My online enemy is my wife

"It's past 12 o'clock, have you had lunch yet?" Yanqin asked while eating his lunch, plugging in the earphones on his phone.

Yanqin said in the class that he turned to the CP building during dinner, not a joke but a fact, otherwise he wouldn't have found out that the post was gone now.

Feng Ru also put on the earphones, and replied, "I ate breakfast late, and I'm not hungry yet."

Yanqin frowned slightly, and said helplessly, "Do you want me to give you morning calls on weekends too? It's fine to sleep in on weekends, but don't mess up your meals, it's not good for your stomach."

"I, I'm going to order takeaway." Feng You stammered.

As soon as Feng You opened the app for ordering food, he heard Yanqin say, "I've settled the matter of joining the group, go and have a look? I guarantee you and them will be satisfied."

Feng or immediately looked up at the computer screen.

When the two of them were on the phone, the CP fans in the group were anxious, excited, and even encouraged to let Yanqin join the group.

[Qingfeng is real: Brother QAQ Lang sent another application, woo woo...]

【Duo Mi: What is his stepping stone this time?I was really moved by the official food just now. 】

[Yan Fengyan: Duo Mi, don't make trouble. Brother Lang is really going to come in. I dare not say a word. It's too embarrassing to drag a car in front of the rightful owner. 】

One of the masters staying in the group, thinking of those fragmented cars that Yan Fengyan drove in the group chat, his ears started to turn red again.

[Number One in the Universe: Please, don't let Brother Lang come in, I don't want to die. 】

[Can't draw: shivering.jpg]

[Open your mouth to eat: I also want to know what the stepping stone is? 】

[There is only one breath left: Don't be impatient, post pictures quickly.Let me see what kind of tricks the school grass can cook. 】

[The breeze is real: Screenshot.jpg]

Everyone in the group clicked on the picture, and Feng or held his breath nervously.

——[Yanqin] applied to join the group [Chaotic Evil], additional message: Thank you for protecting my privacy and Feng Or's.Do you want to go to the old Ford? If so, please tell me the tag.

Old Ford?

Feng You had question marks all over his head. Although he knew a little about the corrupt circle, he still couldn't understand some slang words.

Lu Haoyu also looked confused, but the girls in the group exploded.

[Open your mouth to eat food: Oh my god... Brother Lang is so understanding, he really understands it too well, why didn't we think of Old Ford.I don't know the tag name, who can find my Qingfeng CP among the huge number of colleagues! 】

[Tao Xixi: Woooooo... Brother Lang said thank you, why is he so gentle, I want to be a girlfriend fan again. 】

[Or just to enjoy the breeze: No way! ! !Brother Lang must belong to Brother Feng, my Qingfeng CP is reversible and cannot be dismantled! ! ! 】

[Qingfeng is real: No, Brother Lang's wife can only be Brother Feng! ! ! 】

[Yan Fengyan: Old Ford is a good place, we can move all the stuff of my colleagues there, as long as the photos and information of the two of them are not exposed, it's totally fine!Brother Lang is awesome, and the cooking end points out the way forward, it can't be more awesome! 】

[There is only one breath left: Okay, let's do it! 】

The junior high school senior made a final decision, and the group owner immediately rejected Yanqin's application to join the group, stating in the reason for the rejection: Dong Lan.

Feng Or was still in a daze, and Yanqin's chuckle came from the earphones, "It seems that the tag is called Dong Lan. But if you tell me so simply, I think they must have a hidden tag for driving or something." .”

Feng He's mind went blank for an instant.

Why on earth do you know so well!

Can you give your CP fans a little life!

"What would the hidden tag be?" Yan Qin didn't hide it at all, and simply guessed, "Dong Lan can't drive, Qingfeng tag is taken by someone else, they will definitely create a brand new tag. Seal? Seal? Or simply seal R..."

"But I heard that the old Ford needs to use external links to drive. What is the name of the famous Alphabet website?"

"You don't need to go over the wall, you can go directly to the website."

……

Feng Or couldn't take it anymore, and hung up Yanqin's call for the first time.

Here, Yanqin was about to go crazy from laughing.

Yanqin opened the app store and downloaded and installed the old Ford. After registering an account, he did some research and found and subscribed to the Donglan tag.

There are only two Q-version pictures in Dong Lan's tag now, and Yanqin remembers that these two pictures are the Q-version pictures of him and Feng or Jumping Window.

Compared with the post bar with powerful thumbnails, the clarity of old Ford's pictures is obviously several grades better.

Yanqin didn't even think about it, so he saved the picture, and used his Q version as the profile picture of the old Ford account, and the one... Yanqin was hesitant to use it as a QQ account, which is 11 handsome avatar.

Yanqin only hesitated for a second before decisively changing his profile picture.

Changed his avatar, looking at the little man with fierce breasts who jumped out of the window with a stern face, Yan Qin was in a good mood, so he poked Master Hua.

11 Shuai: "Old Hua, look, my new avatar, does it look good?"

Master Hua didn't reply for a long time, and at the same time, Laohua Aite all members of the anchor group.

[Have you returned the flowers: @All members, 11 seems to have been hacked, so be careful not to be scammed by scammers. 】

[The most humble and miserable younger brother: Is the doggy 11 so easy to imitate?I don't think the liar can pretend to be his coquettish/rogue, how could he be fooled. 】

[Jump up and hit you on the head: Speaking of which, I feel a little sympathetic to that liar who managed to successfully hack his account. 】

[Ten years later Lanbo: Damn, what's up with my dad's new avatar? !It's unscientific, such a cute avatar can't be that dog.Or did he draw an Angel?I remember he immediately flagged and said, if you can't get an angel, you won't change your profile picture. 】

[I don't know how to borrow money, and don't @我: Okay, 11 has been hacked, how could he get an angel. 】

[Su Yan: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlyI want to ask the liar, where did this avatar come from. 】

[Muda Muda: Seriously, is 11 really hacked?Whoever has his mobile phone, make a call. 】

[11 Shuai: No. 】

The group was instantly as quiet as chickens.

Yanqin was in a good mood after teasing a wave of Feng or, and changed to a new avatar. It's rare for him to share his good mood with these beasts, but now he just wants to post a Weibo.

"I really don't need to share with these beasts."

Yan Qin snorted, remembered about the flag and changed his profile picture back to an angel, and then changed Feng Yu's Q version into a large profile profile picture.Then he posted on Weibo, four photos of women's clothing with mosaics on their faces, with the words: Guess who?Answers will be announced after the boat tour draws cards.

After finishing all this, Yanqin put the phone on silent and left, got up to pack the takeaway lunch boxes.

Almost at the same time, Weibo, Xiaoqun, and Chaos and Evil all exploded.

—— Weibo

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"I can play with this leg for a year! 】

[My mother, where did you get so many women's clothing photos on 11? I can roughly guess that the first one is Hua Ye from the height and figure, and the other three can't be guessed at all. 】

[Three of them should be Master Hua, younger brother, God K, I didn't recognize that little brother with beautiful black silk legs at all. 】

[1 minute, I don't care, I want to know the information of everyone above! (President Ba speaks)]

[Hahahahaha ... I laughed at me, 11 is to determine that I must be right next time the boat travel pool, and they all made Hua Ye's women's women's photos in advance. 】

[I laughed my fucking head off, these anchors are too good at playing, hahahaha...]

[Looking at the little brother with black silk and beautiful legs in the photo, and then looking at myself, I'm sorry, I'm not worthy of being a woman. 】

——Anchor small group

[Ten years later Lan Bo: Dog 11, get the fuck out of me! ! !You promised me that the photo of my black silk legs would never be released, you bitch, beast, you backtracked, are you a man! ! ! 】

[Ten years later Lanbo: Bastard, you are not human! 】

[Ten years later, Lan Bo: @11 Shuai, shit, you must die! ! ! 】

Lan Bo swiped the screen and scolded dozens of times before his younger brother came out to make a fuss.

[The most humble and miserable brother: Is this the man who is usually more sloppy, the more terrifying when he gets angry? 】

[I don't know how to borrow money, and don't @我: Seeing Lan Bo like this, I suddenly feel balanced. 】

[Have you returned the flowers: This father-son battle is exciting, really exciting. 】

[Su Yan: The war between you men is really terrible. I suddenly thought that if 11 really draws an angel, the three of you will have to dress up as cat-eared maids and sing live.At that time... tsk tsk. 】

[The humblest and worst brother: Impossible, just 11 luck.If he really draws an angel, I'll go find that scumbag Tangtang and get back together with him. 】

[Muda Muda: I sent a screenshot to Tangtang. 】

[Jump up and hit you on the head: ...Wait, Tangtang?Freedom for Shark Live?He had a relationship with his younger brother, why didn't I know? 】

[Su Yan: I also sent a screenshot to Tangtang, waiting for a good show. 】

【The most humble and miserable brother: ...】

- chaotic evil

[Can't draw: I... I want to quit the circle. 】

[Yan Fengyan: Hold your wife's thigh tightly, no, you are the only painter in our Qingfeng circle, you can't retreat! ! ! 】

[Only one breath left: What's wrong?If you have anything to do with me, just say it, don't scare me, I still want to take this last breath to go to the college entrance examination. 】

[Can't draw: Screenshot of Yanqin's QQ account avatar.jpg]

[Can't draw: I've reached the pinnacle of my life, no matter how much I draw, it won't be as sweet as the main candy.Ahhhhh... No, I'm going to die, I'm quitting, I'm not worthy, I'm such a dish, I can't draw a ten-thousandth of the sweetness of Qingfeng. 】

[Qingfeng is real: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Brother Lang actually used Brother Feng's as his avatar! ! !What the hell is the difference between this and couples wearing clothes each other, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no, I'm dead, I'm really dead. 】

【Duomi you: I don’t know anything except groundhogs screaming.Official candy, this is official candy, Brother Lang is really good at it, even if he didn't join the group, he still gave us candy.Woooo...]

[No. [-] in the universe: ... I have a bad heart. 】