On the unfortunate days in the underworld

"Mr. Hui Mingxing received the decree: You are unstable, stupid and vile, hurt the righteousness of your colleagues, and lost the virtue of a fairy. If you think of your first offense, although you will not be punished severely, you will be severely punished, so as to serve as a warning to others and help the might of the sky. Limited to one Take him to the underworld within a few days, go through the reincarnation of three generations, and go through a hundred years of hardships before returning to the heaven." After Zhong Yingtian finished reading, he handed the imperial decree to Huiming with a smile, and comforted him: "Xingjun, the mortal world A few years, but a few moments in the sky, it's like going out for a while, and I will be back soon, so there is no need to worry too much."

"Little Immortal understands that the Jade Emperor is extrajudicial." Huiming replied with a blushing face.

"That's great, then I'll wait at the door, and you can go with me after Xingjun packs up." Zhong Yingtian said relaxedly.

"Thank you." Huiming cupped his hands, and after Zhong Ying left, his face began to burn hotly again. Three years ago, he was still an ordinary person, but he was naturally addicted to food, and he still liked those weird faces. Shi, on a long journey, accidentally ate the flesh and blood left by the divine beast under Yuanshi Tianzun's throne and became a fairy, and became a legend in the Three Realms for a while. The strange thing is not that he has such a fairy fate, but how he He ate that black mass.To this, his answer at that time was only three words: "I'm hungry."

From then on, all the gods in the heavens looked at their car very nervously, for fear that if they were not careful, they would be swallowed alive by this one, and Huiming also felt everyone's hostility, so he restrained his temper and drove in the mortal world. Even though he comes from a scholarly family, once he is serious, he still looks a bit fairy-like and unflappable. When everyone sees that he is not as barbaric and rude as they imagined, they all feel relieved and start to interact with him normally.

When everything was going on the right track, during a leisurely stroll, Huiming accidentally walked into a garden, and smelled an intoxicating fragrance wafting from it, he yelled twice and no one answered, so he couldn't help the temptation to leave After entering, I didn't expect to walk a few steps, only to see clusters of flowers, surrounded by bees and butterflies, each flower stamen bears a thumb-sized fruit, the appearance is white, only a touch of red in the middle.

"Is anyone there, is anyone there?" Huiming called a few more times. After confirming that there was no one there, he couldn't help but pick one and put it in his mouth. Unexpectedly, as soon as he put it in, the fruit immediately melted into water, and he felt sour in his mouth. It was sweet, and an indescribable crispness hit his whole body, which left him with a long aftertaste.

"Eat the last one." Huiming said to himself, and he put another one in his mouth, but this time the taste was extremely spicy again, and there was a little numbness in the spicy, the whole person was terrified. After being stimulated once, after sweating all over his body, he felt indescribably relaxed.His hand couldn't help stretching out towards the next one...

"Eat another one," "Eat another one", "Eat another one..." Huiming couldn't stop picking the fruit, and just after he put the last one in his mouth, suddenly a body came from behind him. scream,

"Who is there?"

Huiming came back to his senses, and saw Master Ziyang looking at him with astonished eyes, and when he slowly turned to the bare flower cluster behind him, he cried out "Ah", rolled his eyes, and fainted past.

At this time, Huiming realized that he should have caused a big disaster.

Only later did he know that this flower group was cultivated by Master Ziyang privately and watered day and night with fairy dew. It bears fruit only once every 500 years. The fruit can be made into five-color wine, which can beautify the skin and rejuvenate. Dedicated to the Queen Mother, Huiming was given the opportunity to come in today because of Xiantong's playfulness, but he didn't expect Huiming to be so bold that he didn't even keep one of them.

After this incident spread, it also shocked the Three Realms, especially the Queen Mother was furious. Although the gods have a long lifespan and profound blessings, they also have some hobbies that are unknown to everyone. As the head of the West Palace, the Queen Mother is naturally very angry. The focus was on appearance and demeanor, but this matter was not big or small, so the Jade Emperor came up with a way to reconcile it, let Huiming go away for a while, and when he came back, the story would naturally change.

"Huiming, that's great, you haven't left yet." A voice came from outside the door, Huiming came back from the thoughts of the past, he watched his good friend Wenquxing come in with a box, Grabbing him with one hand, he said, "Huiming, look, the food I just asked someone to cook has gone cold in a while."

Huiming glanced at it, and said sadly: "It's because of eating that I fell to this point. I'm going to reincarnate soon. I don't have any appetite now."

Wen Qu thought for a while and felt that what he said was right, and said sympathetically: "Actually, it's nothing, isn't it just the third generation? A mortal's lifespan is so short, and he is about to die before he has done anything. Besides, you have become an immortal so early. Immortal The fate must be deep, and after this experience, maybe there will be some good opportunities, I remember that when Emperor Wenchang was traveling in the mortal world, he once encountered great supernatural powers..."

The more Wen Qu talked, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help dancing. When he came back to his senses, he found that the box in front of him was empty.

"You, you, didn't you say you have no appetite?"

"But I'm hungry." Huiming burped, still looking sad and melancholy.

"Okay, let's go when you're full, this time Mr. Si Ming Xing said, your third life will live without any pain, so just go and relax." Wen Qu patted his shoulder and said encouragingly.

Seeing his confident appearance, Huiming felt that he should be more optimistic, isn't he the third generation?Thinking of being a mortal, he became a fairy in more than 20 years, and he has not experienced much life in the mortal world. This time he can take a good look at it. Thinking of this step, his mood instantly relaxed a lot. After saying goodbye to Wen Qu, He went to the underworld with Zhong Yingtian.

"Mr. Xing, I have arrived at the gate of hell. My mission has been completed. You can go see the King of Hades by yourself." Zhong Ying sent him to the door, and was about to turn around and leave, but unexpectedly, his waist sank. It turned out that Huiming was holding him tightly. .

"No, no, I'm afraid, you'd better send me in." Huiming looked at the three-foot-high stone gate in front of him, and didn't feel a little chill all over. It looks like a lot of blood has dried up, and the word "Ghost Gate" is engraved on the top of the door. The crooked and twisted font does not make people feel inappropriate at all, but it has a strong sense of deterrence.

Seeing that he was so timid, Zhong Ying couldn't bear to leave him at the door, so the two stepped into the gate of hell together.As soon as I walked in, I saw a ghost came over respectfully, and said cautiously: "Dare you two come from the heaven?"

Just as Zhong Ying was about to answer, Huiming suddenly yelled. It turned out that a half-headed ghost floated past him, startled Huiming, and then was so frightened that he fainted in Zhong Ying's arms.

"This is the reincarnated person who was ordered from heaven. You hand him over to Hades. I'll go back first." Zhong Ying looked embarrassed. He didn't expect that a mere ghost could scare Huiming like this. To keep embarrassing himself, he handed Huiming over to the ghost messenger, and left here as quickly as possible.

The author has something to say: This is a work when I was in college, when I was naive, ignorant, optimistic, cheerful, and stupid. In fact, the writing is quite fresh and lovely in my opinion now. The main purpose is for you to make a comparison. It brings out the complexity of my thoughts, the depth of my philosophy, and my unique perception of social phenomena. If you think I am not as good as I wrote before...

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