The unlucky life of a medical student

"What's your name! Where are you from! Why don't you have an ID card!"

"We are cultivators! We are all in Shushan..."

"Shushan, you ghost! If you want to be a Taoist priest, you can go to a decent place like Wudang Mountain or Longhu Mountain to become a monk. Why go to Shushan! Do you still want to cultivate immortality!"

"Auntie, you misunderstood, we..."

"Misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding! I can tell by looking at you, just like my son! You know how to read those garbage novels all day long! My brain is broken!! Stop talking, show me your ID card first! Especially you !"

Feng Yu was pointed at by the director of the neighborhood committee and scolded: "If you don't learn well at a young age, you will know how to deceive people on the Internet! You are still ignorant, do you want to do bad things! Tell me! Why don't you talk! Tell me clearly!"

"Female Tanyue, what happened this time is really not our fault..."

The senior brother stood up and tried to rescue the juniors.

As a newcomer to the world of mortals, he obviously underestimated the power of the aunt who organized the square dance in the neighborhood committee, and was taught another lesson by the aunt before he finished speaking.

"It's not your fault, could it be my fault! Stop talking nonsense and show me your ID card!"

"ID card……"

The five Shushan disciples were all stunned.

At this time, several aunts finally found that the house had been cut off from water and electricity.

For the sake of these young people, the director of the neighborhood committee took out a booklet and said, "Read it with me! Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness!"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice..."

Shushan sword cultivators, who don't want to conflict with the common people, read the 24 words of scientific development together with the aunts with a bitter face.

After finishing reading, the director of the neighborhood committee finally put on a gentle face and said, "It seems that you guys are not hopeless, so why not go to the police station to register with us first! Make up for the utility bills you owe. ! Such a black light and blind fire will make the neighbors suspect whether the people living here are people or ghosts!"

"This one……"

Shushan sword repairers don't want to go to the police station with the aunt of the neighborhood committee, they have the task of killing demons and demons to complete.

But the strength of aunts is not that they can disobey.

"Brother, do we want to..."

The most impulsive third child asked the second and eldest.

The elder brother thought for a while, and said: "Master asked us in the world of mortals to ask, saying that everything is very low-key and conforms to the rules of the world. Since the rules tell us to go to the police station of Lao Shizi, let's go there once!"

"Yes, Big Brother!"

The four juniors bowed together.

In the eyes of several members of the neighborhood committee, this scene immediately became a typical example of "severe poisoning of Internet novels".

What are young people thinking now, one by one...

Ugh!

The aunts thought regretfully and took them downstairs.

……

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The community Zhong Wuchuan rents has always been peaceful, and any quarrels in the corridors will cause long discussions among middle-aged and elderly people who are idle at home, not to mention that this time it was "a surprise inspection by the aunt of the neighborhood committee, and brought down five undocumented black households who claimed to be Shushan Jianxiu. What's more, these black households are so poor that they even owe water, electricity and gas for several months!" Such a big deal.

On the night when the incident happened, the middle-aged and elderly people in the two communities knew about this strange incident.

Like Zhong Wuchuan before entering the Shanhai Pet Center, the residents do not believe in the existence of Shushan Jianxiu, thinking that they are a group of neuropathy who read online novels about cultivating immortals and saw poisoning, although these middle-aged and elderly people will go to the temple every [-]th Burn incense and worship Buddha.

At night, Zhong Wuchuan, who went out to take out the garbage, heard these discussions in the community, and couldn't help but be convinced by Xu Guangcheng's method: "How could you think of such a clever method?"

Xu Guangcheng said: "Because I have been in contact with you for a long time."

"What does this have to do with me?"

Zhong Wuchuan was puzzled.

"Those people and beasts in Shanhai take the initiative to contact the outside world, but after all, they are based on Shanhai. When encountering a sword cultivator, everyone's first reaction is 'the enemy is here, let's fight!".

The same is true of sword cultivators. They are not sensitive to external changes, and their thinking is still stuck in the old-fashioned way of killing demons and demons.

You are different, you were born in this world as a human, and have grown up with the world for more than 20 years. Your views on sword repair and strange beasts are exactly what most people in this world think.In your cognition, monsters and sword cultivators are absurd existences, which only belong to the fantasy elements of online novels.

So, I took advantage of this and wiped out these ignorant sword cultivators! "

"No wonder those guys in Shanhai Pet Center are afraid of you," Zhong Wuchuan said, "You really have..."

"Very well."

Xu Guangcheng took the lead, making it impossible for Zhong Wuchuan to say the word "scheming" that he originally wanted to say.

Zhong Wuchuan threw away the sorted garbage and said: "Old Xu, your trick is really powerful, and you sent them to the police station without any effort. But this trick can only control them for a while and not for a lifetime. After they come out, we will take care of them." ..."

"The times are different, and the old Huangli is useless. As long as they don't realize this, no matter how many times they appear in front of us, they will be sent to the police station very quickly. Of course, if they realize this, they won't Trouble us again!"

"why?"

"You'll know later."

Xu Guangcheng was about to go back to the building, Zhong Wuchuan chased after him, and asked, "What if... I mean, if there is a fight, what are our chances of winning?"

"It depends on who the opponent is," Xu Guangcheng said, "If the opponent is me, they will die before they can make a move; if the opponent is a trash unicorn, they will win half of the battle if they can use the sword; of course, if they pick you..."

"I know I'm a rookie, you don't need to remind me."

"What I mean is, if they dare to hurt you, they have to be careful to sit in prison," Xu Guangcheng said, "because strictly speaking, you are still human, and they are monks. When monks hurt people, it is a violation of the hidden agreement. He will be hunted down collectively by other monks in the realm of comprehension and strange beasts in the world of mountains and seas, and will end up in prison!"

"What is the Hidden World Agreement?"

"The agreement that both the comprehension world and the mountain and sea world must abide by. Unless there are special circumstances, you cannot reveal your identity."

"Then why are you still revealing your identity in front of me? I'm an ordinary person..."

Having said that, Zhong Wuchuan's voice suddenly dropped.

He suddenly realized that he was no longer an ordinary person, and Xu Guangcheng had never exposed his monk status to ordinary people other than himself.

Xu Guangcheng smiled slightly and said, "You and I didn't meet in the secular world, so we are not restricted by the hidden world agreement."

"I see."

……

……

Back in the house, Qi Ling and his son were not noisy, and they didn't even wander around in the living room.

Zhong Wuchuan was feeling curious when he suddenly saw the bedroom door was ajar and there was a crooked voice coming from inside. After listening carefully, it turned out to be "I can't drink if my son can drink", "Why are you so shameless", "I'm so miserable, it's my turn You are such a father" and other three vulgar content, coupled with the creaking shaking sound, suddenly creepy.

"Two unscrupulous bastards! Actually... I want to buy new sheets! This bed is useless!"

Zhong Wuchuan, who can accept male-male love but cannot accept things that violate the natural rules such as male breastfeeding, decisively placed an order online and bought a brand new suit.

After placing an order——

"Why don't you just buy the sheets? You don't even want the pillowcases?"

"My bed was messed up by this pair of dogs. The sheets, bed covers and pillows must be useless!" Zhong Wuchuan said with righteous indignation.

"Then why did you buy a four-piece suit? You need two pillowcases?"

Xu Guangcheng pointed out that Zhong Wuchuan was suspicious.

Zhong Wuchuan blushed immediately, and said falteringly: "The landlord's bed is a double size, so it's more suitable to buy a four-piece set! The extra pillowcase...that pillowcase can be used as a change..."

"So that's what happened. I thought you were planning to invite someone home for the night."

Xu Guangcheng pretended to speak calmly, fully reflecting the words "the speaker has no intention".

Zhong Wuchuan was interested in the listener, and quickly explained: "I live with a cosmic-level bad roommate like Qi Ling, how can I bring someone back to spend the night! Is it too long!"

"He didn't dare," Xu Guangcheng said, "He just has a fierce mouth, but he is actually very timid."

"Who, who said that!"

Zhong Wuchuan didn't believe it.

Xu Guangcheng said, "I said so."

"how is this possible!"

"If you don't believe me, you should knock on the door now and say that you want to use the room, and make sure that he and his partner who is full of trash will not fart a single fart, and then obediently let the room out!"

"That must be because you are by my side, not because... because..."

Zhong Wuchuan couldn't continue.

With a low emotional intelligence, he finally felt that something subtle was spreading to each other...

There was a sudden silence in the living room.

The crooked sound in the bedroom was made even more sultry and heart-burning.

Embarrassed, the two stood up together and said in unison: "Do you want to..."

This move made them fall into embarrassment and silence again.

As a result, the sound in the bedroom became even louder, a vivid 3D stereo surround sound!

Zhong Wuchuan finally couldn't help it, and said to Xu Guangcheng: "It's getting late, you should go back."

"Well," Xu Guangcheng glanced at the bedroom door and said, "What are you going to do tonight?"

"This... It's okay to sleep on the sofa... Who told me to take it short..."

Zhong Wuchuan was helpless.

Xu Guangcheng said, "I'll take you to Aizhu Community, No. 351 Renmin Road, and then go back to sleep."