The unlucky life of a medical student

Zhong Wuchuan had a nightmare all night.

For a while, I dreamed that when I was in the office for a consultation, a doctor suddenly barged in and chopped me up without saying a word;

For a while, I dreamed that I was chased by a mad dog and fled into a cave, but there were a large group of snakes coiled in the cave, and the snakes still spoke human words;

After a while, I dreamed that the Shanhai Pet Center turned into a ghost cave, full of ferocious beasts, and it was rare for a few beautiful ladies to turn into monsters with bared teeth...

After a night of anxiety and anxiety, when he woke up in the morning, Zhong Wuchuan felt that his head was groggy and his whole body was weak, so he took a thermometer to take a test——

39 degrees eight.

"I fell ill the next day after being hired..."

However, he lost three hours of memory on the first day he joined the company, and encountered strange things in the workplace. Zhong Wuchuan didn't want to go back to Shanhai Pet Center at all. The high fever just made him voluntarily resign.

——Anyone who has some experience in personnel affairs knows that when a newcomer asks for leave after being "sick" on the second day of work, most of them don't want to do it and can't speak up.

After finishing the "sick" phone call with personnel with a golden voice, pretending that he was not sick, Zhong Wuchuan clicked on the takeaway app and asked the takeaway brother to send him a piece of shredded pork noodles, a piece of egg fried rice, and a box of antibacterial cephalosporin and cooling stickers.

Thanks to Ma Yun’s father, even if I am alone in the rental house, I don’t have to worry about starving to death or dying of illness without anyone knowing.

After finishing the usual prayers of Internet youths, Zhong Wuchuan rolled up the quilt and began to pretend to be an ostrich.

……

……

"I'm coming!"

Zhong Wuchuan, who was awakened by the knock on the door, stepped on his slippers, picked up his mobile phone, and walked towards the door.

Before opening the door, he deliberately checked his phone.

Two missed calls, one called 10 minutes ago and one called 3 minutes ago, the number is marked by a third party as express takeaway.

Zhong Wuchuan yawned and opened the door, and there stood a round-faced and honest young man outside the door, holding a portable plastic express box in his arms. In the box, there was a portion of noodle soup, shredded pork noodles, fried rice with eggs, and Zhong Wuchuan’s special Labeled cephalosporins and cooling patches.

"Sorry for making you wait for me."

Zhong Wuchuan first took out the cephalosporin and cooling stickers, made sure that the brands were correct, and then took the two takeaways.

The courier boy didn't leave immediately, but looked at Zhong Wuchuan with round eyes.

Zhong Wuchuan knew that he was waiting for the money for the medicine from him.

"Wait a moment!"

He looked at the cash register in the plastic bag of the pharmacy, and said, "Handsome guy, should I forward you on WeChat or—"

"WeChat!"

The courier brother took out his mobile phone and called up the WeChat QR code.

Zhong Wuchuan scanned the QR code and clicked OK, only to find——

"This... this is... what's going on! Didn't I want to scan the code to transfer your money? How did it become a scan code to add a group? Or... the Shanhai family..."

The group name made Zhong Wuchuan break into a cold sweat.

The young man smiled and introduced himself: "My name is Yun Tietao, and I am a gold medal deliveryman of Shanhai Pet Center."

"what!"

Zhong Wuchuan was stunned.

Then the phone buzzed and the signal lights blinked.

Zhong Wuchuan bowed his head, and the "Shanhai Big Family" WeChat group was full of joy.

Sprinkling flowers, welcoming newcomers, loving you... The emoji packs are frantically swiping the screen, and some people send welcome red envelopes. Unfortunately, when Zhong Wuchuan clicks on the red envelopes, it shows the three cold characters "I'm late".

Zhong Wuchuan immediately posted an emoji of "I feel like I missed [-] million".

The screens in the group were swiped again, and they were all animated pictures of "feeling that I missed a hundred million", during which there were voices of "justice" from the old fritters scolding the newcomers for grabbing the red envelopes.

As a result, the group began to make red envelopes continuously. It was the guy who just snatched the newcomer's red envelopes "discovered by conscience" and spit out the money he had snatched.

Seeing the red envelope, Zhong Wuchuan couldn't control his hand immediately, and clicked around inertially. After doing "lucky bark" seven or eight times, he suddenly thought that he didn't plan to go to Shanhai Pet Center to work anymore. How could he join the group? Grab the red envelope!

Thinking of this, Zhong Wuchuan quickly spit out all the red envelopes.

However, this time, no one in the group received a red envelope.

The people who were eager to snatch the red envelopes just now seemed to be disconnected collectively. No one paid attention to Zhong Wuchuan's red envelopes, and no one spoke.

How is this going?

Why did no one take my red envelope?

Zhong Wuchuan was about to ask a question, when Yun Tietao suddenly handed the phone to Zhong Wuchuan——

"Fifth Sister has something to tell you."

"Fifth Sister..."

Zhong Wuchuan felt guilty.

("Xiao Zhong, take your medicine and rest well. I will explain to you in detail what happened yesterday when I come to the company tomorrow.

Don't be burdened, we are a formal company, and all the company's business has been filed with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, so the situation you are worried about will not happen! ")

"But……"

("No but! Listen to me, after taking the medicine, go back to bed and sleep! I will come downstairs to pick you up tomorrow!")

Wu Huang's tone was suddenly strong.

The majesty of the female phoenix frightened Zhong Wuchuan so much that he was only a tenth of his original courage, so he could only agree with "uhhhhh", and finally returned the phone to Yun Tietao.

Yun Tietao took the phone back, said "um" and "ah" to the phone, waved to Zhong Wuchuan, and left in the elevator.

Zhong Wuchuan went back to the house, ate the noodles tastelessly, ate the cephalosporin, put the cold fried rice in the refrigerator for dinner, sat on the bed, put on the antipyretic patch on himself, and went to sleep.

After sleeping until midnight, he sat up with a groan:

If Shanhai Pet Center is really an organization in a different dimension, how will they pay me salary, five insurances and two funds...

After seeing Fifth Sister tomorrow, no matter what she says is nice, I have to ask this question!

……

……

"Morning!"

With a sound of "嗤啦", the curtains were pulled open, and Zhong Wuchuan, who was awakened by the sunlight, grabbed the blanket in fright: "Ah! Fifth Sister! When did you come! No, why are you in my room!"

Then, he remembered the eight-pack abs he was not proud of, and he was still wearing the bear pajamas his mother gave him.

For a moment, Zhong Wuchuan didn't know whether it was embarrassing for an adult in his twenties to wear bear pajamas, or □□ Lian Yujie's embarrassment in her heart, "Just this white chicken figure is worthy of worrying about me peeping" embarrassment!

Fortunately, Wu Huang is an experienced personnel.

She turned around as if nothing had happened, and said, "You were sick and confused yesterday, and you didn't close the door when you slept."

"what……"

Zhong Wuchuan recalled yesterday, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, and he could only passively accept Wu Huang's explanation.

"It looks like I'm really sick and confused..."

Zhong Wuchuan got out of bed wrapped in a blanket, took out a T-shirt and jeans from the closet, said "I'm going to brush my teeth" and ran to the bathroom.

Washing his face, brushing his teeth and changing his clothes... Zhong Wuchuan, who quickly tidied himself up like a dog, ran out of the bathroom and saw Wu Huang applying makeup to the vanity mirror with a black tube of lipstick.

Hearing footsteps, Wu Huang turned around and said, "Xiao Zhong, doesn't it look good if I painted 'Mermaid Ji'?"

"It's beautiful! It's beautiful! It complements Fifth Sister's temperament!"

Zhong Wuchuan pretended to be amazed, but in fact he couldn't tell the difference between coral red, maple leaf red, cherry red, aunt red, rose red, rose red...

After reinstalling, Wu Huang sat on Zhong Wuchuan's sofa.

"I'm really sorry about what happened the day before yesterday," she said, "I specifically asked Ying Feiyi to give you induction training and basic information, but he said that you were drunk by the little vixens from the Internet department... ...This guy has always been so unreliable!"

Sister HR used the word "vixen" to describe the ladies and sisters in the Internet department. Zhong Wuchuan heard it, but didn't think much about it in her heart. She just regarded it as the natural contempt of women for women.

He excused the handsome Latin guy: "Fifth Sister, it's really not his fault, it's because I got drunk..."

"That's also his fault. He knows that those little vixens are all worried, and he made you drink so much!"

Wu Huang said that she won Fei Yi, and started to get down to business.

"First of all, I assure you that Shanhai Pet Center is a formally registered enterprise specializing in pet trading, pet trusteeship, pet therapy and pet product sales.

I can even open the website of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau right now and show you our company's registration status and business scope.

Starting from next month, on the fifth day of every month, the accountant will put your salary on the card, and you can also go to the social security center to check the social security payment status at any time. "

"Well, I believe Fifth Sister will not cheat me!"

Zhong Wuchuan acted enthusiastically, although he was constantly muttering in his heart.

"...the pet hospital started its business at the beginning of the company's establishment. At that time, there were only five departments of cats, dogs, poultry, reptiles, and fish.

A year ago, after discussion by the board of directors, the company moved to a new address, which is the company address we listed on XX.com.

Then, something supernatural happened.

We found that the elevator on the fifth floor would bring some patients beyond the scope of the pet hospital's diagnosis and treatment from time to time, and every time the patients were brought over..."

Wu Huang showed a "you understand" expression.

Zhong Wuchuan thought about the situation the day before yesterday, and nodded approvingly.

Wu Huang continued to speak.

"Although humans are also a kind of animal, it is a bit too difficult for a doctor who treats animals to treat humans.

But let life come with hope and leave with despair, we can't do it!Really can't do it!

After several considerations, the boss decided to add a primate department and invite medical students who have been clinical for seven years to come and see patients brought by the elevator, stop bleeding and maintain vital signs so that they can wait for the ambulance..."

Speaking of this, Wu Huang wiped away her tears, and the compassionate eyes made Zhong Wuchuan, who was still too young after all, suddenly excited.

"...No wonder, during the interview, Fifth Sister asked me if I was dizzy, how about my ability to withstand stress, whether I would get an injection...and said that I didn't mind my major...so that's what happened..."

"Yes, that's what happened."

Wu Huang wiped away her tears, stood up, put her hands on Zhong Wuchuan's shoulders solemnly, her eyes were warm and compassionate.

"I've told you everything I know.

Xiao Zhong, if you don’t come to work in our company in the end, if you don’t want to save life and love in the space God only knows, and return to the world of ordinary people to be an ordinary office worker, please do it for us—”

"Stop it! Fifth Sister! I am willing!"

Zhong Wuchuan was so passionate that he agreed without hesitation.

Many years later, he realized that the look in Wu Huang's eyes when he told the "truth" was not so much solemn and compassionate as——

God stick!

Big fool! !

The author has something to say:

The origin of Taotie's surname Yun comes from "Historical Records: The Chronicle of the Five Emperors": "The Jinyun family had a talented man who was greedy for food and bribes, and the world called him gluttony."