Salted fish plane live room

There is only one exception - Lin Feng's family.

Lin Feng has never closed his mouth since he received this task.Although the other team members in the family don't have a good face, does it have something to do with my good mood?

Not really?

As for why—

The time went back to a day ago, the moment when the family arrived at this place on the first day.

"Why did you come so late?" The youngest little girl in the team was holding a pure black parasol when the sun was not dazzling at first rise. "I also want to come here earlier to see that there are many beautiful gadgets on the street."

"Give up, Leah, there is no night market in this small town, if you dare to throw your umbrella to bask in the sun, I will tie you up and send you to the Pope!" Lin Feng threatened shamelessly, "Maybe you can get a pen reward .”

"Give up, Leah, there is no night market in this small town, if you dare to throw your umbrella to bask in the sun, I will tie you up and send you to the Pope!" Lin Feng threatened shamelessly, "Maybe you can get a pen reward .”

Ms. Goth Lolilia said she was literally threatened.

The pope and the vampire are natural enemies, right?

Oh——

My captain is shameless!No human rights!

Satisfied, he looked at the empty sign-up point outside the arena.

Lin Feng secretly admired his ingenuity.

what is this?

This is the experience that Lao Tzu got out of the army of thousands of art exams!On the first day, it was so crowded that you couldn’t even fart. On the last day of registration, even a plastic bag blown by the wind would not want to stay here!

Six people wrote their family names on the registration wall.After the name was written, the words on the wall suddenly shone brightly, and the family's name gradually melted into the wall that was more than ten meters high in the dazzling sunlight.

Lin Feng didn't even have time to marvel at the majesty of this magic.

I heard Litmi's heart-piercing scream, "Leah————————!"

A kind of suddenness, if it is repeated hundreds of times, it will not be sudden at all.

Now Lin Feng, who was at the front and closest to the wall, was very experienced and stretched out his right arm after hearing the wind behind him.

A black shadow was impartial, and hit Lin Feng's outstretched arm just at this moment.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts——" Liya bumped into Lin Feng's outstretched arm unexpectedly, huddled on the ground, covered her head with tears in her eyes, and accused Lin Feng of being ungrateful.

It would be a ghost if you can pity the fragrance and cherish the jade when you meet this guy!

A vampire who is naturally afraid of the sun has been jumping up whenever he sees a bright place for decades. The more poisonous the sun is, the more he wants to throw his umbrella and burn himself into paper ashes.

How did such a miraculous existence survive until now?

Lin Feng was really curious!

Lia couldn't find comfort from the captain, so she turned her head to find a warm arm from the only good man in the team

"Fish...they all bully..."

Before he finished speaking, there were still tears on his face, but he couldn't stop crying.Because the person who was crying has disappeared!

At the same time, Lin Feng, the captain, also collapsed. "Where did that mermaid go????"

"Last night when I was about to cross the dark forest, I encountered a small river and he didn't dare to come." As a bard, Vicky always showed his true nature when he was mixed with five other people, his face was so paralyzed that he could not talk much Not much to say.In fact, the essence of this product is not an angel at all.Bai has a face like a little angel!

Lin Feng collapsed, "I forgot that mermaids have hydrophobia. Why didn't you tell me?"

Vicki: ...facial paralysis "I wasn't his guardian yesterday."

Lin Feng:! ! ! "Is there no family love if you are not a guardian?"

Lin Feng flipped the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It's really hard to lead the team when it grows up! (Must use a heart-wrenching tone!)

"That's what you said when the mermaid got lost for the [-]th time. You don't care if you say you're not the person in charge."

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows, "I'm the captain, so I can say that, can't you?" His tone was extremely mean, very shameless.

Sure enough, it was a miracle that six people could walk together.

A bard with facial paralysis whose special skill is to black out everyone.wiki

One likes the sun so much, and the other is looking for a dead vampire who rushes to the brightest place without paying attention.Leah

A shameless captain who has no lower limit and is cheap.Raymond Lam

A pair of twin brothers.Litmi and Mivandis.Of the two brothers, one is a prince and the other is a transvestite.

Finally, there is the lost one, whose name is a mermaid.

Yes, he is a mermaid, and a mermaid with hydrophobia.

Because the mermaid has a lot of problems, such as hydrophobia and hydrophobia, everyone in the family takes turns to be the guardian of the mermaid.

Lin Feng: "Then who was the guardian of the mermaid yesterday?"

Mevandis graciously admitted, "It's me."

Lin Feng: "Why didn't you watch the mermaid?"

Mivandis: "How can a prince as noble and glamorous as me be able to do a job that is not at all gorgeous as a nanny?"

"Yesterday he ate too much and had diarrhea." Viki mercilessly exposed Prince Mevandis' lie.

Mevandis: QAQ

That must not be it!How could I make such a vulgar gesture? "That's not diarrhea, it's the removal of the gorgeous crimson solid from the body..."

"That's enough, don't talk about it." Lin Feng interrupted with a wave of his hand, "It's even more disgusting when you describe it...Since you lost it, go and bring the mermaid back."

"Impossible." Mevandis refused righteously. "To find today's guardian should be to find today's guardian. Today's guardian is not me!"

"Then let whoever finds it." Lin Feng really didn't want to say more, "Who is it?"

Four pairs of eyes stared at Lin Feng silently.

Lin Feng: ... "It's outrageous." After finding out that the last blame was thrown on him, Lin Feng angrily slapped the table, "Who did you learn this kind of bureaucracy?"

Then heartbroken, "I have to deal with my own affairs! I have to wipe my own shit!"

Mevandis: "How did I do something so filthy? Crimson solid!"

Lin Feng: "Enough! You lost it on the day of your guardian, whoever you don't go to!" The BOSS-sama acted on the wind and played a shameless good card!

Several people shirk each other.

The poor lost child was squatting on the other side of the river, looking pitifully at the depths of the jungle on the other side of the river.Hope through the autumn water.

Little did he know that his family mates had come up with such a ruthless definition after a long debate.

It was obviously his own fault that the mermaid got lost!Punish him for coming to us by himself.

clap clap-

The applause lasted for a long time.All votes passed the resolution.

Because it is not far to turn around to find the mermaid, but it is too far!numb!bother!up!

After all, it's a family, so it's not good to be too ruthless.

The matter of finding the mermaid is definitely because he, as the family boss, has not escaped.It was because of knowing that Lin Feng felt very relieved when he learned that the mission was to return to the Dark Forest.

What is the happiest thing in a person's life when he is unlucky?

It must be the one who pulled up the four backs before dying.It is better to die alone than to die alone!

The cheerful atmosphere around Lin Feng's body made the few small families next to him who got the scroll very unhappy.

What are you?You can count the number of people in your family with two hands, so why do you make such a show?Where is the mission going?Dark Forest!

When accepting blessings yesterday, Wiki felt that there were too many people at the entrance, so he ran to the intersection to sell and sing.Mevandis felt that the crowd was not in line with his elegant temperament, so he took a look at it from a distance and left.Lin Feng had been watching and waiting for no one to squeeze in, but it was a pity that he was carried and thrown out.

The whole family went in with only Lia and Litmi.

It's fine for a swordsman like Litemi to accept the blessing.Leah, a vampire of the dark department, accepted the blessing simply because she had lived enough and didn't want to see the moon tonight.Was thrown out of the plaza by Litmi.

Therefore, the family members who have accepted the blessing are shrouded in a milky white halo.

Standing with these families, Lin Feng and the others without halo looked so poor and pitiful.

This is the fundamental reason for the displeasure of those families.

With such a poor family, what capital do you have to play foolishly here?

Lin Feng acted too much, he was blocked by several tall and mighty orcs as soon as he left the forest

"Hey! Boy."

The orc pushed Lin Feng back with his strong pectoralis major, "What's your kid's name?"

Lin Feng rubbed his nose reddened by his muscles, "Lin Feng."

What's the name? !

The mainland is a Western fantasy background, so Lin Feng's Chinese style name was naturally laughed at by the surrounding orcs.

The orcs blocking Lin Feng laughed thickly, their voices were like bellows.It's harsh and extremely loud.

"Little weak chicken, we are the Fandi family. The little white faces of your family probably don't say that they have gone to the depths of the dark forest to complete the task. I am afraid that they will be scared out of their wits if they go halfway?"

After the orc said this, the three orcs around him laughed again.

Lin Feng expressed his incomprehension to their extremely low laughter, but he expressed his understanding for their behavior.Mentally handicapped children are much happier.

The whole continent knows that orcs only have muscles but not brains.

The orcs laughed out loud because they really had a laugh.Look at Lin Feng's teammates!

A little girl who looks less than 14 years old (actually a Montenegrin old demon over 300 years old)

A weak little beauty (mummy)

Two Gigolos (Vicky and Mevandis)

A little weak chicken (Lin Feng)...

Look, what kind of shit family is this!

The orc laughed loudly again. "Hey, do you want your family to follow us into the forest? As long as you hand over three gold coins to us every day if you pick up spar, as long as you promise our family to protect you into the forest!"

Leah looked disdainful on the side.

dark forest?Danger?What country joke are you talking about?

Lin Feng looked up at the orc with surprise.A pair of eyes sparkled, and that ordinary face instantly became extraordinary, "Really? Brother? Thank you, thank you! Thank you so much."