Tianjie Entertainment Media Company
Chapter 215
In heaven, there is a rule that is fixed to death.
Only the gods can gain faith.
Jiang Hongfei is not a god, so even though he is well-known in the human world and is revered as the fifth king of diamonds, he still cannot absorb the power of faith.
So, how many ways are there to become a god?
The first is to ascend to become a god. After Zhang Sanfeng, there has never been a successful monk in Huahua Kingdom; the second is to become a god on the list of gods. The gods raised, such as Kong Xuan, are the second generation of immortals, and they are born with godheads.
Jiang Hongfei had wondered before, didn't Kong Xuan and Zhao Wuming have condensed new godheads?If you have enough influence in a certain industry, can you also become a god?
Kong Xuan gave him a contemptuous look: "If it's so easy, then wouldn't the bigwigs in the entertainment industry have become gods?"
Jiang Hongfei was right when he thought about it. National treasure-level actors are still living in the world, and he has never heard of any sudden adventures. He said, "Then what's going on with you?"
Kong Xuandao: "What we condense is the second godhead, not the first godhead." He said, "As far as I know, the only one who succeeded in becoming a god by faith is Sakyamuni from the next door country. Gone."
After finishing speaking, Kong Xuan also emphasized that Sakyamuni is not the Buddha, and the foreign and domestic market conditions are different, and the way of casting spells is also different, while Jiang Hongfei said that your system of immortals is too confusing for me to understand.
At that time, Kong Xuan said with a stupid mortal expression on his face: "Fuck, I don't understand now."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
Then you are talking fart.
Jiang Hongfei concluded after listening to Kong Xuan's words: "That is to say, it is impossible for modern people to become gods?"
Kong Xuandao: "Who said that?"
His stupid hair was propped on his forehead arrogantly: "If you become a Taoist couple with me, you will become a god."
"This is the last method."
Jiang Hongfei let out an oh, thinking that the fourth thing is to marry?
He thought of the example of getting foreign nationality by marrying a foreigner, and thought that the heavenly government was the ancestor of marriage immigrants.
However, it is a bit difficult to marry and immigrate in the heavenly realm. The worst result of a married immigrant in the human realm is just a divorce, causing economic losses to one of the parties, while in the heavenly realm, the loss becomes half of the godhead.
The godhead is closely related to the power of the gods, so it's okay to give it away in marriage. Anyway, the two become Taoist couples, sharing karma and lifespan.
But if they get divorced, the problem will be serious. For the party who gave the godhead, half of the godhead will be completely separated, which will have a bad impact on the soul.
Only people who originally had no godhead will benefit from divorce.
Therefore, ordinary gods would not consider marrying non-protoss, the risk is too great.
But Jiang Hongfei and Kong Xuan are true love, so they are going to get married. In Kong Xuan's words, the two will hold the most luxurious Taoist couple ceremony in the three worlds in the heaven, and invite all the gods and gods who are worthy and respectable, whether they are retreating or not. their wedding.
Jiang Hongfei: It is a lie to say that I am not moved.
The two also made a plan. When Jiang Dandan is a little older and can be a flower girl, they will take a long vacation and go to the heaven to hold a Taoist couple ceremony. After the proof, they will take the little chickens and travel around the world in the heavenly cities , as a honeymoon trip.
Happy love bears fruit first and then blossoms, which is really gratifying.
but……
Jiang Hongfei looked at the palm of his hand hesitantly. Although the power of faith that Jiang Dandan transmitted to him was small, it was very important. The warm current started from the palm of his hand and continued to spread through the limbs, just like the protagonist in a novel about comprehension. Get a peek at the door, and let the true qi circulate in the veins of the whole body for a big cycle.
Finally, Nuan Liu settled down in Dantian and merged with Jiang Hongfei's own spiritual power.
He swears that this is definitely not ordinary energy.
After the new force settled down, he suddenly felt that every pore in his body was opened, and the ability to float in the air and the beliefs he got from others were pouring into his body continuously.
There seems to be a black hole in his dantian, constantly absorbing power, as if every plant and tree in the world can become the source of his power.
Jiang Hongfei: I have a bold idea...
He looked back at Kong Xuan, and found that Kong Xuan's expression was also horrified, his lips squeezed into a sharp chicken mouth.
Kiss lips!
Kong Xuandao: "This is unscientific, no, this is not metaphysics at all." He said, "You have a godhead in you!"
Jiang Hongfei said: "How do you know?!"
Kong Xuandao: "Because the godhead on your body is my secondary godhead!"
That's how it is. Although Jiang Dandan is a born second-generation fairy, he still has a part of the divinity of the god of fashion. Of course, it is divinity, not godhead.
The descendants of the Phoenix clan do not need a godhead!
He passed the power of faith to Jiang Hongfei, and Jiang Hongfei got a part of the power of the god of fashion, but he didn't have a godhead, so he couldn't absorb this power!
So the original power had an idea, and simply assigned him a sub-god's godhead.
Even Kong Xuan couldn't figure out the twists and turns, but it turned out that Mr. Jiang is also a man of godhood!
He has become an official immortal.
Jiang Hongfei stared at Kong Xuan for a while, and finally accepted the reality.
He said: "I suddenly thought of a sentence."
Kong Xuandao: "What?"
Jiang Hongfei sighed faintly and said, "A mother is more expensive than a child."
Kong Xuan: "..."
Jiang Dandan, who had no idea what was going on, was caught between the two adults and blinked in confusion.
Jiang Dandan: No more light!
He liked the bright light at first, but after a long time, he also felt a bit boring, Jiang Dandan said, if he felt that he ate too much in the future, he would just pass the light to Dad =v=!
He is such a witty baby!
It's okay to give the leftovers to Dad after eating.
After his appearance returned to normal, he resumed his work, not to mention Jiang Hongfei, even Kong Xuan felt sorry for his son.
How can you love work so much at such a young age?
If outsiders know where Dandan runs every day, they will definitely feel that they are crazy about money and exploit child labor.
Jiang Hongfei said cautiously: "Eggy, why don't we rest for a few days?"
The little baby in overalls shook his head firmly: I don't!
I love to work, work makes me happy!
Eighty-nine out of ten of his workaholic traits are inherited from Jiang Hongfei, and another tenth is inherited from Kong Xuan, who is free to work as a designer. , Jiang Dandan became a workaholic at a young age.
Jiang Hongfei was worried for a long time, and finally made a work schedule according to the normal baby's rest time. It was impossible to rush every day, but he ensured that Jiang Dandan would have something to do as much as possible, otherwise he would be too boring.
One or two can be seen from the father's love for his son.
Kong Xuandao: "My promotional video here has already been filmed, what else should I do?"
Jiang Hongfei said: "There are also Arthur's commercials, and G's commercials." He concluded, "As long as it is a show he walked, Dandan was invited to shoot commercials."
These designers may have agreed in advance that the working hours are relatively free. If it is an ordinary baby, they can probably finish one job, rest for a while, and then go to another job.
All in all, it will not cause damage to the body.
Some are even willing to move the filming location to the flower-growing country. Although boarding the plane will not affect children of Jiang Dandan's age, they will always feel a little tired after flying too much.
Kong Xuandao: "I'm done with the work in hand, let me take him there."
Jiang Hongfei said, "Okay."
……
Wen Li panicked and ran to the lobby on the first floor, waiting for the distinguished guests.
She is in charge of the contact work of Arthur's company in the flower planting country. In the past, if any celebrity wanted to come to take pictures or talk about work, Wen Li and her colleagues would take the initiative to send a car to pick them up. If you pass Arthur's studio, they don't need to pick it up.
Kong Xuan: After finally getting a driver's license, you must touch the steering wheel more!
It was the first time Wen Li encountered such a situation, but customers are God, and their wishes must not be violated, so in desperation, they could only send them a location.
She thought to herself, can they really find it?There is nothing wrong with locating the location, but the roads here are not easy to drive. Some intersections can only be left-handed, and some can only be right-handed. It is obviously a road that can be reached in a few minutes. For drivers who are not familiar with this place , but complex as a maze.
Except for employees like them, few other people can drive to the company correctly the first time.
As expected, half an hour before the appointed time, she received a call from a distinguished guest, and from the voice, she could hear how broken the man was.
"What's the matter with your road here? Why can't you turn left?!"
Wen Lixin said: Good question, I also want to know why you can't turn left.
She said, "Where are you now?"
The distinguished guest reported the address, and Wen Li opened the map directly to start on-site guidance.
"This road ends, turn right."
"Yes, it's a detour, but you can't get there without a detour."
"Turn left, go straight, and drive into the underground parking lot."
When talking about the underground parking lot, she put on her combat boots, 8.5cm red-soled high-heeled shoes, and hurried downstairs, stepping on the marble floor with high heels, making a "da da da da da" sound. Crisp.
Ten minutes after Wen Li rushed to the lobby on the first floor, the distinguished guests arrived, or rather, the distinguished guests.
The appearance of Kong Xuan and Jiang Dandan is very cool. Looking at them, it seems that you can hear the bgm.
The presence of the nobles in the palace was not necessarily more shocking than the two of them.
Kong Xuan never let go of any opportunity to take his children out on the street, and as long as he went out, he would dress himself and Jiang Dandan like models on the runway, standing out from the crowd is not enough to describe their demeanor.
Today is also the same, Kong Xuan grabbed his hairstyle, and a few strands of hair seemed to be scattered on his forehead naturally, but in fact, the degree of curling of these hairs was specially designed by Kong Xuan.
On the bridge of his nose was a pair of exaggerated sunglasses. The light blue lenses covered the upper half of Kong Xuan's face, leaving only perfect lips and an elegantly curved chin.
As for Jiang Dandan, the stupid hair on his head was combed by Kong Xuan into exactly the same shape as his own. Kong Xuan's same style of sunglasses was worn on his face. These sunglasses were obviously custom-made, and hung a little on his face. Neither slide down.
The strap tied the baby to Kong Xuan's chest, neither tight nor loose, and it was very convenient for Jiang Dandan to turn his head or wave his arms.
The clothes of both of them are bright yellow, which is not good at first glance. On Kong Xuan's hood, the face of a monster is painted, and the bloody mouth and jagged teeth are ugly and cute.
And Jiang Dandan was still young, and he was wearing a pullover. From the exposed patterns on his clothes, it could be deduced that the patterns on his clothes were the same as those on Kong Xuan's clothes, they were all little monsters.
Wen Li was shaken by the double beauty attack, but her strong self-control kept her steady.
Wen Li showed 12 points of professionalism, and said hello, "Mr. Kong, hello."
Kong Xuan nodded, and Jiang Dandan in his strap twitched his mouth.
Wen Li didn't dare to delay at all, and led them up to the 10th floor.
The entire tenth floor is a studio, and the director and designer are waiting here. When Kong Xuan arrived, Arthur was still talking about his advertising idea to the director.
Seeing Kong Xuan and Jiang Dandan coming, Arthur's eyes lit up, he released Dandan from Kong Xuan's strap, hugged him in his arms and said, "Do you remember me, baby, I'm a godfather."
Kong Xuan interjected, "I didn't say you were his godfather."
Arthur grinned and said nothing.
After Jiang Dandan's debut in Paris, many designers who have a good relationship with Kong Xuan came to ask him if Jiang Dandan had godparents. If not, they must fight for it.
Before Kong Xuan could speak, Arthur, who was half of the Huahua Country's blood, interjected, "There is no godfather and godmother in the Flower Country."
Some designers were very disappointed, while others did not give up and said, "What's the matter?"
The old god Arthur said: "There are godfathers and godmothers, and they do the same things as our godparents." He paused, showing a mysterious smile, "And there are no godfathers and godmothers in the flower-growing country. limited."
There can only be one godparent and godmother, but there can be many godfathers and godmothers.
Even the designers who are not interested in the culture of the country of planting flowers have their eyes brightened, and then they proclaimed themselves Jiang Dandan's godfather and godmother. In addition to the artists in Tianyu Media, Jiang Dandan's godfather can pretend to be a football team. No more.
It was a little frighteningly crowded.
When Arthur hugged Jiang Dandan, the little cool guy wearing sunglasses grinned.
He likes Arthur very much, and he also likes the clothes designed by Arthur. He is a man of taste.
Although Jiang Dandan was born extraordinary, he is an easy-going baby. He can feel whether the human race has goodwill or malice towards him.
Jiang Dandan responded with a smile to those who showed kindness to him, and would cooperate very well if someone wanted to hug him.
Godfather Arthur rubbed Jiang Dandan's soft little face with his face. He originally had a handsome beard. Starting from the roots of the ears, the black beard spread all over the lower half of his face, but in order to avoid the hard Beard stubble is harmful to children, and he shaved his face clean without saying a word, and Arthur looks years younger than he should be without a beard.
Jiang Dandan's face is white and smooth, even tofu is not necessarily whiter than him, after rubbing it, his face trembled twice like trembling jelly.
Wen Li watched from not far away, and two large characters hit her forehead.
So soft!
She let go of her thoughts, thinking of soft white clouds for a while, soft cotton candy, smooth double-skin milk, and crystal clear jelly for a while, thinking about them all.
Why is it so tempting to take a bite?
There are many people who have the same thoughts as her, but no matter how many thoughts they have in their hearts, they still have to stand honestly.
Jiang Dandan is truly not to be offended, and the perverted thoughts must be killed in the cradle.
Arthur finished making out with his godson: "Get ready to shoot."
Kong Xuandao: "How are you going to shoot?"
Arthur said: "The theme of this season is animals, and I plan to let Dandan shoot with animals."
For example, lying on the bed with big cats, one sleeping head and the other sleeping tail, or being carried around by huskies.
Arthur said in his heart that he originally wanted Dandan to take pictures with the tiger, but the child was too young and he didn't dare to take such a risk, and if it wasn't the real thing, he felt it was wrong to use electronic technology to put the tiger on the picture .
So I gave up the idea of finding a tiger to co-produce.
Kong Xuan stroked his chin, thinking: Animals.
He said, "I have a proposal."
Arthur said, "What?"
Kong Xuan said meaningfully: "In addition to traditional cats and dogs, we can also find some special animals."
He said: "I remember, in this season, birds have also become one of the sources of inspiration for your design?"
Arthur nodded.
Kong Xuandao: "Let's find some birds, peacocks and golden pheasants."
Arthur didn't know what he thought of, he laughed and said, "Good idea, good idea."
He said: "You are really my muse."
Kong Xuan said indifferently: "It's useless to praise me, I will definitely not help you in the catwalk."
Arthur shrugged.
The energy of the brand is great, and in less than an hour, the newly added animal actors arrived on the studio.
Although the golden pheasant is a rare bird, there are many people raising it in the Shanghai market. Arthur borrowed a litter of immature chicks and two adult chickens.
Arthur said, "Aren't you surprised that when I saw golden pheasant cubs, I thought Eggy resembled them."
Obviously one is a human and the other is an animal, but there is an inexplicable mysterious temperament, which makes people feel that they are very similar.
Kong Xuan snorted and sneered.
They are of the same breed, of course they do!
The golden pheasant cubs smelled the same kind of breath from Jiang Dandan, and they were very kind to him. After a while, the little chickens became friends with him.
These chickens are rare birds, and they are going to be on camera. Before they were delivered, their owner gave them a battle bath. Now is the cleanest time.
The chickens are clean, Jiang Dandan won't get sick, and the freshly baked baby daddy Kong Xuan can play with them casually.
The more Arthur watched from the side, the more interesting he became, and his inspirations gushed out like raging waves.
He said, "Help me the gray and brown dress, the one I made inspired by the wild goose."
The assistant's response was quick, and within a few minutes he and she brought a new set of clothes to Arthur and the others.
Jiang Dandan put on his clothes very cooperatively. He was going to take a few still photos today, and there was also an advertisement. Because Dandan passed the test with his forced expression, Arthur decided to let him take photos first.
In the studio, a group of fluffy and fluffy golden pheasant cubs were scattered around Jiang Dandan, and the babies were wearing clothes that were similar in color to their fur, but more colorful.
The photographer shouted "perfect" while pressing the shutter.
The perfect blend of animals and people.
Taking a photo with an adult peacock and a baby is another feeling. He is nestled in the peacock's arms with cold eyes, while the aggressive male peacock lowers his head and carefully combs Jiang Dandan's hair with his beak.
Like the most considerate father, he tried his best to take care of Jiang Dandan.
The birth of the gods carries a trace of the breath of heaven, which cannot be recognized by ordinary animals, nor can they resist this breath.
The peacock would regard him as a child, and the golden pheasant as a kind.
After taking a group of photos, Arthur looked at the computer and said, "The photos taken with birds are the best."
This was different from what he had expected, but how to put it, he was pleasantly surprised when he saw the final film.
The small advertisement after the photo was also shot very smoothly, and it was completed in less than two hours.
The director kept praising Dandan in Italian, saying that he was the sweetest and best-behaved baby he ever filmed.
After work, Kong Xuan picked up Jiang Dandan familiarly, and Wen Li watched silently beside her, feeling quite miraculous.
She thought to herself, Eggy is really different from ordinary children, the diamond king, oh no, the children brought out by the almighty president are different from ordinary children, they don’t need to bite the pacifier, they don’t cry loudly, think When going to the bathroom, he will drag the parents to express his intentions, and he doesn't even need baby diapers.
Moreover, his understanding is very strong. When Wen Li and Jiang Dandan looked at each other, they could feel his excellent ability to express emotions. There were thousands of words in his eyes, and he was talking about a child like him.
And Kong Xuan.
Wen Li thought to herself, Kong Xuan is really good at being a baby daddy.
but……
She has taken care of her little nephew herself, and knows that a novice cannot be like Kong Xuan, who can do everything with ease. The glamorous male star is so beautiful that he is a bit arrogant, but his movements are very gentle.
Whether it is the movement of holding the child or putting him into the strap, it is as gentle as holding a piece of cotton candy.
He made Wen Li think of new parents. Kong Xuan's actions were quite similar to her uncle's and aunt's.
While she was thinking wildly, Wen Li heard the conversation between Arthur and Kong Xuan again. The two of them were talking in French, speaking quickly and well, but she herself was a top student who graduated from the French Department, and it was for this reason that In order to be a senior assistant.
Arthur: "Unexpectedly, you are really good at taking care of your son."
Kong Xuan snorted and said, "I'm much more proficient than Jiang Hongfei." He complained desperately behind Jiang Hongfei's back, "Of the two of us, I'm obviously more comfortable taking care of Eggy, and I even made his baby food."
Arthur: "!!!"
Wen Li: "!!!"
what did she hear?
Kong Xuan continued: "Can you believe it? Sometimes I process the supplementary food materials the day before and make a paste the next day. Don't normal people put the supplementary food materials in the refrigerator?"
Arthur nodded.
Kong Xuan's expression was distorted, and he said: "That night, on a whim, he said he wanted to help me with the materials, so he peeled some finger carrots for me, and dug out the jujube meat, and told me to put it away."
"I woke up in the morning and couldn't find the materials anywhere. Then I had no choice but to prepare the materials myself. When I took Dandan's bowl, I found the materials he had processed in the bowl of his UV disinfection cabinet. .”
Naturally, there was another butt pecking that night, and Jiang Hongfei begged for mercy.
Mr. Jiang, who manages a lot of things every day, is also very wronged. Jiang Dandan has two forms. He can digest everything in the chicken form, so he usually eats big fish and meat when he eats.
But when he switched to baby form, he didn't even have small teeth like rice grains, so he could only eat some soup and something mushy. When he was in the company, the cook of Shennong Restaurant had to help him make all kinds of soups. They are all cut into fine fluff, which can be eaten smoothly even if you have no teeth.
Jiang Hongfei saw that the baby meal at work was so good, so of course he wouldn't help him mess it up again.
Then Kong Xuan, after having Dandan, he burst out with a strange enthusiasm for cooking, and took the initiative to contract a few meals for the children at home. For various reasons, Jiang Hongfei, who was very good at cooking, never cooked baby meals.
He swore that the day he stuffed the raw materials into the sterilization cupboard was really a coincidence, and when he got close to that place, he suddenly had a strange idea.
The gastrointestinal tract of ordinary human babies is very fragile. If there are pesticide residues in the ingredients, it may hurt them, so the ingredients should be sterilized before cooking.
He was stunned, how to disinfect, of course put it in a disinfection cabinet for disinfection!
The logic can be said to be very smooth.
The consequence of smoothness is a fanatical butt pecking, but in this matter, Kong Xuan really did not punish wrongly. Whose parents are so stupid, using ultraviolet disinfection cabinets to sterilize food!
Have you ever thought that all the ingredients will spoil in one night?
Jiang Hongfei: I really didn't think of it at the time.
After Arthur finished listening, he laughed exaggeratedly, and his stomach shook.
"You really mean Jiang?"
He thought Jiang Hongfei was the kind of man who would never make mistakes.
Kong Xuandao: "It is absolutely true."
For this matter, he would complain to death.
After laughing, Arthur said: "How should I put it, I don't know which thing I should be more surprised by now." He said, "I am surprised that you will make food for your son. Jiang will make such a mistake, and I will also Very surprised."
Kong Xuan frowned, and he said, "Is there any problem if I know how to make baby food?"
Kong Xuan and Arthur were still chatting, while Wen Li beside him had already fallen into a dizzy state.
What's the meaning?Why is Kong Xuan the baby food supplement? From what he said, it seemed that he was the one who lived with Jiang Hongfei?How did that child come from, and how did he look so similar to both of them? Could it be that male and female technology has really been invented?
Wen Li said in her heart that today is really exciting.
Accidentally, I found out such a big secret.
……
Jiang Dandan became popular on the Internet.
He has an amazing family background, and he is good-looking, and he is known to netizens as a child star.
As soon as Kong Xuan arrived at the studio, he saw his assistant grinning while looking at his phone.
He walked silently, walked in through the door, walked quietly behind the assistant, stretched his head, and found that his assistant was watching a short video.
The content of the video was very familiar, it was a small video of Jiang Dandan and Golden Pheasant staying together, but the background music was not the background music he was familiar with.
The child's cute singing gently soothes his tympanic membranes, and the child in the picture is waddling and crawling along with the chick, it's easy to get nosebleeds.
Tong Yin was still chattering in his ears.
“A flock of ducks swam downstream from the Menqian Bridge~”
"Come on, come on, count one, two, four, six, seven, eight~"
Kong Xuan murmured: "emmmmmmmmm"
The assistant heard him make a sound, and suddenly found someone behind him, and was so frightened that he would lose half of it tomorrow.
Why does Mr. Kong make no sound when he walks!
terrible!
Kong Xuan unexpectedly said: "How about I make him a one-piece suit?"
"Golden Pheasant's jumpsuit, Duckling's jumpsuit..."
The assistant was drooling when he thought of the picture of Jiang Dandan wearing a one-piece suit.
"Okay, okay, okay!"
"It must be pretty, Teacher Kong."
Teacher Kong gave his assistant a disgusted look, why is he so stupid?
A few days later, new photos appeared on Jiang Hongfei's social network.
#江蛋蛋: Thank you wuli Xuanxuan, more than heart~#
Jiang Dandan, who was wearing a duckling jumpsuit, sat on a poached egg-shaped cushion and looked at the camera, her face was ugly no matter how she looked.
The hearts of netizens were melted.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, how can he be so cute!"
"Son, mother loves you!"
"Son, if you smile, it won't look good with a stinky face!"
"Ascension in place, how could there be such a beautiful baby!"
Jiang Dandan was very angry, Jiang Dandan was very unhappy, how could he wear such unmanly and not trendy clothes at all?
I'm so pissed!
When school started in September, Nezha took half a month off to film "Youth Tour" with the variety show group.
The school granted the leave very quickly, one was the special treatment for special circumstances, and Zhao Wuming Zhuyu was in front, and the school leaders were looking forward to Nezha and Chen Xiang.
I just hope that they will also show their power and win the first prize in the province.
School scumbag lotus root bully:? ? ?
If it doesn’t exist, if you have any questions, please contact Chen Xiang, thank you.
Chen Xiang: ...
It's not my business.
In any case, when most of the students started school, Nezha took his big suitcase and embarked on the road to a foreign country.
The day before leaving, Nezha and Chen Xiang packed their luggage together.
The two are used to living together, so they chose a large three-bedroom house.
They suspected that the red boy who was addicted to eating chicken would go down to earth sooner or later, so they reserved a room for him too.
There were a lot of problems when packing. Nezha was a bad student. Whenever he had time to let the wind go wild, he defeated a bunch of trendy brand decoration game consoles, but Wusan didn't bring them.
He vowed, "I'm not just practicing English when I'm abroad? I'm already tired enough to learn English, so I don't need to bring anything else."
Chen Xiang chuckled and said, "Please figure it out, I am not the one who asks you to take the questions, but Teacher Li who will check our results." He said, "It will be the end of September when you come back, and we will take the monthly school exam in October. participated."
You couldn't hear the threat from his tone, but Nezha broke out in a cold sweat after hearing it.
Chen Xiang said: "How much do you think you will get in the test if you don't write practice questions and spend half a month outside wandering around and come back?"
Nezha: "..."
His wild heart, which wanted to make waves outside, shrank.
I felt a little bit of fear.
The expression on Nezha's face changed, he was a little sad, a little depressed, and he started to clean up the practice questions on the table.
You need to bring the five high school and the three models, the practice papers, and the pencil case.
Under Chen Xiang's gratifying eyes, he brought a full set of school supplies.
Nezha said with grief and indignation: "Remember to remind me to study when the time comes."
Nezha said: "Don't worry, I will remind you every day when the time comes."
"If it doesn't work, I can also record a piece of Teacher Li's voice for you to refresh your mind."
Nezha shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, let's forget it."
In fact, Li Changgeng looks very young and handsome. He looks very pleasing, but his first exam left a deep impression on Nezha, so that he only needs to see Li Changgeng now. directly associated with the exam.
Thinking that he is not afraid of Nezha in the sky, he is not afraid of the sky, but now when he sees Taibai Jinxing, his legs are weak and he wants to bow down under his suit pants. The difference is really too big.
Nezha said with a bitter face, "I will study hard, please don't record Taibai Jinxing's voice and send it to me, I am afraid to hear his voice now."
He lowered his voice and said: "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was taking the exam. I was the last one in the class. Taibai Jinxing locked me in the barrier after knowing it. There was a meter-thick wall inside. Papers can only be released after they are written."
Chen Xiang: "..."
He didn't know whether he should sympathize with Nezha, and after listening to it, he said, "It's so miserable."
Nezha said, "It's just that miserable."
Chen Xiang said: "Then you should study hard. Even if you go out to shoot variety shows, don't fall behind. Be careful that the scenes in your dreams come true."
Nezha said, "Is there anyone who talks like that!"
Chen Xiang said: "Come on together."
Nezha: You are going to die!
In the end, Nezha packed up two large suitcases. He had watched the previous episodes of "Youth Tour", and everyone brought so many things.
Clothes, toiletries, all kinds of jewelry, fortunately, Nezha's natural beauty does not require cosmetics and skin care products, or else he would have to bring more things.
The most space-consuming things he brought were clothes and books, and everything else was fine.
Before leaving, Chen Xiang gave him a sincere hug.
Chen Xiang said: "Bon voyage."
Nezha smiled and said, "Don't be like this, brother, it's like I'm about to go to the battlefield."
Chen Xiang said cautiously: "The place you are going to is more terrifying than war."
"No matter what, let's work hard for our first show in the human world."
Nezha said, "Don't worry, I'm definitely more handsome and dazzling than any male guest."
Chen Xiang sized up Nezha, and said slowly, "I believe it."
His way of dressing is to go to fashion week for street photography, not to mention variety shows.
Nezha said, "I'm leaving."
Chen Xiang said: "Come on."
Nezha took two big suitcases and embarked on the road of filming variety shows.
Nezha, fighting!
Only the gods can gain faith.
Jiang Hongfei is not a god, so even though he is well-known in the human world and is revered as the fifth king of diamonds, he still cannot absorb the power of faith.
So, how many ways are there to become a god?
The first is to ascend to become a god. After Zhang Sanfeng, there has never been a successful monk in Huahua Kingdom; the second is to become a god on the list of gods. The gods raised, such as Kong Xuan, are the second generation of immortals, and they are born with godheads.
Jiang Hongfei had wondered before, didn't Kong Xuan and Zhao Wuming have condensed new godheads?If you have enough influence in a certain industry, can you also become a god?
Kong Xuan gave him a contemptuous look: "If it's so easy, then wouldn't the bigwigs in the entertainment industry have become gods?"
Jiang Hongfei was right when he thought about it. National treasure-level actors are still living in the world, and he has never heard of any sudden adventures. He said, "Then what's going on with you?"
Kong Xuandao: "What we condense is the second godhead, not the first godhead." He said, "As far as I know, the only one who succeeded in becoming a god by faith is Sakyamuni from the next door country. Gone."
After finishing speaking, Kong Xuan also emphasized that Sakyamuni is not the Buddha, and the foreign and domestic market conditions are different, and the way of casting spells is also different, while Jiang Hongfei said that your system of immortals is too confusing for me to understand.
At that time, Kong Xuan said with a stupid mortal expression on his face: "Fuck, I don't understand now."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
Then you are talking fart.
Jiang Hongfei concluded after listening to Kong Xuan's words: "That is to say, it is impossible for modern people to become gods?"
Kong Xuandao: "Who said that?"
His stupid hair was propped on his forehead arrogantly: "If you become a Taoist couple with me, you will become a god."
"This is the last method."
Jiang Hongfei let out an oh, thinking that the fourth thing is to marry?
He thought of the example of getting foreign nationality by marrying a foreigner, and thought that the heavenly government was the ancestor of marriage immigrants.
However, it is a bit difficult to marry and immigrate in the heavenly realm. The worst result of a married immigrant in the human realm is just a divorce, causing economic losses to one of the parties, while in the heavenly realm, the loss becomes half of the godhead.
The godhead is closely related to the power of the gods, so it's okay to give it away in marriage. Anyway, the two become Taoist couples, sharing karma and lifespan.
But if they get divorced, the problem will be serious. For the party who gave the godhead, half of the godhead will be completely separated, which will have a bad impact on the soul.
Only people who originally had no godhead will benefit from divorce.
Therefore, ordinary gods would not consider marrying non-protoss, the risk is too great.
But Jiang Hongfei and Kong Xuan are true love, so they are going to get married. In Kong Xuan's words, the two will hold the most luxurious Taoist couple ceremony in the three worlds in the heaven, and invite all the gods and gods who are worthy and respectable, whether they are retreating or not. their wedding.
Jiang Hongfei: It is a lie to say that I am not moved.
The two also made a plan. When Jiang Dandan is a little older and can be a flower girl, they will take a long vacation and go to the heaven to hold a Taoist couple ceremony. After the proof, they will take the little chickens and travel around the world in the heavenly cities , as a honeymoon trip.
Happy love bears fruit first and then blossoms, which is really gratifying.
but……
Jiang Hongfei looked at the palm of his hand hesitantly. Although the power of faith that Jiang Dandan transmitted to him was small, it was very important. The warm current started from the palm of his hand and continued to spread through the limbs, just like the protagonist in a novel about comprehension. Get a peek at the door, and let the true qi circulate in the veins of the whole body for a big cycle.
Finally, Nuan Liu settled down in Dantian and merged with Jiang Hongfei's own spiritual power.
He swears that this is definitely not ordinary energy.
After the new force settled down, he suddenly felt that every pore in his body was opened, and the ability to float in the air and the beliefs he got from others were pouring into his body continuously.
There seems to be a black hole in his dantian, constantly absorbing power, as if every plant and tree in the world can become the source of his power.
Jiang Hongfei: I have a bold idea...
He looked back at Kong Xuan, and found that Kong Xuan's expression was also horrified, his lips squeezed into a sharp chicken mouth.
Kiss lips!
Kong Xuandao: "This is unscientific, no, this is not metaphysics at all." He said, "You have a godhead in you!"
Jiang Hongfei said: "How do you know?!"
Kong Xuandao: "Because the godhead on your body is my secondary godhead!"
That's how it is. Although Jiang Dandan is a born second-generation fairy, he still has a part of the divinity of the god of fashion. Of course, it is divinity, not godhead.
The descendants of the Phoenix clan do not need a godhead!
He passed the power of faith to Jiang Hongfei, and Jiang Hongfei got a part of the power of the god of fashion, but he didn't have a godhead, so he couldn't absorb this power!
So the original power had an idea, and simply assigned him a sub-god's godhead.
Even Kong Xuan couldn't figure out the twists and turns, but it turned out that Mr. Jiang is also a man of godhood!
He has become an official immortal.
Jiang Hongfei stared at Kong Xuan for a while, and finally accepted the reality.
He said: "I suddenly thought of a sentence."
Kong Xuandao: "What?"
Jiang Hongfei sighed faintly and said, "A mother is more expensive than a child."
Kong Xuan: "..."
Jiang Dandan, who had no idea what was going on, was caught between the two adults and blinked in confusion.
Jiang Dandan: No more light!
He liked the bright light at first, but after a long time, he also felt a bit boring, Jiang Dandan said, if he felt that he ate too much in the future, he would just pass the light to Dad =v=!
He is such a witty baby!
It's okay to give the leftovers to Dad after eating.
After his appearance returned to normal, he resumed his work, not to mention Jiang Hongfei, even Kong Xuan felt sorry for his son.
How can you love work so much at such a young age?
If outsiders know where Dandan runs every day, they will definitely feel that they are crazy about money and exploit child labor.
Jiang Hongfei said cautiously: "Eggy, why don't we rest for a few days?"
The little baby in overalls shook his head firmly: I don't!
I love to work, work makes me happy!
Eighty-nine out of ten of his workaholic traits are inherited from Jiang Hongfei, and another tenth is inherited from Kong Xuan, who is free to work as a designer. , Jiang Dandan became a workaholic at a young age.
Jiang Hongfei was worried for a long time, and finally made a work schedule according to the normal baby's rest time. It was impossible to rush every day, but he ensured that Jiang Dandan would have something to do as much as possible, otherwise he would be too boring.
One or two can be seen from the father's love for his son.
Kong Xuandao: "My promotional video here has already been filmed, what else should I do?"
Jiang Hongfei said: "There are also Arthur's commercials, and G's commercials." He concluded, "As long as it is a show he walked, Dandan was invited to shoot commercials."
These designers may have agreed in advance that the working hours are relatively free. If it is an ordinary baby, they can probably finish one job, rest for a while, and then go to another job.
All in all, it will not cause damage to the body.
Some are even willing to move the filming location to the flower-growing country. Although boarding the plane will not affect children of Jiang Dandan's age, they will always feel a little tired after flying too much.
Kong Xuandao: "I'm done with the work in hand, let me take him there."
Jiang Hongfei said, "Okay."
……
Wen Li panicked and ran to the lobby on the first floor, waiting for the distinguished guests.
She is in charge of the contact work of Arthur's company in the flower planting country. In the past, if any celebrity wanted to come to take pictures or talk about work, Wen Li and her colleagues would take the initiative to send a car to pick them up. If you pass Arthur's studio, they don't need to pick it up.
Kong Xuan: After finally getting a driver's license, you must touch the steering wheel more!
It was the first time Wen Li encountered such a situation, but customers are God, and their wishes must not be violated, so in desperation, they could only send them a location.
She thought to herself, can they really find it?There is nothing wrong with locating the location, but the roads here are not easy to drive. Some intersections can only be left-handed, and some can only be right-handed. It is obviously a road that can be reached in a few minutes. For drivers who are not familiar with this place , but complex as a maze.
Except for employees like them, few other people can drive to the company correctly the first time.
As expected, half an hour before the appointed time, she received a call from a distinguished guest, and from the voice, she could hear how broken the man was.
"What's the matter with your road here? Why can't you turn left?!"
Wen Lixin said: Good question, I also want to know why you can't turn left.
She said, "Where are you now?"
The distinguished guest reported the address, and Wen Li opened the map directly to start on-site guidance.
"This road ends, turn right."
"Yes, it's a detour, but you can't get there without a detour."
"Turn left, go straight, and drive into the underground parking lot."
When talking about the underground parking lot, she put on her combat boots, 8.5cm red-soled high-heeled shoes, and hurried downstairs, stepping on the marble floor with high heels, making a "da da da da da" sound. Crisp.
Ten minutes after Wen Li rushed to the lobby on the first floor, the distinguished guests arrived, or rather, the distinguished guests.
The appearance of Kong Xuan and Jiang Dandan is very cool. Looking at them, it seems that you can hear the bgm.
The presence of the nobles in the palace was not necessarily more shocking than the two of them.
Kong Xuan never let go of any opportunity to take his children out on the street, and as long as he went out, he would dress himself and Jiang Dandan like models on the runway, standing out from the crowd is not enough to describe their demeanor.
Today is also the same, Kong Xuan grabbed his hairstyle, and a few strands of hair seemed to be scattered on his forehead naturally, but in fact, the degree of curling of these hairs was specially designed by Kong Xuan.
On the bridge of his nose was a pair of exaggerated sunglasses. The light blue lenses covered the upper half of Kong Xuan's face, leaving only perfect lips and an elegantly curved chin.
As for Jiang Dandan, the stupid hair on his head was combed by Kong Xuan into exactly the same shape as his own. Kong Xuan's same style of sunglasses was worn on his face. These sunglasses were obviously custom-made, and hung a little on his face. Neither slide down.
The strap tied the baby to Kong Xuan's chest, neither tight nor loose, and it was very convenient for Jiang Dandan to turn his head or wave his arms.
The clothes of both of them are bright yellow, which is not good at first glance. On Kong Xuan's hood, the face of a monster is painted, and the bloody mouth and jagged teeth are ugly and cute.
And Jiang Dandan was still young, and he was wearing a pullover. From the exposed patterns on his clothes, it could be deduced that the patterns on his clothes were the same as those on Kong Xuan's clothes, they were all little monsters.
Wen Li was shaken by the double beauty attack, but her strong self-control kept her steady.
Wen Li showed 12 points of professionalism, and said hello, "Mr. Kong, hello."
Kong Xuan nodded, and Jiang Dandan in his strap twitched his mouth.
Wen Li didn't dare to delay at all, and led them up to the 10th floor.
The entire tenth floor is a studio, and the director and designer are waiting here. When Kong Xuan arrived, Arthur was still talking about his advertising idea to the director.
Seeing Kong Xuan and Jiang Dandan coming, Arthur's eyes lit up, he released Dandan from Kong Xuan's strap, hugged him in his arms and said, "Do you remember me, baby, I'm a godfather."
Kong Xuan interjected, "I didn't say you were his godfather."
Arthur grinned and said nothing.
After Jiang Dandan's debut in Paris, many designers who have a good relationship with Kong Xuan came to ask him if Jiang Dandan had godparents. If not, they must fight for it.
Before Kong Xuan could speak, Arthur, who was half of the Huahua Country's blood, interjected, "There is no godfather and godmother in the Flower Country."
Some designers were very disappointed, while others did not give up and said, "What's the matter?"
The old god Arthur said: "There are godfathers and godmothers, and they do the same things as our godparents." He paused, showing a mysterious smile, "And there are no godfathers and godmothers in the flower-growing country. limited."
There can only be one godparent and godmother, but there can be many godfathers and godmothers.
Even the designers who are not interested in the culture of the country of planting flowers have their eyes brightened, and then they proclaimed themselves Jiang Dandan's godfather and godmother. In addition to the artists in Tianyu Media, Jiang Dandan's godfather can pretend to be a football team. No more.
It was a little frighteningly crowded.
When Arthur hugged Jiang Dandan, the little cool guy wearing sunglasses grinned.
He likes Arthur very much, and he also likes the clothes designed by Arthur. He is a man of taste.
Although Jiang Dandan was born extraordinary, he is an easy-going baby. He can feel whether the human race has goodwill or malice towards him.
Jiang Dandan responded with a smile to those who showed kindness to him, and would cooperate very well if someone wanted to hug him.
Godfather Arthur rubbed Jiang Dandan's soft little face with his face. He originally had a handsome beard. Starting from the roots of the ears, the black beard spread all over the lower half of his face, but in order to avoid the hard Beard stubble is harmful to children, and he shaved his face clean without saying a word, and Arthur looks years younger than he should be without a beard.
Jiang Dandan's face is white and smooth, even tofu is not necessarily whiter than him, after rubbing it, his face trembled twice like trembling jelly.
Wen Li watched from not far away, and two large characters hit her forehead.
So soft!
She let go of her thoughts, thinking of soft white clouds for a while, soft cotton candy, smooth double-skin milk, and crystal clear jelly for a while, thinking about them all.
Why is it so tempting to take a bite?
There are many people who have the same thoughts as her, but no matter how many thoughts they have in their hearts, they still have to stand honestly.
Jiang Dandan is truly not to be offended, and the perverted thoughts must be killed in the cradle.
Arthur finished making out with his godson: "Get ready to shoot."
Kong Xuandao: "How are you going to shoot?"
Arthur said: "The theme of this season is animals, and I plan to let Dandan shoot with animals."
For example, lying on the bed with big cats, one sleeping head and the other sleeping tail, or being carried around by huskies.
Arthur said in his heart that he originally wanted Dandan to take pictures with the tiger, but the child was too young and he didn't dare to take such a risk, and if it wasn't the real thing, he felt it was wrong to use electronic technology to put the tiger on the picture .
So I gave up the idea of finding a tiger to co-produce.
Kong Xuan stroked his chin, thinking: Animals.
He said, "I have a proposal."
Arthur said, "What?"
Kong Xuan said meaningfully: "In addition to traditional cats and dogs, we can also find some special animals."
He said: "I remember, in this season, birds have also become one of the sources of inspiration for your design?"
Arthur nodded.
Kong Xuandao: "Let's find some birds, peacocks and golden pheasants."
Arthur didn't know what he thought of, he laughed and said, "Good idea, good idea."
He said: "You are really my muse."
Kong Xuan said indifferently: "It's useless to praise me, I will definitely not help you in the catwalk."
Arthur shrugged.
The energy of the brand is great, and in less than an hour, the newly added animal actors arrived on the studio.
Although the golden pheasant is a rare bird, there are many people raising it in the Shanghai market. Arthur borrowed a litter of immature chicks and two adult chickens.
Arthur said, "Aren't you surprised that when I saw golden pheasant cubs, I thought Eggy resembled them."
Obviously one is a human and the other is an animal, but there is an inexplicable mysterious temperament, which makes people feel that they are very similar.
Kong Xuan snorted and sneered.
They are of the same breed, of course they do!
The golden pheasant cubs smelled the same kind of breath from Jiang Dandan, and they were very kind to him. After a while, the little chickens became friends with him.
These chickens are rare birds, and they are going to be on camera. Before they were delivered, their owner gave them a battle bath. Now is the cleanest time.
The chickens are clean, Jiang Dandan won't get sick, and the freshly baked baby daddy Kong Xuan can play with them casually.
The more Arthur watched from the side, the more interesting he became, and his inspirations gushed out like raging waves.
He said, "Help me the gray and brown dress, the one I made inspired by the wild goose."
The assistant's response was quick, and within a few minutes he and she brought a new set of clothes to Arthur and the others.
Jiang Dandan put on his clothes very cooperatively. He was going to take a few still photos today, and there was also an advertisement. Because Dandan passed the test with his forced expression, Arthur decided to let him take photos first.
In the studio, a group of fluffy and fluffy golden pheasant cubs were scattered around Jiang Dandan, and the babies were wearing clothes that were similar in color to their fur, but more colorful.
The photographer shouted "perfect" while pressing the shutter.
The perfect blend of animals and people.
Taking a photo with an adult peacock and a baby is another feeling. He is nestled in the peacock's arms with cold eyes, while the aggressive male peacock lowers his head and carefully combs Jiang Dandan's hair with his beak.
Like the most considerate father, he tried his best to take care of Jiang Dandan.
The birth of the gods carries a trace of the breath of heaven, which cannot be recognized by ordinary animals, nor can they resist this breath.
The peacock would regard him as a child, and the golden pheasant as a kind.
After taking a group of photos, Arthur looked at the computer and said, "The photos taken with birds are the best."
This was different from what he had expected, but how to put it, he was pleasantly surprised when he saw the final film.
The small advertisement after the photo was also shot very smoothly, and it was completed in less than two hours.
The director kept praising Dandan in Italian, saying that he was the sweetest and best-behaved baby he ever filmed.
After work, Kong Xuan picked up Jiang Dandan familiarly, and Wen Li watched silently beside her, feeling quite miraculous.
She thought to herself, Eggy is really different from ordinary children, the diamond king, oh no, the children brought out by the almighty president are different from ordinary children, they don’t need to bite the pacifier, they don’t cry loudly, think When going to the bathroom, he will drag the parents to express his intentions, and he doesn't even need baby diapers.
Moreover, his understanding is very strong. When Wen Li and Jiang Dandan looked at each other, they could feel his excellent ability to express emotions. There were thousands of words in his eyes, and he was talking about a child like him.
And Kong Xuan.
Wen Li thought to herself, Kong Xuan is really good at being a baby daddy.
but……
She has taken care of her little nephew herself, and knows that a novice cannot be like Kong Xuan, who can do everything with ease. The glamorous male star is so beautiful that he is a bit arrogant, but his movements are very gentle.
Whether it is the movement of holding the child or putting him into the strap, it is as gentle as holding a piece of cotton candy.
He made Wen Li think of new parents. Kong Xuan's actions were quite similar to her uncle's and aunt's.
While she was thinking wildly, Wen Li heard the conversation between Arthur and Kong Xuan again. The two of them were talking in French, speaking quickly and well, but she herself was a top student who graduated from the French Department, and it was for this reason that In order to be a senior assistant.
Arthur: "Unexpectedly, you are really good at taking care of your son."
Kong Xuan snorted and said, "I'm much more proficient than Jiang Hongfei." He complained desperately behind Jiang Hongfei's back, "Of the two of us, I'm obviously more comfortable taking care of Eggy, and I even made his baby food."
Arthur: "!!!"
Wen Li: "!!!"
what did she hear?
Kong Xuan continued: "Can you believe it? Sometimes I process the supplementary food materials the day before and make a paste the next day. Don't normal people put the supplementary food materials in the refrigerator?"
Arthur nodded.
Kong Xuan's expression was distorted, and he said: "That night, on a whim, he said he wanted to help me with the materials, so he peeled some finger carrots for me, and dug out the jujube meat, and told me to put it away."
"I woke up in the morning and couldn't find the materials anywhere. Then I had no choice but to prepare the materials myself. When I took Dandan's bowl, I found the materials he had processed in the bowl of his UV disinfection cabinet. .”
Naturally, there was another butt pecking that night, and Jiang Hongfei begged for mercy.
Mr. Jiang, who manages a lot of things every day, is also very wronged. Jiang Dandan has two forms. He can digest everything in the chicken form, so he usually eats big fish and meat when he eats.
But when he switched to baby form, he didn't even have small teeth like rice grains, so he could only eat some soup and something mushy. When he was in the company, the cook of Shennong Restaurant had to help him make all kinds of soups. They are all cut into fine fluff, which can be eaten smoothly even if you have no teeth.
Jiang Hongfei saw that the baby meal at work was so good, so of course he wouldn't help him mess it up again.
Then Kong Xuan, after having Dandan, he burst out with a strange enthusiasm for cooking, and took the initiative to contract a few meals for the children at home. For various reasons, Jiang Hongfei, who was very good at cooking, never cooked baby meals.
He swore that the day he stuffed the raw materials into the sterilization cupboard was really a coincidence, and when he got close to that place, he suddenly had a strange idea.
The gastrointestinal tract of ordinary human babies is very fragile. If there are pesticide residues in the ingredients, it may hurt them, so the ingredients should be sterilized before cooking.
He was stunned, how to disinfect, of course put it in a disinfection cabinet for disinfection!
The logic can be said to be very smooth.
The consequence of smoothness is a fanatical butt pecking, but in this matter, Kong Xuan really did not punish wrongly. Whose parents are so stupid, using ultraviolet disinfection cabinets to sterilize food!
Have you ever thought that all the ingredients will spoil in one night?
Jiang Hongfei: I really didn't think of it at the time.
After Arthur finished listening, he laughed exaggeratedly, and his stomach shook.
"You really mean Jiang?"
He thought Jiang Hongfei was the kind of man who would never make mistakes.
Kong Xuandao: "It is absolutely true."
For this matter, he would complain to death.
After laughing, Arthur said: "How should I put it, I don't know which thing I should be more surprised by now." He said, "I am surprised that you will make food for your son. Jiang will make such a mistake, and I will also Very surprised."
Kong Xuan frowned, and he said, "Is there any problem if I know how to make baby food?"
Kong Xuan and Arthur were still chatting, while Wen Li beside him had already fallen into a dizzy state.
What's the meaning?Why is Kong Xuan the baby food supplement? From what he said, it seemed that he was the one who lived with Jiang Hongfei?How did that child come from, and how did he look so similar to both of them? Could it be that male and female technology has really been invented?
Wen Li said in her heart that today is really exciting.
Accidentally, I found out such a big secret.
……
Jiang Dandan became popular on the Internet.
He has an amazing family background, and he is good-looking, and he is known to netizens as a child star.
As soon as Kong Xuan arrived at the studio, he saw his assistant grinning while looking at his phone.
He walked silently, walked in through the door, walked quietly behind the assistant, stretched his head, and found that his assistant was watching a short video.
The content of the video was very familiar, it was a small video of Jiang Dandan and Golden Pheasant staying together, but the background music was not the background music he was familiar with.
The child's cute singing gently soothes his tympanic membranes, and the child in the picture is waddling and crawling along with the chick, it's easy to get nosebleeds.
Tong Yin was still chattering in his ears.
“A flock of ducks swam downstream from the Menqian Bridge~”
"Come on, come on, count one, two, four, six, seven, eight~"
Kong Xuan murmured: "emmmmmmmmm"
The assistant heard him make a sound, and suddenly found someone behind him, and was so frightened that he would lose half of it tomorrow.
Why does Mr. Kong make no sound when he walks!
terrible!
Kong Xuan unexpectedly said: "How about I make him a one-piece suit?"
"Golden Pheasant's jumpsuit, Duckling's jumpsuit..."
The assistant was drooling when he thought of the picture of Jiang Dandan wearing a one-piece suit.
"Okay, okay, okay!"
"It must be pretty, Teacher Kong."
Teacher Kong gave his assistant a disgusted look, why is he so stupid?
A few days later, new photos appeared on Jiang Hongfei's social network.
#江蛋蛋: Thank you wuli Xuanxuan, more than heart~#
Jiang Dandan, who was wearing a duckling jumpsuit, sat on a poached egg-shaped cushion and looked at the camera, her face was ugly no matter how she looked.
The hearts of netizens were melted.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, how can he be so cute!"
"Son, mother loves you!"
"Son, if you smile, it won't look good with a stinky face!"
"Ascension in place, how could there be such a beautiful baby!"
Jiang Dandan was very angry, Jiang Dandan was very unhappy, how could he wear such unmanly and not trendy clothes at all?
I'm so pissed!
When school started in September, Nezha took half a month off to film "Youth Tour" with the variety show group.
The school granted the leave very quickly, one was the special treatment for special circumstances, and Zhao Wuming Zhuyu was in front, and the school leaders were looking forward to Nezha and Chen Xiang.
I just hope that they will also show their power and win the first prize in the province.
School scumbag lotus root bully:? ? ?
If it doesn’t exist, if you have any questions, please contact Chen Xiang, thank you.
Chen Xiang: ...
It's not my business.
In any case, when most of the students started school, Nezha took his big suitcase and embarked on the road to a foreign country.
The day before leaving, Nezha and Chen Xiang packed their luggage together.
The two are used to living together, so they chose a large three-bedroom house.
They suspected that the red boy who was addicted to eating chicken would go down to earth sooner or later, so they reserved a room for him too.
There were a lot of problems when packing. Nezha was a bad student. Whenever he had time to let the wind go wild, he defeated a bunch of trendy brand decoration game consoles, but Wusan didn't bring them.
He vowed, "I'm not just practicing English when I'm abroad? I'm already tired enough to learn English, so I don't need to bring anything else."
Chen Xiang chuckled and said, "Please figure it out, I am not the one who asks you to take the questions, but Teacher Li who will check our results." He said, "It will be the end of September when you come back, and we will take the monthly school exam in October. participated."
You couldn't hear the threat from his tone, but Nezha broke out in a cold sweat after hearing it.
Chen Xiang said: "How much do you think you will get in the test if you don't write practice questions and spend half a month outside wandering around and come back?"
Nezha: "..."
His wild heart, which wanted to make waves outside, shrank.
I felt a little bit of fear.
The expression on Nezha's face changed, he was a little sad, a little depressed, and he started to clean up the practice questions on the table.
You need to bring the five high school and the three models, the practice papers, and the pencil case.
Under Chen Xiang's gratifying eyes, he brought a full set of school supplies.
Nezha said with grief and indignation: "Remember to remind me to study when the time comes."
Nezha said: "Don't worry, I will remind you every day when the time comes."
"If it doesn't work, I can also record a piece of Teacher Li's voice for you to refresh your mind."
Nezha shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, let's forget it."
In fact, Li Changgeng looks very young and handsome. He looks very pleasing, but his first exam left a deep impression on Nezha, so that he only needs to see Li Changgeng now. directly associated with the exam.
Thinking that he is not afraid of Nezha in the sky, he is not afraid of the sky, but now when he sees Taibai Jinxing, his legs are weak and he wants to bow down under his suit pants. The difference is really too big.
Nezha said with a bitter face, "I will study hard, please don't record Taibai Jinxing's voice and send it to me, I am afraid to hear his voice now."
He lowered his voice and said: "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was taking the exam. I was the last one in the class. Taibai Jinxing locked me in the barrier after knowing it. There was a meter-thick wall inside. Papers can only be released after they are written."
Chen Xiang: "..."
He didn't know whether he should sympathize with Nezha, and after listening to it, he said, "It's so miserable."
Nezha said, "It's just that miserable."
Chen Xiang said: "Then you should study hard. Even if you go out to shoot variety shows, don't fall behind. Be careful that the scenes in your dreams come true."
Nezha said, "Is there anyone who talks like that!"
Chen Xiang said: "Come on together."
Nezha: You are going to die!
In the end, Nezha packed up two large suitcases. He had watched the previous episodes of "Youth Tour", and everyone brought so many things.
Clothes, toiletries, all kinds of jewelry, fortunately, Nezha's natural beauty does not require cosmetics and skin care products, or else he would have to bring more things.
The most space-consuming things he brought were clothes and books, and everything else was fine.
Before leaving, Chen Xiang gave him a sincere hug.
Chen Xiang said: "Bon voyage."
Nezha smiled and said, "Don't be like this, brother, it's like I'm about to go to the battlefield."
Chen Xiang said cautiously: "The place you are going to is more terrifying than war."
"No matter what, let's work hard for our first show in the human world."
Nezha said, "Don't worry, I'm definitely more handsome and dazzling than any male guest."
Chen Xiang sized up Nezha, and said slowly, "I believe it."
His way of dressing is to go to fashion week for street photography, not to mention variety shows.
Nezha said, "I'm leaving."
Chen Xiang said: "Come on."
Nezha took two big suitcases and embarked on the road of filming variety shows.
Nezha, fighting!
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