Zombie [Comprehensive British and American]

Severus turned his head to avoid the face attack, and reached out to grab the chocolate frog struggling desperately... What a familiar scene.

McCoff walked into the room and saw that there were all kinds of magic tools/toys/books/snacks floating around in the room.Mycroft turned around, pointed at the room to Severus and said, "How could you tolerate him making your room like this?!"

Severus threw the chocolate frog into his mouth without changing his expression, and said in a calm tone with some sadness: "How do you think I got here all these years?"

Mycroft felt a trace of sadness for the extension behind this sentence, and patted Severus on the shoulder, "Thanks for your hard work."

Severus immediately patted Mycroft back with a deadpan face, "Reciprocity, your brother is not a worry."

After exhorting each other, the two walked into the room, and each of them grabbed the other and began to lecture.Lin Jue had a disapproving expression on his face, and Sherlock even showed disdain.For Mycroft, Sherlock's mental activities don't need his brains, and every sentence is like a barrage version. "Sherlock! You don't have to worry about my hairline anymore! They're fine! They're going to be fine! You can't save me? I'm not retiring to babysit for you! Don't talk to an unweaned You’re like a little brat! Sooner or later you’ll create a mess that you can’t clean up, and then what? Come here crying and begging my brother to wipe your ass!”

As soon as Sherlock heard it, he immediately responded with sarcasm.

Compared with the full firepower of the Holmes brothers over there, Lin Jue and Severus here are like a spring breeze.

"How many times have I said, don't let a room full of chocolate frogs run around."

"But it's cute to watch a bunch of little chocolate frogs hopping around."

"There's something cute about something so stupid."

"Then next time, it's better to put a few less ones, and just put two meanings."

"Then it won't work."

"The chocolate frog will be gone soon after you do this. What you said will be brought to Bucky, Quicksilver and Barry."

"Oh, that's right, okay."

"Come on, follow me to wash your hands."

"Okay."

Both Lin Jue and Severus went to wash their hands one after another, while the two remaining Holmes brothers in the room had risen from the incident itself to personal attacks and never looked back.

"...Put it down! You have a severe sweet tooth, I guess the blood you drink every day is mixed with ten kilograms of sugar! Congratulations! Sooner or later you will become the first zombie to get diabetes!"

"Heh! People who are stupid enough to touch drugs and weak-willed enough to be unable to quit by themselves have the nerve to call me addicted? You perfectly interpret the word weak chicken!"

"That's better than dying stupidly at the hands of your enemy's traitors! If you hadn't been lucky enough to meet Lin Jue, you would have been like this! Your epitaph should be: Mycroft Holmes, who achieved nothing in his life, died of a goldfish hand! sha!"

"That's better than the day you died of taking drugs. The epitaph is: Sherlock Holmes, who had nothing to do all his life, died as a giant human baby!"

"Fatty!"

"bad boy!"

As the war continued to escalate, it was Lin Jue who returned from washing his hands who interrupted the two of them. Lin Jue raised a Sherlock Holmes with one hand. "Okay, quarrels are quarrels, and personal attacks are not good. Sherlock, you are still young and still growing. Go back to sleep early."

Sherlock originally wanted to taunt, but in the end he held back. Compared with Lin Jue's age, he really couldn't argue.

Before sending Sherlock away, Lin Jue made an appointment with Sherlock tomorrow to continue watching his daily life as a consulting detective.Mycroft couldn't stop it, so he could only rub his head and warn the two of them not to make any more noise today.After speaking, he took Sherlock and left. In addition to sending Sherlock back, he had to personally confirm that the two of them left no trace today, especially Sherlock.

……

The next day, Lin Jue came to Sherlock's residence. Today, several clients came to the door.As a result, Sherlock didn't describe the commission at all, so he sent the person out.

"Lost the cat? It's boring. Go and look for it on the street downstairs. Next!"

"Looking for someone? No challenge. You don't need to look for it. The person you are looking for will appear soon. Next!"

"Lost something? Someone you know did it. Look around who made a small fortune and suddenly became generous. It's him. Next! Huh? Gone. Boring!"

Lin Jue looked at Sherlock from the side, and at a glance, he understood the identity, intention and content of the commission without saying a word.The eyes are straightened, the legs are close together, and the crowd is sitting obediently. When it is over, they raise their hands and applaud. "Oh~~~It's amazing!"

Sherlock couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from rising slightly, but he said: "Tch——this is nothing. It's not a challenge at all."

But soon Sherlock collapsed on the sofa like a salted fish that had lost his ideals, "It's so boring! There are no interesting cases! Give me a corpse!"

After speaking, suddenly a person came in at this time.

"Sherlock, I need you!" Someone rushed in in a panic, saw that there were still people, nodded to Lin Jue, and at the same time looked eagerly at Sherlock.

Sherlock, who was lying on the sofa, finally regained his energy and sat up, concentrating on observing, "Tch~ It's not a serial murder. Tell me, what's going on this time, Chris."

"It's Lestrade!!"

"Understood, Letus. Let's talk about the case."

"It's Lestrade. It's a child trafficking case. Now we have caught one of the suspects in the trafficking gang. We must learn from the suspect as soon as possible where the children are being held. It will be transferred or even shipped out of the country. At that time, it will be completely impossible to recover!"

"No." After hearing this, Sherlock's excited expression faded away. "Such a boring thing, don't do it."

Lestrade called out Sherlock's name in a low voice, "Sherlock! This is a very serious matter! They are all children! The suspect is very determined and very familiar with interrogation techniques. So far, no one in the bureau Get valid information out of him. Just take it for granted. Sherlock, we think we really need you right now."

Maybe it was Lestrade who succeeded, maybe Sherlock felt that the suspect was a little challenging. After listening, Sherlock bounced off the sofa. "Okay, then I'll do my best to help you with this favor. You know, I'm also very busy. You go first, and I'll be right there."

After Sherlock sent Lestrade away with restraint, he looked happy, "Forget it, there is no murder case, and this suspect can barely relieve the boredom. Another terrorist attack like yesterday would be nice!"

After listening to it, Lin Jue nodded together, then patted Sherlock on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Hey, life is messy. You can't have fun every day, like yesterday."

The two went downstairs and stopped a taxi to the police station. Lin Jue was watching the whole process. Sherlock had already deduced the address information perfectly within 10 minutes after entering.

Walking out of the interrogation room, I was still a little dissatisfied, "It took 10 minutes. Tsk——"

At this time, Lestrade came over, expressed his thanks in a hurry, and then summoned people to rush to the location to save people.

Lin Jue walked out of the police station with Sherlock, thought for a while and said, "I think there is a place that is very suitable for you."

"Where?" Sherlock asked curiously.

"Gotham City, a city full of crime." Then Lin Jue described that, the bombing of the police station is a monthly occurrence, serial killings of the dead and terrorist attacks are a daily city, and there are all kinds of criminals in it.

After Sherlock finished listening, his interest turned to lack of interest, "Forget it, I don't have any criminal art at all, and the criminal methods are too rough. I don't even need a brain to know what they are doing, and I can't catch them." It's not because they can't catch their braids, it's just the primitive means of force."

Lin Jue wanted to say that was not the case, but his stay in Gotham City was still too short to refute with specific examples.I just shrugged and skipped this topic. When I have a chance to throw Sherlock in the future, it can help the second baby a lot~ Plan to pass√

……

The conversation was divided into two parts. When Lin Jue and Sherlock helped Scotland Yard solve the problem again, McCoff met a secret person at a secret location.

"Merlin, thank you for taking the time to meet me. And I apologize for the cumbersome process of this secret meeting. You also know that these are special times. I don't want anyone else to know about my situation."

"Mycroft, I'm glad to know you're still alive. We're old friends now, why bother talking about this. I also thank you for your trust." Merlin stepped forward and hugged McCoff, expressing his excitement.

"I invite you here this time, mainly to ask you to do a little favor..." Mycroft invited Merlin to sit down, and English black tea and desserts were already prepared on the seat.

"Just speak up, and I will do whatever I can to the best of my ability. After all, I still owe you a few lives." Merlin agreed without hesitation.

McCoff naturally knows which of these people he has come into contact with over the years are trustworthy and which are not.At the same time, among the credible group of people, which ones are truly capable will surely be able to fulfill their entrustment.

Mycroft's commission is also very simple, because his identity remains unchanged now, so he wants to ask Merlin to take care of Sherlock for him when they are around. "...It doesn't need much, just help him when he gets into big trouble. It won't let him fall into the abyss, that's fine."

Merlin has always known that McCoff has a younger brother, and he is a very worried younger brother.As the nanny logistics of the ace agent, he often vomited bitterness with McCoff and shared the experience of raising children.Merlin, who fully understood the difficulty of McCoff, agreed without hesitation.Mycroft's request itself is not too much. It's not to take care of Sherlock all the time, but to reach out when his life is in danger.Of course, a few years later, Merlin deeply felt how naive he was at this moment, Sherlock, the little death expert Sherlock Holmes, as long as he wanted to, he could have his life in danger every day!

……

Sherlock and Lin Jue, who had left the police station here, returned to Lin Jue and Severus' foothold in boredom.Severus had just finished making the potion and was resting in the yard drinking tea. When he realized that Lin Jue and the others had come back, YouQi was still following Sherlock. Severus couldn't help sighing. Lin Jue was enough for him to worry about. Yes, now there is another Sherlock.

"Sev~ Sherlock seems to be very interested in potions, why don't you teach him how to make potions?"

"No. He's only a Muggle, he can't make potions."

"Sev, your tone is wrong. How can you engage in racial discrimination? Think about the last racism that was just eliminated by us."

"I'm not discriminatory! I'm just stating the facts! I'm not trying to exterminate Muggles!"

"But how do you know it won't work if you haven't taught it? Isn't there an example of Squibs successfully making potions in the wizarding world, isn't it~"

Sev thought for a while, and finally nodded in agreement.Fortunately, when I left, I purchased countless medicinal materials and crucibles.

Lin Jue had watched Severus making potions countless times before, but he had never actually operated them. Sherlock himself often did experiments and was still very interested in potions.

Severus produced two new potion sets, and three sets of ingredients.From how to handle potion materials to the operation process accurate to the second.

Severus finished speaking quickly, and Sherlock said that he had fully memorized and started to operate.Lin Jue, on the other hand, took Severus to teach him hand in hand.

"One drop! Just one drop! You add too much!"

"Wrong, this is the second one!"

"Clockwise is not counterclockwise!"

……

The professor had to intervene several times to prevent the cauldron from blowing up. On the other side, Sherlock had successfully made the potion. Severus stepped forward to check the finished product, but he heard the sound of an explosion in the gap.

Lin Jue threw the crucible into the yard the moment it exploded. After all, there was an ordinary mortal named Sherlock in the room.Severus put down Sherlock's finished product, and ran over to ask Lin Jue what he did again. Lin Jue spoke about his operation with erratic eyes, and almost every step had a little detail that was different from what he said.

Severus told Lin Jue with a dark face that he was not suitable for making potions at all, and told him not to touch the cauldron in the future.Lin Jue spread his hands, "Well, making potions is not as interesting as imagined."

On the other side, Sherlock, who started making new potions again, disagreed, "No, it's very interesting!"

Severus was barely at ease with Sherlock's operation, sighed, went to the yard to clean up the mess, used a spell to restore the yard and the blown up cauldron, and when he returned to the room with the cauldron, he saw something thrown Out the window, and then there was another explosion in the yard.

"Get the hell out of here!!! Never touch the cauldron again!! EVER!!!!" The string of reason in Severus's brain snapped completely at this moment.

The aggrieved, pitiful and helpless looks of the two people who were kicked out by Severus did not deceive Severus, after he 'ruthlessly' closed the door, the two outside the door immediately changed their faces.

"Look what's slipped away from the room~" Sherlock escaped from a notebook with an excited expression on his face.

"Oh! When did you steal it! I didn't even find out! Isn't this Sev's potion note? If he is found out, he will kill you!"

Speaking of Severus closing the door and opening it again, "The notebook flew in."

The notebook that Sherlock hid behind him the instant the door opened broke free from Sherlock's hand and flew into Severus' room.The door was closed again.

"This spell works so well!" Sherlock whistled and exclaimed.

Immediately afterwards, Sherlock went back to the last fun, lying on the sofa in the living room bored, like a salted fish that had lost its ideals.

Lin Jue was sitting on the sofa next to him eating snacks, chatting with Sherlock one after another: "Speaking of which, aren't you looking for a new apartment? How's it going?"

"I've already found it. Mrs. Hudson, who I helped her before, gave a very good discount. I've seen the house and it's pretty good. I can move there at any time. Anyway, I don't have anything."

"Then why not help you move in today~ More people are more powerful!"

The heartbeat is not as good as the heartbeat, so for the rest of the day, the two decided to move for Sherlock.In fact, Sherlock really didn't have much to move, except for a few experimental equipment and a skull buddy, he didn't have any clothes, furniture, etc., which can be said to be very streamlined.

……

After explaining the matter on the other side, Mycroft came back to the hut, and was not surprised to find that only Severus was at home. After listening to Severus' description of what happened in the afternoon, McCoff sighed.

"It seems that Lin Jue must be allowed to leave as soon as possible. He cannot be allowed to play with Sherlock for too long." Mycroft concluded.

"Must!" Severus nodded fiercely, the combined effect of Lin Jue and Sherlock is obviously one plus one is greater than two!

"When Lin Jue comes back today, I will tell him." Mycroft is very clear that the main reason for Lin Jue to stay in this world is himself. Either Lin Jue is completely assured that he has adapted to the identity and ability of a zombie, or He followed Lin Jue.The former takes time, the latter as long as you are willing.

McCoff also thinks a lot these days, and he knows a lot about this world, including the distribution of some people with special abilities in this world, but generally speaking, they are still within the reach of manpower.Unlike the X-Men, zombies, mutants, and aliens described by Lin Jue.McCoff himself is willing to go out and see more, the only thing he can't let go of is his younger brother.But McCoff also understood that he couldn't take care of Sherlock all his life, so what he did was to make a parachute for Sherlock as much as possible, so that he wouldn't fall to pieces when he fell.

"Hey..." Mycroft sighed.

At this time, Lin Jue brought Sherlock into the door, and the eyes of the two of them flickered slightly. Lin Jue looked at Sif with a flattering face, "That... Sanba, I need your help with something."

At this time, Mycroft had already seen what happened, rubbed his temples, no, he had to leave as soon as possible! !

Severus could also see it, and the two of them probably had some trouble to get this face.

"That..." Lin Jue looked at Sif, at Mycroft, and at the ceiling, "It's nothing serious, just... Sherlock's new apartment was bombed, please help me repair something."

"Sherlock, what have you done?" Mycroft no longer had the strength to condemn Sherlock.

"They did it first! It's just the gang that carried out the terrorist attack last time, but this time, Lin Jue and I have wiped out all of them!" Sherlock said without any psychological burden or guilt.

"If Severus were to repair the house overnight, he would definitely hold back his doubts. It's better to have someone redecorate it directly."

"It's not a house, it's just a small thing in the house." Sherlock said.

After hearing this, Mycroft had no objection, but looked at Severus. After all, he was asking for Severus' opinion, and it was someone else who did it.

Severus didn't care, just taking advantage of the darkness, Lin Jue Sif directly took Sherlock to Baker Street, the glass of the whole building was broken, and the room Sherlock just moved into was the hardest hit area.

In fact, what needs to be answered is very simple, that is, the skull and skull buddy that Sherlock showed Lin Jue before.

Before the explosion, Lin Jue had already noticed that there were too many people here, and he couldn't remove the bomb directly like last time, so he had to warn other residents to leave quickly and evacuate the crowd.After the explosion, Sherlock observed the suspect from the crowd, followed Lin Jue to a place where no one was there, captured the suspect and found their base through Sherlock's interrogation and reasoning, and finally Lin Jue took it all everyone.And the people from the terrorist organization didn't even meet Lin Jue. In the end, Sherlock called Redtree. Jue's shadow, then successfully took on hors de combat terrorists, adding to his career.

Mrs. Hudson was moved out in time, and although she was a little frightened, she was quickly seen away.Baker Street wasn't her only property, nor was she without a place to stay.Sherlock and Lin Jue went back to McCoff for the time being.

That night, Mycroft proposed to Lin Jue that he planned to leave with them.

Sherlock heard it from the side, and made a mocking sound, with an unhappy expression on his face.

Mycroft took Sherlock out to do ideological work, and Lin Jue was also asking Severus for his opinion.Severus had no problem with staying or leaving, just follow Lin Jue.

And in the yard, "Sherlock, I have been thinking about this matter all the time. Now I have a different identity and look at the world from a different perspective. I used to be too accustomed to the cognition of the world now." , common sense and power system. This is very detrimental to my ability to adapt to new abilities and identities. Going out for a walk helps me broaden my horizons, which is not what I can understand from reading books and thinking about it.”

"Tch - if you want to go, go, I'm much cleaner without you." Sherlock said with a straight face.

McCoff was well aware of his younger brother's temperament, so he didn't point it out, "But he will definitely come back, you can rest assured about that."

After hearing this, Sherlock still had a straight face, but his whole attitude softened.

"I hope you don't kill yourself before I come back."

"Oh, you worry about yourself. I hope you don't become bald when you come back! You should thank Lin Jue for saving your hairline by becoming a zombie in disguise. But I think even if you become a zombie, your hair loss speed is still faster than that of a zombie. Your growth rate is fast, and sooner or later you will not be able to hold on."

Seeing that his younger brother still had the strength to taunt, Mycroft was relieved.It was rare that he didn't taunt back this time, just smiled and began to recall his childhood with Sherlock.