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The starling clearly knows who the real boss is.

Flying over like a cannonball, I originally wanted to crash into the broad chest of the 'boss' to express my joy.

It's just that he kind of forgot that this powerful boss is not kind to it at all.

Li Mingyuan blocked the flying starling with his arm, pushed the bird aside, turned his face to Fang Chang's direction, and pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose with his fingers and index fingers, and the other party said: "Come with me .”

In the reflection of the glasses, Fang Chang's dynamic vision captured the eyes of the boss behind the reflection of the glasses for two seconds.

With just one glance, I could feel the boss's anger.

Recently, the boss's attitude towards Fang Chang has been that of gentle wind and drizzle, and even the eyes that look at Fang Chang seem to have a warm taste in them.It's been a long time since he looked so serious.

Fang Chang shrank his neck, knowing that he had done something wrong, so he resigned himself to his fate and followed the boss out of here.

The starling wanted to follow, but was stopped by a hand stretched out from the side.

Mynah: "I'm going! What are you doing! You're robbing the bird! Fang Chang! You look back, someone is going to rob you of the bird!!"

The person who hugged it smiled and smoothed his feathers: "Don't worry, don't worry, my name is Ye Jianzi, and I'm a fellow Taoist of Li Mingyuan, so I won't hurt you. They deal with their own private affairs, what did you do in the past, come here Why don't you come and chat with me here?"

Starling tilted his head to look at the white-bearded old man who was holding it: "What do you want to talk about?"

Ye Jianzi tugged at his beard, in fact he had a lot to talk about, but this mynah can be regarded as Li Mingyuan's bird anyway, he can't use force, it seems that he can only use love to influence it and open its heart.But loving this thing is not Ye Jianzi's specialty.

Ye Jianzi was a little worried about how to successfully close the relationship with myna.

Suddenly thought, isn't this a starling?So it must be like other demon cultivators, right?The starling demon cultivator here... really has one.

Ye Jianzi compared the starling demon cultivator in the legend of the cultivation world, and felt that this one should be the same as that one, more gossip, so he took out his mobile phone and searched for a long time before he found the post bar in the cultivation world. The two brothers hugged the starling in their arms: "Why don't we watch the gossip before we talk?"

As a mynah who has only opened up his intelligence, Mr. Eighth Brother actually doesn't know how to read.

But seeing the old man so excited, Lord Eighth Brother silently nodded his head reservedly to respect the old and love the young.

Ye Jianzi followed the post bar and clicked on the latest help post on the post bar.

The name of the person who posted the help post is '==', and the title of the post is [The Taoist almost encountered danger today]

1L (host): Just after we left yesterday, we had a meeting, and the Taoist partner ran to a dangerous place by himself, and even encountered an enemy with a higher cultivation level than him. Fortunately, he was safe in the end. I was very angry, but I was reluctant to fight. Can you tell me what to do?

2L: The host was very dishonest at first glance, and even opened a trumpet account.

3L: I also had troubles with the landlord, but they were all resolved later.In fact, there is nothing that one slap cannot solve the problem. If there is, it is two slaps.The Taoist couple couldn't get out of bed, so there would be no such trouble.

4L (landlord): Not a small size, but 3L, what does 'pop' mean?

5L: At first glance, it looks like a hypocritical and decent family. Come to our Hehuanmen, and you will have a teaching package. You will be able to unlock all kinds of postures in a month, ensuring that you will linger in the bed and forget to return. Yo.If you are interested, please call Miss Bao, contact number: 134XXXXXXX

6L: 'Crack' means double cultivation!Don't even know 'pop'?No way?Landlord, don’t you guys have double cultivation?What kind of Taoist is that called?

7L: I think spanking is okay?

Ye Jianzi saw that the next topic was obviously not the direction of driving to kindergarten, and felt that it was not suitable for starlings, so he immediately quit this post.Looking at the mung bean black eyes of the mynah in my arms, I felt that the gossip had been gossip too, and I started to chat awkwardly: "Ahem... so you are from the end-time plane?"

The starling grabbed the pebbles with its paws, threw them out and grabbed them again, and answered casually, "Yes."

Ye Jianzi: "You...cough cough...let me ask, when will you shed your hair?"

Ga?

Starling struggled vigilantly out of Ye Jianzi's arms: "I haven't lost any hair recently."

Ye Jianzi was about to reach out to hug the starling again, but the elder brother deftly dodged it: "Don't make a fuss, talk about something!"

Ye Jianzi could only touch his nose: "Then when you moult, can you give me a few of your feathers? It seems that the material is good."

Mynah hugs itself tightly with a pair of wings.After finishing this difficult action for the bird, he refused: "No, I haven't shed hair for a long time."

When Ye Jianzi saw the new material, he was very greedy, and he couldn't think of any other way, so he could only take something out of his Qiankun bag: "Look... I can exchange it with you."

Starling stared straight at Ye Jianzi taking things out of a small pocket one by one.Pretending to glance casually into the bag, he found that there was nothing in it.

The yummy heart that was cultivated through novels from a young age was ready to move again, and he had to pretend to be reserved: "Then I have to think carefully."

Ye Jianzi hurriedly said happily: "No problem, you can think about it as you like."

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The two parties here have reached a consensus through a brief exchange, and both parties are very satisfied.

On the other side, Fang Chang followed behind the boss nervously, and the two turned to a less crowded corner, and Li Mingyuan stopped in his tracks.

Fang Chang also wanted to stop, but the boss suddenly turned around at this moment.

Li Mingyuan, who turned around suddenly, grabbed Fang Chang's right hand and pushed Fang Chang to the wall.Fang Chang's other uncontrolled hand subconsciously swayed back and forth in the air because of Fang Chang's panic.

As a result, the hand in the air was also caught.Side by side with the other hand that had been controlled long ago, they pressed it on top of Fang Chang's head.

Now, Fang Chang's posture is that the whole person crosses his hands above his head, his face is facing the wall, and Li Mingyuan presses him against the wall from behind.

This... what's going on! !

Fang Chang was panicked at being treated like this suddenly.

But the panic lasted less than a second, and in the next second, a slap hit his ass hard.

I, Cao... I... I was spanked?

Fang Chang was pressed against the wall, his mind was in a mess.My butt hurts a bit, but I usually watch too many small movies, and I got a little angry recently.

This kind of pain was accompanied by various small theaters that appeared uncontrollably in his mind, which made Fang Chang feel extremely ashamed.

His scalp was numb, his face was flushed, and his whole body was exploding. From the toes to the top of the head, the snow-white neck exposed from the collar of the jacket was dyed crimson, and the crimson color extended to the roots of the ears.

"Let go!" Fang Chang turned his face to the wall, and there was a trembling sound after the shout, and he could hear the broken sound.

I Cao! !

Fang Chang buried his head deeply into the wall, suddenly he didn't want to say anything, he just wanted to be calm.

It's just autumn recently, and the fire is too big!

The second slap behind him was delayed.

Li Mingyuan breathed out, let go of Fang Chang, stretched out his hand, from Fang Chang's back, hugged Fang Chang who was buried in the wall into his arms, sighed deeply, rested his chin on Fang Chang's shoulder, and spoke softly With a helpless sigh: "I'm sorry."

Fang Chang felt that he was going to be blown away by this sentence.

Oh my God!

Didn't he just get slapped and blow two breaths into his ears.What the hell is wrong with my body! !

Li Mingyuan thought that Fang Chang's red ears were angry, and his eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses were full of helplessness about what I should do with you. Although his tone was not too emotional, it was definitely the most gentle: "I Angry, angry when I came over and found out that the person who was supposedly 'fighting the target' was you. Because I was worried."

Accompanied by Li Mingyuan's words behind him, Fang Chang finally fished out his waste-filled brain from the yellow sea.He lowered his head and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I was too reckless this time, and it's also because I didn't have enough scruples."

When he went to his cousin's house for the first time, he missed the water line because he was not cautious enough.

The second time, because of his carelessness, he didn't expect the worst possibility, so he brought the starling over directly.

Fortunately, that person used the mustard space, fortunately he brought mynah with him.

If it weren't for so much luck, he might have been lying there long ago, his body cold.

Seeing that the strength of the shackles weakened, Fang Chang turned around to face Li Mingyuan, looked straight at him with a pair of eyes, and reflected very sincerely: "I will be careful in the future, and this kind of thing today will not happen again."

Li Mingyuan looked down at Fang Chang, and suddenly smiled.That smile was indescribably comfortable.The harder it is to laugh, the more attractive it is.This statement is absolutely true.

Because Fang Chang looked at that smile for a moment, and felt an almost uncontrollable urge to kiss the upturned corner of his mouth.

Li Mingyuan: "But it seems that I can only be angry on my own, because I can't do it at all." I can't even beat the "spanking" that I picked and choose in the post bar.

Li Mingyuan: "It's my first time as a teacher, and I want to give you enough space to improve your cultivation and grow yourself. But as an admirer, it's hard not to worry about you..."

The words "admirer" hit Fang Chang's heart hard.It's one thing to know that your boss likes you, but it's another thing to be told that.

Being said so from such a situation, Fang Chang's mind was completely messed up.He didn't even know what he was thinking, but he just couldn't restrain the urge to explode.

He kicked his heels like a ghost, and just slammed into the opponent with his mouth closed.

This time it was just two lips colliding, the speed was too fast, and the movement was not gentle.After Fang Chang bumped into him, he obviously realized his seemingly stupid behavior all of a sudden, and he was about to run away immediately.

Li Mingyuan was bumped into by Fang Changzheng. As a cultivation power, he was stunned by a foundation building period.

After a while, seeing Fang Chang about to run, he came back to his senses, grabbed Fang Chang, and pulled him back into his arms.

With his right hand firmly around Fang Chang's waist, he brought him into his arms, so that there was no gap between them.Dragging Fang Chang's chin with his left hand, he gently bit down on Fang Chang's thin lips.

Fang Chang's bull's eyes widened, his mouth could not move, only a pair of nostrils remained.

His heart was about to jump out of his chest, and he wanted to take a deep breath nervously.But I can't get air out of my mouth, so I can only rely on my nose.

After exhaling air from his nose, he realized that the boss was very close to him, and immediately recovered the air that had reached his nostrils desperately.

This stupid behavior caused Fang Chang's nose to make a trembling whistle when he exhaled.

All the people in my arms blew their whistles.

Li Mingyuan let go of Fang Chang and laughed.

He had never kissed anyone before, and he used to find this exchange of saliva incomprehensible.But now, he only thinks Fang Chang is very sweet.

Li Mingyuan was a little nervous when he saw the head of the district who did not dare to move like a dead fish, but the nervousness disappeared completely.

Li Mingyuan traced along Fang Chang's lips with his left hand, with the tip of his nose sticking to Fang Chang's, and murmured: "Relax..."

Fang Chang: "What...?"

The moment he opened his mouth, the two lips kissed together again. This time, one side showed a distinct aggressiveness.

The tip of the tongue pried open Fang Chang's lips after the word 'what', and gently and domineeringly brought people into his breath.

Neither party has experience.

But among two inexperienced people, one will always be more skilled than the other.

This... might be called talent.