Cannon fodder's death manual

Just as Xiao Di put down the outline, an elf maid came in with a silver tray, "Your Majesty, this is the morning dew you picked from the tree of life this morning, please use it slowly..."

Xiao Di was stunned in an instant: Fucking beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty... childish face/boobs!Knock good-looking wood there!Tsk tsk, the good-looking race really lives up to its reputation, any passer-by is so good-looking, no wonder these little cuties are delusional...

Miss Elf felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by Xiao Di's fiery eyes. She tilted her head and looked at Xiao Di who said cautiously, "...Your Majesty?" Her emerald green eyes were full of doubts.

Xiao Di: Emma, ​​Emma is such a lovely young lady...

"Meow--"

Just as Xiao Di was salivating at Miss Elf, a fat cat suddenly jumped in from the window and landed on Xiao Di's face, Xiao Di was startled and quickly tore it away, " Dead fat cat! Why are you crazy!"

"Meow meow meow——" Xiao Di picked up the fur on the nape of his neck, and Bazahei turned his head angrily, kicking his paws in Xiao Di's hands and struggling vigorously, his thick black tail sweeping wildly in the air.

"Puchi—" Miss Elf on the side suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, "The relationship between His Majesty and Lord Xiaobai is really good..."

Xiao Di & Bazahei froze at the same time:. . . .

Didn't the damn fat cat see that there are outsiders here!It's easy for labor and management to lose control of themselves just by rushing over like no one else!Labor and management won't be OOC anymore!No, I have to say something quickly to save...

Thinking of this, Xiao Di hid the dead fat cat behind him, sat up straight and looked at Miss Elf solemnly, "Hey, so who, if you have nothing to do, you can go down first."

After the young lady left, Xiao Di took Bazahei out from behind by the back of his neck, looked at his golden and silver demon eyes and said in a low voice, "Fat fat cat, why are you so crazy! What are you doing out of nowhere! It also caused the labor and management to almost OOC! Are you responsible for the labor and management OOC!"

"Huh!" Bazahei was held in front of Xiao Di's eyes, his big black tail was twitching Xiao Di's wrist, and the gold and silver demon eyes looked at Xiao Di and scolded angrily, "Who told you idiot to look at that elf?" My eyes almost popped out of my eyes, I can’t bear to look at you so wretchedly! Do you think there is such a wretched elf king like you! If it weren’t for me, you idiot would have been OOC long ago!”

"Lao and management are simply admiring! Do you understand admiring! It's as wretched as you said!"

"Hmph!" Bazahei turned his head away heavily in Xiao Di's hands, and whispered, "What appreciation, it's not a good sex! When I cultivate a human form, I will definitely look better than her!"

Xiao Di took a silent look at its plump belly: All right, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful...

"Hmph!" Bazahei glared at Xiao Di fiercely.

Seeing the arrogant look of the dead fat cat, Xiao Di rubbed its furry head and said with a meaningful smile, "Smile...you must be...jealous!"

"!!!" Bazahei froze, and then frowned, "...What nonsense are you talking about! Ben, why would I be jealous of you, an idiot! I simply think that you, an idiot, are too It's so obscene!"

"That's right! I still remember the interstellar mech week, and I don't know who it was, who insisted on holding on to Laozi, and insisted that he likes Laozi..."

Bazahei who was publicly executed:! ! !

"...I was insane at the time, and what I said didn't count!"

"...I don't know who it is, I follow labor and management every day, one master at a time, I love you so sweetly..."

"You! Shut up!" Bazahei struggled to escape from Xiao Di's grasp, and when he landed on the ground, he instantly turned into a big tiger, shaking his head and threateningly baring his teeth at Xiao Di, "Shut up, you idiot! "

Xiao Di laughed and hugged its big head, poking at the pattern on its forehead and kept sighing, "You said how cute you were at that time, you were soft and cute, and when you saw Laozi, you threw yourself into Laozi's arms. How cute... Tsk, how come you have such an immortal virtue once you change back! What’s so hard to say about liking Laozi! Laozi is so popular that everyone loves cars and cars, and Laozi also likes himself very much!"

"Hmph!" Bazahei turned his big head from Xiao Di's embrace all of a sudden, "Stop being narcissistic, who will like you!"

Seeing Bazahei's appearance, Xiao Di smiled, stroking Bazahei's furry dog's head intermittently and said suddenly, "Damn fat cat, when I was in the system space, I calculated it, and now I have Eight weeks have been completed."

Bazahei put his big head in Xiao Di's arms, and it took him a long time before he let out a dry "oh".

"There are two weeks left before I can go home."

"Oh."

"When I go home, I will never come back!"

"Oh."

"Never coming back again!"

"Oh."

Xiao Di bit the handkerchief silently: I'm so mad... This stupid fat cat! !

Seeing Bazahei's dying look, Xiao Di suddenly cursed angrily, "You fat cat! Labor and management are leaving, so you have nothing to say to labor and management!"

Bazahei raised his head and glanced arrogantly at Xiao Di, "There are still two weeks left! You're so stupid, it doesn't matter when the two weeks will end!"

"...You fat cat, what nonsense are you talking about!" Xiao Di laughed a few times, then stroked the black dog's head in Bazaar and asked, "...By the way, fat cat, what time is it now, the distance from the plot How long until it starts?"

"The protagonist Shou is now 14 years old, and there is still one year before the 15-year-old coming-of-age ceremony."

"One more year..." Xiao Disheng rested his chin on Bazaar's black and furry head indifferently, "What about you? You are a pet cat raised by the Elf King this week?"

"Of course not! How can I be a pet cat if I am so noble!"

"if not."

"This seat is of course the white tiger, the guardian beast of the elves, the white tiger!"

"Oh, then you are great!" Xiao Di said perfunctorily, let go of Bazaar Heigoutou and got up and walked to the door, "I have been here for so long, and labor and capital have not seen this different world yet. What does it look like..."

Seeing Xiao Di push the door unsuspectingly and was about to go out, Bazahei hurriedly shouted behind him, "Hey! Idiot!..."

"What are you doing?" Xiao Di asked casually after pushing the door open. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, before he had time to feel the lush and magnificent forest in front of him, he stepped on the ground unexpectedly, and then the whole body It fell from a tall treetop.

Bazahei: This idiot...

Walking slowly to the door, he looked at Xiao Di who was in free fall, and then he couldn't bear to look straight at him and covered his eyes with a thick paw, "...there's a treetop outside, you idiot!"

Xiao Di in free fall: Why didn't you say it earlier!Why didn't you say it earlier!Why didn't you say that the houses of the elves are built on trees!Jiang Zi doesn't even have a decent road to go out, so it's easy to cause safety hazards!How the hell is this tree so tall!Labor and capital will not be thrown to death before they even appear on the stage... As an elf king, he fell to his death from a tree, what an unseemly way to die...

"Roar--"

Suddenly, there was a roar of a tiger, and in the next second, Xiao Di landed on a furry back.

"Bazahei!" Seeing that it was actually Bazahei, Xiao Di quickly pawed at the soft down on its back, "I thought it was going to die."

"You idiot, do you dare to be more stupid!" Bazahei yelled angrily while flying with Xiao Di on his hunchback.

The wind was blowing in his ears, and Xiao Di, who had healed his scars and forgot the pain, looked around the strange scenery around him with great interest. Looking at the tall trees and the beautiful elves flying among the trees with transparent wings, he stretched out his hand to pat Patting Bazaar's black and furry big head, "You can fly, you dead fat cat!"

"This seat is a divine beast, of course it can fly!"

"Mythical beast, can you turn into a human?" Before Bazahei could answer, Xiao Di continued, "I still like your human form more."

"Hmph!" Bazahei snorted arrogantly.

Not long after Bazahei sent Xiao Di back to the tree house, the house was surrounded by elves who came to visit. As soon as the group of elves saw Xiao Di, they cheered and surrounded them eagerly, "Your Majesty, whoever saw you from Is it true that it fell from the tree..."

"Your Majesty, are you okay? Why did you fall from the tree? Are you sick..."

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your health..."

"Yes, Your Majesty, you are really exhausted, you must pay attention to your health..."

"His Majesty……"

Looking at the group of cute little people chattering around him, Xiao Di said calmly, "I'm fine, I'm worrying you."

"Hmph!" Seeing the frightened Xiao Di surrounded by the group of elves, Bazahei snorted coldly, silently changed from a big tiger to a fat cat, and walked to the bedside to lie down and close his eyes to rest.

After getting a general understanding of the world, and being an elf king who is loved by the elves for a few days, Xiao Di said that being an elf king is really nothing to worry about.

The elves are not as complicated as the human race. There is no such thing as conspiracy and coup. Most of the elves are innocent, well-behaved and sensible. It is very easy to manage what the elf king says. As the spiritual leader of the elves, the elf king The work is not only relaxed and pleasant, but also to appreciate the beauty of the elves in their spare time, and the life is very happy.

In the middle of the night, Bazahei stood beside Xiao Di's pillow, stretched out his paw and patted Xiao Di's face with the meat pad, "Hey! Idiot! Wake up!"

"Damn fat cat...don't make trouble..." Xiao Di turned over in a daze, and fell asleep again in an instant.

"Hey! Idiot, get up, I will take you somewhere." Bazahei patted his face persistently, "Get up! Get up!"

Being disturbed by Bazahei, Xiao Di sat up from the bed sleepily, "What's wrong with not sleeping at night..."

"Get up, get up! I'll take you somewhere!" Seeing Xiao Di waking up precariously, Bazahei quickly turned into a big tiger, with a tiger paw on Xiao Di's back to prevent him from falling down again.

After being teased over and over again, Xiao Di lost all sleepiness, grabbed her hair and looked at Bazahei, "Where the hell are you going? Fat cat..."

Bazahei walked to the door and motioned to him, "Come up, I will take you to a place."

The forest of elves in the middle of the night is silent, the sound of insects can be heard, the bright moon hangs high in the sky, the tree of life in the distance emits a faint green fluorescence in the dark night, the cool night wind whistles in the ears, and the black camel in Bazaar Following Xiao Di, he flew all the way to the depths of the elf forest.

I don't know how long it took to fly, but when it arrived at the destination, Xiao Di got down from Bazaar's back with black lines all over his face, "...what is this?"

"Hot spring." Bazahei replied as a matter of course, instantly changed from a tiger to a cat, and walked slowly beside the sparkling hot spring.

"If you don't sleep at night, you take me to the hot spring?!" Xiao Di tried his best to suppress his anger.

"Plop—" Bazahei jumped into the pool all of a sudden, and his fat body shattered the pool of moonlight. It paddled in the water and called to Xiao Di on the shore, "Come down!"

Looking at the dead fat cat whose fur was so wet and unattractive in the water, Xiao Di stood on the bank and rolled his eyes. Based on the principle that if there is no bubble, it will come in vain. He took off his robe and was naked. He fell into the water, "I said, you wouldn't really ask me to come out to soak in the hot spring at night, would you...Huh?" He looked down at the sparkling hot spring water in surprise, and it really felt good?

"...It's not bad, isn't it!"

A deep male voice sounded in his ears, and a warm chest was suddenly pressed against his back, and Xiao Di froze suddenly.