[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

Chapter 33 Wuyong's philosophy of first love

In the second round of boxing guessing, Liu Qian turned the tables and chose Tang Wuyong, who had MAX force value, while Yao Ruoxi laughed and said nothing.

Qin Weixi, as the leading man in the movie who is deeply loved by two women, looked left and right, suddenly felt that his position was precarious.

Deng et al winked, called out Qin Weixi's character name, and then sang maliciously: "I heard raindrops falling on the green grass~~~"

Qin Weixi: "...What's the matter, Intel has become a master?"

Deng et al. sneered: "Cross over the top of the mountain and layers of white clouds in front, where is the green light!"

Qin Weixi was not to be outdone: "Kick! Thumb!"

Deng et al. waved their hands: "Come on, Teacher Late Stage, give our actor Qin P a colored hat!"

Qin Weixi opened her mouth and came: "Come on! Sound effect teacher, play an exclusive BGM hosted by our Deng!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

The actor and the host exchanged real names on stage, laughing out loud at the bottom of the audience.

It was Cui Miaomiao who stood up and stopped the two from hurting each other: "Weixi, if you don't fight for it, you will become the last one left!"

Qin Weixi was shocked, and quickly looked at Yao Ruoxi, who won the third round, and confessed affectionately: "Feng Yao, do you still remember that year under the peach blossom tree, you and I toasted and drank together, and had a good talk? Seriously Yes, I have never seen a woman as beautiful and refined as you... who can eat and drink!"

"Oh." Yao Ruoxi said with a cold face, "I have never seen a man as handsome and intelligent as Luo Heng, sorry, I choose Fu Cijun."

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Qin Weixi, you have today too!" Deng and others laughed so hard that they fell down.

Frustrated one after another, Qin Yingdi stood next to Tang Wuyong with grievances, trying to tell his little friend the sadness in his heart, but who knew that as soon as he started, he heard Tang Wuyong's conditioned deafness three times.

Tang Wuyong smiled: "I won't listen, don't explain, you deserve it!"

Qin Yingdi: Lan Shou!mushroom!wow~~~

Deng and others pulled the director Li Linxu who was abandoned by the actors, and interviewed: "Director Li, do you have anything to say about no princess choosing you?"

Li Linxu pretended to wipe away a drop of old tears: "The world is so cold, when I was filming, I kept saying 'Director Li, you are so handsome', 'Director Li is [-] meters today'! After the film was finished, I became an old man. cucumber!"

Deng and the others looked at Director Li's unconcerned acting skills, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "Director Li, are you an old cucumber or a fresh meat, don't you have any points in your heart?"

"Besides, who gave you the confidence of 1.8 meters!" Deng et al. stood next to Li Linxu, gestured at the height of the two of them, and said solemnly, "It's only a little over [-] meters."

Alas!shameless!Everyone at the scene looked at Deng and the others who were at most 1.7 meters tall, and gave him a very disgusted "Pooh".

Cui Miaomiao wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, stood up and turned the turning train back on track: "Okay, after three rounds of competition, the scene has been divided into two teams. Before the official competition starts, I will give you 2 minutes to think Think about your own team name and slogan, and you must overwhelm the opponent in terms of momentum!"

Qin Weixi looked at herself, at Tang Wuyong, and then at Liu Qian, and said thoughtfully: "Based on the looks of the three of us, we should be called the handsome team!"

"What about the slogan?" Liu Qian asked.

Qin Weixi had a mean face: "It's so annoying, we have nothing but good looks!"

Tang Wuyong: ... I fucking want to blow your head off with a shuttle, you know that!

Two minutes later, Tang Wuyong was pushed out as a representative of the handsome team shouting cruel words.Captain Yao on the opposite side saw that the situation was not good, and immediately took out his trump card against Tang Bug.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Ye, the killer, was very disappointing.

When Tang Wuyong finished chanting that mean slogan, Ye Xiao should immediately "tch" his face loudly to show his disdain for this kind of shameless showing off his appearance, but in the next second everyone saw Ye Er Shao Teng burst into laughter.

Ye Xiao: Wow!Is Wuyong acting like a baby to me? !

Tang Wuyong raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why don't you talk, am I not good-looking?"

Ye Xiao nodded hurriedly: "It's beautiful! It's beautiful! It's very beautiful!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" The upright Yankong little prince accidentally hit the laughing point of the audience, and everyone laughed so hard that they almost turned over.

Yao Ruoxi whose smile gradually disappeared: ...

etc!The script is not like this!It's a counter-measure against the agreed-upon beauty trick!

Looking bleakly at Ye Xiao, who was smiling sweetly, Yao Ruoxi slowly had an ominous premonition.

The first game finally kicked off. Deng and others introduced the rules of the game: "You do the gestures and I guess. This game is divided into three rounds. Two teams send two people to play the same topic at the same time. You play and I guess. , whichever group gets the most correct answers wins the round.”

Pushing Qin Weixi onto the table, Tang Wuyong Shi Shiran sat on the guesser's stool.

As for the team next door, Yao Ruoxi sat next to Tang Wuyong with deep worries, and Ye Xiao with a naturally cute face was on the stage.

The first word no coincidence is cute.

Qin Weixi reacted quickly, and immediately raised three fingers to indicate that the word was three characters, and then blinked wildly at Tang Wuyong as if convulsed, and stomped shyly while blinking.

Tang Wuyong pondered for a few seconds: "Into the sand? Winking? Epilepsy?"

Qin Weixi suddenly looked desperate.

Ye Xiao also came to his senses, after thinking for a while, he stretched out his hands to his chin, and made a Ye Xiao flower holder.

Tang Wuyong admired sincerely: "Mmm, cute."

Qin Weixi: "..." Damn it, is this another new way for homosexuals to despise straight men? !

I have to say, the game experience is extremely bad!

Yao Ruoxi, who is also in despair, originally put her hope on Qin Weixi, who is excellent in acting, hoping to get some inspiration from him, but she never expected that Mr. Actor is actually such a straight man of cosmic steel.

Yao Ruoxi dead fish eyes: "...Mr. Qin, do you have any misunderstanding about the word Mengmengda?"

Qin Weixi: "...I'm sorry."

Unsurprisingly, the first-round appearance team won by a big score.

In the second round, Tang Wuyong and Ye Xiao switched positions. Tang Wuyong played on stage as a member of the handsome team, while Ye Xiao was the representative of the next team and sat down to guess.

Soon, the first word was displayed on the electronic screen.

Tang Wuyong first stretched out four fingers to indicate the number of words, and then immediately pointed to himself without thinking.

Liu Qian looked confused: Huh? ? ?

Ye Xiao blurted out: "A world of beauty!"

Tang Wuyong immediately frowned and compared his heart from afar.

excuseme? ? ?

Do you have a special induction magnetic field between the dog and man?

Or are your eyes capable of emitting Morse code?

It is also a dog, is it true that the barking of a dog out of the group is more refreshing and refined than the barking of a single dog, shocking the soul, and directly teaching people to deafen? !

So, everyone watched Tang Wuyong perform his newly learned Yiyang Finger in a daze.

Tang Wuyong pointed at himself, and Ye Xiao's eyes lit up: "The jade tree faces the wind."

Tang Wuyong pointed at Yao Ruoxi, Ye Xiao thought for a while: "Ten steps kill one person."

Tang Wuyong pointed at Ye Xiao, then at himself, and then began to crazily hammer on the wall. Ye Xiao was a little embarrassed, and hesitantly said a few words: "Crazy for you, crazy for you, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang!" wall."

Deng and the others stared blankly at the empty electronic screen, and said dully, "Oh, there's no more questions."

But only two-thirds of the time has passed!

Deng and the others instantly switched from spectating a good show to a capable gossip host mode: "Although the outcome has already been announced, I have something to say."

"Wuyong, Second Young Master, why do you have such a tacit understanding? Could it be... Hehehe!"

Tang Wuyong refused Deng and the others' primary school car, and said righteously: "Brother Deng, you are too filthy!"

Deng waited in a daze for a moment, and it took a while to react.

grass!The "hey hey hey" of labor and capital is a noun, not a verb, okay?

Deng et al. sighed, and said in deep pain, "Wuyong, I advise you to be a human being."

The first game came to an end very quickly. Although Tang Wuyong and Ye Xiao had gained precious first blood for their respective teams, considering the game experience and the balance between schools, both Tang Wuyong and Ye Xiao were punished to sit in the cold. Bench, watching Yao Ruoxi take Fu Cijun to bloody Liu Qian and Qin Weixi.

In fact, the two girls are evenly matched, that is, Qin Yingdi's cosmic straight male aesthetic has completely lost to Fu Cijun.

Liu Qian, who was attacked by a gay man and a straight man: Heh, what's the use of a man, he's not as good as a pig's elbow!

The second game is called My Mind You Don’t Guess. Each team takes turns telling one of the most bizarre and frightening things they have ever experienced, but only one of them is telling the truth, and the other two are telling the truth. lie.The task of the other team is to find the one who tells the truth among these three people. If they can be found successfully, it will be considered a success.

The first to play is the team with outstanding looks.

Liu Qian: "I was once chased across five streets by a neighbor's pig."

Qin Weixi: "The reason why my first love dumped me was that I was too good-looking and felt insecure."

Tang Wuyong: "When I crossed over, there was no Internet access in the village."

The audience: "...Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Can you have a snack!"

Almost everyone ruled out Tang Wuyong immediately, God damn it!Why don't you go to the sky if you have the ability to travel through time!

The people from the next team all skipped Tang Wuyong's line, chasing after Qin Weixi and Liu Qian to ask questions.

Tang Wuyong: A group of stupid modern people.

After 5 minutes, Yao Ruoxi stood up as the team leader and spoke: "We think what Sister Qian said is true, let's skip Brother Wuyong, I have heard Qin Yingdi say that he is narcissistic, and I have heard him say it hundreds of times in the crew. "

Deng et al. had mysterious smiles on their faces: "Xixi, I'll give you one last chance, are you sure you don't want to change?"

Yao Ruoxi was determined: "I will definitely not change it!"

"Okay, then did our team guess correctly? Now please step forward from the good-looking team, Sissy and Weixi. I will count to five. If you are telling the truth, please raise your right hand. Five! Four! Three! Two !one!"

Liu Qian slowly raised her right hand, and then brushed her curly hair coquettishly.

Ok? ? ?

In the next second, Qin Weixi with a proud face raised his right hand above his head!

Even Deng and others were surprised: "Weixi, I always thought you were joking!"

Speaking of it, Qin Yingdi is very hin miserable. Every time he mentions his beautiful and innocent first love, the friends and even fans around him only know him "hahaha". No one believes him except Fa Xiao and his manager.

Qin Weixi suddenly said wearily: "Every time you hahaha, you just sprinkle salt on my wound."

Deng and others comforted without sincerity: "There is no grass anywhere in the world, no matter how handsome you are."

WTF! ! !There has to be a fight, Intel!

Deng and the others ignored Mr. Film King who was about to roll up his sleeves, glanced vaguely at the gesture of the chief director, and sighed casually: "Oh, first love is always unforgettable. My first love was on that rainy 17 Sui Chuxia, Wuyong, when did your first love happen?"

All of a sudden, the audience became strangely quiet.

In the huge silence, Tang Wuyong calmly looked directly at the probing eyes of Deng and others, and smiled: "My first love is not in the past, but in the near future."

Although he has changed his skin, he is still the same Tang Wuyong who walked at the junction of light and darkness.

The feeling of heartbeat, he has only tasted it from one person in his life.

Deng and others are not those hosts who know how to accept as soon as they are good. The reason why he has been able to stand in the host world for 20 years is that he has perfected his speech skills by asking the bottom line.

"Hey? Really? But there were some unclear remarks circulating on the Internet before, and the other party happened to be at the scene, why don't you two just clarify here together, and don't hurt each other's harmony for non-existent misunderstandings. "

Fu Cijun suddenly felt like a light on his back, and for the first time he felt very uncomfortable under the spotlight.

Tang Wuyong was calm and composed, and even had the mood to ridicule Deng and others: "Brother Deng, you are going too far. Do you want to increase the ratings? No! I want a press conference!"

Deng and the others smiled awkwardly.

Tang Wuyong looked indifferent: "To be honest, Tang Wuyong really liked Mr. Fu very much."

Both Fu Cijun and Ye Xiao were taken aback.

"However, this happened before Mr. Fu and Mr. Lin fell in love. Whether it was Tang Wuyong in the past or the present, he doesn't bother to be a third party."

"As for those specious or meaningful smears on the Internet, I just want to say—" Tang Wuyong looked directly at the camera with deep eyes: "My memory is super good, and my mind is super small. If you have the ability, you can go to Beep in front of me, I will send you to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

The air seemed to be frozen. No one expected that Tang Wuyong would be so courageous. He dared to mention the "Little Three" incident, and even threatened in the TV program.

Deng and the others swallowed quietly, feeling that they were already half cold.However, due to the professional ethics of a host, he took the lead to block Mr. Tang's gun|gun, and bravely rushed forward to be the first cannon fodder: "Then this is not the same as what you said just now, 'the first love happened in the near future. ' Are you contradicting yourself?"

"It's not contradictory." Mr. Tang said lightly and softly, "The Tang Wuyong of the past and the Tang Wuyong of the present are not the same Tang Wuyong. His first love is his first love, and my first love is my first love. This is different. ah."

What about this Tang Wuyong and that Tang Wuyong, isn't it all about you? !

Or are you arguing with a host with a Mandarin rating of A?

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV all looked contemplative: Time is passing by every minute, every second is the past self, and every second is also a brand new self. In this way, is every minute and every second a new self? first love? !

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