boat, even after his death (Dio unilaterally believed) Dio still missed him!He did nothing wrong!

So he asked, "Why are you scolding me?"

In fact, he regretted it the moment he said it, no matter what, it was always the first sentence after they met after the hostility.No questioning, no romance, just a very everyday, "Why are you scolding me?"

But because of this sentence, Jonathan saw the frightened expression on Dio's face for the first time.

Hmm...he thinks...it's kind of fun.

The frightened Dio probably wanted to ask him how he survived, and as soon as her "you" popped out, Jonathan knew what she wanted to ask.

However, Jonathan did not intend to explain the entanglement and thinking in the middle to Dio.Anyway, Dior had no conscience, and it would be useless to tell her.So Jonathan licked his lower lip and said sincerely, "I don't know either."

Dio's eyes were dull, and it was obvious that she was in a state of being completely emptied after being extremely shocked at this moment—in other words, if she hadn't always restrained her behavior with high standards and high attitude, she might be like a frightened woman now screamed.

——Jonathan is alive! ! !

--How can it be? ! !

——She watched him die with her own eyes!Cut off his head himself! ! !

And he didn't come back alive last time! ! !Last time, Jonathan's head was obviously rotten to the bone! ! !

There must be something wrong with this world! ! !

>>>

Regardless of whether there is something wrong with this world, in short, Jonathan and Dior's [-]-year underwater cohabitation has kicked off.

At first they were always silent - after six failed attempts to sneak up on Jonathan and kill him for good, Dio had absolutely nothing to say.She doesn't know what to say, it's so fucking embarrassing - Jonathan already understands that she is a badass, even if he is willing to have selective amnesia at this time, she is not willing to act like a lady and say things against her will, that's disgusting !What's even more tragic is that Dior still can't beat the only head that knows his shameful past!

So she chose not to speak.

It was Jonathan who was the first to break the deadlock. Although he also felt awkward, he felt that if there was a problem, he had to communicate. What's the matter with being silent all the time, right?

"George's cradle has black hair, it's not very obvious, so I don't think you noticed it." Jonathan recalled the flaws, "I also found it when Lucy changed George's bedding, Joestar Manor No one had dark hair, so I guess John was here."

Dio turned the back of his head at Jonathan.Despite her uncooperative gestures, Jonathan knew she was listening.

He went on to say, "Although you always say that George is a nuisance, you still take care of him responsibly. Even if you ask Alina to take care of George, you will not go far away-only once you It's not like you to leave the manor to go shopping."

"..." Dio knew which time it was. That day, George was made to cry several times by Elizabeth. When he saw her at night, the terribly wronged little guy almost cried again.

The second half of Jonathan's sentence caught up in time, "You know, the private detectives I entrusted to investigate John are all very capable gentlemen, and sometimes they can get a better understanding by investigating a matter in depth. many."

"Oh!" Dio twitched the corners of her mouth mockingly, and she turned her head to stare at Jonathan's eyes, her tone was extremely hateful, "So? Anyway, you know it all, so it's interesting to go through the account afterwards ?” She snorted, “Since you discovered something was wrong at that time, why didn’t you say it? I can tell you responsibly that the situation where you have only one head in this box is caused by yourself of!"

"I'm reasoning with you, Dio!" Jonathan was speechless, "And I believed you! I thought it was just another joke of yours, and I thought you wouldn't make a fuss, and you would change it!"

"Ha! So I say it's your own fault. What do you expect from me?"

"Dior! You are so unreasonable!" Jonathan replied angrily, then turned his head to the other side and stopped talking.

"I'm unreasonable?! You are unreasonable!" Dio shouted very irritablely, "Do you know how many years I have planned! Is it so difficult for you to cooperate with me? Didn't you say you love me! Didn't you pay for me? Life! Now you are happy! We are both trapped in this box!" She was talking and realized that the man who was firmly facing the back of her head did not turn to continue arguing, and Dio felt that if he continued talking, he would definitely would turn into an idiot in Jonathan's eyes, so she said loudly, "Fuck you!" and ended the first argument with "Stupid JOJO!"

Later they always quarreled.

About the stupid things that Dio did (Jonathan), about Jonathan's stubborn thinking (Dior), and even a quarrel between the two of them because of the uneven division of space in the box.

At first Jonathan always kept silent the moment the flames ignited, but then he couldn't help it.The way the two of them got along during that time was very strange, as if they were deliberately maintaining something, but also seemed to be deliberately destroying something.

After the quarrel, now before the quarrel, when that little thing was taken out and repeated three times, they all began to recall the more distant past in unison.

"You told me not to hang out with Alina, and you ended up playing very close to her yourself! You also told the boys in the town not to be friends with me! You were so disgusting back then! I should have watched it then Come out, you are not a good person!"

"I did it for your own good! I told you to stop talking to Alina a long time ago. Look at how you have been affected by her. There are only useless kindness and hesitation left in your poor brain!"

"That's kindness! It's what you lack most now!"

"You say I'm not kind now? Why didn't you say I was not kind when you said you loved me?!"

Basically, as long as Jonathan talks back, Dio gets more excited, and when she gets angry, Jonathan realizes that he can't talk to her anymore.

The bickering always ended with Jonathan not talking and Dio jumping in anger at feeling his fist punched in the cotton (if she had feet).

It is worth mentioning that after another quarrel broke out about the division of the inner space of the box, Jonathan took the initiative to give up the entire right side.Dio's head could roll around in the space to the right, Jonathan's head was back in the space above his neck, and he kept his head tight against the base of his neck.

Dio laughed at him, "Are you expecting your head to return to the body? I think its inside must be rotten, right?" Otherwise, why can't you establish a connection with her head?

Jonathan blinked nonchalantly.

The next day, when Dio was pushing the umbrella towards Jonathan's body with the veins protruding from his head, he suddenly felt someone watching her.

"What are you looking at?" Dio glared fiercely, "If you think my appearance is disgusting, you can just say so, there is no need to disgust me with your eyes."

"Oh, nothing." Jonathan said sincerely, "You are my wife anyway, and my wife is beautiful anyway—"

Dio looks like he's eaten a can of pickles.

"—Although there is only one blood vessel sticking out from under the head..." Jonathan's words stopped just right.Dio was furious, "Don't you have only one head?! Haven't you used your blood vessels?!"

"It used to be." Jonathan smiled, "but not anymore."

A hand stretched out from the side, held Dio's face directly and sent her head to the front of the box, and Dio noticed that Jonathan's head and body had been connected together.Jonathan, who regained control of his body, smacked Dio on the forehead, "Of course my body will only listen to me."

Dio had a ghostly expression on his face.

<<

Nor is it impossible for them to communicate peacefully.

"How many years do you think we have been at the bottom of the sea?" Jonathan looked at the top of the dark box and said with emotion, "How many more years will we be at the bottom of the sea?"

Dior, who had come back again, of course knew when those unlucky workers would come, but she didn't want to tell Jonathan, she just said maliciously, "Thanks to you, I may stay here forever."

"No." Jonathan was not affected by Dior's words at all, "The workmanship of this box is very good. I can assure you that someone will salvage this box for historical research in at most two or three hundred years. It's me, seeing such a beautifully crafted box sinking on the bottom of the sea, I will be very interested in it!"

"Oh! Is the historian who will 'save' us called Jonathan Joestar?" Dio replied in a strange way, and she patted Jonathan's shoulder impatiently with her blood vessels, "Open your mouth!"

"What?"

Dio directly told Jonathan what she was going to do, "Although vampires don't need to breathe, it's not impossible to breathe. In order to prevent you with a brain as big as Danny from suddenly losing your IQ and using lungs to breathe, I pulled out your trachea." A piece of blood-red substance with distinctive shape is hanging under her head, "Prevent a certain fighter from accidentally dying due to ripples caused by breathing!"

Jonathan looked at the thing under Dio's neck and frowned.

Dio was very angry, she thought Jonathan thought she was nosy.

"No, I just think it's amazing to look at a part of my body like this," Jonathan explained, "Although I have been rolling around next to my body for a long time, it is still very different to face the organ. .”

"..." Dio thought it was a normal thing, but he felt a little disgusted when he said that.

"I have to say, Dio, are you really good at using your blood vessels?" Jonathan began to change the subject, Dio was sure that this was not a serious compliment, she smirked and didn't answer.

"Maybe I can know how you moved me into this box on that cruise ship? With your blood vessels?"

"Shut up!" Dio glared at him fiercely, and then she also shut up, never mentioning the past.

——That was definitely a past that she didn't want to recall.The previous time it was Alina who carried Jonathan and his head into the box, but this time there was no Alina, she could only rely on her teeth and blood vessels.

Dio never wanted to recall how many somersaults he had turned over due to the blast in that explosion with only one head left!

"Ok."

She didn't want to say that Jonathan could pretend he never saw it.

Vampires can't see souls anyway.

Jonathan Joestar was always the gentleman who kept all the nice little secrets the ladies wanted to keep from themselves.

He is also a very reliable historical research scholar.

After spending countless years at the bottom of the sea, the heavy box finally began to move vertically.

No sea creature can do this, which means that what Jonathan said long ago is true—there is always a history lover willing to study such a strange box.

Maybe there are pirates who want to make a fortune from it?

Nearly 100 years later, when the lid of the box was opened again, Jonathan opened the huge black umbrella in the box to block the sunlight pouring down from the sky.

He and Dio's heads were firmly huddled under the shadow of the black umbrella, and they were not threatened by the sun at all.

An unknown old woman was directing the air to attack the pirates. At first Jonathan thought that the old woman was out of her mind, but then he saw the way—probably because of weapons or abilities he couldn't see.

Dio didn't take his eyes off Granny Enya until the pirate's blood splashed on the umbrella.

She looked at Jonathan who was holding her, and Jonathan just lowered his head.

"This umbrella is really nice." He said briskly.

—— TBC