[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

Ten years later.

The morning sun shines on the branches, and the melodious birdsong kicks off the day.

At this moment, the director team of the hit show "Where Are We Going, Baby" knocked on the door of the villa.

A small head as round as a chestnut poked out from behind the door.

Yiran looked at a large group of uncles and aunts blocking the door of his house, and said seriously with a small face: "Uncle, you came too early, Daddy is still sleeping." Then, he opened the door completely and let people in.

In the living room, Tang Wuyong, who won the best actor award at the just-concluded Cannes Film Festival, was playing with the toaster in a little yellow chicken apron.

Tang Wuyong greeted chief director Zhou Liqun with a smile, and then signaled his son to go to the bedroom and call his sleepy daddy.

Zhou Liqun hurriedly signaled one of the cameramen to follow, and the rest of the cameras were still aimed at Tang Wuyong.

After all, the newly-promoted Cannes actor is more valuable, especially in the past few years Tang Wuyong has completely stopped taking commercial performances and variety shows. Except for movies and endorsements, it is difficult to see this god-loved face in other places.

Ten years have left no trace on this face, but it has endowed him with a more mature temperament and charm.Like a bottle of aged wine that has finally been opened, it becomes more and more intoxicating in the precipitation of the years.

But don't get me wrong, actor Tang is not the protagonist of this variety show, the real protagonist is still immersed in a dream.

Yiran climbed onto the bed with short legs, and pushed the bulging dumpling in the center of the bed: "Daddy, Daddy, get up."

The dumpling remained motionless.

Yiran sighed maturely: "Daddy, you are so naive." Saying that, he lifted a corner of the quilt, pouted and smacked Ye Xiaoyin's smiling face.

Ye Xiao finally opened his eyes, hugged his five-year-old son into his arms and rolled on the bed.

Yiran shook her messy hairstyle, and there was a small dimple at the corner of her mouth: "Daddy, get up soon, Dad is making breakfast."

Ye Xiao was taken aback, and even licked his ears in disbelief: "What are you talking about, your dad is making breakfast?!"

Yiran nodded: "Yes, Dad is baking bread."

Upon hearing this, Ye Xiao immediately accelerated the speed of washing.

Wearing a white sweater, blue ripped jeans and sneakers with black and white stripes, the 30-year-old Ye Xiao still looks like a college student who has just entered school, with extremely pure eyes.

Ye Xiao led his son down the stairs, Tang Wuyong heard the sound, turned his head and showed a gentle smile: "Go and sit at the table, the poached eggs are almost ready."

However, as the head of the family, Tang Wuyong has no prestige in front of Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao looked at the half-burnt bread on the plate, and complained unceremoniously: "Who gave you the courage to cook breakfast? My dear Mr. Film King!"

Although Tang Wuyong's cooking posture and movements look smooth and pleasing to the eye, like a Michelin three-star chef, it's a pity that the poached eggs scattered in the pot ruthlessly exposed the fact that Tang Wuyong is just a culinary and nonsense.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Tang Wuyong coughed in disguise, and said helplessly, "Then what should I do, Aunt Li asked for leave yesterday."

Yiran ran over to grab his dad's trouser leg holding his ipad, "Dad, don't worry, I've already ordered takeaway, and it will be delivered in a while."

Tang Wuyong squatted down and touched Yiran's little head, and asked, "You and Daddy will go on a trip soon, have you packed your things?"

Yiran held his chin and thought for a while, and the serious look turned over a group of people before hesitatingly said: "Dad, I still want to bring my good friend with me."

Tang Wuyong readily agreed: "It's all right, remember to take good care of Daddy when you go out."

Yeiran stretched out his small fist and touched his father's big fist, and said in a childish voice, "Yes! This is the agreement between us men!"

——Little black house time——

Director's Team: Also take care of Ye Ershao?Did we accidentally hear it wrong? !

Tang Wuyong: No.Ye Xiao is neither tall nor brainy. A 30-year-old is sometimes more troublesome than a child, but he is much more reliable than him.

Director's team: Actor Tang, you make such complaints about Ye Ershao, aren't you afraid to go home and kneel down on the durian?

Tang Wuyong: Don't be afraid, because I have told him several times in front of him.But usually I have me in every aspect, Ye Xiao has no chance to be completely independent.So I think your variety show is very good, and I look forward to the mature Ye Xiao after transformation.

Director:  …

What a big pot of dog food!But actor Tang, do you still remember that the name of our variety show is "Where Are You Going, Baby" instead of "Metamorphosis"? !

The family of three had a warm breakfast, and Tang Wuyong stood at the door saying goodbye to the two babies, one big and one small.

Tang Wuyong smacked Ye Xiao's forehead, and said: "Take care of yourself, if I have a chance, I will visit you."

Ye Xiao said unhappily: "It's only been less than a week, do you think I'm so unreliable?"

Emmmmmm... This is a proposition that cannot be answered.

Tang Wuyong had no choice but to change the topic: "When you come back, I may also join the group."

Ye Xiao frowned, but quickly let go: "It's okay, anyway, I'm your little assistant, I'll bring you tea and water, squeeze your shoulders and beat your legs."

Tang Wuyong laughed when he heard the words: "Comrade Ye Xiao, please answer with your conscience, who is serving tea, pouring water, pinching shoulders and legs?"

Ye Xiao laughed mischievously: "We little fairy boys have no conscience."

Director Zhou Liqun turned his eyes away, unwilling to look at the sticky couple, so he squatted down and asked the same with a lollipop in his mouth, smiling kindly: "Of course, do you like lollipops?"

Yiran was about to speak, when he opened his mouth, the lollipop flowed down his saliva, and fell to the ground with a "baji".

Fog quickly accumulated in Ye Xiao's eyes, which were very similar to Ye Xiao's, and Zhou Liqun suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy!

I'm going to cry!Definitely going to cry!

But he was the one who caused the disaster. It's okay to pester other children to ask questions, otherwise the candy would have stayed in the child's mouth.

Yeiran stared at the dusty lollipop, wiped his eyes with his little hand, and didn't cry.He said with great reluctance: "It would be great if there was no ashes on the ground, so you can still eat it when you pick it up."

listen!Is this something a little prince who is worth over [-] million at the age of five can say? !

Even Zhou Liqun, an outsider, felt distressed to death!

The choreographer with a simple ponytail next to him hurriedly took out a lollipop from his bag and handed it over, distressedly saying: "Come on, Auntie still has a lollipop here."

The candy is wrapped with a layer of beautiful transparent paper, which refracts colorful light in the sun, which is very attractive.

Yiran didn't take it, and waved his little hand in an old-fashioned way: "Thank you, auntie, but no, dad said I can only eat one candy a day."

The duplicity little meat dumpling is too cute!Although she said she would not eat it, her eyes kept staring at the candy in her hand.

The older single female choreographer only felt that she had nowhere to vent her motherly love, and she wished she could pick up Xiaotuanzi and chirp a hundred times!

But just as he was about to pinch Xiaotuanzi's face, his real daddy came over to lead him.

Ye Xiao held his son's hand and said to Tang Wuyong, "I'm leaving, don't miss me too much."

Yiran also tilted her head and waved goodbye to her father.

This is a journey that is destined to be extraordinary. The smug Ye Xiao rants to the camera along the way: "I know that Wuyong blackmails me on the Internet all day long, saying that I am not reliable. I must prove myself through this show, He's all spreading rumors! He's just jealous that his son loves me more!"

"Audience friends, just wait and see! I'm even scared of myself when I'm manly!"

As a result, he never expected that he would be slapped in the face on the first day he arrived in the fishing village!

The environment of the fishing village hidden in the green mountains and green waters is very beautiful, and even the air is three points fresher than that in the city.

When Ye Xiao got out of the car, he saw Chen Chen's father and daughter who had already arrived, and he immediately became happy.

There is someone to eat!Happy!

Ye Xiao led his son over and greeted him with a smile: "Brother Chen, long time no see!"

Familiar voice, familiar smiling face.

Chen Chen, who was already the top variety show brother, thought of the fear of being dominated by Mr. Tang again.

So many years have passed, fans have changed round after round, but there are still people who are interested in popularizing the origin of the nickname "Chen Counselor".

Chen Chen squeezed out a toothache smile: "Long time no see, Second Young Master. This is your kid? He looks so handsome!"

When he heard someone praise his son, Ye Xiao immediately became proud: "That's right! My son is just like me, he looks good! Come on, of course, this is Uncle Chen."

Yiran showed a cute smile: "Uncle Chen, hello."

Chen Chen was almost petrified, bent down and said with a smile, "Hello, of course."

Then he pulled his little girl and coaxed: "Yinyin, this is Uncle Ye."

"Don't be shy, haven't you always liked Uncle Tang? Uncle Ye belongs to Uncle Tang's family."

Yin Yin, who was wearing a ball head, poked her head out from behind her father when she heard the words, and shouted timidly, "Hello, Uncle Ye."

The little girl looks white and tender, and her voice is sweet and soft, which Ye Xiao likes so much, she sighed: "Brother Chen is so lucky, my daughter is so caring!"

Chen Chen also narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Yinyin is too introverted, she is a year older than Ranran, and she is not as courageous as Ranran."

"Hey, girls are better than boys. Daughters are supposed to be pampered and brought up. I think Yinyin is pretty good, and it's not a bad thing to be introverted and quiet."

The two old fathers blew each other's business in the wind for a long time, and finally everyone came together.

Zhou Liqun dug a hole with a smile: "Since we have come to the fishing village, we have to experience the characteristics of local life. The first task is to go to the fish pond to catch fish."

"The family that catches the most fish can not only get the ingredients provided by the program group, but also get the priority right to choose the house."

catch fish? ? ?Work as soon as you come here, can this broken program group work!

Ye Xiao and Chen Chen looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Brother Chen, you are a chef and you should have caught fish before, right?"

Chen Chen wiped his face and said helplessly, "I've only caught fish in buckets."

Ye Xiao: "..."

Suddenly, his son grabbed his clothes, and Ye Xiao turned his head.

Yiran pointed to the fishermen who were fishing in the distance: "Daddy, the director uncle didn't say that he couldn't ask for help."

Chen Chen was stunned for a while, and said in disbelief, "Your son is too smart!" He actually knew how to exploit the loopholes in the rules of the director team!

Ye Xiao: "It's all useless. I teach some things at home all day long."

The folk customs in the small fishing village are simple and honest, and the program team will buy the caught fish at a price that exceeds the market price, so there is no waste or taking advantage of it.

Under the guidance of enthusiastic villagers, two new fishermen, Ye Xiao and Chen Chen, carried bamboo baskets and nets to catch fish in the huge fish pond.

Just looking back, Yinyin was still sitting quietly on the bank, playing with a piece of dogtail grass in her hand.

How about it? !

Ye Xiao was too frightened, but fortunately, he whispered to the cameraman next to him, "Second young master, don't worry, but he said that he went to play with the children in the village, and there are people around him."

Hearing this, Ye Xiao immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

An afternoon passed quickly. Due to his immaturity and physical limitations, Ye Xiao looked at the three skinny fish in his basket, feeling a little sad.

But it's not like he released his wild nature all of a sudden, and he hasn't come back until now.

Let’s just say there is something wrong with Wuyong’s education method. A five-year-old child should eat, drink and watch cartoons every day, but he is pulling him to get up early to learn basic skills and write big characters every day.

Just horrible.

Ye Xiao couldn't find his son with three fish on his back, so he went back to hand in the task first.

Zhou Liqun was a decent mermaid. After counting them one by one, he was about to announce the result, but was interrupted by a childish voice.

"Wait a minute, I still have fish here!"

Yiran emerged from the crowd, followed by a local villager carrying a fish basket.

Most of the fish in the fish basket are fat and strong, flopping about in the sunset without giving up.

Ye Xiao was in a trance: "Of course, where did you get this?"

The same is true: "I asked my uncle to help me and used a net to make a circle in the fish pond. I don't know how to do it."

Zhou Liqun was stunned: "Of course, how do you know so much?!"

Yiran licked out two small pear dimples: "I don't understand, it's just that my father showed me those boats on TV, and a lot of fish came up after one net."

Zhou Liqun: "..."

It never occurred to him that even if King Actor Tang didn't come, another way would still give him a sense of presence.

——Little black house time——

Director group: Er Shao, what do you think of the experience this afternoon?

Ye Xiao: Tired!very tired!Never been so tired!

Director team: Is it very frustrating to lose to my five-year-old son in catching fish?

Ye Xiao: Hmph!My son is so good that I am too proud!

(The program group played a clip of Ye Xiao uttering bold words in the car.)

Ye Xiao: Please cut this part out, thank you!

Director group: Last question, why did you name Ranran "Yi Ran"?

Ye Xiao looked a little embarrassed: because it goes without saying, no matter who says I love you, the answer is me too.

Director team: ... Excuse me, goodbye.

(I wish all lovers in the world get married!)

The author has something to say:

The full text is officially over!Exactly 70 chapters make up an integer.Thanks to all the little angels who have supported me along the way!

It was originally planned to be sent out before 12 o'clock, but I didn't expect the number of words to explode.

emmmmmmm, just randomly draw [-] red envelopes as a thank you, see you in the next book!

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