Cannon fodder's death manual

Seeing Bazahei, Xiao Di let out a long sigh of relief, "Huh—you've come." He said, turning his back and showing Bazahei the wrists tied behind him, Bazahei Seeing this, his wrist moved slightly, and the long knife was wrapped in a beautiful flower in his hand, the silver light flashed across, and the rope tied around Xiao Di's wrist broke into several pieces.

"What is this?" The young man poked the unidentified object lying unconscious at Xiao Di's feet with the tip of the knife, and the long knife that had just been inserted into the carriage was still hanging brightly above the unidentified object's head.

Xiao Di rubbed his wrist and glared at Bazahei, "What, this is the protagonist's fault. Be careful, don't poke it."

Baza took a dark look at Xiao Di, and then used the tip of the knife to part the protagonist's disheveled hair, looked at the protagonist's dirty face with blurred facial features, and put away the knife, "I still say the same thing, don't go too far with him. close."

"He's my apprentice, so I can go far with him." Saying that, Xiao Di got out of the carriage, breathed in the fresh air and stretched his stiff limbs casually, "I feel like I haven't seen the sun for a long time, huh— —" Turning around, I saw the young man standing there with a knife in his hand. I don't know what he saw, so he slowly stretched out his hand to the young man's fair face, "Don't move..."

"..." Bai Xiao stood there obediently, seeing Xiao Di stretch out his hand towards him, seeing Xiao Di's hand getting closer and closer to him, he became nervous for no reason, and unconsciously clenched the hand holding the long knife .Suddenly the wind blew up, and the breeze was mixed with a faint smell of blood. It gently blew the hair on his forehead. At that moment, time seemed to slow down, and even the touch of the hair falling on the face was terrifyingly clear. .

"...There's blood here." Xiao Di lightly brushed Bazahei's side face with his fingers, wiped off the blood that was accidentally splashed on it, twisted his fingers and smiled at him, "Here, now Gone."

"..." The young man looked up at the smiling man in front of him, and the long knife in his hand fell to the ground with a clang. The next moment, he tiptoed around the man's neck and kissed him deeply.

"Hey, you..." Suddenly being bent down by Bazahei, before he could react, his mouth was full of kisses, Xiao Di opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and then closed his eyes to seriously respond to Bazahei .

After kissing for a long time, after parting, Xiao Di looked down at the young boy's deep golden and silver demon eyes, and said with a low smile, "...you miss me."

The young man hooked his neck and looked up at him, like a beast eager to try, speaking in a slightly hoarse voice, "...what do you think."

"It's a pity that you are too young now, making it look like molesting a minor." Xiao Di laughed and pushed Bazahei's hand away, then reached out and patted the top of Bazahei's head, "As a minor, you My main task is to grow up healthy, and thinking about that kind of thing is not good for my health.”

"I'll be fifteen in one week." Bazahei tilted his head dissatisfied, as if trying to avoid Xiao Di's hand, but he couldn't dodge after all.

"Then it's not yet fifteen, and fifteen years old?" Xiao Di answered casually, then turned around and grabbed the protagonist Shou's feet, trying to drag him out of the carriage, "Stop talking nonsense, come and help me Move out the protagonist Shou, the government officials are coming soon, we have to run away."

"It's done." Bazahei said firmly, then obediently took over the work in Xiao Di's hand, pulled the protagonist Shou's leg, and pulled him out of the car, muttering, "Ordinary people Fifteen have started taking concubines."

Boom—Obviously, Bazahei, who was rejected, was not in a good mood, and the action of pulling out the protagonist Shou was also very rough. The protagonist Shou's head slammed on the side of the carriage with a thud, Xiao Di felt a pain in his liver, and immediately became nervous Xixi reached out and rubbed the protagonist Shou's forehead, "Slow down! What if you make the protagonist Shou foolish! The good ones don't learn from the bad ones. As an observer, how can you imitate the ignorance of NPCs and take concubines? , Nonsense, is fifteen the legal age for marriage? Fifteen is a minor, okay!"

"I always do as the Romans do." Bazahei carried the protagonist Shou on his shoulders, "Why didn't you mention that I was underage when I ordered you to kill you, but now I think I am underage. Let's go, I'll take you to the inn."

"I'm doing this for your own good." Seeing the protagonist lying crookedly on Bazahei's shoulder, Xiao Di helped him with a headache and helped his falling arm, "Xiaoxiao, you're underage, why don't I carry it?" Bar……"

As if to prove something, Bazahei silently avoided Xiao Di's hand, carried the protagonist Shou and leaped onto a low wall not far away, stood on the top of the wall and looked back at Xiao Di with bright gold and silver demon pupils, "Idiot, wait for me to come back to pick you up." After speaking, the ups and downs disappeared from Xiao Di's vision.

"..." Xiao Di looked at Bazahei with a dazed expression as he carried the protagonist on his back and disappeared, what's wrong with him?Why did he suddenly run away with the protagonist?

In a short while, the door of the nearest inn was blown open by the wind, and then a phantom flashed by, and someone slapped a coin at the front desk, "Two upper rooms."

"...Ah?" Xiaoer looked at the boy who suddenly appeared in front of him... and the dirty humanoid object on his shoulder with a dazed expression.

"Crack!" Another ingot of silver was slapped on the counter, "Two upper rooms. Don't make me repeat it for the third time."

"Oh, good! Guest officer, this way please!"

When Xiao Di was still immersed in the bewilderment and couldn't extricate himself, Bazahei had already gone and returned, and suddenly fell in front of Xiao Di, which startled Xiao Di, and the dizzy and stunned adult Xiao Di He was picked up by the underage Bazahei princess, and before he realized what was going on, he was carried by the teenager and ran away for two miles.

"...Fucking fat cat, what are you doing... put labor down, put labor down... too fast, too fast..." The wind whizzed by my ears, Bai Xiao ran fast with him in his arms, Xiao Di had to hug him tightly Wrapping his neck to prevent it from falling, the sentence he spoke was blown to pieces by the wind, "...Fuck, slow down, damn fat cat, slow down for Laozi..."

With Xiao Di hugging his neck tightly, Bai Xiao hooked the corners of his mouth indiscriminately, and accelerated his steps, "Hurry up, we'll be there soon."

Although he is still underage, the footsteps of the strongest person in the plane really deserves his reputation, but after a while, Bazahei jumped into the inn through the window with Xiao Di in his arms. As soon as he entered the inn, the two of them appeared in the next scene. bed.

Xiao Di was blown to pieces by the wind, and before he recovered, he was already pinned down on the bed by Bazahei, who was on top of his body, staring at him dangerously, "Now, do you still think that I am underage?"

"Cough cough...the dead fat cat is getting up for Laozi, crushing Laozi to death..." Xiao Di instinctively felt the danger from Baza's black eyes, and quickly changed the subject with a guilty conscience, "Master...what about the protagonist?"

"Why mention him?" Bazahei frowned dissatisfied.

"...You...don't kill him..." Xiao Di forced himself to change the subject with a dry laugh, "...Yes, probably not..."

"He's lying next door and won't wake up for a while." Bazahei hooked the corner of his mouth, "Now let's solve the problem between the two of us..."

Xiao Di was hesitating while speaking quickly, "...we...what can we solve between the two of us...hehe, you are only 15 years old...By the way, did you say that you are taking the script of Zhaidou this week? Well, it’s okay to be out for so long..."

"..." I don't know if Xiao Di's words had an effect, Baza's dark complexion changed slightly, he slowly relaxed while pressing Xiao Di's hand, and slowly sat up from the bed with a dark face.

"Are you okay?" Xiao Di sat up, carefully observing the boy's face, "Troublesome? Who can make you feel troublesome?"

Bai Xiao was silent for a moment, then smiled contemptuously, "...there are a few villains in the area, and they can't get into my eyes."

"Really?" Xiao Di said coolly, "I heard that this year's martial arts leader has a concubine who was born with different eyes and is not treated well by others. He lives a very miserable and pitiful life every day."

"..." Bazahei took a look at Xiao Di, and then pretended to be surprised, "There is such a thing? It's getting late, I have to go, and I will come to you after I finish solving the troubles at hand." After finishing speaking, Bazahei got up to leave, but Xiao Di hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't go! Let's make it clear first, what's going on with you this week, why did you get a script that has nothing to do with me, you are not my observation who?"

"It's not that there is no intersection at all, but don't worry, I can observe you in other places as well. If you don't believe me, take a look." After Bazahei finished speaking, Xiao Di's system received a pop-up window, and Xiao Di read it inexplicably. He glanced at it, then clicked on the pop-up window, and then he realized... This was actually a video of him taking a shower in the Valley of the Doctor secretly recorded by the dead fat cat, and it was also a high-definition, uncensored, uncensored version.

Bazahei: "This seat can not only watch, but also record, here, you can also switch cameras."

Xiao Di:. . . .

"...Smelly shameless perverted voyeur, why did you record this kind of video! Delete it! Labor and management deleted it all!"

"This is not possible. This is to be stored in the file as important observation data. After recording, it will be directly synchronized to the cloud of the main god system. It is useless if you delete it here..."

"... Dead fat cat, do you want to die?!"

"........."

After repairing the dead fat cat, Xiao Di sat at the table panting and took a sip of tea to calm down. After drinking, he put the teacup on the table heavily, "Don't change the subject, let's talk, what's going on this week? With your ability, can a mere martial arts lord be able to trap you?"

Bazahei, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, smiled contemptuously, "A mere ants can't trap me."

Xiao Di glared at him, "Then why don't you make a quick decision and come to me quickly."

"... something happened a little bit."

"What's happening."

"Don't worry, I can solve it myself."

"I'm asking you what's going on."

"...This week's character is set to be the bastard of the martial arts leader's family, who has been bullied because of his different-colored eyes..."

Xiao Di nodded, motioning for him to continue. "I know this. People in the world regard you as a monster because of your innate abnormal pupils. It's because they have limited aesthetics and don't know how to appreciate it."

"As an observer, I can't OOC at will, I can only..."

"You can only be bullied/humiliated in front of people? Don't be funny, fat cat, when did you care about people setting up such things, and you can't OOC at will. Did you OOC less before? Give you another chance, talk to labor and management to be honest!"

"It's true." Bazahei persuaded Xiao Di sincerely, "Although I am an observer, I have said it before. Now I am using the passer-by observation system. I must participate in the plot with the Player, so naturally I can't be OOC." , you see, when I got the script of the cat before, didn’t I obediently acted as a cat? around you."

What Bazahei said was well-founded, Xiao Di was a little convinced, and looked at him suspiciously, "Really?"

Bazahei nodded sincerely, "Really."

"Huh..." Xiao Di suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and patted the young man's shoulder across the table, "That's good, that's good, I thought you were addicted to being bullied/humiliated, from shaking S to shaking M, I can't bear to come back after staying at the leader's house in the martial arts world, huh...it scared me to death..."

Bazahei: "..."

Although he succeeded in fooling around, what is the matter of this faint displeasure...