The unlucky life of a medical student

Are the little kids now so precocious!

Zhong Wuchuan cursed secretly in his heart.

But considering that [-]% of this little brat is not a "human", it is naturally impossible for him to be serious with it.

Seeing no one around, Zhong Wuchuan squatted down, hugged the little boy, and said, "Are you the son of the unicorn who forcibly sold me Sanwu mineral water and fake instant noodles?"

"According to your human judgment on gender, I am a boy," the child said in an old-fashioned way. "Although my father is always unreliable, he is auspicious after all. He said that you will be unlucky recently, and you will definitely be unlucky. If you don't want to -"

"It turned out to be a little magic stick! What a bad luck!"

Zhong Wuchuan let go of the milk unicorn, and said solemnly: "Baby, are you unicorns born with brains? It would be great to squat in the temple to be a mascot. You eat and drink for nothing, and there are a large group of people kneeling for you. Why? Do you have to go outside and grab a job with the magic stick?!"

"You don't believe me?"

The milk unicorn stared wide-eyed.

Zhong Wuchuan rolled his eyes and said, "I dare not believe what Qilin said! But I believe in science even more, and I believe in the laws of nature that are extremely plausible!"

He stood up, patted the hem of his clothes, and said, "It's getting late, hurry up and go home and ask your mother for milk! Don't blame Shushu for not reminding you, a cute kid like you can easily be blamed on aunts and bad uncles." Targeted!"

After finishing speaking, Zhong Wuchuan hummed a little tune and went to the parking lot to choose a shared bicycle, completely ignoring the milk unicorn's warning.

Seeing his disappearing figure, Nai Qilin sighed.

This human being is in the prime of life but his seal is black, and within ten days there will be a bloody disaster.

Fortunately, there are fragments of primordial spirits from ancient and strange beasts mixed in his body, and his fate has also been artificially modified. It is impossible to use common sense to judge the future good or bad. There is a cluster of phoenix flames on his body.

In short, you can't die.

but--

"You dare to say that I was raised on milk, young master, you deserve it!"

The milk unicorn cursed out of revenge.

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Three days later—

With the help of his seniors who were on weekend vacation, Zhong Wuchuan moved all his luggage to the newly rented nest in the suburbs, and also went to a nearby supermarket to buy washing powder, washbasins, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, frozen food and other daily necessities.

Looking at the neatly furnished room, Zhong Wuchuan on the sofa showed a happy smile.

"Brother, drink beer!"

Zhong Wuchuan handed out a can of fresh beer.

Xiang Ming was not polite to him either. After opening the tab and taking a big sip, he asked, "Junior brother, why didn't that guy come to help?"

"That guy? Which guy?"

Zhong Wuchuan was stunned.

"It's the guy who came to the hospital to look for you last time. He's tall and handsome with white hair."

"You mean Old Xu." Zhong Wuchuan took a sip of beer and said, "I didn't inform him."

"Why didn't you inform him? Are you having a conflict?"

"No, I just don't want to see him," Zhong Wuchuan said, "I don't want to stay in the same room with him, and seeing his face makes me feel uncomfortable?"

"Because he's more handsome than you?!" Xiang Ming asked narrowly, and opened another can of beer by the way.

"He should be more handsome than me." Zhong Wuchuan complained.

After all, there is almost no dirt and impurities in the body of a cultivator, and he can keep his skin clean, delicate and shiny without taking a bath for a month, and because of his extraordinary spiritual state, he naturally exudes a dusty aura-not to mention Xu Guangcheng's appearance, even if it is A passer-by who meets the above two conditions at the same time will appear extremely noble and temperamental.

"Then why are you always unhappy with him? What makes you dissatisfied with him?!"

Xiang Ming put on the posture of "confidant brother".

"……He He……"

Zhong Wuchuan was at a loss for words.

He didn't know how to explain to his senior brother the relationship between him and Xu Guangcheng that was between master and servant but also between friends!

"Junior Brother, I know why you are unhappy. Mr. Xu is the most sought-after tall, rich and handsome guy, but you are a newcomer who can't even support yourself. You are more cute than handsome, and your EQ is barely above the average—"

"Brother, are you praising me or hurting me!" Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help interrupting Xiang Ming.

Xiang Ming laughed, and said, "I'm seeking truth from facts. Let's use an analogy that may make you uncomfortable. You and Mr. Xu are on a blind date show at the same time. You will be rejected in the first round, but he can last until the last one." There are more than [-]% of the female guests who will blow up the lights for him."

"Stop talking! It's too hurtful!"

"I am obliged to help you recognize the reality," Xiang Ming said, "You are upset with him because he makes you feel inferior. And the better he treats you, the heavier your inferiority complex will be, and you will even feel panic, feeling that you are not worthy If you fall in love with such a good man, you feel that this man's kindness to you is not true, you are worried..."

"Brother! What nonsense are you talking about! He and I are ordinary! Pure! Friends relationship!"

The more he listened, the more he felt that the taste was not right. Zhong Wuchuan interrupted Xiang Ming's rambling.

Xiang Ming was stunned.

He put down his half-drunk beer and looked at Zhong Wuchuan seriously and seriously: "Junior brother, I remember you... haven't you always been very clever? Why are you acting so slow on this matter! You...you... ...After so many things happened, you still think that you and him are pure friends?!"

"Is not it!"

Xiang Ming nodded seriously: "No."

Zhong Wuchuan suddenly became furious.

"Senior brother, you have always been a straight man of steel! How could you suddenly become more eighth than an eighth woman! And... gossip... gossip... this kind of thing!"

"Who said that straight men can't have the soul of gossip?" Xiang Mingli said bluntly, "Junior brother, don't worry, I and your other senior brothers are very open-minded, and you will definitely not gossip because you can't find a girlfriend. Find a boyfriend and break up with you!"

"Where is this going!"

Zhong Wuchuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Xiang Ming thought he had hit on Zhong Wuchuan's pain, and said comfortingly, "Junior brother, don't think too much, let everything take its course!"

"Let it be...you..."

Zhong Wuchuan had the urge to vomit blood again.

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After seeing off his nosy brother, Zhong Wuchuan bought green vegetables, tofu, corn and pork ribs at a nearby vegetable market, preparing to make two dishes and one soup for dinner.

Put the blanched pork ribs into a casserole half filled with water, turn on the gas stove, cut the corn into sections for later use, Zhong Wuchuan turned around and began to wash the vegetables, and at the same time he was muttering in his heart: what happened recently?Why has it been a week since I left Shanhai Pet Center, and I still keep encountering those things?

"Because you smell like mountains and seas."

Xu Guangcheng's voice suddenly rang out. Fortunately, Zhong Wuchuan had gradually gotten used to the spiritual connection with him, and he was not surprised when he heard his voice. He stood calmly in front of the sink and asked while washing vegetables, "Taste?"

"You haven't stayed in Shanhai Pet Center for a long time, but all you come into contact with are high-grade exotic animals. You have their smell on your body, which is the so-called smell of mountains and seas." Xu Guangcheng said, "Animals are sensitive to smells. Very sensitive."

"I understand! What you mean is that I have the smell of strange beasts from mountains and seas on my body. This kind of smell cannot be smelled by ordinary people, but it can be sensed by strange beasts from mountains and seas who live in the city. They will smell it Attracted, take the initiative to come to my side?"

While talking, Zhong Wuchuan was busy cutting vegetables and tofu, checking the boiling of the soup in the casserole.

"Yes." Xu Guangcheng added, "For those monsters hiding in the city, the smell on you is as strong as a lighthouse in the dark, and it is impossible to pretend not to notice."

"Isn't that..."

Zhong Wuchuan started cooking.

Xu Guangcheng stopped talking and stood quietly outside the kitchen waiting for him to finish dinner.

With three strokes, five strokes, and two strokes, Zhong Wuchuan prepared dinner and brought it out of the kitchen.

When he saw Xu Guangcheng standing by the dining table with the appearance of a second uncle, he was out of breath and said, "When did you come here!"

"You sent me here."

Xu Guangcheng took the stir-fried vegetables and spicy tofu from Zhong Wuchuan's hands very naturally, put them on the table, and asked by the way, "Do you need me to bring the soup pot for you?"

"What do you say!"

Zhong Wuchuan turned around and went back to the kitchen to get the bowls and chopsticks.

Xu Guangcheng took out the soup pot and spoon, put them on the table, and said flatteringly, "It looks really good!"

"Of course, I beat my mom when I was 13!"

Zhong Wuchuan served Xu Guangcheng a bowl of rice, and said by the way: "When I was passing by the subway station two days ago, I met a guy who bought fake instant noodles and claimed to be a unicorn. Said that I will be unlucky for a while."

"You believe him?"

"Why don't you believe me? Meeting you is my greatest misfortune!"

Zhong Wuchuan began to pick up rice and eat vegetables.

Xu Guangcheng held the rice and said nothing.

Zhong Wuchuan looked up and found that he was actually holding a bowl of rice in a daze, he couldn't help asking: "Why are you crazy?"

"It's nothing, thinking that I died in the chaos of war..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Zhong Wuchuan hurriedly called to stop, and reminded by the way: "From tomorrow, I will be an employee of the nursing home! Please keep a distance from me from now on, and don't appear by my side at all times, or talk to yourself in my head !Especially when I'm at work! I've left my job, I just want to be a normal person, thank you for your cooperation!"

Zhong Wuchuan made a gesture of please.

Xu Guangcheng sighed and said, "I will do my best."