[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

Tang Wuyong used a knife to pick out an oyster that was grilled until it was golden, and handed it to Ye Xiao, who was eating chicken and eating oil, and said without looking back: "You two want to sing as soon as possible, otherwise we will finish our meal." .”

Hearing this, Liang Siyi and Lin Shenming's expressions became more rigid.

Let me talk about Liang Siyi first, she is a love song queen, and she usually sings sweet love songs such as "You Are My Lucky Donut" and "I Heard Love Has Came" in commercial performances and evening parties. Don't rap or sing "The Song of Songs", even if you listen to it, you have only heard it two or three times.As for Lin Shenming, as an actor, his singing skills are mediocre, and he has never heard of "I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast" or something!

However, Liang Siyi was still able to let go, she took a step forward, and let go of her singing voice as if death was at home:

"Ah~~ five rings

You have one more ring than the fourth ring

Ah~~Five rings

You are one ring less than the sixth ring..."

I have to say that the professional ones are different. Liang Siyi's voice is very good, crisp and pleasant. After a funny song of the five rings was improvised by her, it has a little playful and lively youthful flavor.

The audience masters were also very satisfied, and generously rewarded a chicken wing.

Liang Siyi gracefully lifted the invisible skirt, then squatted halfway and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

It is also a combination of Chinese and Western.

Now Lin Shenming was the only one left standing awkwardly. He watched the two friendly soldiers eating and gorging on the enemy without any morals, and he couldn't help feeling helpless grief and indignation in his heart.

Lin Shenming's lips moved slightly: "I..."

Chen Chen scratched his ears and asked inarticulately, "Shen Ming, what are you talking about?"

"I said! I can't sing!" Lin Shenming roared with his eyes closed: "I've never heard of it!"

[Hahahahahaha!I didn't laugh! 】

【2333333 Is this some old cadre?He hadn't even heard of this Divine Comedy, which was popular all over the country! 】

[This is an honest man, everyone come and bully him! 】

Ye Xiao jumped up with the grilled chicken leg in his right hand, and greeted him enthusiastically: "It's going to be fine, I'll teach you! Come, come, sing with me!"

"Ah~~ How cold~~ I play mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian~~~"

Ye Xiao stopped still, and begged Tang Wuyong for praise with a bright face: "Wuyong, can I sing well?"

How should I put it, as a son of a great family, songs like "I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast" are simply an insult to his sense of hearing, but there is an old saying that goes well, in the ears of a lover, Xu Hezi, Ye Xiao's clear and bright boyish voice, It sounded surprisingly pleasing to the ear.

Tang Wuyong couldn't help pinching Ye Xiao's face, his eyebrows stretched: "Well, it's very nice to sing. This song should only exist in the sky, and it's rare to hear it in the world."

[Hahahahaha!This husband filter is about ten meters thick! 】

[I lost, I lost, I dare not wear the title of No. [-] in the devil city today! 】

[Is it because you Tang Wuyong's ears are drifting, or is it that I, a graduate student in classical music, can't hold a knife? 】

[23333333 Look at the faces of the people next to you, I'm dying of laughter! 】

【Actually... the little prince can sing well, but he gets fat very easily!I laughed so hard that I ate several skewers! 】

[Sorry, I ordered the same type of oysters as Yongyong. 】

【Well, I don’t know if I should say something or not. For things like oysters, singles should be careful~~】

【…】

Tang Wuyong rubbed Ye Xiao's belly, which seemed to be a bit stuffed, and looked at Lin Shenming who was still hungry over there, and said very ruthlessly: "Don't think that you can escape if Ye Xiao sings. If you want to eat, first Busking."

Lin Shenming: "..."

People are under the eaves, let's bow their heads for the time being, anyway, he has written down this account.

So everyone saw that Lin Yingdi, who was born as a tough guy in the army and had a body of hard muscles, sang a song aggrievedly, laughing so much that the oyster meat in Chen Chen's mouth spurted out.

After the group finished eating, they glanced at the real-time time report on the barrage. Chen Chen rubbed his hands and suggested, "It's already two o'clock in the afternoon. Let's quickly set up the tent where we will sleep at night."

Everyone had no objection. Out of the principle of gentlemen, the three big men took over the task of setting up the tent.

Ok? ? ?

Yao Ruoxi asked with a speechless expression: "Brother Xiao, why are you sitting here?" While eating some snacks that came from who knows where, didn't they just need to digest after eating too much.

Ye Xiao generously distributed a handful of melon seeds to Yao Ruoxi and Liang Siyi, kowtowed and said, "Let's eat together, Wuyong finally dug it out from the pocket of that stingy director Yu Yuan."

Just now, from an angle invisible to the camera, Tang Wuyong looked at the fat director with a sneer, and forcibly chopped a whole coconut.

The fat director immediately paid tribute to Uncle Tang with a big bag of melon seeds in a cold sweat.

The desire to survive can be said to be very strong.

Tang Wuyong acted nimbly, and quickly set up a very stable tent. Then he waved to Ye Xiao, and he harvested a little yellow chicken who threw himself into the net.

Then they laughed and rolled into the tent together.

Yao Ruoxi: "..." The cabinet door can't be blocked, hey!

Night fell quickly, and the sea breeze at night was still a little bit cold.

Fortunately, in the afternoon, the two girls went out to pick up a lot of dry branches and came back. Therefore, when night fell, the six of them could not only enjoy the fire to keep warm, but also threw a few sweet potatoes that Tang Wuyong had found back to bake. eat.

The sweet potatoes are sweet and filling, and the oysters are tender and juicy. Director Yu and the staff who are eating instant noodles are red-eyed.

asshole!He wants these stars to suffer!Not for a camping vacation!

What's even more exasperating is that, relying on his friendship with Yu Yuan, Chen Chen intensified his teasing in turn: "Director Yu, do you want to eat oysters? It's hard to find such fresh ingredients , look at the oil dripping from the shell, tsk tsk tsk, that's delicious!"

The fat director couldn't help swallowing.

Chen Chen chuckled: "If you want to eat it, just sell it cute and have "kiyomi"."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

【Distressed Taro Balls 233333333】

[Surnamed Chen!Do you think our director Taro has no fans!Then let me tell you, there is really no o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓]

[This is the first time that I feel sorry for the director in this show hahahaha! 】

[The taro balls are going to lose weight, so they will be called taro sticks from now on! 】

……

After a while hahaha, Yu Yuan managed to get fatter and was very angry.

Although the coconut juice is sweet and delicious, it quenches thirst, but at the same time, it also puts a problem in front of everyone.

That is, it is easy to go to the toilet if you drink too much.

The first one who felt the urgent need to solve his physical problems was Ye Xiao who was holding coconut juice as water in the afternoon and refused to let go.

Ye Xiao looked at the silhouettes of the surrounding trees and bushes illuminated by the fire, which looked like ferocious giant beasts, and the little prince, who was a little afraid of ghosts, suddenly fainted.So he pulled Tang Wuyong quietly, and lowered his voice: "Wuyong, can you go out with me?"

Tang Wuyong was thinking about his performance throughout the day. He not only used his strength to solve the food problem in a low-key manner, but also worked hard to increase the effect of variety shows and increase the number of online viewers of the live broadcast, especially the two sections of him catching pheasants and Lin Shenming singing. They are all crazy.

Brother Zhao should be quite satisfied with being so serious and dedicated, and his Li Bai should be as stable as Mount Tai.

As everyone knows, Zhao Wenliang is really quite satisfied, but he just looked at the game account that has dropped to Diamond 3 and is still diving to Platinum.

With Ye Xiao's request, Tang Wuyong naturally forgot about Zhao Wenliang, got up and left with Ye Xiao, behind him Chen Chen and Yao Ruoxi exchanged a tacit smile.

In view of Lin Shenming's presence, Yao Ruoxi also took the initiative to cover for Ye Xiao and Tang Wuyong: "I knew it from the crew before, Brother Xiao is not only timid, but also easy to provoke some dirty things. Now I have Brother Wuyong by my side, so I don't worry."

The timid Ye Xiao: "..."

Tang "Dirty Things" Wuyong: "..."

Yes, you are my own sister!

Ye Xiao coughed dryly, looking for something to say: "Then what, since we're here, let's go together."

"Oh, okay." Tang Wuyong, who was a little guilty when he mentioned the "ghost encounter" incident last time, didn't pay attention to what Ye Xiao was talking about, so he followed Ye Xiao and unzipped his pants.

So, the two good brothers who had never met before greeted each other face to face in the cool sea breeze and surrounded by green trees.

At such a delicate moment of looking at each other, Ye Xiao looked at the other bird who was much bigger than him, flinched inexplicably and at the same time had time to shake his wits.

Ye Xiao: Well, Wuyong and I can be regarded as people who have met chickens before.