This damn cat

Since the cosplay recorded and broadcast videos exceeded [-] million views, various novels about cats and dragons have been overwhelming, and CP fans have spread abroad.

But Xie Lang and His Royal Highness haven't come out publicly yet, because the parents are afraid that they are young and the variables will be too big, so let them keep a low profile and wait until after graduation, if the relationship remains the same, they will make their relationship public.

Xie Lang has been obsessed with a novel these days, and when he returned to the palace after school, he stopped watching movies or playing games with His Highness, and just nestled next to the dragon cub to read novels.

Because of privacy issues, fan fiction is not allowed to directly allude to the prince, so most of Cat and Dragon's novels are original novels.

A novel that fascinated Xie Lang, not very popular, in which the prince named Louis XIX fell in love with the beautiful cat boy who wanted to assassinate him.

Louis XIX was not good at words but extremely gentle. During the battle, he fell in love with the cat demon boy at first sight, and brought the cat demon boy back to the palace.

Not only did the prince ignore the cat monster's crime of rebellion, but he also pardoned the cat monster clansman who injured him. It can be said that he is a broad-minded and open-minded prince.

Xie Lang smiled idiotically at the gentle prince in the plot, and raised his head to peek at the real Prince who was playing a game——

Lu Ziyao devoted himself wholeheartedly to the game. At this moment, he was already bleeding and was being hunted down by the enemy. There was no open-minded expression on his face. Instead, he muttered angrily: "If you dare to chase me when you are half-blooded, believe it or not!" Anti-kill you? If you have the ability, you can jump over the tower!"

As a result, the enemy really jumped the tower.

Lu Ziyao's face suddenly showed a murderous look of excitement, thinking that the first head was finally coming, so he immediately turned around to meet him!

Unexpectedly, the enemy with residual blood jumped in front of him, and suddenly opened up, the shield was thicker than the city wall!

"Damn!" His Highness fluttered his fingers in horror and wanted to back off, and angrily scolded with aggrieved face: "There is a big move, can you fucking release it sooner? If you don't let go of the team battle, keep chasing me? Can you play games!"

Xie Lang: "..."

I feel that His Highness the Prince in this novel is a bit out of character, magnanimous, reticent, extremely gentle, etc., does not exist.

It's better for Mao Mao to feel the perfect boyfriend in the novel.

Seeing His Royal Highness in the novel feeding the sick cat demon boy to drink fish soup with his own hands...

Xie Lang was so hungry, he picked up the can beside him and opened the lid, eating with relish while watching.

After reading this chapter, he habitually glanced at the comments and found that many readers were arguing——

The host: [This article is too ooc, His Highness Wuli Bailong is obviously a straight boy, sunny and humorous, rough and nervous character, your writing in this article is so gentle, delicate, reticent and melancholy, it feels too fake. 】

Reply: [Your Highness is just more straightforward on the show, how do you know that he is not gentle and delicate in life? 】

Landlord: [A gentle and delicate person can't have that style of painting, okay?This text is inexplicable, His Highness suddenly fell in love with a cruel cat demon at first sight, anyway, I can't see any advantages of this cat demon, I will feed him fish soup with my own hands as soon as I get back to the palace, just because he is beautiful ?Can the royal family lack beautiful people? 】

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This comment touched Mao Mao's sore spot, because he didn't know why the dragon cub fell in love with him, and he didn't even have the alluring posture of the cat demon in the novel.

The pink bubbles are all smashed!I don't even want to eat canned food!

The cat raised its hand and slammed the big pig's hoof that was playing games next to it, and growled, "Feed me canned food!"

"Don't move." Lu Ziyao was in a team battle, shook his arm, shook off the cat's claw, and continued to play the game.

Xie Lang: "..."

Fake, all fake, this is simply a big pig's trotter!

"I don't like you anymore!" Xie Lang hugged the phone and said sadly: "I'm going to spend time with Louis XIX."

Upon hearing this, His Royal Highness pulled out some consciousness in the midst of his busy schedule, and while playing games, he used his peripheral vision to watch out for the expression of the "flashy cat", and asked ferociously, "Louis what? Who? Do you know foreigners?"

"He is the heir to the Jess Empire." The cat introduced the background information of his new male god: "A genius boy who can speak eight languages."

Lu Ziyao didn't know that this persona was made by fans. He was jealous of him without saying a word. He stopped playing the game, lost the controller, and turned his head to stare at the cat: "How do you know? Are you a netizen? Jie What kind of empire is the Sri Lankan Empire? Why haven’t I heard of it? Aren’t you a top student? How dare you pretend to be anything?”

The cat sat cross-legged on the carpet angrily, stretched out its right hand, and handed the can to Lu Ziyao, "Hey me!"

Lu Ziyao dodged the can and threw it aside: "It's time for dinner, no snacks."

"Hey!" The cat whose can was robbed kicked its legs angrily, raised its fist, and punched the big pig's trotter shoulder without a shadow: "Give it back to me, give it back to me!"

"No, call it dinner when you're hungry. It's not nutritious, and you won't grow any meat after eating it." The big pig's trotters looked up ruthlessly, and found a small piece of sauce on the corner of the cat's mouth. He immediately looked disgusted and raised his hand He held the cat's face and gently wiped the sauce off his mouth with the pulp of his thumb.

The cat's angry little face was suddenly sunny and its eyes were shining, watching Lu Ziyao wipe his mouth.

His heart was suddenly filled with happiness, he was so easy to coax, he was just a worthless kitten, and he couldn't compare with the ruthless cat demon in the novel.

Although I often envy the perfect lover in the novel, but seriously think about it, if Louis XIX and Mao Mao in the novel were exchanged for dragon cubs, Mao Mao would definitely not change.

So what if you can speak eight languages?

So what about being gentle and considerate?

What about generosity?

In reality, Lu Ziyao can be fierce and tail-flicking, narrow-minded and silly, has a poisonous tongue, loves to sarcasm and is also funny and cute, childish and impulsive but has a unique romantic character.

These bits and pieces of advantages and disadvantages constitute the unique little dragon cub in Maomao's heart. No matter how perfect Louis XIX is, it is not as cute as the big pig's hoof.

Perhaps the cat in Dragon Cub's heart is also like this, although it is not perfect, nor is it so beautiful that it overlooks the world, but it just makes up the look that Dragon Cub likes.

Xie Lang pursed his lips and smiled, lowered his head and replied under the comment on the novel: Why do you fall in love with each other? Only by being in it can you truly understand.

**

It was a holiday on Saturday, and Wang Peng's buddies came to the palace to look for Lu Ziyao.

Fat Brother also came with a black backpack on his back, and he didn't know what was in it.

The brothers still talked and laughed together mysteriously, and then went to the attic of the East Palace together.

This group of boys would go to the attic for a secret meeting one day a week. Xie Lang wanted to follow him a few times, but Lu Ziyao made excuses to stop him.

It is said that they are studying basketball theory knowledge together, which is very boring, so I told Mao Mao not to go.

Maomao is a very careful cat, and soon discovered a problem——

Every time the group of boys went to the attic to "discuss basketball theory knowledge", His Highness would not be particularly attached to cats that night, not only would he not try to rub the edges of cats' butts, he would not even like to hug them while sleeping The cat is asleep.

Much like being satisfied in other ways.

It's suspicious.

On the morning of the weekend, while the dragon cub was out of the palace with his father, Xie Lang sneaked into the attic of the East Palace, wanting to see what "basketball cheats" were hidden in the attic.

However, this attic actually has a password fingerprint lock. Xie Lang asked the passing attendants, but the attendants all said that they did not know the password, saying that His Highness does not allow idlers to enter this attic.

It's getting suspicious.

Xie Lang squatted outside the door and tried various passwords, such as the birthday of the dragon cub, his own birthday, the strokes of the name... all failed to crack the combination lock.

Thus, Xie Lang found His Highness's personal butler.

"His Royal Highness asked me to go in and help him get a book, saying that he would study and study at night." Xie Lang told the butler solemnly, thinking that it shouldn't be strange to study the knowledge of "basketball theory" at night, right?

The butler's expression was indescribable.

As the most trusted manservant of His Royal Highness, the butler certainly knew what was stored in the attic. He said "I will study and study at night", so it must be to study various postures, which makes sense.

However, the steward asked Xie Lang: "Didn't His Highness tell you the password?"

Xie Lang lied calmly: "I said it, I can't remember it all at once. His phone can't be reached now, so I came to ask you."

The housekeeper nodded, and honestly reported the password to the scheming cat.

After thanking Xie Lang, he immediately turned around and took action, exited the Nangong Gate, and immediately ran wildly towards the East Palace!

The housekeeper was about to check on the work, when he passed by the window, he saw the cat downstairs, running towards the East Palace from the corner of his eye...

Always feel that something is not right.

To be cautious, the housekeeper tried to call His Royal Highness.

The phone got through without any hassle!

Lu Ziyao picked up the phone call from the butler, but instead of reporting things directly on the other end of the phone, he asked, "What's wrong, Uncle Qin?"

"Oh! Your Highness." The butler said with a confused face: "Just now, Mr. Xie asked me for the password of your Treasure Pavilion, and he said that you..."

"Did you tell him?" His Royal Highness on the other end of the phone said decisively!

"Yes, Your Highness, he said you..." Before the butler finished speaking, the prince hung up the phone.

It's over, he seems to have caused trouble for the prince...

After receiving the call, Lu Ziyao got out of the car directly, stretched out his dragon wings, flew back to the palace at top speed, and went straight to the attic of the Winter Palace.

Xie Lang has already entered the last digit of the password.

"Di—" The attic door opened in response.

"Xie Lang!" Lu Ziyao shouted angrily from behind: "Don't go in!"

The cat was startled by the aura of the dragon, just about to turn around, but was shocked by the picture inside the attic with the door open!

The cat stared dumbfoundedly at the room full of... the sexy posters of beauties, and the unsightly hand-figures of anime and beautiful girls on the Babaoge...

Before he could recover, the cat's arm was grabbed by His Royal Highness, and he was forcibly dragged out of the door.

The attic door was shut by the dragon.

"Who let you into the attic!" Lu Ziyao was stunned.

Xie Lang raised his head in a daze, looked at the "greedy pig's hooves" in front of him, and said in disbelief: "Didn't you say that it is all about basketball theory?"

With a look of despair on his face, Lu Ziyao scratched his head and explained: "Wang Peng and the others left these things with me, and I have to keep them a secret."

The cat's round cat eyes were full of despair: "How many times have you sneaked out of the room while I was asleep, and you came here to learn 'basketball skills'?"

"Nonsense!" Big Pig's Trotter confessed, "I just went out to enjoy the evening breeze." Because the cat wouldn't let him "further" make out, there were always times when he couldn't calm down.

Xie Lang looked at him and said tremblingly, "You actually prefer girls, don't you?"

"How is it possible?!" Lu Ziyao argued: "These things were bought when I was a child!"

"So you bought it." In fact, Xie Lang was always worried that the big pig's hoof was not really bent, and now it was confirmed, and he pushed Lu Ziyao away sadly, "You still like girls."

Lu Ziyao frowned, stepped forward to hug him, and pushed him against the wall.

"What are you doing!" Xie Lang struggled in a panic.

"prove yourself."

Xie Lang has been resisting this matter in his heart, because the pain of that night is still fresh in his memory.

During this period of time, although the dragon cub tried every means to coax him to accept it every night, of course he wanted to obey the dragon cub, but in the end he still didn't take that step.

Normally, as long as Xie Lang showed panic, Lu Ziyao would suppress his emotions and coax the cat patiently so that the cat would not be afraid.

After the mood stabilizes, if Lu Ziyao still tries to want him, Xie Lang will ask pitifully in a low voice: "Can I wait a while? I'm not ready yet..."

"Okay, of course." Lu Ziyao didn't want to behave in a hurry on this kind of matter, and the reason why Xie Lang was shadowed was because he was hurt by himself for the first time, so there was no reason to insist on making such a point Require.

What's ridiculous is that Xie Lang thought that the dragon cub was too considerate before, but he didn't expect that this big pig's trotter actually had a secret "happy" place.

Thinking of this, Xie Lang struggled: "No way! Go find your anime girl!"

The cat writhed like a loach. Before Lu Ziyao untied the zipper, he hurriedly held the cat with both hands, frowning and eagerly explained: "I collected these figures when I was young. Now I have you, but you don't let me make out. You can only imagine what you look like by the way they pose."

The cat looked angry: "Then you are still hiding in the house with Wang Peng and the others, what are you doing sneakily! Why are you so happy every time they come!"

"What are you doing?" Lu Ziyao said with an aggrieved face, "What can I and those stupid old men do?"

The cat didn't believe the big pig's trotters: "Every time they come, you ignore me at night!"

This is very wronged, Lu Ziyao explained, when his buddies reached their sophomore year, their girlfriends changed a few batches. Every time they came to watch a new movie, they would watch and talk about some of the tricks they played with their girlfriends, It will also describe the feeling of the process in detail.

These real experiences sounded very useful to His Majesty, and when he brought the kitty, his mind was overwhelmed, so at night he went to sleep with a satisfied face and fantasies.

Xie Lang: "..."

It turned out to be like this, the abstinence cat didn't expect the evil dragon to endure so hard, and it was easy to let him go.

It’s a bittersweet thing to say, His Highness has a cat, and he has to find out about the beauty of sex life from his buddies, and the problem can only be solved by brain.

A cruel cat who doesn't allow intimacy, now even throws a temper tantrum when trying to solve problems with his brain.

Unable to bear it, His Highness decided not to bear it anymore, and said with a strong attitude: "Everything in this room can be thrown away, and there is no need to seek experience from others. I want you today."

Xie Lang found that the dragon's trousers had been taken off to his knees, and he shook his head like a rattle and shouted no.

But this time, the evil dragon obeyed him without being a gentleman, and squeezed his rear end with one hand.

God is merciful, at this critical moment, an attendant who was tending the greenhouse came over pushing a tool cart.

I saw the passionate scene between His Royal Highness and the boy.

"Who told you to come here!" His Royal Highness noticed the attendant coming, and immediately put the cat down on the ground, while putting on his pants, he glared at the attendant with murderous eyes, as if the attendant was not passing the corridor, but holding a siege engine, hitting and opened his gates.

"Sorry! Sorry Your Majesty, I am on duty today and I have to go to the greenhouse for routine maintenance. I am extremely sorry!" The attendant stood at the corner of the stair railing helplessly, as if he had accidentally broken into the National Secret Biochemical Research Institute instead of passing the corridor. Base, discovered the prince's evil plan to unify all mankind.

"Then go quickly!" His Highness hoped that the attendant would disappear before his eyes in a second, so why should he go?

Coincidentally, the attendant also thought so, so he pushed the cart and rushed into the greenhouse, closing the door silently.

Just as Xie Lang was lucky to have escaped from death, he lightened up and was carried into a guest room downstairs by Lu Ziyao.

Finding the dragon cub's heart beating very fast, the cat couldn't help laughing at him: "Are you scared? Are you okay, Your Highness?"

The dragon cub squinted at him: "You will know the answer soon."

The cat hugged the dragon cub's neck, trying to change the topic: "Didn't you notice when he just went upstairs? I read on the Internet that your pterosaurs have a special organ called the tympanum. It is said that it can feel the furthest around you. How can you not feel the movement of one kilometer?"

Lu Ziyao had already closed the door at this moment, not in the mood to answer the question, and silently threw the cat on the bed.

The cat, who didn't want to go to the hospital again, didn't give up. He tried his best to distract the dragon cub, turned over, lay down on the bed, and acted like a baby to the dragon cub with his head in his hands: "Why don't you talk? Is it because your white pterosaurs don't have this function? "

"What function? When your boyfriend is a refrigerator?" Dragon Cub explained: "The drum cavity is not constantly vibrating and receiving. All my attention is on you, and I didn't pay attention to the movement two meters away."

When Xie Lang heard it, his heart of a schoolmaster was ready to move, and he became curious seriously. He interviewed the pterosaur: "Can this organ be closed like an eye?"

Lu Ziyao raised his lips and smiled: "When the drum cavity is weak, you can't feel the surrounding movement. No one keeps vibrating it at home. This kind of shock wave is similar to infrasound waves, which easily resonate with human organs and affect the health of people around. Long-term shock waves will cause people around to panic rationally."

Xie Lang suddenly realized, no wonder when there was a dangerous situation or the dragon cub was angry, standing next to the dragon cub would feel flustered.

It turns out that this is not the legendary aura, but a physiological response caused by resonance.

It seems that the domineering aura of the pterosaurs in the novel is fake, they are all biological characteristics...

Xuebamao immediately realized: "Then when you vibrate and observe your surroundings, wouldn't I be very dangerous?"

"You have to vibrate continuously for a period of time before there will be a problem." The dragon cub climbed onto the bed: "When you are by my side, you seldom vibrate for a long time, and only intermittently vibrate when necessary. Don't be afraid, my mother and my father will stay together It's been so long, isn't it okay?"

Xie Lang asked: "If you encounter a dangerous situation, will you accidentally kill me?"

"You have a really rich imagination, so you won't be so careless." Lu Ziyao comforted the cat: "Besides, when pterosaurs get close to their spouses, they often instinctively stop the shock waves. Do you remember? When my second uncle was on a deserted island , was shot by an ordinary soldier, because he saved my mother from flying to the ground, and the drum cavity stopped vibrating. From your point of view, it’s like closing your eyes and not feeling the surrounding movement, so the accident He was shot, otherwise the soldier's arm would be cut off the moment he raised the gun, this is because of instinct."

Xie Lang opened his cat's eyes in shock: "Then when you are by my side, will you also become blind?"

Lu Ziyao got on the bed on one knee, leaned over and stared at the cat: "Yes, because of you, I am blind, and you are responsible for me."

The cat's heart rate accelerated immediately, and it lowered its head and asked in a low voice, "Where is your drum cavity?"

Lu Ziyao grabbed the cat's claw and stuck it to the center of his chest: "Here."

The temperature of his chest seemed scorching, causing the cat to retract its paws in a panic, curled up into a ball, and its heart beat like a drum.

Lu Ziyao was not too tough, but straightened up and knelt on the bed, lowered his head and took out a bottle of special lubricating oil from his trouser pocket, held it in front of the cat, and promised: "I'm ready this time, I promise it won't hurt at all. .”

The gale of Harmony pulls the lamp across the earth.

The cat's last thought when she was sober—to find a boyfriend, she should find someone with a slightly matching combat power, otherwise after lingering, she would not even see the scene of her boyfriend being satisfied, and she would be exhausted and unconscious.