Cannon fodder's death manual

Xiang Tiange's movements froze suddenly, he slowly lowered his head in a stiff posture, and looked at Xiao Di in disbelief, "General, you..."

Xiao Di's face turned pale, his mind froze, and he was caught off guard.

"You are..." Xiang Tiange shuddered all over in the middle of speaking, the pupils in his widened eyes began to expand, and his consciousness gradually blurred, he tried his best to look at Xiao Di, his lips pursed as if he wanted to say something, But before he could say anything, he lost consciousness and fell limply from Xiao Di.

Bazahei pulled out the syringe stuck in Xiang Tiange's jugular vein, and greeted Xiao Di with a smile, "Yo~"

"..." Xiao Di panted heavily in shock, and stretched his bound hands in front of Bazahei, "...Why did you come here?"

Bazahei untied Xiao Di's hands and feet, "It's too far away from Aquila, so it took some effort to get here."

"Where is the battlefield, where is the Star Bandit?"

"Don't worry if you have me here, the Aquila Star Pirates have been completely suppressed, and there will be no disturbances in a short time."

"...That's good," Xiao Di rubbed his wrists, and stood up with his support against the wall, "Damn fat cat, I might fall off..." Because he was tied up for too long, Xiao Di's legs trembled when he got up , staggered uncontrollably, Bazahei quickly reached out to support him, Xiao Di supported Bazahei to stand firm, then pushed Bazahei's hand away to indicate that he could do it, "I'm fine, you go and help the protagonist suffer Come on. Have you brought anything to eat, I'm starving to death."

"I was in a hurry when I came here, so I didn't bring anything to eat, but I just picked this up outside." As he spoke, Bazahei took a step to the side to get out of the behemoth behind him, "Queen of Zerg, it's already baked." , crispy on the outside, less spicy and more cumin on the inside, you can make do with it first."

Xiao Di's face was full of shock: . . . .

This is not enough, is it! ! !

Just now the cave was filled with the smell of pheromones on the protagonist’s body, only now did Xiao Di notice the aroma of the roasted queen brought by Bazahei, he salivated at the whole head of the roasted queen, recalling the past few days when he was The protagonist is terrified by the leftover bones. He feels that Bazahei is the cutest person in the world. He is so moved that he almost weeps with joy. However, after weeping, he quickly regains his senses. The bribery was very fruitless, so he wiped off the saliva from the corner of his mouth heavily, turned to look at Master Bazai Hei Xing and asked, "Why didn't you come here sooner if you have the skills! If you come here earlier, the labor will not be lost! Now the protagonist knows that the labor is Omega, it's up to you what to do!"

snort!Labor and management here are starving to death and have to accept the mental torture of the protagonist. Fortunately, this guy hides outside and roasts the queen!Is he here for a picnic?Can you rely on the score!

Bazahei handed it to Xiao Di with a saber on the queen's thigh, "You said you were starving to death, the first thing I did when I came here was of course to find you something to eat... Be careful, don't cut your mouth... Besides, Beating this empress is just a matter of effort, and it didn't take much effort. Eat, you're starving and skinny."

"Beating the queen doesn't take much effort, but roasting the queen! Maybe if you don't roast the queen, labor and management won't have to lose their horses!!"

"It didn't take much effort to bake the queen, it was done easily, you can eat it with peace of mind, it's already gone anyway."

"Are you trying to comfort me?"

Bazahei nodded, "I'm comforting you."

"Be sincere, please! Labor and management have not been comforted at all, hey!" While eating, Xiao Di looked at the barbecue in his hand in amazement, "... Huh? It's actually quite delicious... I can't tell you This fat cat can cook..."

"If it tastes good, eat more..." Bazahei unscrewed the purified water he brought with him and handed it to Xiao Di, "Don't just eat, drink some water."

Xiao Di took the water in Bazahei's hand and took a big gulp, then raced against time to fill his mouth full, sighing vaguely, "Hi... life... hiccup... should be swallowed Meat... hiccup... drinking heavily... really... really happy... these two days... the protagonist is almost tormented to death..."

Bazahei looked at him with a smile, "Eat slowly, no one will grab you."

Xiang Tiange lay unconscious in the corner, Xiao Di and Bazahei sat in front of the queen and ate a huge meal, for the first full meal in the past few days, Xiao Di sincerely said, "Hi...how did you eat before?" I didn't realize...you cook so delicious..."

"Don't you know? My cooking skills are full." Bazahei is very proud of this. As an observer, his skills are naturally full.

"I haven't heard you mention it..." Xiao Di thought while eating, "Well... since you are so good at cooking... hiccup... then I will fire the housekeeper when I go back... hiccup... in the future... we You can cook all the meals at home..."

Bazahei was very satisfied with the phrase "our family", he nodded happily and agreed, "As long as you like it, I will always do it for you."

... This is probably a love sentence, Xiao Di secretly thought in his heart, labor and management should probably respond to him now... Thinking so in his heart, he stuffed another large piece of meat into his mouth, and was about to seriously respond to death Unexpectedly, Sha Mao choked on this piece of meat as soon as he opened his mouth, and coughed several times as his throat was stuck. Seeing this, Bazahei quickly patted his back to comfort him, and then passed the water over, " Eat slowly, no one will compete with you."

"Ka Ka Ka..." Finally calmed down, Xiao Di gulped down a mouthful of pure water and then looked at Bazahei, "...Say, speaking of it, dead fat cat, there are messages from the protagonist everywhere here The smell of pheromone, is it okay for you to smell? Don’t you feel...uncomfortable or something?” The pheromone produced by Omega in heat will stimulate Alpha to go into heat. If an Omega is in a public place, it is easy to cause riots and stimulate the surrounding It is not impossible for all Alphas to be in heat at the same time.

"Uncomfortable? What do you mean?" Bazahei was puzzled.

"I mean... uh... you smell the protagonist's body, but you don't feel anything? For example... in heat or something... I remember you were in heat..."

Xiao Di's hesitation made Bazahei laugh out loud, "It's just this level of pheromone, how could I be in heat because of this. Do you think this seat is the kind of man who has no self-control?"

"But before you..." Xiao Di was taken aback, and then blushed angrily, "So you were lying to me that time!"

"...Before? When was it before? How did I lie to you?" Bazahei looked confused, not knowing where he had overturned again.

"The last time you came back from the reception, when you were in heat..."

Bazahei was surprised, "Do you think I was lying to you last time when I was in heat?"

Xiao Di's mood at this moment is probably exactly the same as when he suddenly found out that his girlfriend's orgasm was faked when he suddenly found out that he was having sex with his girlfriend. You won't be in heat after being subjected to such a strong pheromone, and I don't have pheromone..."

"Why do you think so?" Bazahei laughed out loud, and raised his hand to lift Xiao Di's face, "You idiot, do you think my heat was fake last time? I didn't heat because I didn't want to , Of course I won’t be in heat because of other people’s pheromones, but because of you, even without pheromones, I can still be in heat, and I almost lose self-control.”

This is probably another love story, Xiao Di felt that he was a little teased, and stared blankly at Bazahei's face so close, "But I don't have pheromone..."

"Pheromone?" Bazahei sneered, "What is that, do you think I am a lowly creature that would be controlled by that kind of thing?"

"...Obviously you are not." Xiao Di suddenly nodded his head, the previous sullenness disappeared, and the conversation turned to beat Baza's black head to ask the teacher, "...so you are admitting that you were in heat last time It’s deliberate to suppress labor and management for two days! You have such self-control, and you can finish it early, and you have suppressed labor and management for two days. Do you want to die if you die fat cat!”

"..." Baza Heiwan's face was stunned by the overturned love words again and again, "...you are fishing law enforcement... um..." However, before he finished speaking, Xiao Di suddenly grabbed his hand Head, leaned forward and blocked his mouth with a deep kiss.

After a long time, Xiao Di let go of him, looked into his eyes and laughed softly, "...It's fishing law enforcement, what can you do."

"I like you, Bai Xiao."

happiness……

Bazahei's eyes widened suddenly, looking at Xiao Di's golden and silver demon pupils shining, and the aggressive Alpha pheromone smell like a beast coming out of a cage responded to Xiao Di's confession—this may be Xiao Di's first official confession. confession.

Seeing Bazahei's shocked look, Xiao Di made a smiling expression, patted Bazahei on the head and quickly retreated from his side, "Put your big Kazilan eyes away, don't look at Laozi like that, since you are so capable Don't lose your self-control, go over and bring the protagonist Shou, let's get out of here quickly."

Looking at Xiao Di's malicious smile, Bazahei felt that he was about to lose self-control.

It has been half a month since Aquila came back, and the emperor has been calm for half a month. He accidentally lost his horse, and even took off Xiao Di's vest.

Xiao Di is also very negative, because this time he accidentally lost his horse, and Zha Gong's character design is almost collapsed. After returning to the imperial capital safely, Xiao Di will do nothing but have sex with Bazaar. Regardless of the beginning of anything, I feel that staying in this world is a waste of time, so I am always ready to die and leave this world.

Bazahei has a soft spot for the setting of this world where he and Xiao Di can live a sexual life - after all, who knows if there will be such a good thing in the next world, only by grasping the sexual happiness in front of you is the real happiness. Happiness.For this reason, he repeatedly prevented Xiao Di from leaving the world. In order to persuade Xiao Di to stay, he also vowed that as long as Xiao Di does not commit suicide casually and follows the script to the end of the plot, he guarantees that this week's episode will be successful.

Xiao Di obviously didn't believe it. After all, the plot had already collapsed so that even Da Luo could not be rescued. He could see at a glance Bazahei's obscene purpose to keep him, but he didn't say anything, pretending to believe in this fat cat's evil.

However, just when Xiao Di and Bazahei were about to live happily ever after, rumors spread across the empire that General Xiao Di, the "Tiger of the Empire", was an Omega, and this rumor spread almost overnight. It captured the major media networks of the empire and alarmed the legendary Omega Protection Association.

According to the laws of the empire, injecting Omega with pheromone disguises is a first-degree felony.

Once this charge is confirmed, Xiao Di and the Xiao family will be overthrown overnight.

"Damn it! Who spread the word!" Xiao Di flicked through the headlines on the virtual screen at a glance, "Could it be the protagonist? Does he really want to take revenge on the labor and management? Isn't he afraid that the labor and management will expose him and fight to the death? !"