[JD] Today's Dior also feels that there is something wrong with the world

Dior hangs upside down from the ceiling and ponders the meaning of life.

She has been here for ten hours in this posture.Thanks to Jonathan's non-stop cannibal herb substitutes, she had such an unforgettable experience.

Jonathan, who was sitting on the sofa, didn't even look at her. He was still flipping through the newspaper in his hand, and then said coldly, "I won't let you down until you realize your mistake!"

Look, is he speaking human language?Is she shameless? ? ?

Dio gritted his teeth and stared at the back of Jonathan's head, trying to internally dismember it, but unfortunately - Jonathan was out of range of the world.

So she once again cast her eyes on the vines that were firmly wrapped around her ankles, and a tall yellow double appeared near the ceiling, struggling for the Nth time.

Shi Shi picked up a section of vine and pulled it vigorously. The vine gradually became thinner and longer in the hands of the stand-in, but it just kept pulling.

The flexibility of Jonathan's stand-in is probably positive infinite.

Before the world continued to increase its efforts to deal with this damn plant, another section of vine came around and slapped the world's hand hard, and the world immediately let go of the hand holding the vine.

"Oh!" Hitting the stand-in body, the main body was also injured.Dio quickly rolled up her hands and rubbed the back of her hands, she stared down at her head.

A threatening voice came up from below, "Dior—"

The vines shook regularly, and Dio felt that his newly connected head was about to be separated from his body.

"Head! The head is going to fall!" Dio on the ceiling rolled his eyes, "Let me go down! It's been dark for a long time, if I don't go out, someone will come looking for me! How can I appear in front of those people like this !" she protested, "I really don't understand you! Isn't it a good thing that I have a body? Or do you have some special fetish for pointing at a head—?"

"You still don't realize what the problem is. You took away not only Xihua's body!" Jonathan reasoned with Dior earnestly, "You even took away her life, which is not fair to Xihua! And why do you insist on having a body? You can live well with only one head? Just because you want the willfulness of your body, you ruined a girl's beautiful life!"

"She volunteered, okay?" Dio said angrily, "I guarantee with your personality that I didn't ask Xihua for a body, she gave it to me herself! And——!" She laughed angrily, "There is only one head. Live well? Then why don't you give me your body, and then you can live well by yourself!"

Jonathan didn't answer, but turned the page extremely hard, he felt that Dio really couldn't communicate.

"JOJO——! JOJO——!" Dio started calling him again, "Put me down quickly! Or I'll tear up your damn plant!"

The newspaper in Jonathan's hand turned another page.He had already made up his mind that if Dior still had this attitude, he would never let her go.

But things are really the same as what Dior said, and the time is already seven o'clock in the evening.There were lively voices in the annex that had been silent outside for the whole day. Grandma Enya, who hadn’t waited for a long time, knocked on the door, "Master DIO!" Her slightly hoarse voice came from the other side of the door, "Here you are!" A new guy wants to meet you, his name is John Gurley A, and his stand-in name is 'Manhattan Transit', do you want to meet him?"

Dior: "emmm..."

Jonathan looked up at her.

Granny Enya: "?" What do you mean?

[JOJO——! ] When Dior met Jonathan, she lip-synced to him, but Jonathan remained unmoved.

"...Master Dio? Can I come in?" Granny Enya felt that this was the point, and the young couple wouldn't be still in bed?She leaned against the door panel and listened for a while, but she didn't hear any strange sounds, but Dio made an "emmm" sound again. Grandma Enya thought that this might be an access permit, so she put her hand on the doorknob.

Almost a second before she pushed the door open, Jonathan quickly retracted the double and threw Dio firmly on the carpet.

Granny Enya, who opened the door, carefully glanced at the bed. It was neat and clean, very good!Relieved, she looked at Dio, waiting for instructions.

Dio snorted, and while killing Jonathan with an eye knife, he patted his dusty clothes, "Let's go—" she said in a drawn out voice, "to meet our 'new friend'—"

She snorted again as she passed Jonathan, provocatively.

——Didn’t you obediently put me down?Useless JOJO!

That's probably what she meant.

Jonathan watched Dio and Granny Enya leave speechlessly.Then he folded the newspaper in his hand and put it on the table, got up and went out too—to find sister Xi Hua.

Dio is selfish and has no conscience, and he has to wipe her ass.

Sister Xihua is now a celebrity in the annex, because Master Dio used her older sister's body, and the two sisters share the glory together. Now Sister Xihua will get envious and jealous eyes from others wherever she goes.

Because of this, Jonathan found her easily.

"I'm sorry!" Nine out of ten sentences in the British man's opening remarks are apologies. Although generally speaking, it is a scene, but it is obvious that Jonathan is sincere. "Your sister's matter..." He said sincerely.

Then they talked a lot, about the apology to Xihua's sister, about the compensation to Xihua's family, about Dior's ignorance.What he didn't expect was that sister Xihua didn't appreciate it at all.

"Is there something wrong with your brain?" Sister Xihua looked at Jonathan in surprise, and then rolled her eyes at him.The young girl cupped her face and put on a yearning expression, "That's Master DIO!"

"Dio-sama needs my sister's body, it's my sister's honor, okay? There are so many people in the annex, but it's my sister's turn to do this good thing, everyone is very envious of her!" She is very serious Said, "It's only you! You have such a good relationship with Master DIO, but you always play against her! Do you know how many people in this annex envy your position? Do you know how many people want to replace you? If Master DIO hadn't said... emmm, forget it, it's okay. I don't know how to be blessed when I am blessed." Sister Xihua gave Jonathan a vicious look, then rolled her eyes to conclude this conversation, "Smelly man! Pooh!"

Jonathan watched Sister Xihua writhing away with a very headache.As expected of a follower of Dior, even the tone of the rhetorical question "Is there something wrong with your brain" is exactly the same as Dior's.

In fact, to be honest, Jonathan still can't understand why so many people are willing to follow Dior, the little bastard, and they are chasing her like a god.Well, maybe Dior is very attractive, but a large group of distorted, perverted and neurotic people get together to follow Dio's ass and do evil, Jonathan thinks—their brains are broken.

Of course, this conclusion does not include Dior.Dio's brains have always been fine, but she's a jerk.

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After Dio had a body, she started to go out every night, taking her group of "friends" out to find more "friends".

The legs are on Dior, and Jonathan can't control that much. The most he can do is to stop her in time when Dior wants to give birth to some rejecting people—to say that he stopped her, but in fact he just pulled Dio's attention in time , and then pull the hatred on himself.In this way, the person on the opposite side has enough time to escape.

At first Dio was dissatisfied, she would call out the world to fight Jonathan.But over time, Dio also adopted a tacit attitude towards the existence of Jonathan, the supervisor—otherwise, what should we do?You can't beat it, you can't kill it.It's really big.

The default does not mean that there will be no more conflicts.

Especially this time—

Dio watched the back of the fortune-teller running away, scolding the damn turkey in his heart while targeting Jonathan who blocked her.

"Do you know how much trouble you've caused me?! You stupid, nasty dog!" Dio scolded Jonathan angrily.Jonathan was already immune to such words. He looked at Dior calmly and asked, "Is there anything special about this gentleman? Tell you to target him like this?"

Dio immediately shut up.

But she was still angry.When it was almost dawn and it was time for the vampires to go to bed, Dio went to Jonathan's room.

She threw herself on his bed, pressed against him, and bent down to bite his Adam's apple.

"Don't let me have a body...! Let the turkey go...! Always play against me...!" Her vague but resentful voice leaked from between her lips and teeth, "Go to hell JOJO... !"

Jonathan has fallen asleep, but this does not prevent him from accepting Dior's "teasing".He stretched out his long arms and directly embraced Dio, then turned over and pressed her under him.

After tossing around until noon, the two hugged each other and fell asleep, but soon Jonathan woke up again.

He sat up all of a sudden, and the larger movement woke up Dio.

"What are you doing?!" Dio kicked Jonathan several times in dissatisfaction, "You are not allowed to sleep with me tomorrow!" He said as if Jonathan had groped into her room.

Jonathan ignored the logical loopholes in Dio's blustery words, and sat quietly with his eyes covered for a moment, then sighed.

"I had a dream," said Jonathan quietly. "I dreamed of the time you tried on the dress before we got married."

It was really a long, long time ago, and it took Dio a while to recall that day.She said indifferently, waiting for Jonathan's next words.

"I later learned that it was bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress before the ceremony," he said. Waiting for you in the living room, maybe the following things won't happen?"

Dio rolled his eyes, "What's wrong with your brain? You think too much." She snorted, and smiled nastyly, "You regret it JOJO."

"It's okay, you have a chance to regret it every day." Dio looked outside, "It's one o'clock in the afternoon, as long as you stand outside, you can rely on complete death to get rid of the current situation!"

She was staring at him with blood-red eyes, telling Jonathan clearly with a serious expression that even if he was going to die now, she would not frown.

She seemed to be looking forward to seeing his death?

"I don't!" Jonathan laughed. He took a deep breath, ignoring Dio's slightly distorted expression. Instead, he seemed to be truly relieved, and lay back on his back with his hands behind his head.The soft mattress immediately sank into a large piece. Jonathan looked at Dior with a satisfied expression, and for the first time since he went ashore in 1983, he bent the corner of his mouth sincerely, "Dior, you have no conscience." He said, "But even then, I won't leave you alone."

There are so many meanings to this sentence!For example, I am your lock, restraining your behavior at all times, or I am your half body, never making you feel lonely.But Jonathan didn't give an explanation at all. After leaving that sentence, he pulled the quilt and closed his eyes, and continued to sleep in a good mood.

"..." The corners of Dio's mouth twitched and his brows twitched again and again. Finally, looking at Jonathan who was still asleep and the smile on his mouth, he said angrily, "...you're out of your mind!"

Then she reached out to grab the quilt, snatched half of it out and put it on her body, and lay down with her back to Jonathan.

>>>

One night in the summer of 1984, Jonathan went out alone again.The difference from the previous time was that this time he came back with obvious joy on his face, which made Dio put on a disgusted expression as soon as he saw him.

However, before Dio opened his mouth to mock him, Jonathan said cheerfully, "Do you know who George will marry when he grows up?"

"...what?" This question caught Dio off guard, she frowned subconsciously, and asked, "What?"

"I mean, George's wife." Jonathan gave Dio a meaningful look, as if to say [If you dare to be so heartless that you forget who George is, I will teach you until you cry].

Of course Dior remembered that George was the debt collector she gave birth to 100 years ago, she rolled her eyes, "Oh! So, which girl is so lucky?"

It was obvious she was being blatantly perfunctory, but Jonathan didn't mind her attitude at all.

"It's Elizabeth!" Jonathan replied excitedly, "Oh, Liz changed her name to Lisa Lisa later! Alina sent her to learn ripples from Stray, and this child later became a very famous master of ripples in Italy!"

"...Oh." Compared to Jonathan's high interest, Dio is really not interested in this kind of thing, she maintains a perfunctory attitude, while continuing to scan the words on the book, she casually pulls out a single syllable from her nasal cavity answer.

But soon she realized that something was wrong - if little George and Liz got married...that is to say...maybe...there would be offspring...?

"Where did you hear the news?" Dio dropped the book in his hand and looked at Jonathan warily.

Jonathan smiled cheerfully, as if he didn't see the sudden change in Dior's attitude, "George and Liz gave birth to a little boy, who is now a famous American real estate tycoon and runs a very good company. Before A few days ago, when I was on the street, I ran into a manager of their company who was in some trouble, and I solved it for him—”

"Then you hooked up. Then you hooked up with Joseph Joestar." Dio interrupted Jonathan with a serious face, and finished the follow-up for him.

"That's right." Jonathan nodded with a smile, and then looked at Dio with that smile.

Dio suddenly became irritable, "JO——JO——!!! You!!!"

You - what?

In short, Dior did not speak out the dirty metaphor.Because Jonathan winked at her, and then Dio remembered that she couldn't explain to him why she was cranky.

She shouldn't know what happened in the "future".You see, she said she missed the old thing's name, and Jonathan must have spotted the blind spot, but he didn't ask her.

——You should have never met Granny Enya, right?Then why were you so sure at the time that she must have come to help us?Dio would never trust a stranger without reason like this, but you motioned me to go with her without hesitation.You must know something, right Dio?

Dio thought that she hadn't answered Jonathan's question yet.

So in the end she shut her mouth and swallowed her breath back.

Not being able to get angry doesn't mean Dio's brain stops thinking.

When the morning came, before Dio lay in bed and was about to go to bed, she carefully recalled the family tree of Joestar's family.

Under Little George should be Joseph's useless old thing, and Jotaro is Joseph's grandson... Calculated in this way, Jotaro should be regarded as the third generation of grandchildren under her and JOJO.

It felt like eating an expired can of herring.Dio showed a disgusted and disgusted expression. She tried to imagine Jotaro calling her grandma, and she felt like she was going to throw up.

In fact, she literally threw up at breakfast that night.

It was the kind of sour taste from the stomach, the nausea went straight to the brain, and I vomited out completely uncontrollably.

Jonathan, who was sitting at the same table with her, was stunned. Can a vampire vomit like a human?After this question flashed through his mind, Jonathan smiled subconsciously, "Cough!" He pretended to cough to hide his smile, and then asked with concern, "Are you okay?"

Dio felt that he was not good at all.

She couldn't eat anything, whether it was blood or ordinary human food, she felt nauseous even in the face of clear water.

Only Jonathan and Dio were alone at breakfast time, and no one else knew about it.Dio was dizzy from vomiting and at the same time still had the strength to wonder if sister Xihua's body and her head had a sense of repulsion, and then she scolded Jotaro in her heart - if she didn't think of him calling her grandma, would she have become like this? ?

You're dead again, Jotaro.Dio thought viciously, and continued to vomit.

In addition to worrying, Jonathan was also thinking about whether the body and the head did not match, [Or did you cut off the head? ] These words reached his throat several times and he swallowed them abruptly.He patted Dio on the back and felt that the problem was a bit big.

Of course the problem is big——

Two hours later, Granny Enya came to save the depressed mood of the two, "emmm..." Granny Enya hesitated, "Master DIO's symptoms are a bit like pregnancy..."

So sister Xihua ran out in the middle of the night to find a pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test stick.

At the moment when the results came out, Dio, who was holding the barrel and vomited in the dark, was completely dark, and Jonathan's eyes lit up.

The problem is really big -

After a lapse of 96 years, Dior is pregnant again.

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On April 1985, 4, Dior gave birth to a healthy girl.

The back of the baby's neck had the star birthmark of the Joestar family. Jonathan was so happy that he refused to let go of his daughter once he held his daughter.But there is one more important question -

"What will she be?" Jonathan asked worriedly, "We are all vampires, so will this child also be a vampire?"

Dio was also thinking about this question, but she quickly came up with a way to verify it, "Come here." She sat up straight and leaned against the head of the bed, Jonathan hugged her daughter and handed it to her, but Dio did not take the swaddle , She directly took Jonathan's hand, pulled out the baby's little arm, and before Jonathan could react, her sharp and long nails directly drew a long bloody gash on the baby's delicate arm.

The baby burst into tears immediately, and Jonathan was angry, "What are you doing!" He slapped Dio's paw hard, and within seconds he carried his daughter away from the bed.

Granny Enya was also stunned by Dior's operation, and she hurried to get the disinfectant.Jonathan gently shook the little daughter and made a humming sound to coax her, while pressing hard on the wound on the baby's arm and warning Dio with fierce eyes.

Dior was hurt by Jonathan's slap, she shook her hand in dissatisfaction, and said coolly, "Have you healed yourself? Oh, it's a human chick."

Jonathan continued to stare at her.

It is confirmed that it is a human baby, and the wound has been treated, and then there is another major problem——

"What do you think of being called Anna Marie Joestar?" Jonathan thought about naming his daughter Anna 100 years ago, and he didn't know what his obsession was.But he thought about it, and said, "Or Mary Elena Joestar, whose nickname is Anna?"

Dio scoffed at that, "Shit."

"Okay." Jonathan shrugged nonchalantly. He looked at the strands of blond hair still sticking to Dior's forehead. Thinking that she also suffered a lot when she just gave birth, Jonathan felt soft, "Then ..." He hesitated, "You name her, Dio."

Dio rolled his eyes, this precious opportunity in Jonathan's eyes is nothing to her, but if it can make Jonathan unhappy, she will still do it.

"Oh." She looked at the baby's limp neck, and felt that the first priority was to change the child's last name.So what if there are stars?Just don't let her last name be Joestar, hey!

Looking around at the people in the room, Dior's eyes stopped on Sister Xihua, "You come and get it." She raised her chin at the person, "It's your last name, whatever name you choose, in your country's language also."

Jonathan was a little dissatisfied, but he thought again that Dior's current body was that of sister Xihua's. If the child's surname was really Xihua, it would be a form of commemoration for the deceased.

The kindness in his heart made Jonathan shut up.

Sister Xihua's eyes lit up, she didn't expect such a good thing to happen to her, "Xihua... Xihua..." She bit her lower lip, thought and thought, and after about 2 minutes, she said, "Xihua... Hatsuruno? How about Xihua Hatsuruno? Little Hatsuruno!"

"Ha...ru...no?" Jonathan imitated sister Xihua's pronunciation twice, and felt that the pronunciation was not bad. "It sounds good, so, is there any meaning?"

"I don't know." Sister Xihua said honestly, "I just think the combination of these three syllables sounds good."

Jonathan:  …

Dio glanced at the corner of Jonathan's stiff mouth, and made a decision, "Then it's called Hatsura! Xihua Hatsune!"

Jonathan's father was a little unhappy that his name was taken by an outsider, and he didn't even use his surname.

"At least let me take the nickname." He said.Next to her was Granny Enya who nodded in agreement. The old lady also felt that it was a bit too much for Dior to give the future heir the name of a lowly woman, plus the bloody cut that Dior made at the beginning... So in the matter of children, Enya Granny Ya stood by Jonathan's side unconditionally.

"What about Anna?" Jonathan still couldn't let go of the lovely name.

All the women present stared at him, "Are you obsessed with the name Anna?" Dio finally asked, "Is this the name of your first love?"

"...my first love is Dio."

"Then why do you insist on calling her Anna?"

"..."

Jonathan thought it would be better if he kept his mouth shut.

Granny Enya thought for a while, and said, "The name Anna is more suitable for ordinary girls." She gestured, "But Master DIO's daughter will not be an ordinary girl."

Sister Xihua nodded, "That's right. The English teacher in my hometown said that if you call Anna abroad, three quarters of the girls on the street will turn their heads back."

So the name that Jonathan had been thinking about for more than 100 years was PASSed.

The father was not reconciled. He stared at his sleeping daughter for a long time, and the cells in his brain were working rapidly.

"Even if it's a nickname, choose a famous name!" Granny Enya suggested, Jonathan hummed, and fell into deep thought again.

Granny Enya thinks he looks very reliable.My mother is not good, and my father is not bad.The old lady suggested again, "Maybe we can choose some queen's names for reference first?"

"She looks fluffy wrapped in the quilt." Jonathan, who was suddenly inspired, interrupted Granny Enya's words. He looked at his daughter with sparkling eyes and said, "How about calling it Fluffy? Let's call it Fluffy." !"

Granny Enya shut her mouth.Enough, she thought she was an idiot for believing that Jonathan was a good dad.

—— TBC

*Explain because the Dio here is the Dio who once surpassed the heaven, he defeated the Jotaro in that world, that's why the dick said you died again (x)