The unlucky life of a medical student

"When you get to the venue, no matter what they say to you or what provocative behavior they do, don't be nervous, follow my instructions, and don't answer when you don't know how to answer. With me present, they dare not say How are you!"

In the high-altitude enchantment, Xu Guangcheng told Zhong Wuchuan again.

Zhong Wuchuan was confused when he heard it: "But I still don't understand why I have to participate in this Qiongqi family century-old meeting with you. I am not Qiongqi at all, and I don't even know what Qiongqi likes to do!"

"The invitation card has already arrived in our hands, so we can only come here to give some money. After all, Qiongqi is a big race, and there are only two of us..."

Xu Guangcheng said a lot of truth, and summed it up in one sentence: Zhong Wuchuan must participate in today's event, and he must show 12 points of confidence!

"But I really don't have confidence...I'm worried...I'm worried..."

Zhong Wuchuan covered his face, feeling that as long as he opened his mouth, he might be torn apart by the Qiongqi family.

So Xu Guangcheng patted Zhong Wuchuan on the shoulder again, and said, "Don't forget, there is a Pangu stone in your body."

"All right!"

……

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After an hour of jolting and cheering, Zhong Wuchuan and Xu Guangcheng finally arrived at the territory of the Qiongqi family on time.

At this time, there is still half an hour before the official start of the Qiongqi Family Centennial Meeting.

Very routinely, Zhong Wuchuan looked around after landing.

The Qiongqi family is very rich and powerful, the whole mountain is their private property, the gate is ten meters high, the door frame is carved with dragons and phoenixes, and the white marble steps behind the gate lead directly to the sky.

Whenever a guest passes through the gate, a large group of cranes will fly across the sky, dragging colorful banners behind them.

"This Qiongqi family seems to be very rich," Zhong Wuchuan said, "I thought that the strange beasts lived in caves and ate raw meat..."

"Qongqi's hobby is to make friends with wicked people, and he is most interested in eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and drugs in human society," Xu Guangcheng said, "Qingqi's attainment in single-wheel enjoyment is far higher than that of gluttony."

"I see."

Zhong Wuchuan and Xu Guangcheng walked through the gate together, stood on the stone steps, and were about to step up the mountain when the stone steps moved by themselves!

"What kind of black technology is this! This... stone can move by itself like an elevator!"

Zhong Wuchuan was shocked.

Xu Guangcheng said: "The simple levitation movement technique is not worth mentioning. If you want to learn it, I will teach you, and it only takes half a year to fully master it."

"Are you sure you can learn it in half a year? I think it's a bit difficult..."

Zhong Wuchuan refused Xu Guangcheng's chicken soup.

The last month of study made him understand the fact that Xu Guangcheng is a genius in the field of self-study, but he has zero talent in being a teacher!

The most important thing is, even if he directly transmits his understanding of a certain spell into his brain through his thinking, the heavenly book is still a heavenly book!

"Xiao Ming's grandfather is Xiao Ming, and Einstein's grandfather is Einstein," Zhong Wuchuan said, "I probably wasn't born to cultivate immortality."

"Your body already has a good foundation, but you haven't found a learning method that really suits you."

Xu Guangcheng comforted Zhong Wuchuan again.

Zhong Wuchuan rolled his eyes.

At this time, the automatic stone steps stopped, and what appeared in front of the two of them was a large square of five square kilometers!

On the square, Qiongqi, who had already transformed into a form, walked around leading the cubs who were still in the form of monsters. When Xu Guangcheng and Zhong Wuchuan arrived, everyone stopped in unison and cast strange glances.

"Why do their eyes look a little..."

Zhong Wuchuan was very puzzled. These Qiongqi eyes were not hostile, but they were not welcoming either. Rather than disgust, they were more curious.

Xu Guangcheng explained in a low voice: "By nature, Qiongqi has weak family affection, admiration for strength, hatred for love, they never even think about avenging their own clan, if the one who kills their clan is a real strong person, they will still consider doing it with that enemy." friend."

"So they knew you and I killed Feng Qi, and invited us..."

"The special invitation is just a cover, the real purpose is to weigh our weight and decide whether to revenge or form an alliance."

"So realistic..."

Zhong Wuchuan knows that the emotional world of alien beasts cannot be measured by human common sense, but when he really saw so many Qiongqi, and seeing Qiongqi's eyes on their enemies who killed their own race, it was comparable to buying vegetables in the vegetable market. Still feel a little unacceptable.

"I don't know if it's my Holy Mother, but I suddenly feel a little pitiful for Feng Qi. Its fellow clansmen don't even..."

"It's already hard to live, who likes to distribute the extra kindness to the dead guy!"

While speaking, Xu Guangcheng had already chatted with the elders of the Qiongqi family who came to say hello upon hearing the news.

Because they are all monsters with a lifespan of thousands, their conversations are full of allusions, and there are some special oral habits that can only be understood by people who have personally experienced a certain era. Zhong Wuchuan is only in his twenties. The baby can only honestly pretend to be dumb on one side.

Finally, the bosses ended their high-level and exaggerated conversations and began to turn the topic to him.

"Could this little brother who is pregnant with the Pangu stone be the new pet Xu Daoyou got after you abandoned my nephew?" The elder looked hypocritically surprised, "He really looks extraordinary, hahaha!"

"Please pay attention to your wording. The relationship between people is only subordinate and level. There is no pet relationship," Xu Guangcheng said. "Of course, if you like the relationship of pet, I can introduce you to one Master, I must satisfy you."

"The kind that is very ruthless and famous all over the world?"

The Great Elder seemed to have some interest.

Xu Guangcheng said: "Yes, not only is it ruthless but also stupid and arrogant, and it also has a worldwide reputation. The identity definitely meets your preferences, but the taste is a bit hard to describe."

"Bad taste?"

"He likes gold things, and he often combs his hair into a flying shape, and his appearance is sometimes reminiscent of Donald Duck."

When Xu Guangcheng said this, Zhong Wuchuan, who had already guessed who he was talking about, couldn't help laughing.

Old Xu, you definitely did it on purpose!

Make trouble on purpose!

The Great Elder obviously also guessed the name of the person Xu Guangcheng described, and said, "If you can do it, I will give you lifelong membership cards of the Qiongqi Club!"

"This this……"

Zhong Wuchuan was surprised.

Could this guy be crazy!

Xu Guangcheng said: "Qongqi likes evil and chaos. Whose identity is more likely to create evil and chaos than him?"

"But according to the regulations of the beautiful country, even if he is re-elected, he can only serve as president for more than ten years. What's more, he has done so many stupid and evil things. Let alone seeking re-election, whether he can finish this term safely..."

"It's not something we need to worry about." Xu Guangcheng said, "It's enough for the Qiong Qi to think it's appropriate."

"makes sense."

At this time, the banquet began, and Zhong Wuchuan and Xu Guangcheng walked into the venue together.

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There is not much difference between the Qiongqi Family Centennial Meeting and the ordinary family annual meeting, it is just that the scale is bigger, the guests present are basically Qiongqi or other exotic animals, and most of the dishes served are weird, Zhong Wuchuan dare not Ask about raw materials.

"Eat if you can, don't eat if you can't."

Xu Guangcheng said so.

Zhong Wuchuan decided not to look at the giant steamed ginseng doll that looked like a human child in the middle of the banquet, and he didn't even touch the Jiuzhen Dabu soup with dead fish eyes rolling in the deep red soup.

As for the Hell Squeak Skewer that screams like a dying person when you bite it, the raw-cut Omeba that claims to have a charming taste like an octopus' tentacles wrapping around the esophagus, and the dried black soul wood that releases the ecstasy taste of sulfur in the mouth piece……

He just saw the name and chose to give up!

A meal lasted until three o'clock in the afternoon, and the alien beasts at the meeting held their stomachs and yelled to enjoy themselves, but Zhong Wuchuan felt that he hadn't eaten anything at all, and his stomach was full of water.

Seeing this, Xu Guangcheng was about to stuff him with some private goods when the Great Elder suddenly stood up, knocked on his wine glass and said, "Today's Centennial Party, we have invited a special guest! He, together with a new hook-up partner, killed one of our fellow clansmen three months ago, but today he is able to openly hold invitations and attend the Centennial Meeting of the Sufferer Family in pairs! You say, such a shameless human being is Isn't it particularly in line with the Qiongqi family's family training?!"

"Very much in line!"

There was a burst of applause from the audience.

"Will you feel ashamed in front of them!"

"Very ashamed!"

The Qiongqi yelled in unison.

Zhong Wuchuan was taken aback, and he said to Xu Guangcheng, "Why do I feel like he's talking about us?!"

"It's about us."

Xu Guangcheng smiled nonchalantly.

On the stage, the Great Elder held up the microphone and called out their names: "Now, we invite the special guests of this Qiongqi Family Centennial Meeting—Mr. Xu Guangcheng and Mr. Zhong Wuchuan to come on stage! Everyone applauds and welcomes!"

After the words fell, there was another encouraging applause from Yizheng. Many Qiongqi stood up excitedly, with flames burning in their eyes, as if fanboys and girls saw their idols.

Zhong Wuchuan completely collapsed.

He knew that Qiongqi's nature likes to do evil, but he didn't expect Qiongqi's three views to be so crooked!

Xu Guangcheng was very calm and pulled Zhong Wuchuan to stand up.

Immediately, more intense applause broke out in the venue.

"Idols! You guys are amazing!"

"My male god is nothing more than that! Hurry up and stab me to death!"

"I really want this kind of bastard master!"

……

Confessions of unrighteousness came from all directions, and Zhong Wuchuan, who could not accept the poor thinking circuit, turned pale when he heard it, and was led by Xu Guangcheng to walk like a puppet. The "Honorary Member of the Qiongqi Family" certificate issued by the elders!

"Although you don't have the body of Qiongqi, you have a more evil mind than Qiongqi. This is our little expression!"

"Thank you."

Xu Guangcheng received the two certificates from the Grand Elder, smiling brightly as if he was a good citizen accepting the mayor's commendation.

Zhong Wuchuan was beside him, his face flushed with shame.

After distributing the certificate of honor, the elder walked up to Zhong Wuchuan and said, "Mr. Xu's glorious resume is very familiar to everyone here. But we are not familiar with Mr. Zhong's past. Next, I would like to invite Mr. Zhong to share his history with you. The nausea and mental journey!"

"what?!"

Zhong Wuchuan turned pale with shock!

He grew up so big, but he never ran through a red light once. Although he once stabbed Liu Jiating who was possessed by Uriah at a critical moment, it was self-defense.

"Mr. Zhong, go to the stage and give a speech!"

The elder stuffed the microphone into Zhong Wuchuan's hand.

Zhong Wuchuan was caught off guard and pushed in front of the public.

Under the stage, countless pairs of eyes looked at him.

Zhong Wuchuan was flustered, and the hand holding the microphone kept shaking: "That, that... I... I often help the old lady cross the road!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Zhong Wuchuan wished that a hole would suddenly collapse on the stage to bury himself.

At this time, Xu Guangcheng walked behind Zhong Wuchuan, and said with a smile: "How long have you been out of touch with society? Don't you know that the most dangerous and morally corrupt behavior in the current human society is to help old grandmas cross the road!"

"What do you mean?"

The Qiongqi family all showed expressions of curious babies.

Xu Guangcheng looked at the elder.

The Great Elder didn't know what kind of dirty deal he had with Xu Guangcheng, so he took the initiative to stand up for Zhong Wuchuan.

"Because the old lady who is helped across the road by a kind person will have a high chance of falling suddenly halfway, and after the fall, she will say that the person who helped her hit her on purpose, so that the kind passerby will pay for medical expenses and lose her fortune. Witnesses don't want to Make trouble, take the initiative to put aside responsibility!

Since then, the basic trust between people has become thinner and thinner, and the social atmosphere has become more and more indifferent. Those who do good deeds are discouraged, and those who do bad deeds have more ways to make money!

A small act can not only create the image of the white lotus, but also cause such a bad impact on society, this is definitely the thinking of a genius! "

"It turns out that we are too naive!"

Qiong Qi applauded and praised Zhong Wuchuan's "Holy Mother" behavior.

The Great Elder was very satisfied, and asked Zhong Wuchuan: "Aside from helping the old lady cross the road, what do you usually like to do?"

"I... I used to be a doctor... I often stay up late to make ward rounds..."

"Doctor?! That's great! Tell me, how many patients were bankrupted during your years as a doctor!"

The Great Elder suddenly became excited.

Zhong Wuchuan said: "Our hospital has a certain amount of relief for poor families who are seriously ill... If they are really poor, we will also donate money to them... It is true that the family went bankrupt, but most of the time..."

"I understand! I understand very well! Severe illness and poverty are the elements that most easily lead to crime and turmoil in human society!"

The Great Elder patted Zhong Wuchuan on the shoulder, and said to the Qiongqi: "I declare now that your human practice class is a hospital! I want you to use the special place of the hospital to create the greatest evil! Let the saint degenerate into a witch ! Send warm families to hell! Good people live in eternal winter!"

Having said that, he held Zhong Wuchuan's hand and said, "Thank you for inspiring us! You are truly a rare genius once in a century."

"But I..."

Zhong Wuchuan lowered his head in embarrassment.

Seeing this, the Great Elder quickly changed the subject and said, "Mr. Zhong, what are your plans for the future?"

"I want to sign up as Doctors Without Borders to provide assistance to people in need, natural disasters, man-made disasters and armed conflicts regardless of race, religion, creed and political affiliation.

After discovering that my body was perfectly integrated with Pangu stone, I have been thinking about one question: where should I go?What should I do to be worthy of my second life!

At this time, I saw a report on Doctors Without Borders, which deeply touched me, and the last paragraph of the report made me unable to remain motionless—”

Zhong Wuchuan's voice was low, but his attitude was extremely firm.

He said: "Don't ridicule those who are braver and more passionate than yourself. We can be as humble as dust, but not twisted like maggots."

After saying this, there was silence on and off the stage.

Zhong Wuchuan knew that he still screwed things up in the end.

however--

At this moment, the Great Elder raised Zhong Wuchuan's hand and said, "Did you hear that! He actually feels from the bottom of his heart that he is a good man and a saint! What a standard medical crown beast! This is the highest level of evil!"

"But he..."

Some Xiaoqiongqi weakly raised their hands.

"What do you know!"

The elder immediately interrupted Xiao Qiongqi, and at the same time hinted that his confidants would take Xu Guangcheng and Zhong Wuchuan off the stage and send them out through the back door!

"You are not welcome here! Never welcome!"

……

On the way back to Shanhai, Zhong Wuchuan kept his head down, depressed.

Seeing this, Xu Guangcheng took out a bunch of fresh grapes covered with frost from the space, and gave them to Zhong Wuchuan to eat.

Zhong Wuchuan didn't pick up the grapes.

He took a deep breath and said, "Old Xu, what I just said at the Qiongqi Family Centennial Meeting is true! I want to be Doctors Without Borders, and I have passed the qualification review of Doctors Without Borders. Next month Go to Africa! If it goes well, come back in a year, if it doesn’t go well...maybe...In short, thank you for taking care of me all the time, I..."

Speaking of shame, he bowed his head again.

At this time, a cluster of cold sweetness fell on the lips.

Zhong Wuchuan raised his head——

The person who delivered the grapes to his mouth said: "Di Ku talked to me yesterday and wanted to send me to Africa on a business trip to catch lions as Di Jun's playmate. I didn't reply to him at the time. Now, I decided to agree to him."

"What are you talking about! You're going to Africa too!"

"Yes, I'm going to Africa, to Africa with you."

"But Africa is messed up, poor, full of wars, and a lot of—"

Before he could finish, his mouth was stuffed with something sweeter than grapes.

"That's why I want to be with you even more."