The unlucky life of a medical student

"Are you dizzy?"

"No bleeding."

Just kidding, how could a medical student get dizzy.

"Can you get an injection?"

Isn't injection a nurse's job?

Zhong Wuchuan slandered, but still nodded and said, "Yes."

"How about your stress resistance?"

"This one……"

Zhong Wuchuan didn't know how to answer.

After thinking for a while, he decided to lie: "It's okay."

"good?"

The voice of Ms. Wu from personnel affairs became cold, she raised her head, and her eyes with golden eye shadow and red contact lenses fell on Zhong Wuchuan.

Zhong Wuchuan suddenly became nervous.

not……

After looking him up and down, the personnel lady suddenly smiled and said, "Congratulations, you've been hired!"

"Hired..."

Zhong Wuchuan was a little confused.

Under normal circumstances, you should not fill out your resume at the front desk first, then talk to the HR lady, and then be taken to talk to the department manager by HR after the conversation...

From June to now, Zhong Wuchuan has interviewed nearly a hundred companies, all of which follow the same process.

the most important is--

We haven't talked about the specific salary yet!How could you unilaterally announce that I was hired!

——After formally deciding to give up medicine, Zhong Wuchuan learned a lot about the common sense of interviews, knowing that some companies will keep playing the family card during interviews, talking about the company's boss' plans, the development prospects of the position you are interviewing for... ...did the stunned youths who had just entered the workplace so excited that they signed a probationary contract without even asking about their salary!

This kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen to Zhong Wuchuan!

"Miss Wu—"

"what's up?"

The personnel who was about to print the contract for Zhong Wuchuan raised his head, with an expression of "what else do you want to ask".

Zhong Wuchuan took a deep breath and said: "Before signing the contract, I can ask about the specific salary and benefits. How is the attendance here calculated? How is the salary during the probationary period calculated? How is performance calculated? How is overtime calculated? What welfare subsidies are there? Welfare subsidies Should it be converted into cash or..."

"stop!"

Personnel interrupted Zhong Wuchuan's words impatiently, and threw out a booklet: "Everything you want to know is in this booklet, read it slowly!"

Zhong Wuchuan took the brochure.

"Shanhai Pet Center Employee Welfare Manual"?

It looks pretty normal.

He opened the manual, and it really answered all the questions he was concerned about.

The positions in the center are divided into three levels, each level corresponds to different benefits.

The doctor position that Zhong Wuchuan interviewed belonged to the second-level employee of the center, with an entry salary of [-]. There was no probation period, and he became a regular directly.

Take one break and one rest, the annual absenteeism rate is less than 5.00%, and the hard work award at the end of the year is [-]% of the salary of the year.

The monthly salary increases automatically with the working years, and the growth rate is [-]%.

……

After reading the "Welfare Manual", Zhong Wuchuan let out a long breath.

The personnel said, "Is there anything else you don't understand?"

"There is only one thing I don't understand..."

Zhong Wuchuan decided to confess.

He said: "I studied clinical medicine for seven years, not veterinary medicine."

"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Miss Wu scratched her scalp with a puzzled look on her face.

Zhong Wuchuan suddenly ran wildly in his heart: This is not a problem, it is a big problem, okay?

"Healing people is not the same as treating animals," he said, "and here's the difference—"

"What's the difference? Aren't humans a kind of animal?"

Miss Wu's words were so reasonable that Zhong Wuchuan didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"Uh uh uh……"

"Now that we've reached a consensus, then—"

The woman smiled brightly and stretched out her hand: "My name is Wu Huang, please give me your advice in the future!"

My emperor...

Zhong Wuchuan gasped again.

"Why, don't you like the name?"

Wu Huang was a little unhappy, she curled her hair and said: "Wu Huang is such a nice name, Wu from the sycamore tree, and Huang from Phoenix, together they are the phoenix living on the sycamore tree."

"Well, it's nice to hear, it's—"

Very middle school!

……

……

After signing the contract, Wu Huang called Ying Feiyi, the handsome Latin guy who had led the way for Zhong Wuchuan before, and asked him to bring the newcomers to familiarize themselves with the environment.

The Latin handsome guy's name is so classic, which made Zhong Wuchuan a little indigestion, but compared with the name of the personnel sister, the three words Ying Feiyi suddenly seemed very harmonious and normal.

Under the leadership of handsome guy Ying, Zhong Wuchuan first came to the front desk on the ground floor.

At the front desk is a pair of twin sisters who are almost identical in appearance. The one on the left is called Jin Chi, and the one on the right is called Jin Niao. They are dressed in fashion, have dyed blond hair, and have a hooked nose.

Although the pair of sisters had pointed and high noses that made people uncomfortable, their voices were very comfortable, and Zhong Wuchuan forgot that they had a pair of hooked noses.

Then, Handsome Win took Zhong Wuchuan to various windows to say hello.

Perhaps because of dealing with animals every day, Zhong Wuchuan found that many colleagues have a habit of wearing puppet costumes to work.

Walking all the way, Zhong Wuchuan saw the big white bear sitting on the sofa drinking coffee, the tiger blowing his nails on the air outlet of the air conditioner, and the rhinoceros standing in front of the cooking counter washing apples...

"The company culture is very open..."

Zhong Wuchuan laughed, he was worried that he would have to wear such stupid clothes to work.

Handsome Ying smiled and explained: "Our pet center has newly opened a pet boarding service. This is a new regulation formulated to prevent anxiety when the pets are handed over. It is mainly aimed at the window staff and is not enforced. "

"Oh, you mean I don't have to wear—"

"Of course not! You just have to be yourself!"

Ying Feiyi looked at Zhong Wuchuan enthusiastically, his eyes were so hot that Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help but wonder if this guy fell in love with him!

Fortunately, at this time, other people in the office also gathered around.

"This is the new Dr. Zhong?! He looks so cute!"

A woman with the head of a big sister came up to her, almost touching her with enthusiasm.

Her companion grabbed her: "Don't do this, it will scare the newcomers!"

After scolding her colleagues, she herself pounced on Zhong Wuchuan, hugged Zhong Wuchuan, and gave him a hard chest!

"Wow, it smells so good! Did you use milk body wash!"

"Don't...don't..."

It was the first time Zhong Wuchuan was molested at such a young age, he quickly broke away from his sister's arms, his face flushed.

The other employees saw him shy and stopped teasing him.

The younger sisters took out snacks and biscuits for him to eat, and the younger brothers asked him what games he usually played. Even the mature and steady director walked out of the office, patted him on the shoulder, and said words of encouragement to him.

There was harmony throughout the office.

Zhong Wuchuan was flattered by everyone's greetings, and felt that he was really lucky to be hired by such a friendly company.

however--

"Benefits! The benefits that the boss promised us! The benefits have finally arrived!"

——The young lady who was asking him in front of him if he wanted to eat fruit said this in his heart.

"What a tender baby face! What a cute little face! The boss really found us a super cute pet! Long live the boss!"

——As a senior, he asked him what kind of sister Yu his ideal girlfriend was, and his heart was already jumping like a deer.

"I really want to suck it... I really want to press him on the ground and suck it hard... I suck it until he cries... shouting no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... how can he be so cute..."

——The little brother on the left who asked him if he likes to play Glory of Kings actually thinks so.

"Give me all restraint, don't act recklessly, you will scare him away! Do you understand the truth that the future will last forever!"

——This is the director's voice.

……

……

After that, Ying Feiyi took Zhong Wuchuan to other floors to say hello.

Almost every floor gives the warmest welcome to new employees.

It was the first time Zhong Wuchuan was so popular at such a young age, so he couldn't help being flattered. He took advantage of Ying Feiyi to go to the toilet to drain the water, found a cigarette, and prepared to go to the smoking area slowly.

There are people in the smoking area.

This is not surprising.

In such a big company, it is impossible for no one to smoke.

Zhong Wuchuan pushed open the door of the smoking area: "Hi everyone—"

Before he finished speaking, he froze, and then quickly closed the door!

This……

It must be an illusion!

How could there be a giant panda lying in the smoking area!

It is still an adult giant panda with a visual weight of more than [-] catties!

A smoking panda!

Must be an illusion!

Zhong Wuchuan followed his heart, and pushed the door open again——

"Hey, I'm—"

Sitting paralyzed in the corner of the smoking room, holding a cigarette in his left hand, leaning on the window sill, and picking his feet with his right hand (if that's the right hand), the giant panda turned his head, with a decadent uncle's smile on his face, and the bear's mouth fluttered. The smoke that didn't have time to disperse!

"Hello--"

Uncle Panda greeted Zhong Wuchuan.

Unable to bear the shock, Zhong Wuchuan decisively closed the door!

He can now be sure that the smoking panda is not a hallucination!

but……

Leaving aside the absurd illusions of giant pandas smoking and speaking in human language, giant pandas are national treasures, which are not allowed to be kept privately!

How could the national treasure appear in the pet center!

Muppet costume? !

Yes, it must be a puppet costume!

Made super realistic puppet costumes!

"I just said it! It must be a puppet costume!"

Zhong Wuchuan, who found a reasonable explanation for himself, opened the door for the third time, walked up to the giant panda, and lit a cigarette.

"Brother, your panda puppet costume is really good, it looks so realistic."

"Um……"

Uncle Panda responded, moved his body, and adjusted his sitting posture by the way.

The left hand continued to hold the smoke and puff the clouds, and the right hand that picked the feet was changed to pick the butt, raised the bear's head, and looked at the sky brightly and sadly, still at a terrible 45-degree angle.

...? !

Zhong Wuchuan exploded immediately!

He was deeply stimulated by this senior who loves to wear panda puppet costumes!

He felt that he should not see any videos or photos related to adult giant pandas for at least a year!

really-

I want you to think of me leaning against the wall picking eggs when you see giant pandas!

The author has something to say:

The male protagonist's treatment in the office, please imagine a puppet cat that has just grown up and broke into an office full of cat suckers...

In fact, this is a reverse cute pet article. If humans are cute pets and beasts are pet owners, what strange things will happen...

In addition, the body of Ying Feiyi is a bird. "Shan Hai Jing Xi Shan Jing": "Seventy miles to the west, it is called Yingshan... There is a bird Yan, whose shape is like a quail, with a yellow body and a red beak. Its name is Fat Yi. If you eat it already, it can kill insects."

Lesser demons intervene in humans, and higher demons incriminate people.

The exorcist and the devil's frenemy-friend-and-lover's dangerous liaison.