My online enemy is my wife

"What's the matter, what are you?"

Yanqin followed Feng or slipped to the supermarket to buy something to eat and came back. He was going to form a team to play chicken in the classroom, but he found that everyone in the class had returned, and they all had bad faces.

Mo Xiao stood on the podium, glanced at the two of them, and said with a cold face, "Since everyone is here, let's get to the point. I will host the first internal student meeting of Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School, provided by the school committee." data analysis."

The school committee member of Class [-] was a young lady wearing round glasses. Hearing this, he squeezed the pen holder nervously, but still nodded, and said seriously: "I have already prepared the data."

Yanqin smiled, and just as Feng or took his seat, he saw Mo Xiao's solemn expression and indifferent tone, "The focus of this meeting is how to slap the old witch in the fourth class hard in the upcoming monthly exam." In the face, grab the turnaround student Miss Sister!"

Slap in the face, steal people?

Yan Qin raised his eyebrows, where is this a joke?

When Feng or heard that it was such a thing, he put the hood on his head and went to sleep on the table.At first, I thought I could get along with Yanqin and play games alone, but the classroom was full of people. It would be strange if he would be interested in discussing this kind of shit.

Seeing Feng Or's completely irrelevant attitude, Tang Fei, who knew the plan, anxiously winked at Mo Xiao, who reassured him, cleared his throat, and continued: "Since some students don't know the matter yet, The original story, then I will repeat it again, just to let everyone accumulate emotions."

For the next 3 minutes, Mo Xiao sang the double reed alone, and vividly recounted the conversation between the Class [-] teacher and Mother Dinah verbatim.

Hearing those words of positive praise and covert criticism of Class Six, the already ugly faces of the Class Six became gloomy again.

When talking about Yan Bin's puppy love, Yan Bin was so angry that he slapped the table, "Fuck, that's my cousin, I don't do orthopedics!"

When Mo Xiao was interrupted, he paused for a moment, deliberately glanced at Yanqin and Feng You, and continued to say in a strange tone: "Oh, that's right. You should pay attention to that boy wearing a mask... Although he is wearing a mask, spring is already There is a lot of flu, I am afraid that he will accidentally bring it to school..."

bump!

The chair was knocked to the ground, Feng You stood up abruptly, staring fiercely at Mo Xiao who was on the stage, and said angrily, "What did you say?"

With eyes that seemed to be eating people, Mo Xiao recounted the old witch's words firmly, "...you are right to keep her away from this student as much as possible."

"Then what... Brother Feng, these words are said by the old witch, I just repeat them. In addition, she not only said Yan Bin and Brother Lang, but also you were fucked, saying that you have violent tendencies, so let the young lady stay away you."

As soon as Mo Xiao finished speaking, Yan Qin, who hadn't reacted all this time, narrowed his eyes.

Swallowing his saliva, Mo Xiao felt that his fire was burning enough, so he stopped imitating the old hag's accent and started to talk about the news he had found out.

"I've inquired. The little sister was originally going to enter Class 4, but the old witch was worried that her grades would not keep up and the average score of the class would be lowered, so she pushed her to our Class [-]. But today, Mother Dinah came to go through the admission procedures. , donated a new library to our school, and the old hag regretted it, and this is how I repeated what I said earlier."

Children these days have developed mentally early, so how could they not understand what the old hag is regretting.

So much money was spent on building a new library for the school just after entering school, so what if it is the head teacher who teaches the children for two or three years?

"Oh, I only know about money all day long. This kind of person is not worthy of being called a teacher." Tang Fei cursed angrily, "Damn it, if it's good, run fast, if it's not good, just pass it on to Lao Xiao, no matter how good old Xiao is." You can't be bullied like this!"

Some people hate that iron can't be a steel road, "Is there any way, whoever made Lao Xiao a bun. He was deceived several times by others, but he still didn't have a long memory, so he smiled and said it's okay, we are all students, and you can always teach well if you teach hard .Damn, so angry."

The students in Class [-] are not stupid, they are clear about whether Lao Xiao is sincerely treating them well.Usually they don't worry about making small troubles or something, but they never make big mistakes, just because they are afraid of causing trouble to Lao Xiao.

Lao Xiao treats them well, and they also want to treat Lao Xiao well.

Seeing that the topic was about to be diverted, Yan Qin frowned and said, "Let's get down to business first. We'll talk about Lao Xiao's stuff, and we'll talk about it later. The old hag is messing around like that. Did Dinah's mother agree to transfer her to Class 4?"

"No." Mo Xiao sneered, "Although Dinah's mother was fooled, she was not stupid. She said she would think about it again, but she didn't directly agree. The old hag immediately hinted at the monthly exam, which probably means which one?" If the class test is good, Dinah will go to whichever class. The old witch has a good plan. Our class has a lot of art and sports students. When we were divided into classes, the average score was 4 points lower than that of class 2. The recent heart-warming test, The gap between the two classes has been pulled to more than 4 points."

"It's 4.72 points to be precise." The school committee lady added, "The average score of our class has been dropped so much in the heart-warming test. There are two main reasons. One is that Yan Bin and his seven art and sports students suddenly increased their training. I was a little slack in the cultural class, and I didn't do well in the exam. The other one is...that is..."

The young lady from the school committee carefully looked at Feng Yu, who had frosty eyes, and her voice became lower and lower, "It's Feng, Brother Feng. Although he has improved a lot, because he didn't come in through the normal way, he added 0 points in mathematics. ..."

Relational households like Feng or them are arranged in different classes after ordinary students are divided into classes according to their grades, and then according to relationship and certain balance considerations.Therefore, the original 2-point gap was caused by the 7 art and sports students, and after counting the grades in the heart-receiving test, it can be regarded that he has lowered the average score of the sixth class by 2 points by himself.

Feng Yu didn't speak, and there was no expression of happiness or anger.

"Brother Feng, don't think too much, we don't mean to dislike you." Mo Xiao hurriedly interjected, "You have made so much progress in the exam, we are all very happy. The purpose of this meeting is mainly for everyone to discuss and discuss together , How to improve the grades of the class as a whole. The average grade of the class is not your responsibility alone, it is all of us. You can keep the current pace and improve steadily, and we will solve the rest."

When I was first divided into classes, the students in Class [-] were actually quite afraid of Feng Yu, but after getting along with him for a while, everyone knew that he was just not talkative and a bit cold-tempered, not the one who hit people at every turn as rumored. Violent.And because Yanqin blushes Feng or Liao from time to time, the people in class [-] also start to feel that the word cute can still be related to school bullies for some reason.

Of course, for the latter idea, they dared not mention it in person.

School bullies don't want to lose face.

Feng Or still didn't speak, Mo Xiao watched his face carefully, not sure what he was thinking, so he looked at Yanqin for help.

Yanqin smiled: "Okay, he's not angry. You continue to talk about your plan."

Feng You was indeed not angry, he was thinking about how to find a place for Yan Qin with his head covered.As the child of a teacher, and his father is a high-level executive in the Education Department, he is well aware of some tricks in the education system, such as the behavior of the old hag in the fourth class who wants to benefit from the parents of the students. If it is reported to the education department, it will definitely be censored .But reporting requires evidence, and he has to find a way to obtain evidence.

"Little brother." Yanqin leaned closer and said close to Feng You's ear, "I know you care about me, but there's no need to do those things. Just like what Mo Xiao and the others said, to improve the grades of our class dignifiedly, go to Just hit the old hag in the face. In this way, everyone's grades have improved substantially, and Lao Xiao's face will also be bright."

Feng He's ear tips couldn't help turning red.

Yanqin still didn't think it was enough, and said: "Of course, I also care about you. I am very angry when the old witch said that to you. But I hope that your grades can be improved. Don't you want to continue to be an alumnus with me? "

Feng or the entire pinna of his ears turned red, holding back his shame, he whispered back, "Thinking, thinking."

On stage, Mo Xiao was still talking about his plan.In fact, it’s not that complicated, it’s just to let the day students stay with the dormitory students for evening self-study during this time, and then the students with the best grades in the class will tutor the seven art and sports students one-on-one to help them improve their culture. grades.

The goal of Class [-]'s monthly exam this time is not to catch up, but to overtake Class [-]. The more average scores they surpass, the harder they can slap.

Everyone discussed for a while who would help whom, and suddenly someone asked, "What about Brother Feng? Who will help him."

Yanqin immediately expressed his opinion, "What's the matter, are you still trying to grab my position as a counselor?"

Everyone: "Don't dare, don't dare."

"Don't worry, leave Brother Feng to me for tutoring, I promise he won't lower the class average." After finishing speaking, Yanqin didn't forget to tease Feng, "Student Feng, otherwise you might as well stay at my house during this time Forget it, it will be convenient for me to guide you.”

Close or widen your eyes, "..."

Jiang Xue, who was obliquely in front, covered her mouth silently and screamed silently.

On the podium, Mo Xiao nodded approvingly, "This suggestion is really good. Brother Feng, why don't you go to Lang Ge's house to stay for a few days, anyway, he happens to be alone at his house. With Brother Lang helping you with counseling, I think you It's not a problem to advance two hundred places. School Committee, do the math, if Brother Feng can advance two hundred places, how much can we improve the average score?"

The young lady from the school committee quickly calculated the answer, "It can increase 1.2 points."

Hearing that he could improve so much, Tang Fei was excited, turned his head to look at Feng He, and said eagerly: "1.2 points!!! Brother Feng, why are you hesitating, hurry up and live with Brother Lang!"

The crimson color on the seal or ears quickly spread to the face.

He got up in embarrassment, jumped out of the window again, and fled.

Yanqin suppressed a smile, watched Feng or go away, and then asked: "Mo Xiao, tell me that the teachers in our liberal arts class can compare with Teacher Xu Jiayin in terms of combat effectiveness?"

Mo Xiao was puzzled by the question, but after thinking about it carefully, he still gave the answer, "It should be Mr. Wang who taught us history. After all, when a mad dog goes crazy, he can fight a female Tyrannosaurus [-]-[-]."

Yanqin nodded, and said lightly, "Okay, I will be the first in the liberal arts class and the first in history, and you will be left to figure it out."

Mo Xiao looked at Yanqin and applauded in admiration, "As far as pretending to be aggressive, I will give in to you, Brother Lang. I wish you the first place in the grade in advance, and give our class the hardest and loudest slap."

Other students in the class who are outstanding in a single subject also follow suit.

"No talent, first in mathematics will be accepted."

"Chinese belongs to me! If I can't take it off, I will treat the whole class to drink milk tea later!"

"Geography is mine! No one but me!"

The first internal student recollection in Class [-] of Senior High School ended up being a flag-setting meeting.