Looking at the author's name of this novel, you can tell that it was written by Bu Xiangchen. Bu Xiangchen thinks about these yellow stems all day long, and I don't know what the purpose of giving this book to Mi Da is. Violent things, Guling Shiyan's face was blushing and his heart was not beating. In fact, there was nothing to look at, so he just flipped through it when he had nothing to do.

It's a weird and vulgar story, with pornographic content closely related to the title.Shou is as beautiful as a fairy, more beautiful than a fairy, and the words and sentences are vulgar and funny.Shoubi was softer and cute when she was a child (when she was still a baby), even if she was weaker and cuter than a girl, she was even younger.A brain-dead princess fell in love with this shou and gave her medicine to turn shou into a young child. She asked shou to wear women's clothing to pretend to be the office owner. Such a beautiful girl, and then forced to accept.All kinds of blood, mentally retarded Shou is a heartthrob, everyone wants to have sex with him, back to the princess, the princess' brother (prince) wants to have sex with him, he stabbed the prince with a hairpin, the description is roughly, generally Children are not sensible at this time, but the protagonist knows how to be so defensive.Originally it was a very serious statement, but Guling Shiyan laughed when he saw it, thinking why the child prodigies are so powerful nowadays.

Turning another page, although Shou has such a child prodigy experience, he is still mentally retarded after all. Gao Lenggong melted all kinds of icebergs when he saw Shou, and he didn't give up because he knew Shou was a male princess (what the hell).I always go to see Shou, one day I met Shou who was suppressed by the prince and forced to do something pornographic, the hypocritical Gao Leng Gong let go of the beauty with a gentle shout, the prince couldn't beat Gao Leng Gong, Gao Leng Gong felt distressed and was forced The mentally handicapped victim of Huang Bao's incident, angrily killed the prince.The mentally handicapped subject turned into a child prodigy at this time and knew all kinds of things between adults. He was dumbfounded, and this passage was written in great detail.After Gao Lenggong vented his anger, he dragged the mentally retarded shou out of the castle and went to an inn where he had sex with him. Gao Lenggong suppressed the mentally retarded shou and did the Huang Bao thing, and said that the matter with the prince Huang Bao just now was just to help Shou To vent, Gong himself didn't react and didn't solve any psychology.

"What brains?" Gu Ling Shiyan muttered, closed the book, moved the corners of his mouth a few times, and laughed again after thinking about it.

The attendant on the side was breaking out in a cold sweat. He clearly remembered that the ancient mausoleum had a stern look before the death of smoke, and now he was about to laugh stupidly, and he really wanted to know what was written in it.

Is it true that the minds of best-selling book authors are like this? Gu Ling Shiyan has finally seen it now. He still wanted to laugh at the episode he read just now, but he held back after laughing a few times.What is the reason for Gao Lenggong's attack? He is still a good boy when he gets a bargain, and he can go in and have so much fun if he doesn't respond.If Mi Da did this, Gu Ling Shiyan thought, he would kill Mi Da.

Gu Ling Shiyan rubbed the cover, opened the book again, feeling a little sleepy, the candlelight was still bright, glanced at the words inside tiredly, his eyelids felt heavy, and said: "What time is it now?"

"It's Hai hour." The attendant replied.

It is almost midnight at Haishi, and Mida will be back soon. Gu Ling Shiyan intends to take a bath and lie on the bed to continue watching. After dismissing the attendants, he finds two clothes from the cabinet, and prepares one for Mida. .After Gu Ling Shiyan came out of the shower, he was the only one in the room, and he looked even more deserted, extinguishing the dazzling and redundant candlelight in the room.Gu Ling Shiyan was sitting on the bed with a book, leaning against the head of the bed with his back leaning on a cushion. The few candles beside the bed were already bright enough. He looked at them and felt that the candles were brighter. He got out of bed and took scissors to cut them. With a short candle wick, there was the sound of rain outside. Along with the sound of the wind, he glanced at the window. The window in the room was closed tightly, and then he drew the curtains. No matter how strong the wind or rain outside, it didn't matter to him.Crawled back to the quilt that had been warmed up with great difficulty.

It's boring to wait alone. It happened that Bu Xiangchen sent something to relieve the boredom. It seemed that it was getting closer and closer to midnight. He didn't seem to go to bed so late. He could put the book aside and let himself go Go to sleep, but he wants to wait.He didn't come here today for any serious business, the coat ordered for Empress Gong Wu was almost ready a few days ago, he wanted to ask Mi Da to accompany him to pick it up, judging by the current situation, I don't know if he will go.

Gu Ling Shiyan returned to the bed, still leaning against the head of the bed, half covered with the quilt, the mattress was very soft, not as hard as his wooden bed.Keep watching, Bu Xiangchen's brain is getting bigger and bigger, but he can't get away from the yellow storm. Later, the mentally retarded shou and Gao Lenggong started to play new tricks. Gao Lenggong thought the mentally retarded chrysanthemum was too loose, so he grabbed a bag The mosquito bit the chrysanthemum of the mentally retarded shou, and the mentally retarded shou thought Gao Lenggong's cucumber was not big enough, so he also caught a bag of mosquitoes and bit Gao Lenggong's cucumber.The two teasers screamed that it was itchy, so they started to dry it with firewood, and then it became so swollen that they couldn't be pulled out, so they tossed like this for three days and three nights, and the two teasers were still alive.

"I actually inspired Mr. Hua, Mr. Hua is really amazing, he has to thank me very much." Gu Ling Siyan couldn't laugh this time, put the book on the silk quilt, and smiled to himself, His throat hurts from laughing, not only because of these two brain-dead, he went to Youmenglou to find Bu Xiangchen a few days ago, and gave Bu Xiangchen a big gift, but Bu Xiangchen tried to open it face to face, but he stopped him. Said to wait until he left before dismantling.It was a hornet's nest, it is estimated that Bu Xiangchen was stung and turned into a pig's head.Then Bu Xiangchen was inspired by this stalk, and his brain was wide open. No wonder he finished a book so quickly.

Thinking of the scene in Youmenglou, Guling Shiyan, it was a pity that he couldn't see Bu Xiangchen being stung into a pig's head, and he didn't know how Bu Xiangchen wanted to retaliate against him, but he was not afraid, he would definitely not be able to play like Bu Xiangchen he.I feel that Bu Xiangchen is getting more and more funny, and I used to be very funny when arguing with Bu Xiangchen. Bu Xiangchen always loses to him, but what annoys him is that Bu Xiangchen always makes fun of him, a cultivator.Gu Ling Shiyan picked up the book and wanted to laugh again, but he couldn't bear to read it anymore. When he saw this, he thought of Bu Xiangchen's deflated appearance. He liked to see Bu Xiangchen deflated.

"What are you doing? I'm so happy." Before Mi Da entered the bedroom, he heard Gu Ling Shiyan's laughter intermittently. Ling Shiyan was wearing a loose nightgown and leaning against the head of the bed, he didn't laugh out loud, but kept smiling, holding a book in his hand.

"You want to know?" Gu Ling Shi Yan smiled, heard Mi Da's voice, looked up and saw that the person was standing by the bed, he pulled the quilt and moved to the edge of the bed. "You don't want to know."

"When did I say that, don't you plan to tell me?" Mi Da smiled and sat down by the bed. He knew it must be some shit about Bu Xiangchen. Happy, how can he brush away the rare joy of passing away the smoke of the ancient mausoleum, he should also have fun with the passing smoke of the ancient mausoleum.

"You don't even know what Mr. Hua has in mind. I won't tell you, so as not to blame me again. You can read it yourself." Gu Ling Shiyan brought the book next to him, and turned to the fact that the two of them were bitten by mosquitoes just now. handed the part to Mida.

Mi Da seemed to be mentally preparing, and silently took the book. He was shocked by this strange yellow storm, and his whole body was not well.

Gu Ling passed by, his eyes swept over the book, he didn't want to read it a second time, the wonderful stalk was written for a long time, with twists and turns, ups and downs, and many times of pornographic things blended together, it was simply Like a big move.Mida turned another page, her face still dark.Guling Shiyan felt that the time had passed for an inexplicable amount of time. He looked at Mida's side face, who seemed to be reading the book very seriously, and was a little upset in his heart, only wondering what these things were doing so carefully.

Finally finished reading this long and wonderful stalk, Mi Da put the book on the edge of the bed, and suddenly remembered something, and asked: "You said you were going to Youmenglou the other day, is there anything you want?"

"I gave Mr. Hua a hornet's nest." Gu Ling Siyan wanted to laugh when he thought of this, and couldn't help laughing twice.

"No wonder you talk about me 'and you'." Mi Da looked understanding, and pulled Guling Shiyan who was leaning towards the edge of the bed. "I thought it was some kind of lightning that struck his head, giving him a flash of inspiration."

"He gave birth to such a thing in a flash of inspiration. It's not necessarily that he came to thank me, but he came to give you an 'apology' first." Guling Shiyan was so happy tonight that he leaned on Mida's shoulder , It's ups and downs outside, he doesn't feel it at all now.

"You can ask him some other day." Mi Da looked down at Guling Shiyan, who leaned on his shoulder and picked up the book and flipped through it. His full forehead and tall figure are particularly obvious. His mood today It wasn't particularly good at first, but since Gu Ling Shiyan was very happy tonight, these feelings can be put aside, he lowered his head and kissed Gu Ling Shiyan's forehead, and glanced at the words in the book. "You still watch."

"I'm afraid there is a flash of inspiration in the back." Gu Ling Shiyan said, Mi Da put his face next to his ear, and without taking his eyes off the book, he raised his hand to caress Mi Da's face. "Go and take a shower, I've prepared all the clothes for you."

"I want to be with you again." Mi Da looked up at the folded clothes on the foot of the bed. He didn't expect Gu Ling Shiyan to be so considerate, and he had left people in the cold for so long. Now he was a little reluctant to leave, so he looked casually After looking at the contents of the ancient mausoleum's death smoke, it is nothing more than pornography, it seems to be the same, although there are endless strange things, the movements are only a few, he feels boring before he reads it. "Why is it that the cold-hearted one helps the mentally retarded one every time, and then uses that thing to stuff the mentally retarded behind."

Guling Shiyan didn't smile this time, and said in a cold tone, "Have you learned it all? No wonder you watched it so carefully just now."

"What's the use of my learning, and you don't have to get it for me." Feeling bored, Mi Da let go of Gu Ling Shiyan in his arms, got up and prepared to take a bath.

"I think you and Master Wangchenyuan are fine, you get him to go." Guling Siyan's tone was maliciously indifferent, he didn't take his eyes off the book, he quickly turned a page, and he didn't know if he read it or not. read it.

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