My online enemy is my wife

At home, Yanqin was lying on the sofa, staring at the WeChat interface in a daze.

On the WeChat interface, among the normal "Tang Fei", "Mo Xiao" or "Gouzi" friends, the comment name "Ruan Meng Ruan Meng Xiao Feng or" is extremely eye-catching.

Although Yan Ci doesn't know many characters, but the name of the note is so long, he is still a little curious, "Brother, why is Brother Feng's name so long?"

Because he is so cute...

Yanqin really wanted to say this, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He pinched the child's face and said softly: "Mom must work overtime all night. You will stay with me tonight. I will send you back to Jingyunyuan to sit in tomorrow morning." The school bus goes to school, okay?"

"Okay." Yan Ci nodded.

Before Yan Qin got home, Mother Yan left Yan Ci behind because of a major breakthrough in her case and hurried back to the office to work overtime.Yanqin was used to this kind of thing, and after discussing with Yanci, he coaxed him to do his homework.

The first-grade children don't have much homework, and they can finish it in half an hour at most, so Yanqin simply told Master Hua and the others, and set the solo time for an hour later, which is nine o'clock in the evening.

Just after leaving the group chat, Yanqin received a message.

Siyu: "Brother, you forgot to take the down jacket you sent to the dry cleaner, I will send it to you on weekends?"

Yanqin: "You can find a courier to send it over. Honestly, don't try to find excuses to come to Yicheng."

Siyu: "Hmph, rare!"

Yanqin looked at the dialog with his cousin, thought of something for no reason, and typed: "I want to ask you something. You can change your deskmate when school starts, are you the class committee?"

Yan Siyu over there seemed to be stunned, and it took a while to reply.

Siyu: "It's the same table, not the class committee, what's wrong? Why do you suddenly care about this?"

Yanqin smiled, "Why, can I take care of my cousin?"

Siyu: "Don't. The last time you cared about me, you gave me three sets of real exam papers for the senior high school entrance examination. Because you gave them to me, my mother asked me to finish them, and I almost vomited. Damn, think about it, I just took the senior high school entrance examination. , I will have to take the college entrance examination three years later, so I can't wait to travel to 10 years later and enjoy the fruits of my labor in the future."

Yanqin: "..."

Siyu: "It's getting too far, what do you want to ask, ask quickly! Girls in the middle school entrance examination, it's time to do self-study questions at night! When I enter the third middle school, I will definitely slap you in the face with the three sets of real questions you gave me Go! Let you cheat me!"

Yanqin: "If your new deskmate tells you that he will supervise you in the future and prevent you from skipping classes and violating discipline, will you agree?"

Siyu: "Promise? I just slapped him on the face. Are you sick? It's not my parents, and it's not the class committee. Where did you come from to want to control my old lady! Wait...you ask this suddenly, there will be no one." Which scheming bitch with a watery head wants to use this special method to get your attention. Fuck, are you high school students so low in flirting?"

Siyu: "Brother, your new deskmate is too weird, change your seat quickly. Don't be a gentleman to this kind of scheming bitch, really, trust me, go and change your deskmate. "

A scheming bitch with a flood of her brain silently opened a certain treasure, and placed an order for five sets of real high school entrance examination questions.

As for changing the tablemate, it's impossible, it's impossible in this life, his new tablemate is so cute.

Thinking of the way he blushed when Feng or promised himself, Yanqin wanted to change his WeChat note name again.

At 10:[-], Yanqin turned on the computer [-] minutes earlier, and was about to log in and wait for Master Hua and the others to go online. Unexpectedly, there was a temporary maintenance update for the game, so he posted a screenshot in the group.

[11 Shuai: It will take some time to update, and it may not be on time at nine o'clock, just to talk about solo rules]

[Have you returned the flowers: There are no rules, just two wins out of three.The four of us played solo queue together in a tuba, and the points were counted according to the rules of professional solo competitions.If your score is higher than all three of us, you win; if one of the three of us has a higher score than you, we win. 】

[The humblest and worst brother: Our tuba is in the high division, it is easy to be ranked in the same round, if we are not ranked together, we just quit.I originally wanted Brother Hua to find a friend in the professional circle to help us open a custom room, so I don't need to bother others. 】

【Su Yan: Pfft, you guys are afraid of losing the game and being ashamed】

[11 Shuai: They have long been ashamed. what about keyia? 】

[I won't borrow money, and don't @我: yes.Little 11, don't be too arrogant, be careful of overturning in the gutter. 】

[The humblest and worst brother: Gou 11, you just wait to read the same humanities with Asdf, I asked Su Yan to prepare a big gift package for you! 】

[Su Yan: Well, don't say that, it's just a fan set by ABO.I really didn't expect 11 and A God's CP fans to have big hands, that car is really fast and stable, and I am satisfied. ()]

[Ten years later, Lanbo: What is an ABO? 】

[Muda Muda: Damn, is ABO so ruthless, Sister Su Yan. 】

[Jump up and hit you on the head: Same question, what is abo? 】

[Have you returned the Huabei: 11 Now kneel down and call Dad, delete our black history, Master Hua, I can consider letting you go. 】

[Su Yan: @十年后蓝波@跳起来打你的 head, you better not know what abo is, and never go to Baidu...]

【Ten years later, Lan Bo: ... I'm sorry, I'm already on Baidu, you rotten girls are too scary.How can a man give birth to a child, this damn...]

[Jump up and hit you on the head: I often feel that I am incompatible with you perverts.jpg]

[11 Shuai: Hehe, the three of you should think about what kind of cat-eared maid outfits to buy, a bunch of losers. 】

Yan Qin sneered, a group of defeated generals, how could he capsize in the gutter...

Twenty minutes later, after the end of the first game, Yanqin looked at the settlement page, his face darkening.

Although he ate the chicken, but counting the head points, the No.2 Huaye actually got 30 points more than him, and the No.3 keyia also got the same points as him.

Fuck, these three old bastards! ! !

No wonder they didn't find friends in the professional circle to open a custom room, no wonder they asked not to broadcast the game live, and the co-authors wanted to form a malicious team!Hua Ye is a retired professional player, and Keyia and his younger brother are also skilled. The three of them maliciously formed a team, and they really blocked and killed gods and Buddhas. Ordinary players didn't even have the chance to kill each other.

Yanqin gritted his teeth, but the solo match had already started, and he didn't make it clear when he started to formulate the rules. In Keyia's words, he deserved to capsize in the gutter.

The second round started, and all four of them were in the same round without needing to rearrange. Yanqin hesitated for a while when choosing the skydiving point, and finally changed the skydiving point to Paradise Resort.

This route has the most people in resorts and training bases. Based on Keyia's habit, they will definitely go to the training base to clear people first.In this case, then he will clear the resort first, it is best to get a good sniper, and then go to the training base to snipe Keyia and the others.

When skydiving, Yanqin, who hadn't hoped for luck for a long time, silently recited the names of various gods, begging himself to give him a hand. He really didn't miss his fandom with Asdf.

"...God, you've cheated me for so long, I don't care about my health and the high school entrance examination. As long as you can let me get a good gun this time, it doesn't need much, just a good gun. If it can be achieved, I promise……"

After landing, Yanqin quickly entered the room, and in front of him was the very familiar S12K, which he had been trolling all year round.

"I/Fuck/Your uncle!" Yan Qin couldn't hold back the swearing, and just picked up the gun when he heard gunshots from the next room.

bump!

Yujie controlled Lolita and knocked down Asdf with VSS.

Yanqin's eyes lit up when he saw this announcement, and he had an idea in an instant.