Salted fish plane live room

Liu Xiaohan is the only daughter of Uncle Fang Chang, and she is currently in her sophomore year.He has been like a tomboy since he was a child, with a crew cut and fights with Fang Chang every day.Every time you lose, every time you fight, you don't cry or complain when you lose, and challenge next time with a snot in your nose.Because of this, Fang Chang and Liu Xiaohan have been playing subway since they were young, just like real brothers and sisters.There is not much difference in grade between the two of them, Liu Xiaohan is used to calling Fang Chang by first name and surname, and Fang Chang doesn't feel that she is so old or young.

But since college, tomboys have grown their hair and started wearing makeup.I haven't seen him for almost a year, and Liu Xiaohan has changed a lot.

Fang Chang messed up Liu Xiaohan's hairstyle, Liu Xiaohan was not annoyed, he took off the hair tie and sat down to comb his hair again.

"Okay, such a big change!" Fang Chang raised his eyebrows and poked Liu Xiaohan, "Is there a date?"

Seeing that his aunt was not there, Liu Xiaohan rolled his eyes: "No, I just want to look pretty in a skirt, no way."

"Okay, okay." Fang Chang picked up the box of melon seeds from the coffee table and handed it forward, "Do you want to eat?"

"Don't eat... Hey, Fang Chang, how much money does being a teacher make?"

"No, I resigned. I'm working as an anchor now."

"Oh." Liu Xiaohan agreed, but did not continue.The acting department of the little girl is ambitious, and she is waiting to graduate to realize her dream of being a drama actor. Not to mention being an anchor, even becoming an actor is considered vulgar to Liu Xiaohan who has dreams.After Liu Xiaohan finished tying his hair, he looked at Fang Chang with great interest, "That's right! I just remembered that we have opened a new live CS here. Do you want to play a game?"

Not to mention real guns, Fang Chang, who has even played with laser guns, is not very enthusiastic about real CS now.He still has more than a hundred laser guns in the background of the live broadcast room, and he is worried that there is no place to put them.Fang Chang, who has just returned from the 'war years', doesn't want to go through the 'mountain of swords and sea of ​​fire' again. "If you change your plan, why don't we play games?"

Liu Xiaohan's eyes lit up, "Go to an Internet cafe to hack?"

As long as you don’t go to CS, and you can sit down, you can actually do anything, Fang Chang repeatedly agreed: “Success!”

Liu Xiaohan patted his butt and stood up from the sofa.

Fang's mother came out of the kitchen with fruit, and Liu Xiaohan was already standing by the side, ready to leave. "Auntie, Fang Chang and I went out."

"Hey, I've washed all the fruits."

Liu Xiaohan looked back, and took one from the fruit plate that Fang's mother was holding. "Then I'll take an apple. Hey. Thank you, aunt."

Fang Chang followed behind and pawed: "Then I'll take an apple too."

The two of them each had an apple, gnawed away.

The Internet cafe wasn't too close, so the two of them went out and took a taxi.When I arrived at the Internet cafe and played a game, Liu Xiaohan went to the bathroom, and Fang Chang leaned back and waited for her to come back.As a result, with such a leaning, a pair of dirty paws rested on his shoulders.

Fang Chang turned his head. The owner of the dirty paws was a young man with tattoos on both arms. I couldn't tell exactly what the tattoos were, but they looked like Pippi Shrimp.Pippi Shrimp had a cigarette in his mouth, and when he opened his mouth, the ash fell down.

Fang Chang: ...

Silently dodged to the side to hide from the soot.

Pippi Xia: "I'm here to warn you, stay away from Liu Xiaohan in the future. She is my woman."

Fang Chang twitched the corner of his mouth, trying not to spray it out.

Is this Pippi Shrimp a second-degree disease or a bad brain...

Fang Chang: "I'm her brother."

Pippi Shrimp: "Stop doing this! Don't mess with my brothers and sisters. I know a lot of people in society!"

Fang Changzui couldn't help but continued, "There are a hundred ways to keep me from getting along here?"

When Pippi Xia was answered, he became angry from embarrassment: "Don't you fucking look down on me!!"

Wow!Pippi Shrimp is angry! !Pippi Shrimp is really angry!Pippi Shrimp got angry, and the consequences were serious!very scary! !

Trying to hold back the laughter, Fang Chang raised his head and felt a pain in his neck, so he lowered his head and rubbed his neck.

Pippi Xia felt that Fang Chang's actions were condescending, and his attitude became even more violent, "Liu Xiaohan is very pure and doesn't understand anything, you social people don't touch him."

Fang Chang wanted to grab Pippi Shrimp and show him the "pure" Liu Xiaohan in his mouth, and the pure love R1/8 traditional Chinese collector's edition in a bookcase in the bedroom.And——Fang Chang looked down at himself in sportswear, he was obviously very young, why did he become a 'society'?

"Cao Maolin?! What are you doing here?" Liu Xiaohan who went to the toilet finally came back.

Pippi Shrimp withdrew his paw frantically, and lowered his head helplessly: "I'm just afraid that you will be cheated."

Liu Xiaohan: "I'm willing to be cheated! What does it have to do with you? Why are you everywhere?!"

Liu Xiaohan tugged Fang Chang angrily: "Let's go."

Fang Chang gave Pippi Xia a friendly smile, paid the bill, and let Liu Xiaohan walk out with his arm.

Pippi shrimp lowered his head and followed behind without coming out.

After walking far away, Fang Chang asked: "Who is that Pippi shrimp?"

Liu Xiaohan laughed amusedly by Fang Chang's description, and explained after laughing: "Students in high school are scumbags. After sleeping with a girl in the class, I dumped her the next day. The reason was that I thought that girl was too easy to chase. A sense of accomplishment. I was still discussing in the boys group which girl is good and which one is not. When I came back from the freshman vacation, I started pestering me like a crazy person. I could see him everywhere, and even asked for my mobile phone to send me text messages every day. .”

Fang Chang patted Liu Xiaohan on the shoulder, "Thank you."

Liu Xiaohan: "That's nothing, who hasn't been stalked by scum, right?"

The two of them strolled all the way and walked back.As he walked, Fang Chang's expression became serious. "Liu Xiaohan, what is Pippi Shrimp basically doing now?"

Liu Xiaohan: "You fool, you said you need to pay for something. What's the matter?"

Fang Chang: "There are people following us."

Liu Xiaohan: "Huh?"

Fang Chang: "Don't look back, don't let them find out. There are about a dozen of them, and the Pipi shrimp is at the end."

Liu Xiaohan: "A dozen?"

Fang Chang: "There are some with sticks."

Liu Xiaohan: "Call the police?"

Fang Chang stopped Liu Xiaohan: "Call the police, what do you say when the police come? There is no evidence. It is very likely that even the equipment cannot be found. Before the police car arrives, these people can all run away. When the police leave, continue to come out Disgusting you."

It's really the so-called "accounting" profession, throwing manure into people's houses, painting, smashing glass and other immoral things can be done out of nowhere.

Fang Chang is not afraid, but his parents live in the local area.Being found at home by this group of scum is not only troublesome, but also unpleasant.

Now that they are entangled, they must be dealt with in one go.

Liu Xiaohan finally got a little scared: "Then what should I do?"

Fang Chang: "Pippi Xia is looking for so many people, isn't it just to 'teach' me a lesson and give them this chance."

Liu Xiaohan: "There are more than a dozen people! Didn't you say you still carry a stick? Are you crazy!?"

Fang Chang pressed Liu Xiaohan's hand, "Just wait and see."

After speaking, Liu Xiaohan and Liu Xiaohan pretended to be casual and went into the sparsely populated alley.

Sure enough, not long after entering the alley, Pippi Xia led a group of people to block Fang Chang and Liu Xiaohan back and forth.

Fang Chang blocked Liu Xiaohan behind him expressionlessly.

Pippi Shrimp pulled the stick out of the cloth, and slapped his palms again and again, "Boy, I tell you, don't toast and eat fine wine."

Fang Chang didn't really want to continue the conversation with Pippi Shrimp, it was too embarrassing.He took off his coat and stuffed it into Liu Xiaohan's arms, without saying a word, he rushed towards Pippi Shrimp.

There are six people blocking Pippi Shrimp.The alley space is narrow, Fang Chang rushed over, pulled one, folded one, pulled one, and dropped one.Finally, pull Pippi Shrimp's stick over, take it in your hand, and kick Pippi Shrimp on the ground.Turn around and rush back.

The people on the other side didn't even react at all. From their perspective, they saw Fang Chang heading towards Pippi Shrimp.On their side, they were scrambling to go over and drag the woman over, when they saw Fang Chang running over to Pippi Shrimp's side, and ran back with almost no pause.

It's like speeding up and down.

"Ha! Grandson—" One of them was about to laugh at Fang Chang and fled, but the words came to his lips and he couldn't speak.

Behind Fang Chang's back, there were 'corpses all over the field', and none of them stood on the ground, all lying on the ground and moaning blindly.

But seeing this scene, these people wanted to run, but it was too late.Because Fang Chang was in front of several people in the blink of an eye.

There was another burst of pulling and kicking, not only disarming them, but even breaking their right arm.

Running back and forth, the arms of more than a dozen people were broken.

joke!Fang Chang has even killed monsters before, so he is still afraid of a dozen gangsters?

Pippi Shrimp clutched his arm and did not forget that it is a 'society ruled by law' "You hurt people maliciously! We will sue you!!"

Fang Chang sneered: "Is there any evidence?"

Pippi Shrimp: "We are all witnesses!!"

Fang Chang: "You all deliberately framed me! Except for yourself, who can prove it? A bunch of people with criminal records, who will believe what they say? There is no one here. Who can prove that I hurt you all by myself More than a dozen people? Besides... you go and sue, a dozen or so people have been killed by one person, it sounds really good. After you sue, I want to know if you still have the face to continue messing around. "

Pippi Shrimp's face turned red and blue for a while, and looked very beautiful.

Fang Chang thought for a while, grabbed the five iron sticks of several people in his hands, walked over, and stood in front of Pippi Xia.He shook the iron rod in his hand, "See?"

Pippi Shrimp backed away in fright.

Fang Chang didn't care about Pippi Xia's expression, he twisted the five iron rods into twists, and threw them under Pippi Xia's feet. "Don't appear in front of our eyes again. If it appears again... I am not only proficient in twisting sticks, but also twisting people. You can try it."

Pippi Shrimp under his feet looked at the five thick iron bars mixed together and was easily condensed into twists by Fang Chang, before throwing them to his feet.Totally freaked out.

Fang Chang shrugged, walked back and stretched out his hand to Liu Xiaohan, Liu Xiaohan handed Fang Chang's coat to him with bright eyes, and the two stepped over the moaning 'dead body' and walked out of the alley.

"Okay!! Where did you learn your skills?"

Fang Chang is very proud: "My boss is my master, he is very powerful, with thick thighs, big thick legs!"

Liu Xiaohan looked forward to "I also want to be a teacher."

Fang Chang shook his head: "My boss doesn't accept any apprentices except me."

Liu Xiaohan curled his lips: "Then I'll go to the martial arts hall to learn. It sounds so good, martial arts halls are all over the street, and you are missing!"

The two walked back like this.

After a long time, a group of gangsters staggered out of the alley, clutched their broken right hand and took a taxi to the hospital by themselves.