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The foolish admiration naturally caused a burst of excitement among the barrage water friends.

Barrage: Are you so spoiled? ? ?

Barrage: I ate this dog food! !

Barrage: Let's stay together, I beg you, I'll pay nine yuan!

Barrage: Still say you're not gay?I believe in your evil!

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After Zhou Gongci's unprincipled praise, Li Xian smirked comfortably: "Hey... Zhou Gongci, I find you so stupid."

Even through the screen, when no one could see it, Zhou Gongci's face blushed uncontrollably under the flickering light of the screen, realizing that he seemed to have said something "wrong" just now. Li Xian's "hehe" smirk seemed to be laughing at him in front of him, and his face became even redder, as red as an egg spread flat on a sticky pan.

"Yes... a bit." Zhou Gongci replied calmly.

"Hey brother, what are you doing?" The voice of a man from the Northeast University came in through.

Li Xian became excited in an instant: "Lan Ji, you are here! Why is it taking so long! You will be punished."

"Brother, I was eating just now, okay?"

"You said the same thing last time!! You lied to me, you were skydiving!" Li Xianyi angrily accused the charlatan Lan Tui of deceiving himself in the tragic past, "You still want to lie to me this time!"

"Reasonable brother, I really didn't lie to you this time."

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The two chatted enthusiastically, and they were still hanging on the big ~B~B phone in YY, but it was unexpectedly quiet at this time, listening to the conversation between the two silently, even though he didn't know that Lan Tui had cheated Xian'er at all.

He wasn't there at all that time, and Li Xian didn't play with him for a few days.

"I don't believe it! This swindler, Lan Tui's jade bracelet!!" Li Xian loudly accused Lan Tui of his crimes, then turned around and cue Zhou Gongci who hadn't spoken, "Xiao Zhou! Lan Tui lied to me!! Do you know? One time when we were playing in the arena, he suddenly said that he was going to eat after playing, and I thought it would be unconscionable not to let him eat, so I said softly: "It's okay, go eat. "Who would have thought that he would actually eat chicken!!! Eat chicken!! Do you know? He is better than an asshole!"

Zhou Gongci, who is the leader of the pet fairy and crazy demon, naturally couldn't let Li Xian lose face, and immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Lan Chu!! I heard that you are very bloated recently!"

"I~ Ri Nima! Zhou Gongci, why are you here?!"

"What's the matter?!" Zhou Gongci, who was protecting the immortal, spoke in a rough voice.

Lan Cui, who was confused and didn't know why he provoked the BB machine, said, "What's wrong, brother? I feel that something is wrong with you."

Li Xian immediately jumped out, not willing to be a background to make troubles, and said: "I don't know Zhou Gongci, he is gone now!! He said he defeated me!! He is his defeated general. He said Lan, who is a good dish Destroy the jade bracelet."

Unexpectedly, instead of being angry, Lan Tue laughed, "Brother, tell me when did you win against me?"

"I'm not wrong, did you practice the new account and compete with me twice before? Did I win those two times?" Zhou Gongci, who became more and more floating and louder, was not afraid at all.

Lan Tue was awakened from the humiliating memory of losing twice in that afternoon's sparring match, and scolded with a smile: "I~Zinima."

Zhou Gongci continued to yell: "You just say it."

Unable to refute, Lan Tui had no choice but to try to make a comeback again, saying: "Then bro, let's compete again, shall we? Can I let you have half a tube of blood?"

Zhou Gongci resolutely refused: "No! I won't let you have any chance, you just lost to me, you will always be my defeat!! I don't care!!"

"Hey, we are still short of a milk. If you hit 33, why don't you join the milk account." Li Xian, who had been kept talking by these two people and used as the background, changed the subject.

Lan Cui, who has been working as a nurse these days, is a little unhappy. Being a nurse every day is not interesting at all. He still prefers to play melee DPS output type.

"Being a nanny again? Brother, can I play another job? I'm tired of playing nanny every day."

Li Xian retorted: "If you don't play milk, then who will be our milk?"

Zhou Gongci volunteered: "Hey! I can play the milk number! It's not me, I'm still a bit weak when playing the milk number."

"Yes, yes, yes! Let Zhou Gongci be the nurse! He can play well."

Li Xian dismissed it straight away: "No way! You're the only one!"

"No, brother. I really don't want to play with milk numbers..."

"No! Otherwise, I'll just come to be a nanny!" Li Xian is still a little confident about being a nanny, "I'm a big baby~ I'm going to talk about it!"

Lan Cui immediately gave up: "Forget it... I'll be your nurse."

"Oh, it would have been better to say no earlier. What's the matter, really."

Zhou Gongci, on the other hand, continued to groan with some pity: "Really, I can really play milk number. If you don't believe me, you can ask those water friends."

"I almost got it, brother." Lan Tui didn't believe that the statue of Zhou Gongci, who had the ability to click on the mouse, could do anything in games, let alone such a difficult thing as playing a milk account.

The three of them lined up into the arena mightily.

The opposite party seemed to know the three of them, and confessed their love frantically on the battlefield channel.

Pure female college student: Fairy~~

Innocent female college student: Xian'er will be gentle later

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"Damn it, I hate it! Who is this? Pure female college student? This kind of name is not a girl at first sight! Hit him!! Hit him first! Hit him!!" Li Xian yelled furiously, Immediately issued orders: "Xiao Zhouli immediately rushed out and bit him hard!! Like a dog rushing through the fence!! Biting him hard!!"

Zhou Gongci immediately roared and said, "Okay! Look at me, I'm going to bite him hard so that he can't move!"

Li Xian, who continued to be excited, said: "Lan Ji, remember to listen to my instructions, don't run around, you know?! Wait a minute, don't watch it like watching a play again!!"

Lan Chu said indifferently: "Oh."

What followed was a flurry of 33 duels.

"Grandpa Zhou, go up and step on him!! Step on him!!"

"I'm stepping on and stepping on!! Oops, I can't hit the step if I deviate, it doesn't matter, I will run, you insist."

"I~ Fuck, Zhou Gongci!! Come back to me quickly!!"

"I~Zinima, I can't breastfeed you anymore!"

"Ah, ah, ah... Nurse, Nurse!!! Add blood, I'm going to die... Oops, I'm dead."

"Fuck!! Li is delicious, Zhou Gongci!! Why did I come to the arena with Li!!"

"...Because I'm handsome~~~"

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This time, it was a bad start. There is no doubt that the original idea was to beat fans live. I didn't expect to be beaten by fans. It's really embarrassing.

The three of them started throwing pots.

"It's Zhou Gongci's fault! It's delicious food, why is it so good? Asked to step on people and ran away? Is it mentally retarded?!"

"I stepped on it! It's just a deviation... It's Lan Cui! He can't even add blood, and it's very annoying to ask him to increase blood without adding blood."

"Hey brother, I told you not to run so far, I can't get milk, you ran far by yourself, who is to blame?!"

"It's Lan Cui! Otherwise, I wouldn't have died so quickly." Zhou Gongci was about to put the pot on Lan Tui's 1.8-meter-high generous back today.

Li Xian immediately turned the gun, and immediately went to help his huskies put the blame on Lan Cui, "It's Lan Cui! It was the same before, and I told you to add blood and ride a horse to watch us fight! I was very angry. Li still wants to quibble now. It’s because Li’s milk didn’t get blood, so Xiao Zhou and I died so early!”

Deeply sympathetic to this pair of shameless dog-boys, helpless Lan Cui could only say: "I~Zinima..."

"Oh! Li is going to date my mother again, right?! I told Li, I will tell my mother now, let my mother talk to Li, and see if Li dares to be arrogant! I will call my mother now! Mom~~~" As she said, there was the sound of the chair turning.

Although Lan Cui is a poor old man in the Northeast, he was very panicked by the creatures like parents, and immediately confessed: "Don't, don't... It's my fault, okay? It's my fault..."

Li Xian sat back on the chair again: "It would be nice if I said no earlier, now you have to give me and Xiao Zhou a serious milk, you know?"

Zhou Gongci began to suck Wangzai's milk on the side, and said, "Hey Lanji, you're not good at this technique, how about I teach you? I still have some experience in playing with milk. It's not bragging, it's true. I Let me tell you, your skill should be like this..."

At this time, Zhou Gongci fully demonstrated the function of the BB machine and began to continuously transmit the skill of piercing the ears with magic sounds. This skill is even better than Tang Seng's broken thoughts.

"Brother, can you stop talking? How can you talk so well." Lan Tui was almost in a state of madness.

Zhou Gongci, who didn't know why, continued to teach the secret of his skills earnestly, "I'm not saying this, I'm here to teach you. What if you can't breastfeed me next time? I'll tell you, why are you young? Be patient, if you say a few words, you have to shut up, if you don’t understand, you have to ask and learn more, just like me, you have to ask more..."

"I really can't stand you, brother!! Can you hold back?! I beg you!" Lan Chu was on the verge of collapse.

"Hahahahahahaha... Lan Cui is going to be driven crazy, can you believe it?! Hahahahaha..." Li Xian was working as a background board for "Goose Goose Goose" and watched the conversation between the two Happy not to spend.

Barrage: hahahaha Lan Dei is about to be driven crazy by BB

Bullet screen: Zhou Gongci, Lan's nemesis

Barrage: I didn't expect Lan Chu to have this side

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Zhou Gongci was still thinking about it, until he realized that Lan Tuo hadn't responded to him for a long time, and asked tentatively: "Hey! Lan Tui, are you still there?...Could it be Shumai? I played a DJ! Lan Cu! Where is Lan Cu?!"

Li Xian also laughed so hard that he regained his strength, and shouted as if he was watching the excitement: "Lan Cui Yu Bracelet!! Destroy~~"

"Wang Wang Wang!!!"

Zhou Gongci: "???"

Li Xian: "???"

Barrage:? ? ?

Li Xian, who came back to Weier, began to laugh: "Hahahaha ... Is Lan Chi mi be forced out of the dog?!! Is it so ruthless ?? Hahahaha ..."

Zhou Gongci also couldn't help laughing: "Brother, you are really strong. The dog is barking."

Barrage: Destroyed has been tortured to the point of barking

Barrage: It seems that Xiao Zhou is the only one who can hold back Lan Tui

Barrage: suddenly want to stand evil ~ how to teach

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"Just treat me as a dead brother?"