Host, do you trick him?

Tao Lu went to bed after [-] o'clock, and the final result was that after waking up at [-] o'clock in the morning and going to the bathroom, he couldn't fall asleep.

He tossed and turned, but he didn't feel sleepy. If he had added a stove under the sofa, he might have fried himself long ago.

"Ah! Chicken thief, hurry up and talk to me." Tao Lu counted the sheep until he was about to throw up, but he was just sleeping, no, sleeping!

"What does the host want to say?" the chicken thief said sullenly, the system would also crash if someone forcibly woke it up from hibernation.

So now he especially wants to throw Tao Lu a sleeping pill, so that the world can be clean

"I don't know either, just tell me what you want."

casual……

The chicken thief rolled his eyes speechlessly, so he really got up casually: "Let me explain the Tao Te Ching to the host, the content in it is quite useful."

"I do not want!"

"The theory of capital?"

"Neither!"

The chicken thief smiled triumphantly, and was about to say this or that and continue to sleep when a random task suddenly appeared on the task bar.

"Hey, host, you have something to do."

"Is there another mission?" Tao Lu turned up from the sofa in surprise, never being so active in doing missions.

"Well, random mission, give the mission object a sweet good morning kiss when he wakes up, thirty points."

"Is there a rule that you must kiss?" Tao Lu is no longer surprised by the scale of random tasks, but his only worry is whether Cen Ji will drive him out in anger?

"No, but depending on where the host kisses, there will be corresponding additional points."

"I'll go, and this operation? But I like it."

"Yeah, random missions are always more casual." The chicken thief became serious when talking about the mission, and continued to talk about the mission rules: "Five points for the forehead and eyes, ten points for the cheeks, three points for the chin, and twenty points for the corners of the lips. , of course lips are the most valuable, forty cents."

Tao Lu gasped when he heard that, and immediately put everything else aside. In his eyes now, his calm lips are like made of gold, full of money.

"No." Tao Lu came back to his senses and raised his eyebrows: "Why does it feel like being sold in a brothel?"

"They're all men, why are you being hypocritical? If you compare them, they will be the ones who suffer, okay?"

"That's right." Tao Lu stroked his chin and smiled wretchedly, "But I'm so grown up, is my first kiss going to be dedicated to Cen Ji? Thinking about it, it's a bit of a loss."

"You can choose to kiss the forehead, no one is forcing you."

"No! Such a good opportunity is not profitable." Tao Lu quit immediately, and said: "Besides, the task requires kissing him when he wakes up. No matter where I kiss him, things will definitely not happen. Be good." With Cen Ji's character of repaying every flaw, Tao Lu felt that he had to maximize his benefits.

"So, host, what are you waiting for? Come on." The chicken thief was almost whipping someone with a small whip, and he looked so excited that he wanted to go himself.

Tao Lu scratched his hair, then got up and put on his slippers, first went to the bathroom in the living room to brush his teeth carefully, then washed his face with facial cleanser and shaved his beard, as if he was about to go out on a date.

The chicken thief doesn't know what to say anymore, it's strange that Sao Bao is like this, and there is nothing in his heart.

Tao Lu came out after packing up and checked the time, it was ten past five, it was still early, even though Cen Ji, who usually woke up early, hadn't woken up yet.

So he went upstairs quietly with bare feet, gently pushed open the door of the quiet bedroom, and slipped in like a shadow.

Just when he was only one step away from the bed, Tao Lu's eyes blurred, and he felt as if his wrist was about to be pulled off. After the dizziness, he found that he had been pinned on the bed by Cen Ji's hands.

Tao Lu buried his face in the pillow and yelled, "It hurts, hurts, it's me, let go."

Hearing a familiar voice, Cen Ji frowned and loosened his hands, then got out of bed and turned on the light, only then did he see clearly the person who had groped into his room like a thief.

"What are you doing sneaking into my room? You want to climb on the bed while I'm not paying attention?"

Tao Lu was so questioned that he was speechless. He couldn't say that he wanted to kiss you secretly. Although this was the real reason, it sounded like climbing a bed.

So he rubbed his wrists and sat on the bed without saying a word. After all the troubles just now, Tao Lu's hair was disheveled and his clothes were disheveled, and the collar of his pajamas was torn apart by Cen Ji, revealing his delicate and beautiful collarbone and his white and round shoulders.

Cen Ji don't open his eyes, the scene in front of him is too sweet and glamorous, they are all full-blooded men, seeing the ambiguous partner sitting on his bed with the appearance of being bullied, it is inevitable that he will not be a little moved.

His throat moved, and he said calmly and hoarsely, "Put on your clothes."

"Oh." Tao Lu changed his posture and sat cross-legged on the bed. He lowered his head and struggled to pull up his clothes and a few buttons. He could button them up in a few clicks on weekdays. Trembling, I couldn't buckle a grain for a long time.

Tao Lu's collarbone and shoulders are covered, and with his head lowered, he shows off his graceful and slender neck to Cen Ji. His white skin is more alluring under the light, making people want to bite Take a bite and taste.

Cen Ji stared at the white and tender neck, thinking that Tao Lu must be tempting him, no, he must stick to his heart and not condone this bad habit, even if he wants to go to bed, he can't... in a deformed relationship.

Rubbing his forehead, sighing, Cen Ji stepped forward helplessly and knelt down on the bed on one knee, a pair of hands that were bigger than Tao Lu and with well-defined joints gently pulled his hand away, and then carefully buttoned his buttons one by one, solemnly and solemnly. It looked as if some kind of sealing ceremony was being carried out, not only to seal Tao Lugou's charm, but also to seal a certain primitive impulse in his heart.

After buttoning the top slit, Cen Ji reluctantly let go of Tao Lu's collar, and when he was about to back away, a pair of arms wrapped around his shoulders, and Tao Lu's face approaching quickly came into view.

At this time, it was too late to push the person away, and Cen Ji turned his head quickly in a hurry, but he was still half a beat behind, and was kissed by Tao Lu at the corner of his lips.

The moisture at the corner of his mouth reminded Cen Ji of what happened just now. After a moment of sluggishness, Tao Lu slipped out of his embrace like a fish, and then "snapped" downstairs with bare feet. As if caught.

Cen Ji kept the posture before Tao Lu left for a long time, and did not move until his legs were numb to the point of unconsciousness, and slowly stroked the corner of his upper lip where he had been kissed, it seemed that there was still the softness of the lips when they were printed on it. The sense of touch, for no reason, makes people's heartstrings vibrate endlessly, and also... nostalgia endlessly.

Tao Lu went downstairs and locked himself in the bathroom to avoid being chased and killed, sat on the toilet and patted his chest, took a deep breath, he was frightened to death, his heart was beating so fast that he was about to fly out, afraid that Cen Ji would catch him Another spanking, he might as well die.

Chicken thief: "Master, are you really sure that this is the reason for the rapid heartbeat?"

Tao Lu: "Next time you spy on my thoughts, I'll drag you out and spank you."

Chicken Thief: "I was wrong, what the host says is what it is."

Tao Lu came over slowly, and said with some regret: "Why are you hiding? My uncle even offered a kiss himself, and he still won't let me kiss you. Tsk, be stingy. Curse him for not being able to find a wife in this lifetime."

Chicken thief: "It's okay, it's okay, twenty points is not bad, we got a total of fifty points for this mission, which just offset yesterday's consumption."

Tao Lu counted with his fingers, and said dissatisfied: "But yesterday, another daily point was deducted, and I lost another 1 yuan."

Chicken thief: ...

Regarding the host's behavior of consciously exchanging points for money, he has no power to complain, well, love of money is also a kind of cute personality, isn't it?

Bah, it's a ghost, misers are the most annoying thing, okay?

The author has something to say: lovely little angels, please leave a message, I really need your spiritual support_(:з」∠)_