My online enemy is my wife

Teenagers don't get enough sleep every day, and they don't have an alarm clock or they can sleep until 12 noon.Before going to bed, Feng or didn't know what he was thinking. After setting the phone to turn on at a certain time, he turned off all the alarm clocks in one go.

Because of the excessive mood swings during the day, Feng or didn't sleep well/stable that night, so when he heard the ringtone, he woke up almost instantly and reached out to touch the phone by the bed... Looking at the phone that didn't have any incoming calls, Feng Or was stunned for a while, until the sound of the video doorbell came from the hall, and he got up and opened the door and rushed out.

"Hello?" Feng You pressed the answer button with trembling hands, vaguely understanding why Yanqin asked his house number yesterday.

"Good morning, classmate Feng, please open the door." In the video, Yan Qin smiled and waved at the camera.

Feng You frantically pressed the door open button, and he didn't recover until the video call was automatically hung up.

Morning call also brought to the door?

Yanqin is coming to my house?

Fuck!

Feng or suddenly realized that he was still wearing pajamas, and he hadn't washed yet!

Almost at the fastest speed ever, Feng or rushed back to the bedroom while changing clothes while praying that the elevator would come up slower, and it would be better if someone could come in and out in the middle to waste some time.

However, just as Feng or had put on his clothes and hadn't had time to wash up, there was a knock on the door.

Feng You was really embarrassed to let Yan Qin wait for him to wash at the door, so he could only open the door with a blushing face, stammering: "I...I haven't washed yet, you come in and sit first..."

"Brother Feng, good morning."

The soft and cute child's voice sounded a little timidly, Feng You lowered his head in suspense, only to realize that Yan Ci was there.

"Morning, classmate Feng." Yan Qin smiled.

"Morning... good morning." Before Feng Ru could react, he backed away blankly and let the two brothers in.

Yan Qin held Yan Ci in one hand, walked in with a lot of things in the other, and swept around without any trace. Sure enough, he was the only one in Feng or's house.

"Go wash up, I bought breakfast, mind if I borrow the kitchen?" Yanqin smiled.

Feng Or shook his head, and said in a low voice, "There is usually no one in my house, you...you can do whatever you want."

After finishing speaking, Feng or almost mechanically went to the bathroom to wash up. Amidst the sound of water, he vaguely heard Yanqin and his younger brother saying a few words, and then there were various noises from the kitchen.

After sealing or washing and walking out, I saw a variety of breakfasts on the dining table, such as tofu, soy milk fritters, steamed buns, porridge...boiled eggs.Yan Ci was biting a hard-boiled egg with a sad face, and immediately scooped up a spoonful of salty tofu and ate it. He obviously didn't like it, but he still ate it with a sad face, which really made people laugh.

Seeing his aggrieved expression, Feng Or's nervousness finally eased a little, and he asked Yanqin in a low voice, "Why did you buy so much?"

"I don't know what you like to eat, so I bought some of everything. Is there anything you like?" Yanqin was pouring the sauce on the tofu nao, and asked sideways, "Do you want tofu nao? Sweet or sweet? Salty?"

Hearing Yanqin's words, Feng He's heart beat a little faster. He subconsciously glanced at Tofu Nao, and licked his lower lip, "... yes. Eat, salty."

Yanqin smiled, "It seems that you like tofu nao, do you like soy products?"

Feng Ru nodded, he really liked soy products since he was a child, whether it was tofu or dried tofu, he liked them all.

Yanqin handed Feng He the seasoned salty tofu nao, and made himself a salty one, eating while saying: "My mother left Yanci with me last night for something urgent, so I'll take it this morning. Got to send him here to change and put him on the school bus. Did I scare you by bringing him here so suddenly?"

Listening to Yan Qin's explanation, Feng Or's ears turned red, and he shook his head lightly.

Yanqin didn't try to tease Feng or talk, the three of them enjoyed their breakfast quietly, occasionally Yan's hands were short and he couldn't get what he wanted, before he opened his mouth, Yanqin and Feng or handed him what he wanted at the same time.

The little guy is very well-behaved, and he will keep the breakfast given by the two of them, but obviously he can't finish so much, so he politely eats the breakfast that was sealed or handed over, and then quietly returns what Yan Qin gave him. Chin.

After going through this cycle twice, Yanqin pretended not to see anything Yan Ci wanted, and let him get it for him.

After eating breakfast, Feng Ru and Xiao Yanci established a friendship. The little guy called Brother Feng very smoothly, and he was no longer shy at the beginning.

No, after Feng Or took the initiative to say that he was washing the dishes, Yan Ci followed Feng Or to the kitchen with his own bowl, saying that he would also help.

Yanqin clicked his tongue in his heart, sympathizing with his little dog who failed to get Yanci to get close to him after a winter vacation.

How should I put it, the members of their Lao Yan family are all Yan dogs, or is it true that Feng He is related to their Lao Yan family?

Yanqin glanced at the one big and one small who were busy in the kitchen, looked around but didn't see the tablecloth, so he took two pieces of paper to wipe the table.

Woohoo, the phone in Yanqin's bag vibrated violently, it was Mo Xiao who pulled him into a group, the name of the group was very flamboyant, it was called: Sanzhong Yanzhi Concentration Camp.

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: I officially announce that Yicheng No. [-] Middle School and Class [-] of Senior High School have been established. 】

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: First of all, everyone, please modify the name of the note, if you have a job, write a job, if you don’t, please feel free, it’s better to have something unique. 】

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: For example, like this one, @校草-燕萨. 】

[Big Shuai-Chen Yuan: Okay, I understand, monitor, look at my remarks, does it perfectly show my characteristics. 】

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: Very good, perfectly showing your shamelessness. 】

The class group was full of giggles, and many people followed suit and named themselves notes, such as Kugai, Big Eyed Girl, Handsome Bu Yaode, all kinds of things, Yanqin wanted to quit the group instantly.

After 5 minutes of trouble.

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: @校草-Yanqin, Brother Lang, can you contact Shangfeng?I don't have any friends with him, so I couldn't pull him into the group, and my friend application failed. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Looking at it this way, the whole class is short of Brother Feng not coming in. 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: Yes, he is the only one missing. 】

Yanqin glanced at the mobile phone on the table, and typed: [Wait, let me tell him. 】

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: I knew Brother Lang had a way. 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: Brother Lang is amazing.smile.jpg]

[The handsome guy-Chen Yuan: ... the whole class is probably only Brother Lang who can talk to him. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: No!And me, although I only said one sentence, and then he kicked the stool. 】

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: Shut up, you sand sculpture. 】

[Forward-Direction: The original class 7 told you that you should be glad that he didn't kick you, otherwise you would be able to ask for leave today, fat man. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Damn, is it so cruel?Hugging my brother Lang's thigh tightly, trembling. 】

Yan Qin typed: [Thank you, there are no fat people in my family. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: The face of a strong man is humming.jpg]

There was a row of puking expressions in the group, Yanqin looked up at Feng He who was still washing the dishes, and shouted, "Brother Feng, can I unlock your phone and pull you into the class group?"

It was the first time he heard Yan Qin call him Brother Feng, Feng Or's hand holding the bowl shook, and he turned his head to look at Yan Qin, his ears turned red, he wondered if Yan Qin would guess his lock The meaning of the screen password, whispered: "Okay, the password is 111101."

Hearing so many 1's, Yanqin was stunned for a moment, didn't say anything more, picked up Feng or's phone and started to operate both sides at the same time.

So this notification appeared in the group.

——Yanqin invited [fs] to join the group chat.

——You have a mutual friend with [cute-写或] in the group, click to add friend.

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao:? ? ? ? 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Did I not wake up, or am I blind? 】

[The handsome guy-Chen Yuan: Damn it! ! ! 】

[Forward-direction: Damn! ! ! ! ! ! 】

A row of people in the class group spoke one after another, expressing whether they were dazzled.

Yan Qin coughed, and when he saw the system prompting to change the name of the note, he didn't stop for a while, and hurriedly typed: [cough, I changed it. 】

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: I'm startled, brother Lang, don't make trouble, if brother Feng starts to fight, brother, I can't stop him. 】

[Big handsome guy-Chen Yuan: Brother Lang, you are really hot, really! 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: Hey, raise your hand and ask, Brother Lang, you don't seem to be in management...]

[Forward-direction: What? 】

Yanqin had nothing to hide when he did it by himself, so he simply typed and said: 【The mobile phone is in my hand. 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Mom, I...]

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Damn it, Brother Lang, you...]

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: No, you two are on your way to school together?Isn't your home in a different direction? 】

After Feng or finished washing the dishes, he came over after drying his hands, and saw Yanqin smiled meaningfully at him, returned the phone to him, and typed quickly with his fingers.

[School Grass-Yanqin: We just finished breakfast and haven't gone out yet.Also, I didn't say I have a home in the same neighborhood as his? 】

Feng or picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the group chat and saw a message, which was the one sent by Yan Qin.

【Cute-Seal or:...】

cute? ! ! !

Feng Ru tilted his head to look at Yanqin in disbelief...

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: ...I didn't say that. 】

【Discipline-Tang Fei: O__O"...your home?】

Seeing that his eyes were wide open and he was looking through the pages of the records, Yan Qin suppressed a smile and continued to type: [Well, it is the same community, the same floor, but the unit building is different.I had breakfast at his house today, do you envy or hate it? 】

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: I don't envy, I don't envy, I don't hate, Brother Lang, please be normal, I have low blood pressure, I'm afraid I'll faint early in the morning. 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: Except, I don't know what to say. 】

[The handsome man-Chen Yuan: ...]

[Forward-direction: I suspect that I have crossed. 】

After flipping through the cover of the record, my hands were shaking and I didn't know what to say.

【Cute-Seal or:...】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Brother Lang, can you be more normal, is double opening interesting?How about singing oboe!Ellipsis, ellipsis, ellipsis shit!Also, the cute seal may be too hot on the eyes, you should change it quickly.The school bully is so cruel, how cute is it. 】

Yan Qin looked at Tang Fei's news and shook his head helplessly. He really didn't know what to say about Tang Fei's luck.

[School Grass-Yanqin: 2 minutes ago, I blocked or returned my phone. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: ...]

Tang Fei, who had just finished breakfast and was about to go out with his schoolbag, silently looked at the group chat interface. Is it too late for him to call Lao Xiao for sick leave?

He offended the school bully twice in a row, can he really graduate from No. [-] Middle School alive?