[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

Chen Chen rolled up his trouser legs crying, and decided to try his best to get stronger, and went into the water to fish for seaweed.

Seeing this, Yao Ruoxi rolled up her sleeves and went to help.

Tang Wuyong put Miss Rabbit into the hands of Ye Xiao, whose eyes were full of expectation.The young master had never touched these natural wild animals with his own hands, so he couldn't help being very curious.

Ye Xiao held Miss Rabbit in his palm, carefully stretched out two fingers to touch the two drooping long ears, and then squeezed the soft rabbit paws.

The soft fluff is very comfortable to touch, and Ye Xiao's lovable almond eyes are curved into the crescent moon in the sky last night, looking sweet and cute.

Tang Wuyong was stunned for a moment, couldn't help showing a smile, then turned sideways and said to the screen full of "cute" shots: "Remember to take screenshots, and then hand in your homework under my Weibo."

[Hahahahahaha, it's our homeroom teacher, that's right! 】

【Teacher Tang is really strict ヾ(≧≦*)ゝ】

[If you didn't bring your mobile phone, would you think of us?O man! 】

Tang Wuyong ignored the fans of these dramatists, and cut several bundles of vines with a knife and came back. He didn't know how he did it, but he saw his slender, white fingers flying up and down among the vines flexibly, and soon a A simple, crude and rustic straw cage appeared in front of everyone.

Tang Wuyong neatly tied it with a long and flexible vine, and handed it to Ye Xiao, who had a great time playing with the rabbit, and said, "This rabbit won't eat at night. If you like it, you can keep it in a cage." Let's go."

Ye Xiao raised his head abruptly, with surprise on his face: "Really? Wuyong, you are so kind!" Then he happily gave a big mouthful of the little rabbit who had been upgraded from a spare ration to a pet.

Tang Wuyong remained expressionless: ...the rabbit should be eaten.

[Let go of a little rabbit, catch a "big rabbit", this deal is sure to make a profit! 】

【Why is Tang Wuyong so sullen! ! ! 】

[This wave of operation 666! 】

【Heh, other people's boyfriends never disappoint me. 】

[If you can't learn it, you can't learn it. Do you have to know how to weave a cage when you're in love? ! 】

[All good men are digested internally, the little fairies in front take a look at me~~]

[Male, 28 years old, unmarried, with an annual income of 20 yuan, owns a house and a car, and is looking for a girl who smiles as sweetly and cutely as Xiaoxiao. 】

[Hey, I'm afraid it's not a "boy" child who is as sweet and cute as Xiaoxiao! 】

The topic went all the way, and was quickly swiped by fans who came to seek marriage/leave the singles.

While Tang Wuyong was watching Ye Xiao teasing the rabbit with a doting face, Chen Chen and Yao Ruoxi also returned with full rewards.

Because of the lack of pots and pans, Chen Chen simply took the soup pot over. At the moment, it was filled with more than half of the pot of oysters and seaweed, and there were two large blue crabs crawling around, waving two big claws. .

The young master, who doesn't eat fireworks, has only seen red hairy crabs being served on the dining table. He couldn't help itching for a while, and tried to touch the two majestic claws of the crab, but was grabbed by the stern teacher Tang!

Teacher Tang educated the ignorant students, and then looked at the younger brother's booty, showed a smile of approval, and praised a few words for the first time: "You really don't show your face, Brother Chen, you can still touch the crab hole."

Chen Chen was also quite proud of his rich achievements. He proudly showed the camera his red and swollen fingers after being caught by the crab claws, and boasted, "See, this is the hero's medal! You are not allowed to call me Chen Counselor again in the future." It's gone!"

Yao Ruoxi has freed herself more and more since the collapse of the fairy girl's house. At this time, she also rolled her eyes without any image, and said angrily: "Did you tell me that I will catch crabs? If you don't listen, forget it, and want to catch two crabs at once." Only!"

What a hero's medal, it's clearly a funny medal!

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

The laughter and laughter here made Liang Siyi and Lin Shenming's side seem deserted and dull.

In the morning before, their group had agreed to follow Tang Wuyong quietly in the direction Tang Wuyong left, but they were still lost in the dense forest, not to mention waiting behind for nothing.There are trees and grasses of the same size everywhere, and who knows where they go, they can't help but feel a little restless.To make matters worse, just when the three of them were at a loss, there was a sound of "xixi swish" in the surrounding grass, as if something was swimming.

Liang Siyi was timid at first, but immediately thought of some terrible cold-blooded animals, and ran away in fright.

Running around in the woods like this is not a joke. Just as Chen Chen wanted to call Liang Siyi back, he saw the complexion of the tall and burly Lin Shenming, and he slipped faster than Liang Siyi, like a runaway wild horse. .

Both of them left Chen Chen where he was, and let him face the unknown danger alone.

Sometimes, people's hearts are cold in an instant.

Fortunately, what slowly crawled out of the grass was not a frightening poisonous snake, but a gentle and harmless herbivore.

With the unpleasant episode, Chen Chen didn't want to be a predatory oriole for the sake of the variety show effect. With the help of enthusiastic fans on the screen, he returned to the camp smoothly.Liang Siyi and Lin Shenming, who came back after a while, were both disheveled and panting, but they were still alive and kicking.

Chen Chen glanced at them expressionlessly, and there was a gap between them in his heart.

The smell of roasted chicken gradually spread in the air, reminding Liang Siyi of the chicken wings that he ate yesterday. It was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

Liang Siyi secretly touched his deflated stomach, and whispered to Lin Shenming, who was resting on a rock beside him, "Brother Lin, what shall we do later?"

Lin Shenming didn't speak. It was obvious that Chen Chen had already separated from them. Without Chen Chen as a lubricant as an intermediary, it would be too shameless for him and Liang Siyi to force their way together.

Liang Siyi stared at the rabbit in Ye Xiao's hand and said secretly, "There are still people who are hungry, but they still want to raise rabbits!"

Survival instinct finally gained the upper hand. Lin Shenming took a deep breath and said, "Didn't Tang Wuyong say that he wanted to listen to cross talk in the morning, let's go up and perform together after a while." Anyway, there are tens of millions of fans in the live broadcast room. Look, even if Tang Wuyong and Chen Chen don't want to give them food anymore, they have to pretend to be peaceful and brotherly because of the accompanying camera.

However, nine out of ten people who died at Tang Wuyong's hands before overestimated Tang Wuyong's conscience.

So when Liang Siyi repeated his old tricks and went up to call Brother Tang affectionately, Tang Wuyong was not as easy to talk to as before.

"Two wait a moment." The chicken wings were dripping with golden oil, Tang Wuyong picked a huge banana leaf to cushion the young master, in case his expensive clothes were ruined.Then he looked up at the two people on the opposite side and said, "It's so boring to just talk about a cross talk, let's just follow our script."

Liang Siyi and Lin Shenming stepped forward to take the thin piece of paper, and after a while, their faces turned livid.

Lin Shenming squeezed a hole out of the paper, barely holding back his anger: "This line is a bit difficult."

Tang Wuyong didn't raise his head, and said, "Don't be humble, Actor Lin, we all believe in your acting skills."

But no matter how good his acting skills are, it doesn't mean he can immediately play a delicate and weak little shou!

"When I saw you at 5 minutes and 42 seconds, my heart beat 1367 times rapidly. It was telling me that I have fallen in love with you deeply!"

"As long as you give me a little smile and a little sunshine, I can continue to live bravely for you!"

What stupid lines are these!Is it a normal human being with so many heartbeats?I'm afraid it's not the engine!

After all, Liang Siyi is younger, and she is usually a little princess who is held in the palm of her hand, so she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and said angrily: "Tang Wuyong, don't you want to eat something from you, why don't you be so stingy!"

...I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

And Liang Siyi's accusation really tore apart the peace that the two sides have pretended for a long time.

The bullet screen was also quiet for a moment, and then more bullet screens were scattered like snowflakes, so dense that people could only see the screen full of white.

[It's really drunk, just these two people open their mouths and wait to eat all day long, and they still have the face to beep! 】

【It's love for you, not duty, I hope everyone knows, thank you. 】

[A moral bitch with a face as big as a basin, the whole world is your mother? 】

[If you're really hungry, let alone put on a show, you can just kneel down and kowtow! 】

[It's not me who said, Liang Siyi is not young anymore, why is she still acting like a mentally handicapped person! 】

【They left Chen Counseling and ran away just now, enough to disgust me for a year...】

……

Of course, there are those who stand against Tang Wuyong, and naturally there are also those who take the opportunity to borrow a wave of Dongfeng without brains.

[Manly man, even a little food has to be fussy, it's stingy in the first place! 】

[Very disappointed with Tang Wuyong, he has no gentlemanly demeanor at all. 】

[Fu Cijun was right not to choose you! 】

[Lin Shenming come on!I will always support Mingjun and his wife! 】

……

Director Yu watched happily from behind, not to mention the surge in traffic in the live broadcast room, the total number of people online has even surpassed that of Qin Weixi's previous episode.

Hehehe, it seems that he has seen the director's big red envelopes flying towards him overwhelmingly.

At the same time, two topics, #星野生活挑战# and #林旭明、唐无yongtear x#, were on the real-time hot searches at the same time.

Zhao Wenliang, who was paying close attention to the live broadcast, suddenly went dark, his hands shook, and he dived perfectly to the bronze.

Not to mention, from tomorrow onwards, he must carry a bottle of quick-acting heart-rescuing pills in his bag!

As long as there is no trouble, go to the emergency room every day!Sooner or later he will be frightened to have a heart attack!

Facing Liang Siyi's sudden accusation, Tang Wuyong was calm and composed, and even smiled peacefully: "Since that's the case, I have a few questions for Miss Liang."

"Did you catch this pheasant?"

"Did you catch the seaweed and oysters?"

"Which of all the dishes did you cook?"

"Or did you help pass firewood and pick wild vegetables?"

Tang Wuyong watched Liang Siyi's face turn pale little by little, and his voice was more gentle but as if it was weighty: "No, you don't have any."

"Except for your mother spoiling you like this, there is no such thing as getting something for nothing in the world."

Liang Siyi's face was pale, and suddenly she pointed at Ye Xiao who was sitting and drinking soup, and said through gritted teeth: "That sounds good, Second Young Master Ye didn't do anything, you Tang Wuyong just watched the dishes!"

Tang Wuyong looked at the finger pointing at Ye Xiao, and his voice slowly sank: "I'll give you three numbers, put your finger back."

Looking at those deep eyes, Liang Siyi suddenly became timid, the resentment in his heart melted like snow in an instant, and he hurriedly hid his fingers behind his back.

Tang Wuyong restrained his momentum a bit, and casually raised a dangerous and evil arc at the corner of his mouth: "Why do you think you can compare with Ye Xiao?"

"Ye Xiao doesn't need to do anything, because I will help him."

"People should keep their feet on the ground, and don't be jealous of those you can never match."

【Come out, come out? ! 】

[Oh, my mother, this plot is so exciting! 】

【show!Tianxiu!The show of Tihua!Good Fortune Bell Shenxiu! 】

[My girlish heart, as well as my liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have all been revived! ! 】

[Why are you fat four? !Didn't you talk about the large-scale rip-off scene? ! 】

……

Liang Siyi's face flushed red again, staring at Tang Wuyong viciously, and bit by bit he squeezed out words from between his teeth: "It doesn't matter how much you do, you think Second Young Master Ye can like it." you?"

Tang Wuyong didn't answer.

Ye Xiao, who had been drinking the soup quietly all this time, raised his head at this time, his smile was as cute as ever, but the words he uttered made Liang Siyi shudder.

"You have done a lot, does your godfather like you?"