The unlucky life of a medical student

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After a deep breath that almost sucked in all the air in the room, Zhong Wuchuan woke up from the operating bed, and found himself sitting on the operating bed, surrounded by nothing, no one, no decoration, the walls were pure white, glistening glow.

"Hospital? Mortuary?"

Thinking of the last scene before he lost consciousness, Zhong Wuchuan lowered his head, his clothes had a big hole, but the heart pierced by Feng Qi's hot and hard claws like red-hot iron was smooth and clean without any scars.

I am dead?This is the space after death?

Zhong Wuchuan tried to sort things out.

If this is the afterspace, why does he have holes in his clothes!

If it was a living person, why did such a serious injury heal so quickly without leaving a scar?

"anyone there?"

Zhong Wuchuan leaned on the edge of the bed and carefully climbed down.

There are no slippers in this shabby place, walking barefoot on the white floor, it is very cold.

"Where is this? Can someone explain to me? Where am I?"

Zhong Wuchuan yelled while walking, but his answer was an empty echo.

He groped along the wall and soon found a door.

open the door--

"This is……"

Outside the door turned out to be the living room!

His living room!

Shocked but deeply angry!

On the sofa in the living room, three bastards, two big and one small, are fighting the landlord.

The face and body of the black-robed man wearing the bronze dragon mask are covered with white stripes; the perfect CG-faced male god who once lent him Daqi Tongbao seems to be red-eyed, and the action of throwing cards is as cruel as a slap in the face; the only one The rational one, no more than five years old in appearance, has the eyes of a thousand-year-old gambler.

Xu Guangcheng was obviously numb to this kind of scene, sitting by the window and playing with his mobile phone wholeheartedly, turning a blind eye to the noise around him.

When Zhong Wuchuan pushed the door, the kitchen door just opened, and a Qilin who loves to wear fake Armani came out with a big pot of soup.

The moment our eyes met——

"How do you—"

"you are not……"

Before he finished speaking, Qi Ling's feet slipped, and Zhong Wuchuan's face was about to make intimate contact with the soup pot in Qi Ling's hand!

"do not want!"

"quick!"

"Stop!"

Three sounds sounded at the same time, and the soup that was about to burn his face was released infinitely slowly in the air. Zhong Wuchuan could see every drop of water in the air, every bit of green onion in the soup, and even how the water at the tip of the fish's tail was. It turned into drops of water and fell down...you can see it clearly!

what's going on?How did the water in the soup can suddenly become a movie special effects lens?

"You don't need to thank me, it's a little effort."

The man with the bronze dragon mask raised his head, his tone showing off unusually.

"Who wants to thank you!"

Qi Ling grumbled, took the suspended soup back into the can, smiled apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, the soles of my feet are slippery."

"There's something wrong with me, too."

Zhong Wuchuan helped Qi Ling take out the dishes from the kitchen, put them on the table, and looked at the big three and one small on the sofa: "Who can give me an explanation?"

"This one……"

Di Ku looked at Xu Guangcheng cutely.

Zhuyin tore off the white stripes on his body, and said slowly: "Old Xu, you see that your pet is running around again, can our debt be written off?"

"Correct two things. First, he is not my pet. Next time, don't use such a title that is prone to disputes. Second, the owner of your debt is not me but him. He thinks it can be written off before I can give it to him." You cancel the account!"

After hearing Xu Guangcheng's words, Zhuyin stood up, walked in front of Zhong Wuchuan, and said in a low voice: "I didn't mean to throw you beside Qiongqi so that Qiongqi would dig your heart out of you, please forgive me!"

"You are……"

Zhong Wuchuan stared at Zhuyin's bronze dragon mask and black robe for a long time, but he didn't understand what this guy was.

"I am Zhuyin, that is, Zhulong," Zhuyin said in a good voice, "don't ask me why I wear a bronze dragon mask, human eyes can't bear my gaze."

"The cowhide is so big!"

"No, he didn't brag," Di Ku said, "The Candle Dragon is the ruler of the underworld. It was born when Pangu transformed into everything in the world. It has a body like a snake, a body length of thousands of miles, a candle that burns like fire, and its breathing is related to the timing... ..."

Every time Di Ku said a word, behind the bronze mask would be a soft snort of satisfaction.

After finishing the records in "Shan Hai Jing", Di Ku suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Actually, his body was transformed from that part of Pan Gu."

"Which part? Which part?"

Zhong Wuchuan was attracted by Di Ku's nagging tone, and all the gossip cells in his body were excited.

"Which part could it be? The whole body is red, big, thick and long. When you open your eyes, it's daytime. When you close them, it's night. It can also spray hot things!"

"Oh oh oh, I understand, I understand!"

Zhong Wuchuan was taken aback by Di Ku's hint, and when he looked at Zhuyin's mysterious shape again, he couldn't help showing pity.

No wonder this big brother is wearing a bronze mask and a big black robe even in the air-conditioned room. It turns out to be...

Pitiful!

very pitiful!

What a pity!

Zhuyin didn't understand Zhong Wuchuan's regretful eyes, but he could perceive Zhong Wuchuan's thoughts.

When he read that Zhong Wuchuan's imagination of his body under the black robe was full of mosaics, Zhu Yin's mood suddenly darkened!

"Di Ku, you bastard! Nonsense! My good-for-nothing Lord of the Nether! Why did you become the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——] in your mouth! Which bastard wrote it! You give me the book, and I will read it right now." Go find him! Let him know the price of saying that I am the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——]!"

"Which of your ears heard me say that you are the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——], obviously you have always been inferior to yourself as the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——], so you only heard a little bit of wind and thought I was Mocking you as the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——]!"

Di Ku dug out a pile of earwax with unrivaled grace, wiped his hands, and said to Qi Ling, "Little Linlin, do you agree that he is the incarnation of Pangu's [beep——]?"

"Based on what he did to my dad, the [beep——] whose main body is Pangu is 90.00% reliable."

Xiao Bao sat on the sofa, complaining about his father in an old-fashioned way.

Zhu Yin was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only pat his son's head and said, "Xiaobao, you are indeed my own son!"

"Hee hee, thank you for the compliment!"

Xiaobao turned into a cub Qilin to feed Qi Ling.

Di Ku said to Zhong Wuchuan: "Sit down, I know you must have a lot of questions right now."

"Yeah, lots and lots of questions."

Zhong Wuchuan sighed, pointed to his heart, and said, "What's going on? I remember that when I passed out, Feng Qi's claws had scratched four holes in my heart, and my lung lobe was also punctured. Why did I wake up..."

"The answer is very simple. We asked a doctor to sew up your wound," Di Ku said. "Why didn't you leave a scar? Because we used threads made of dragon mane and needles made of unicorn scales. Finally, we returned the wound to the doctor." You have a Pangu stone implanted in your heart and a unicorn blessing! After spending so much money, if I can’t get the man back completely, I, the owner of Shanhai Pet Center, will simply retire and go to Hokkaido as a fisherman. "

"Hurry up and retire, don't stay here to harm your employees, you cat-sucking monster!"

Hearing the words, Zhuyin made a sour remark.

"I'm Dijun's owner. Sucking cats is a matter of course. Don't say grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes here!"

Di Ku laughed at Zhu Yin.

At this time, Zhong Wuchuan was seriously doing math problems.

"...According to what you said, I can survive because there is a Pangu stone in my heart, a unicorn blessing, and the surgical thread made of dragon mane has been dissolved in my body...Then I am now Is it still human?"

"From the perspective of self-cognition alone, you are a pure human being, but if you carefully calculate the composition of your body—"

Xu Guangcheng sighed, and said, "One-third of your body has nothing to do with humans. Moreover, this ratio will gradually expand over time, and you will find that your five senses become more and more sensitive, and the speed of aging Slower and slower, hands and feet become more flexible, and there is even a [-]% possibility of growing wings..."

"What, grow wings! Then I won't be an angel? No, I'm a birdman!"

Zhong Wuchuan screamed.

"To be precise, it's not a bird man, a demon man, or a human demon. In short, you can use whichever name you see, I don't care."

"Nonsense, of course you don't care, it's not you who turned into a monster! I don't want to be a monster! I don't even want to be a ladyboy!"

Zhong Wuchuan really wanted to grab Xu Guangcheng's neck and shake it vigorously until his brain was on the same channel as himself.

"The situation was urgent at that time, if I didn't do this, you would die," Xu Guangcheng explained, "In order to save your life, I can only—"

"Did you ask me if I would like to!"

"In that case, how can I ask you if you want to?"

Xu Guangcheng's answer left Zhong Wuchuan silent.

After a few minutes--

"...Actually, let me die under Feng Qi's claws, it might not be a good thing...You follow me and solve my problems for me purely for atonement...I die, you are free, you can continue Be your loose cultivator, free and unrestrained in the world of mortals, play in the world... I don't have to worry about whether to be a shemale or a demon..."

"But I want you to live, the living you is the you I want!"

Xu Guangcheng looked into Zhong Wuchuan's eyes and spoke word by word.

"Do not hesitate to go against my will, let me live in a form that is neither human nor demon!"

"Correct!"

The author has something to say:

【Evil Little Tail】

"You are too selfish!"

"Emotions are inherently selfish!"

"I hate you!"

"Hate will be changed by time, you will compromise one day, and thank me for today's decision!"

Then, under the blessing of the unicorn, student Zhong easily absorbed the power of Pangu Stone, evolved into a super beast, fell in love with the control freak Xu, and fought until the earth was destroyed~~~

Then I went to outer space in Noah's spaceship, and continued to tear it up, scouring the entire planet~~~hahaha~~~

I recommend a popular science article on Guoke.com: Is homosexuality an "unnatural" phenomenon?

There are two passages in it that I like very much:

1. Human beings have not found any animals in nature that do not have same-sex^sex^behavior-except those that do not even have sex at all.

2. You can argue that it violates religious dogma, but this argument is not valid for non-religious people.You can say it goes against traditional views, but tradition also used to hold that masters had the right to rape slaves, interracial marriages were unforgivable, and rich people could take concubines.You can say it appeals to your instincts, but when same-sex behavior is so prevalent in nature, how do you prove that it is really your instinct, and how does your instinct have a binding force on others?

Humans don't like to change their views, and they will try to find reasons to defend themselves; homosexuality is contrary to the common sense of many people, so it is not surprising that some people oppose it and try to condemn it morally.

However, Einstein said that the so-called common sense is nothing but the sum of prejudices accumulated before the age of 18.