This damn cat

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[Several characteristics of gay]

1. Love cleanliness, slight obsession with cleanliness.

Xie Lang felt that he had been hit by an arrow, so he continued to look down...

2. I have a good relationship with girls, and I have a good relationship with the opposite sex.

Xie Lang, who was often chased by girls for his flesh pads, trembled in his heart, hit the second arrow, and thought to himself: It is obviously his racial talent to please girls, shouldn't this one count?

Grit your teeth and continue to look down...

3. The length of the index finger and ring finger are similar,

Xie Lang raised his left hand and stared at the back of his hand for a while...

The slender cat claws he is proud of, the palm and fingers are perfectly proportioned, but the index finger and ring finger are actually about the same length.

I couldn't find an excuse to pull out the arrow, and continued to look down with tears in my eyes.

4. When looking at the above feature, most gays will look at the back of the hand, and most straight men will look at the palm.

Xie Lang: "........."

His uncle, who made up this article?

I only read four of them, and Mao Mao has already been hit by an arrow and turned into a sieve.

Xie Lang frantically pressed the back button of the phone several times, not daring to read any more.

Sitting on the sofa with his legs curled up in distress, the phone rang suddenly, and the cat almost threw the phone flying out of fright, thinking that the page was going to pop up a prompt: "Your test result is gay."

Fortunately no, someone called.

The strange number was not the one His Highness called yesterday, so the cat picked it up with peace of mind: "Hello?"

"Why did you leave without saying hello?" Lu Ziyao's voice was very displeased.

It turned out to be a dragon cub.

The cat was so frightened that it immediately threw the phone away and did not dare to touch it, as if its paws were scalded.

"Hello? Why don't you talk?"

"Xie Lang? Silly cat? Bald?"

Xie Lang stared, and immediately picked up the phone. He Dongmao yelled: "My hair has grown out, so don't call me that in the future. Why did you change the number again?"

"I asked the housekeeper to bring me a new mobile phone to the hospital. This number is also new. Why don't you come to see me today?"

"Why do I have to visit you every day?" Xie Lang was extremely guilty because of his reaction to the dragon cub last night: "Isn't it enough to see you last night?"

"Isn't it appropriate for me to say that?" Lu Ziyao smiled angrily: "Your Highness did this to save someone? Are you being polite now?"

"What is there to be polite about us?" Xie Lang thought that he had no money to see a psychiatrist, so he asked Dragon Cub nervously: "By the way, when you returned to China, didn't you bring my backpack back? Are you in the palace?" ?”

The other side of the dragon cub was silent for a while, feeling a little unhappy, "You only care about your few bottles of canned food."

"Is there still money?" Mao Mao, who was short of money to consult a psychiatrist, rarely put down his face to accept His Highness's sponsorship: "You said before that the bonus belongs to me, does it still count now?"

"It doesn't count, and the canned food will not be given to you."

"No, the prince cannot go back on what he said."

"Then you come to see me?"

Because of the shameful physical reaction last night, Xie Lang felt that he could no longer face the evil dragon, but he couldn't find any reason to shirk it, so he stared at the phone in a daze.

"...Okay, I understand." Lu Ziyao said, "I'll send you the bag to school, so go ahead and don't bother me."

"Hey!" Xie Lang thought that the dragon cub was going to hang up the phone, so he yelled hastily, but then he didn't know what to say, so he fell silent again.

"En." Lu Ziyao waited for him to speak.

"Are you feeling better today? Is your arm still hurting?" Xie Lang was very worried about the dragon cub, but after asking this question, he felt that asking this question seemed a bit bitch.

I didn't think so before, but after comparing the characteristics of being gay, I became suspicious and suddenly denied it: "No, no, don't tell me! I don't want to know!"

Lu Ziyao: "..."

"That...that's right..." Xie Lang said hesitantly: "Can you take a picture of your hand and show it to me?"

"What?"

"Just take a picture and send it to me directly."

The other side of the dragon cub didn't speak, and after a while, there was a "click" sound of taking a photo, and the photo was quickly passed on.

Xie Lang opened it, and saw the clean and thin palm of the dragon cub, which was an open "5" gesture.

Xie Lang felt cold, and the sentence rang in his mind: "Gays look at the back of the hand, straight men look at the palm."

The cat looks at the back of the hand, and the cub looks at the palm.

"No!" Xie Lang was eager to prove that most people would look at the back of their hands, so he said anxiously: "I want to look at the length of your fingers, and your hands should be close together."

"Why are you looking at this?" Lu Ziyao raised his head and asked.

"Don't ask! Take a quick shot! Use a pose that can tell the length!" The scheming cat tried to guide the young dragon to clap the back of his hand.

The evil dragon teased the cat in a low voice: "Where do you want to see my length?"

Xuebamao didn't quite understand this before last night. He has always been a high-cold Xueba who has no "sexual" interest.

But when he heard this, Xie Lang's face turned red up to his ears, and the phone felt hot to his ears, as if a certain secret had been exposed, and he wished to kill the dragon.

Lu Ziyao couldn't wait for the cat to answer, so he took another photo and sent it cooperatively.

Xie Lang couldn't wait to open it and saw that it was the dragon cub's five fingers together... the palm.

Desperate.

This cat life is meaningless, let's jump off the building.

"Are you ready?" Lu Ziyao asked.

"Why are you clapping your hands?" Xie Lang asked coldly.

"Didn't you let me take the picture?"

"I'm the photo that asked you to clap your hands..."

The dragon cub was silent for a while, "Then you can figure out why I clapped my hands."

Xie Lang reminded: "Can't you pat the back of your hands?"

The dragon cub didn't answer, and after a while, he slapped the back of his hand and sent it back.

"Slapping is useless now!" the gay cat angrily reprimanded, "Why didn't you slap the back of your hands in the first place?"

The dragon cub was silent for a while, and asked him: "Are you trying to find fault? If you dare to lose your nerve, I will kill you no matter how far away you are."

"No!" Mao Mao, who was identified as a little gay, was not convinced: "It's easier to tell the length from the back of the hand, don't you think?"

"I've already patted you on the back."

"I mean why didn't you clap your hands on the back in the first place?"

"What's the reason for this?" The dragon cub had given up guessing the inner world of the mysterious cat, and replied frankly: "You asked me to pat me, and you didn't tell me to pat the back of my hand."

Xie Lang's heart sank, and he suddenly faced the reality—yes, the first reaction was to see which side was easy for him.

Why did he just look at the back of his hand like this?

why?

This test must be inaccurate.

"I'm going to study, I'll see you another day." Mao Mao, who was identified as a little gay by a false test, hung up the phone in despair.

·

After being hung up by the most elusive serval cat in the world, Lu Ziyao threw away the phone, and just laying back on the pillow, he heard grandma's yelling outside the door.

It seems that there is still the voice of the father arguing.

Father is awake?

His Highness got up immediately, in order to prevent his father from offending his grandmother, so he didn't go out directly, but peeked through the blinds, and found that the queen mother was also standing behind the emperor father!

Lu Yuhan was standing between his mother and his wife at the moment, defending his queen in a low voice: "A Tong was kidnapped and imprisoned by that bastard, what does this have to do with her? How can you not let her see her son? God? Her eyes are swollen from crying."

The queen mother raised her eyes: "Has the trial result come out? She can't see the prince until she's cleared of the suspicion. This is the rule!"

The queen mother has been very angry with this daughter-in-law these days, because the deserted island servant said that Wen Qiutong got along very well with the prince those days. The queen mother suspected that the daughter-in-law was the second child's accomplice and deliberately provoked her two sons to create a life-and-death situation , The entire royal family was upset by her.

"What suspicion does she have?" Lu Yuhan frowned: "Didn't she tell you everything that happened? If she hadn't dealt with that bastard, the hostages might have died."

"How can the judge listen to the prisoner's side story?" The Queen Mother used to really like this filial, sweet-mouthed and capable beautiful daughter-in-law, but now there is so much resentment in her heart that she can't explain it clearly.

"Don't be unreasonable? Ah Tong is also a victim." Lu Yuhan grabbed Wen Qiutong's hand: "I'll take her in to see Ziyao now, she's almost worried to death, so don't be unreasonable."

Wen Qiutong kept his head down and didn't speak. Although he felt wronged in his heart, he couldn't get rid of all the ties in this matter after all.

The queen mother used to treat her like her own daughter, and even when the young couple quarreled, she protected her, so even though she was wronged, she never resisted. She really wanted her son crazy, so she asked His Majesty to say something nice for her.

Worried that her mother-in-law felt that she was causing trouble between mother and child, Wen Qiutong pushed His Majesty, stepped forward, and coaxed her mother-in-law pitifully in a low voice: "Mom, I asked the nurse and the doctor, and they all said that Ziyao is fine, but the wound is serious. Burning pain, I asked how it hurt, and I asked every few minutes, and the attending physician was harassed by me so much that he resigned..."

"Mother!" The door of the ward was suddenly opened.

When Wen Qiutong heard his son's voice, he trembled and turned his head. Tears rolled down his face instantly, his throat was so sore that he couldn't speak a word.

"Mother's queen!" Lu Ziyao walked around his grandmother, hugged his mother, and was willful for the first time since the injury: "I don't want to change the medicine, I have to wait until the pain stops."

"Fool, what medicine should I change if it doesn't hurt? Where does it hurt? Mom will rub it for you..." Wen Qiutong broke down in tears as he spoke, wiped away tears and looked up at his son, tears blurred his eyes again: "You seem to grow taller Already?"

The empress dowager felt soft-hearted after seeing it, and went to the emperor to care about her son: "The doctor said that you are weak now, so go back to bed and lie down."

"Don't lie down." Lu Yuhan took a deep breath: "Now the outside world is speculating about royal infighting. I asked someone to arrange a press conference. I said that I have been busy with the prince's transformation for the past two months, and immediately arranged for Ziyao to become an adult." Li, the mutated white dragon will definitely divert the attention of the public, let's suppress the matter first."

"It's not in a hurry!" The queen mother raised her head and said distressedly: "Look at you, your face has lost a lot of weight."

·

At noon, the servants in the palace brought the backpack to Xie Lang.

After Xie Lang finished his meal, he deposited the cash into the card, called the boxing champion, and asked him the account number for the transfer.

"My God, you finally contacted me." Kang Yao couldn't believe it: "I thought you and that little brother went abroad to work as secret agents."

"I'm sorry." Xie Lang said, "I was too busy a while ago, and I didn't have enough money after returning to China. Now I just got the cash, so I'll transfer it to you."

"What's the point? The gas fee was just kidding with you. It's just a drop-off for you guys. Don't miss out." Kang Yao asked him, "Have you returned to China? Do you live in Mobei?"

"My home is in the imperial capital."

"Really?" Kang Yao's eyes lit up, "I've come to the capital too."

Xie Lang was surprised: "Didn't you say that more than 100 million compensation should be paid for breach of contract?"

"Old Kang has found a new man." Kang Yao smiled: "So show mercy and give me back my freedom."

"That's good." Xie Lang said, "If you don't want money, I'll treat you to a meal, right?"

"Well, when are you free to invite me?"

Xie Lang is going to see a psychiatrist tomorrow, and he intends to get the replacement done as soon as possible, so he said, "Tonight."

"Tonight, I have an appointment with my friend to go to the nightclub of d·f to talk about things. Can we change the day?"

Xie Lang said: "Is the consumption high there? If not, I can go there to invite you."

Kang Yao suddenly burst out laughing: "Can you stop being so frank, kid? What level of consumption do you want? Is roadside Malatang acceptable?"

Xie Lang thought about it blankly. Actually, he didn't want to invite the boxing champion brother to eat too expensive food. The king cat usually only likes to slap his face swollen in front of girls to pretend to be fat, and it is not necessary for men.

So I answered very frankly: "Does that store still sell Malatang?"

"Hahahahaha, do you really want to invite Mala Tang?" Kang Yao felt that this brat was really cute and cute, so he cleared his throat and replied, "But you should not come to this nightclub, I will find a Mala Tang another day." Hot shop."

"Why can't I come?" Xie Lang asked suspiciously.

Kang Yao said: "d·f is gay, don't you know? You are beautiful, and you are easily harassed here."

Xie Lang was startled, and after a long moment of silence, he retorted softly: "How would I know this?"

"Huh?" Kang Yao wondered, "You look like..."

Xie Lang stared, afraid that he would say that he seemed gay, and immediately threatened in a low voice: "You dare to talk nonsense, Malatang won't let you order meat."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Kang Yao couldn't take it anymore, this kid was so cute and naturally seductive, so he gave up his morals and seduced the kitten: "How about I take you to see something new tonight?"