[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

Ye Xiao deeply felt that his smooth life had encountered a hurdle that he couldn't overcome.

he!like!Haunted!

He obviously stayed alone in the room, but he felt a strange atmosphere for no reason, and occasionally found traces of moving items in the room.

But when he called up the surveillance, no one had entered his room except himself, and his room was still on the twelfth floor.

What was even more annoying was that when he tremblingly asked the two bodyguards for help, the first bodyguard looked at him with a look of "the second young master started to make trouble again", and then got an amulet from nowhere, and said solemnly Nonsense: "If the Shaolin Temple has been opened, the Second Young Master will be safe and sound if you take it with you."

God damn Shaolin Temple has been opened!I have never heard that Shaolin Temple has the business of hunting ghosts!

Deduction of wages!Wages must be deducted!

With messy curly hair on her head, Ye Xiao drove the two unreliable bodyguards out with a stern face.

Outside the door, bodyguard B had a cool face, but he spoke with a strong smell of scumbag: "Why do you think the second young master is so naive? He didn't pay our salary."

Ye Xiao, who hadn't had time to close the door completely: ... I'll just wait for you!

Although he didn't believe that the enlightenment of Shaolin Temple was of any use at all, Ye Xiao still held the amulet tightly in his hand with distaste, and said something in his mouth: "Brother ghost, I, Ye Xiao, have eighty Old mother, there is a three-year-old child, if you want to have any grievances, just give the police a dream, it is really useless to find me."

"If you let me go, I'll burn money for you, a lot of money, so that you can surpass Li Ka-shing with money below! It's as good-looking as Tang Wuyong!"

Tang Wuyong who was hiding in the closet: "..."

It can't be seen that his (appearance) status in this child's heart is quite high.

In fact, the one who visited Ye Xiao's room frequently in the past few days was not some lonely ghost, but Tang Wuyong.

The leading actor, Qin Weixi, had to ask Director Li for a three-day leave because of other important announcements, so Director Li showed mercy when he saw that the leading actor was gone, and simply gave the entire crew a vacation, which made everyone happy. up.

So Ye Xiao, who could have had lunch together, became increasingly invisible.

Tang Wuyong held a grudge against this very much, hum!You must rub your white belly well!

Ye Xiao also had a sad face, he swore that his purpose of getting close to Wuyong was very pure.

It's all about the face.

However, it is another matter for the face of a good friend to appear in the spring dream.

What made him even more flustered was that not only was he not frightened, but the little brother became even more excited.

If he gets closer every day, if he doesn't hold back one day, the scene must be very exciting.

Tang Wuyong: Is that why you admire me so much?Still want to "stand up and salute" to me?

Or: I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me? !

I have to say that Ye Xiao's thinking is a bit beautiful.

This is more likely to be the case.

Tang Wuyong: I treat you like a brother, but you want me to fuck?

Or: Sit up and move by yourself.

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It has to be said that when a Tangmen is determined to be a thief, it is really hard to guard against.

At the height of a mere twelve-story building, Tang Wuyong stepped on the air-conditioning box outside the window and jumped into the window of Ye Xiao's room two rooms away. .

If Zhao Wenliang had seen this movement, he would probably have passed over on the spot.

However, although Tang Wuyong's strength is as hard as iron, his luck is average.After opening the window several times, Ye Xiao ran out to roam around, and no one came back after waiting for a long time.

So, during the waiting period, Tang Wuyong made himself a cup of tea as if he was in his own room, and watched the latest variety show.

This is why Ye Xiao sometimes finds objects moving in the room.

However, Tang Wuyong's luck was very good today. Not long after he arrived in the room, he heard the sound of the key card opening the door, and quickly walked into the closet.

Then Tang Wuyong listened to the whole process of Ye Ershao's stupidity.

Stupidity also has its advantages. When Tang Wuyong was training in Ni Zhan Tang, he once learned the voice-changing stunt from a strange person. There are thousands of voices, all creatures and creatures, and everything is imitated.

Thinking like this, take it to heart.Tang Wuyong's voice was sharp and thin, and a slightly gloomy female voice sounded: "As long as you answer my question honestly, I will reincarnate with peace of mind from now on, and I will never pester you again~"

The room where he was the only one suddenly heard the voice of the second person, Ye Xiao, a weak young master, was so frightened that he was about to pass out!

He only felt that his legs were weak when walking, but he still showed the spirit of Liu Xiang's [-]-meter hurdles, opened the door and ran out in a panic: "Help! There is really a ghost!"

Bodyguard A caught the second young master who was about to fall into the mud, and bodyguard B, as if facing a formidable enemy, pulled out the shiny black... high imitation toy gun from his waist.

No way, Chinese private bodyguards cannot be equipped with guns.

Ye Xiao: ...

Others rushed over upon hearing the news, and surrounded Second Young Master Ye who was so frightened that he could only murmur.

As the highest person in charge of the entire crew, Director Li entered the room immediately.

Well, there is no bathtub suddenly full of blood, no electrical appliances that automatically switch on and off, and no ghost with disheveled hair crawling out of the phone.

On the contrary, where did the handmade Persian carpets suddenly appearing on the ground come from?And where did the expensive crystal chandelier come from?

It turns out that money can really do whatever it wants.

This mere four-star hotel really wronged Second Young Master Ye.

Director Li went in full of bravery and vigilance, and then walked out with envy and hatred for the rich.

Director Li pressed Ye Xiao's shoulder, which was still in a state of panic, with complicated eyes: "Ye Xiao, I said before that all ghosts and snakes are paper tigers. As the successor of the party, it's not okay to be so superstitious."

Ye Xiao: "...Director Li, as the party's successors, we should go to bed early and get up early, and stay away from smoking and drinking."

Li Linxu, an old smoker and old alcoholic: "...the spirit is so good, it seems that everything is fine!"

Director Li, who became angry from embarrassment, left very coldly and heartlessly. From a distance, Ye Xiao heard Director Li's excited voice coming from the corridor.

"Encountering a supernatural event, it seems that our movie is going to explode this time, why don't we give Ye Xiao more scenes!"

For a while, the actors present looked at Ye Xiao differently: So it is still possible to add drama like this? !learned!

Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of old blood: ... Director Li, are you a real person doing things like this? !

Tang Wuyong pushed his way through the crowd and walked in, his worry and guilt not concealed: "Ye Xiao, are you alright?"

To be honest, he didn't expect to scare the young master so easily, he felt that his ears were drooping, and he was trembling, very pitiful.

Tang Wuyong, who was slightly hairy, couldn't help rubbing the young master's hair.

Ye Xiao was moved to tears, even though he was a fool with a lot of money, he could still see that the worry on Tang Wuyong's face was completely sincere.

Wuyong, good-looking and kind-hearted and good to me, I want to worship him!

Tang · Assassin in charge · First-class acting skills · Wu Yong looked at Ye Xiao's pure and clear eyes, and finally felt a little bit guilty.

This kid is so simple, don't play tricks on him in the future, but this time, don't tell him the truth.

Tang Wuyong, who was very prescient, avoided the risk in advance, and many years later, when mentioning "Feng Qingtian", which had a double success at the box office and word of mouth, Ye Xiao, who was much more courageous, was still complacent, thinking that it was the credit of the devil.

Of course, this is a story.

But at this moment, Ye Xiao, who was so scared that he didn't know why, had a slight sense of psychological dependence on Tang Wuyong, obediently grabbed Tang Wuyong's clothes and went back to the room with him.

Tang Wuyong gave Ye Xiao who was frightened into a quail a cup of hot tea, and then patted Ye Xiao on the back like coaxing a child.

After drinking the hot tea, Ye Xiao gradually warmed up.He was covered in cold sweat from the fright just now, and now his body is even more sticky and uncomfortable.

Ye Xiao asked with some embarrassment: "Wuyong, can I take a bath with you? For clothes, I'll ask Ah Jia to bring them to me."

Tang Wuyong's eyes flickered when he heard the words, and his tone was ambiguous, and he said in a low voice: "How is it? Do you want me to accompany you?"

"Hey? Really?!" Ye Xiao suddenly remembered Tang Wuyong's strong abdominal muscles he saw last time, and without noticing for a moment, he spoke the truth in his heart.

It wasn't until he said it that he realized what he had said.

Ye Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears: "...Wuyong, I'm really not..." I'm really not a sex maniac!

Tang Wuyong was in a happy mood for no reason, and teased: "Is it true that you don't want to watch it?"

Then he pinched Ye Xiao's earlobe more viciously, twitched it lightly, and said, "Ye Xiao, I like men." Both the original owner and him really like men.It's just that what the original owner likes is a black-hearted white lotus, and he likes the little white rabbit even more.

Ye Xiao was so dazed by the teasing, he kept his last clarity and stammered: "No, no, I, I'd better wash it by myself." After finishing speaking, he fled to the bathroom as if fleeing from a disaster.

Tang Wuyong raised his eyebrows, he didn't bring in the bath towel and clothes, are he going to grow up in the bathroom or come out naked?

He was looking forward to the latter.