love, just one word

Zhang's fist was about to hit him, he suddenly leaned forward and kissed Xiao Ke's mouth.

In the next few seconds, I was dumbfounded, and Section Chief Xiao was also dumbfounded. The Section Chief took advantage of his blankness to knock him down, and then took my gun and shot him several times.

Suddenly, Section Chief Xiao had several pieces of lacquer egg paint on his body. He died gloriously, and our section chief won the championship of this game.

The hero is sad and the beauty passes. At that moment, I realized the meaning of this sentence.

On the way back, the section chief smiled and asked me what I saw?I answered honestly, and then asked what would happen if the kiss move was used in an actual battle. The section chief laughed like a pig, and he asked me to try it if I had the chance one day. It's such a disaster, it's useless to use this trick.

Ah no, it's probably useful, that is, the enemy will try to kill me.

After that, I also deliberately observed Section Chief Xiao’s attitude towards our Section Chief, fearing that he would drive the Section Chief out of the house if he got angry. I forgot to mention that Section Chief Xiao bought a house and rented one of them to our Section Chief. , Who made him poor, so he can only rent a house to survive.

At that time, I was quite afraid that the section chief would be kicked out. What if he borrowed our house?I'm not afraid of adding a pair of chopsticks to the house, but I'm afraid that my mother will mess up the mandarin ducks when she sees the section chief gets excited. If he introduces him to my cousins ​​or cousins, I will become relatives with him... That was simply a bleak prospect.

It doesn't matter if I was bullied by him in Corey, I don't want to be bullied when I go home, supporting roles also have dignity!

Fortunately, what I was worried about didn’t happen in the end. Chief Xiao’s attitude towards the chief was quite normal, at least on the surface, and he didn’t care about his three meals. This made me lament the benefits of good looks again Yes, that is, no matter what deviant things you do, everyone will forgive you.

Next week, I will go to the field combat game with the section chief again. I still hope that we will be in a group. If we are not in a group, I will never fight with the section chief. If you want to pretend to be defeated, I won't give him a chance to kiss me!

Admiring his handsomeness is one thing, being kissed is another, I think most men can understand my thoughts, being kissed by the same sex is nothing to be happy about.

In short, as a partner with the section chief, I spend every day in fear, whether it is work or personal.

I also thought about whether it would be better for me to change the department, but after thinking about it carefully, if I have to face a boss with a fat head, a beer belly, or a menopausal boss every day, it is better to hang out with our section chief. , at least he is handsome, and sitting in the office can play a pleasing role.

Even if he made a mistake, I will forgive him willingly because of his good looks.

Recorder: Lin Ziyan

I like our section chief!

The liking mentioned here does not refer to the kind between men and women, but pure admiration and affection. In addition to his good looks, it is also because he is a friend of women, and he can chat with him about anything.

And Corey... not only the cold case department, but also the men in other departments. If their observation ability is as fine as a dust when solving a case, then their observation ability in daily life is completely comparable to that of the pipeline.

For example, I changed my hairstyle on a whim one day, and the section manager immediately recognized it and praised the bangs for their beauty, but what about the pineapple boy?After hearing the section chief's compliment, he stared at me and said——Aren't they all the same?Isn't it usually bangs?

How could it be the same?I usually have flat bangs, but that day I used a curling iron to make curly bangs and straightened them. It took me 15 minutes. If they were the same, was my 15 minutes a waste of time? ?

But I won’t blame Pineapple Boy. After all, he is a straight man, and his aesthetics are just like that. Let him accompany us to the department store. After an hour, he said he was tired and went to the coffee shop next to him for coffee. Jingjing, that’s it. Ke Hua from the criminal investigation department told me that he couldn't do it, and he didn't want to spend more time chasing girls.But in the end, he paid for our shopping. We wanted to pay him back, but he refused to accept it. He even invited us to dinner at night, which made me feel a little sorry. He is a gentleman in this respect, and he is not stingy with girls. , It’s just that his brain is a little straight and his nerves are a little rough, so in the comprehensive evaluation, the girls in our bureau gave him a score of [-].

Let’s not talk about pineapple boy, this observation log is mainly about our section chief, we can’t let pineapple boy steal the limelight from the protagonist, right?

In terms of shopping, the section chief is different. He can accompany us shopping from the beginning to the end, and he will give us a lot of suggestions. Moreover, he has a unique vision and will help us choose clothes according to our temperament. Every time I wear them, he chooses clothes for us. His clothes will definitely be praised by others. We all regret that it is a pity that he is not a fashion designer, but then again, if he becomes a designer, we will not be able to work with him, which is even more regrettable.

So in private, we call him Friend of Women, because apart from aesthetics, when we ask him about anything, he will answer patiently and understand a lot. We give him a consistent score of 99, no The solution, no matter how good he is, is not ours, so let's remove one point for comfort.

Here I want to tell you a little secret, it’s not really a secret, maybe the straight men in the bureau don’t know it, but we girls can see it, our Section Chief and Section Chief Xiao are a couple, although we don’t know what they are The time is right, but don't doubt, they are definitely a couple, and they are definitely the kind that will never change!

Ask me why I am so sure?Because I have seen it with my own eyes!That day, Jingjing and I went out to play. We went to a fast food restaurant for lunch at noon. The seat was next to the window. We were eating and chatting with the handsome guys in the bureau.There is a department store across the street. I saw two men go in holding hands. The image from the back is our section chief, and the other is...

"It's our section chief!"

Jingjing was so excited that she choked, swallowed the hamburger with a few sips of Coke, and said, "I knew something was wrong with them, and it was exactly as I expected!"

"I also have this feeling. They live together, and they go in and out together when they go to and from get off work. Every time our section chief makes a basket, it is your section chief who helps to solve it. Pineapple Boy said it was because they are cousins, brothers." I couldn't believe it was going to be this good."

"Can you believe Pineapple Boy? Let me tell you, I found out very early that the tie worn by our section chief ran on your section chief within a few days, as well as clothes, tie clips, and perfume." r you Observed really carefully. "

"Oh, I'm in the criminal investigation department, let's go, let's see what they buy."

"Not so good."

In fact, I just talked about it, and I was also very curious. We ran to the department store, walked around in it, and found them soon.

They were choosing ties. Section Chief Xiao held the tie and compared it in front of the mirror. Our section chief was watching from the side with a smile on his face. Although he often looked at the side when we were shopping, his expressions were different. Don’t worry. Ask me why I know, this is probably the intuition of a girl.

Jingjing raised her mobile phone to take pictures of them, but finally put it down again, probably because she felt bad, but unexpectedly, the section chief saw us, and his sensitivity in this aspect is not inferior to that of handling cases.Not only did he not shy away, he even beckoned us to go over. Jingjing was afraid that he would misunderstand, so she kept saying that she didn't take pictures, and she would not tell the story. After hearing this, our section chief looked disapproving.

"Let's just say it, Chief Xiao and I are a couple, it's no big deal."

At that moment, the section chief was the existence of a great god in my eyes, and he couldn't be more handsome!I secretly looked at Section Chief Xiao, his expression was normal, I used to think he was too serious and serious, but now I found that it was all my illusion, how could a serious and serious person be a lover with our section chief?You must know that it is easy to be friends with a high-altitude flower like our section chief, but it is not an easy task to be his lover and tolerate his willfulness and narcissism.The key is how did our section chief fall in love with Section Chief Xiao?

That day the Section Chief invited us to dinner (Of course, Section Chief Xiao paid for it), and Jingjing and I asked him this question specially, and he said that because Section Chief Xiao could provide him with three meals a day, and his cooking skills are very good , I fell in love with it.

I think the truth is definitely not that simple, but this is probably one of the decisive factors. This incident also clarifies a sentence-to grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp his stomach. The policemen are all single, because none of us know how to cook!Later, when we inquired with our colleagues, we realized that this is not a secret. Many police officers know that it’s nothing if you can’t catch up with the flowers of Gaoling. It’s also very happy to see handsome guys sprinkle dog food and show their affection every day. I also secretly drew their H comics, I don’t know how the drawing is going, I have time to take a look.

Recorder: Laobai

In order to improve work efficiency, all departments must write observation logs?

When was this plan introduced?The job of the police is to investigate cases and write logs?It's so funny, I thought I was a high school student.

Also, who are you watching?How to observe?I didn’t make it clear. It’s probably the section chief’s whim. When it comes to this, this is probably the only bad problem of the section chief. He often does things on a whim and without plan. Fortunately, we are all used to it and we can accommodate him. , In the words of these young people, it is one by one who makes him look good.

Of course, I didn't give in to him because of his face, I'm a straight man, but if there is someone I admire in this world, it's definitely the section chief, so my idol made a mistake, What is unacceptable?

Speaking of observation, actually, as a computer geek, I am only interested in my own computer and observe it every day, as for others?Apart from my wife and daughter, the most important thing to me is the computer. If I write an observation log about the computer, I wonder if the section chief will get angry and order me to go to the gym for four hours a day.

I can still accept exercise for one or two hours, but if it is four hours, it will definitely kill people.

How about talking about the section chief, besides his wife, daughter and computer, the section chief is the most worthy of my observation. After all, without him, I would not be where I am today.

As an old policeman, I didn't do well in this circle... well, it's too bad, it's mainly due to my temper, everyone says Pineapple Boy has a bad temper, come on, that's They didn't see how I lost my temper when I was young, and it provoked me. I dared to slap the table at him, the director.

So it is conceivable that there are a lot of things about me being put on small shoes, and there are also a lot of department transfers. At this point, Pineapple Boy can call me senior. Later, once a task I was in charge of made a mistake, the blame was blamed. When it came to me, I was sent to a small police station in a small town as an idler.

At that time, I resigned myself to my fate and decided not to care about anything until I retired. It wasn’t until one day that I received a transfer order asking me to report to the cold case department that I didn’t know that there was a new department in the bureau.

I was quite happy at first, but after checking with computer technology, the section chief is the second-generation official, and the staff are also the second-generation official. They are all problematic elements. I politely refused after seeing it. , but I am afraid that if I accidentally beat these people up and be exiled to a more remote place later, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?

Unexpectedly, this section chief was quite persistent, and he ordered me to go. In the end, I had to take the transfer order to report. Guess what, he actually went to Hawaii for vacation. There was only one young colleague in the section. He spoke very modestly. At first, I thought he was a newcomer. After a few days, I chatted and found out that he was actually the second-generation official, the eldest son of Chief Wei!

Oh my god, I almost peed in fear at that time, and I treated him like a young man, asking him to pour tea, buy food and run errands, if I knew it, I would not have dared.

Probably I have been in Shanwowo for a few years, and I don’t know the atmosphere outside, so I misread it, but Zhengyi is really nice, he doesn’t have the bad habits of the second generation of officials, and he is very enthusiastic. I heard that the section chief It's his cousin, I think it shouldn't be much worse.

The day the head of the department entered the department, I recognized the wrong person again. He came in wearing a white shirt and blue trousers, with sunglasses on his face, and the collar of his shirt was still standing up. In addition, his skin was white and he was tall. I thought he was from a TV station. , Just a few days ago, the TV station came to do an exclusive interview. I told him that he went to the wrong place. Our place is a place where grandma and uncle don’t love. The interview was going to the popular criminal investigation department downstairs.

The section chief didn’t say anything. He ignored my stop and walked in. He looked around and said that the environment here is not good and needs to be redecorated. Neuropathy is our section chief.

Watching him take sunscreen, skin lotion, hand oil, and portable perfume out of the bag one by one, my enthusiasm for work was extinguished at that moment.

In all fairness, the chief of the section is quite a talkative person, always laughing at Mimi's lack of official airs, and he is generous, often taking us to dinner, but even so, I don't want to be subordinate to a little boy with a hairless face, It would be better to be a policeman in the mountain nest, at least free.

The section chief can’t do anything. He just leans on the back of the chair, reads the newspaper and looks in the mirror every day. Of course, he also reads the files. I think he must have a small mirror in it when he reads the files, because he fiddles with his hair after a while. Just drinking tea, calling the designer more times than calling colleagues, drawing and designing by himself, saying that he wants to transform the cold case department, I think it is his brain that should be transformed!

But no matter what he did or how he did it, no one pointed it out. Of course, he is the second generation of officials and has nepotism, so the application for decoration was quickly approved. If it were in the past, I am sure Teach him not to use public funds for private use, but he is a cousin of justice, and if I teach him a lesson, I will have nowhere to go in the future, so I can only endure it.

During the few days of renovation, we couldn’t work indoors, so the section chief said that we should go out to investigate. At that time, a missing child case happened in a certain village. That was the first time I saw how he competed with colleagues from the criminal investigation department for a job. It was cool and unreasonable. I couldn't hold it back at the time, and told him in public. He didn't care, and smiled. Of course, he didn't listen, and continued to compete with others for jobs.

Fortunately, the case was soon cleared up, and the criminal hiding the child was also found. The criminal investigation department's colleagues escorted the criminal back to the police station, but the chief did not leave. I couldn't find it, so since I'm here, let's investigate it by the way.I had no choice but to stay with him.

We stayed at the home of the female witness and asked about the events of the year. She was very cooperative at first, but then became more and more impatient, because her family has two children who are twin boys in school. Naughty, she is too busy looking after the children to care about us.

The section chief said she was weird, I think he made a big fuss, until later the section chief dug up the girl's body in their warehouse, the woman attacked him like crazy, and even took a homemade gun to kill us Fortunately, colleagues from the criminal investigation department arrived in time, and Section Chief Xiao Ran restrained the mad woman.

The whole process was too chaotic, I don’t remember much, I only remember that the section chief’s cheek was cut with a sickle, and he said to the woman, “If I disfigure my face, I will kill you!”

The cop's gut told me he was telling the truth, and it was the first time I'd seen him so brutal, and the first time I'd seen a man take his looks so seriously that I doubted he'd found the bones It's a blind cat meeting a dead mouse.

Fortunately, Section Chief Xiao Ran stopped him in time, pulled him aside to comfort him, and took out a handkerchief to let him wipe the wound. When the Section Chief came back, he changed back to his usual smiling Mimi. It's confirmed—they are tricky, so they order tofu in marinade, one thing for one thing.

The woman was taken back to the police station, and she quickly confessed that the village favors sons over daughters. Her first child was a girl, and she was looked down upon all the time, so she blamed her daughter. When she accidentally beat her to death during a beating, she buried her secretly. , said to the outside world that the child was abducted by human traffickers. After so many years, no one suspected it, so she kept asking the section chief how he saw it.

This is actually the question I wanted to ask, but the section chief dismissed me with the word intuition. I think he must have seen some flaws, but he just didn’t say it. Afterwards, I kept recalling when he saw it. old file?The missing girl case happened many years ago, how could he remember it so clearly?Didn't he look in the mirror every day when he looked at the files?

Later, when I was working with the section chief, I found that he still looked in the mirror when he was looking at the files, but this is not important anymore. It doesn’t matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

Later, our departments were all renovated. To be honest, such a gorgeous office is probably only used by white-collar workers. I personally like it very much. You haven’t seen the envious eyes of colleagues in other departments. After working in such a good environment, I feel so overwhelmed. Everyone has vanity, right? Then I heard that the decoration fee is not public money, but paid by the section chief himself. I was surprised and found that I didn’t care about it at all. I don't know the section chief.

Because in my police career so far, I have never seen anyone like him.He is often short on money, but he is never stingy; he loves beauty, but he is desperate to investigate the cases; There are too many people in total; when encountering problems in other departments, the boss is the first to disregard the relationship, but when we come to him, he tells us that we will investigate the case and he will bear the responsibility.

When I heard this for the first time, I was so moved that I almost cried. I have never met such a good boss in my life!

I hope that the position of Section Chief can be held for a longer time, at least until I retire. Life here is very happy. I don’t want to change departments or colleagues.

Wait, the regulations seem to require writing an observation log. What I wrote can be regarded as a memoir. Oh, I can’t help it. When people are old, they like to recall the past. I just don’t know if I don’t conform to the composition format, will I be called back? Rewrite it, or just write two more compliments, our section chief loves this tune. (The content of the following [-] words of flattery is omitted by itself)

Recorder: Xiao Lancao

Hey, I asked them to write observation diaries in order to promote friendly exchanges among colleagues. Why is it that I am the protagonist of each diary? Isn’t this Xiao Lancao’s observation diary?It doesn’t feel good to be spied on every day, but there’s no way, who told me to go out like this──When you have a face that surpasses ordinary people, you are destined to endure the life of being watched by Wan Luo, if this It's fate, I can only say - I admit it!

I want to clarify here, I am not narcissistic when I think this way, because I am so beautiful, you can't let me open my eyes and tell nonsense.

Heh, I don’t know if I don’t read them. After reading these observation logs, as their boss, I am really touched. Every article is written with such sincerity. It turns out that I have such a high image in the hearts of my subordinates. He is a good boss. I decided to help them apply for a salary increase and bonus at the end of the year. Doudou, this little thing is really painful. Take him to eat burgers on weekends and give him a big red envelope.

But they have all observed me, who should I observe?I can't write a self-observation diary, it's a bit too narcissistic, or... just write Xiao Ran, anyway, he is the one who hangs around the most in my sight.

Speaking of Xiao Ran, I can sum it up in four words, that is——it’s hard to describe in one word.He is a super old-fashioned and serious person, and he doesn't smile. At best, he is mature, and at worst, he lacks vitality.

Subordinates are afraid of him, colleagues don’t get close to him, he ranks [-]th in the ranking of handsome guys in the bureau, which really impacts my aesthetics, he is not ugly, but he doesn’t like to smile, as the saying goes, smile hides Bai Chou, a man with a sullen face all day long, one can imagine how unpleasant his handsomeness is.

So I am the only one who likes him the most in the bureau, followed by the director, because he has good work ability and high efficiency in solving cases. Of course, the director likes such subordinates, and he introduces partners to him every now and then, and he will definitely be attracted by any sorority Go, hoping to help him solve lifelong events.

I also participate every time, what are you kidding, Xiao Ran is mine, although he is only ranked [-]th in the leaderboard, but the person I like, even if it is ranked [-]th, it doesn't matter, I won't give it to him Opportunities to meet other women.

It turns out that I was thinking too much. The first time I accompanied him to a networking reception, I found that he was the kind of person who would talk to death, and I felt a little sympathetic to the girls who struck up a conversation with him.

His style of painting is usually like this──

"Officer Xiao, your tie matches you well today."

"Thank you. I borrowed this from a criminal. We just busted a criminal gang. I borrowed one in order to ask questions in time. Otherwise, I can't get in without a suit and tie. Don't get me wrong. I still need this tie afterwards." Let’s go back, we policemen can’t take advantage of criminals.”

"..."

or something like this-

"Officer Xiao, can we be friends?"

"We are friends now. This is my business card, and there is my personal phone number on it. If you have any case you want to consult, you can ask me, but we have a special consultation section in our bureau. I believe they will give you better advice." answer."

"Uh... no, thank you..."

Or something like this—

"Officer Xiao, let's dance together?"

"Sorry, I don't dance well, I might step on you."

"Don't worry, I'm not afraid to step on it."

"I'm afraid. I don't want to step on your shoes and pay for them. My cousin borrowed all my money. Now I'm poor."

"Uh……"

"You don't like a pauper, do you?"

"..."

Oh, the cousin in his mouth refers to me, because we live together now, all his money is in my hands, and he is not very particular about basic necessities of life, so I spend it on myself, and I can’t waste the money Well, the circulation of money helps to promote economic construction, and I am also contributing to society.

It's a pity that his thinking is as rigid as an old antique, and he neither understands nor accepts it, so every time I say this to him, he always replies coolly—you can spend whatever you want, no need to make excuses.

I'm not making excuses, I really want to be a person who contributes to society!

In addition to his rigid thinking, his biggest problem is that he is too rigid in doing things.The remote control must be placed from left to right, from short to long; after taking a shower every day, wash the clothes that have been changed and hang them up; I can’t help it; in his drawer, his underwear is folded and put in a grid, and the socks are also put in a grid. In contrast to me, the underwear and socks should be opened separately, and they have to be stuffed into the grid. troublesome.

Anyway, I've never done that before, because someone would do it for me—after we moved in together, Xiao Ran discovered my habit of misplacing things, and he took care of all these things.

Seeing this, do you think I am capricious?In fact, I think so too, but I was born like this. How can you expect a fox to take care of itself well? I can dress myself up and go to work every day. I think I am already very good up.

Only once, he was away on a business trip for a week, and I was afraid that I would be scolded for messing up the house, so I took a day off before he came back, cleaned up the house, and tried my best to restore the state when he left the house ((the first five days Please don’t ask about the state of the house, it’s terrible), he came back that night, was frightened, and stayed for three seconds before telling me—he thought the house would be too messy to walk in.

I'm proud to say that I did it all, and I didn't want him to get too tired and ask him if he wanted to praise me.

He was very happy. He hugged me to bed and praised me. For some reason, he was very excited that night and asked me for it several times. I didn’t know until later that he was moved. Probably every cat owner will understand that mentality.

After the last time, he hugged me and said, "You don't need to force yourself to do things you don't like just to please me."

In fact, I didn't force it, after all, I did it for him. Although I'm not good at it, I'm still quite happy doing it.

Before I wanted to explain, he said again: "You just need to live according to your will, just like at work, do what you want, don't if you don't want to, I will take care of any problems."

This is not good, I am afraid that if things go on like this, I will become more and more lazy by him.

I was probably struck by lightning at that moment, so I said something that I deeply regret──"Then if one day you don't want me, I will definitely starve to death."

In the next three hours, in order to accept his vowed confession, I had to force myself not to fall asleep. This is the first time I found out that he can also talk about love, and he only said to me, hehe laugh……

After all, Xiao Ran and I have very different personalities. It is really strange that we can come together and never leave. Maybe that sentence is right—the only thing in this world that is unreasonable is love, because it The existence of itself is irrational.

I know I'm spreading dog food, you don't have to be too jealous, good-looking people usually don't have bad luck, I'm probably talking about me!

"Finish"