Cannon fodder's death manual

"Name?" Xiao Di turned around strangely, "Don't you have one?"

"That doesn't count," the young man said in a low voice, "I just named it for myself, it doesn't count, please help me choose a nice name!"

I can't tell that this brother is quite stinky, and he still wants a nice name... In other words, how can labor and management come up with a nice name!The name Laozi is ugly enough!

"A is pretty good. It's foreign and easy to remember. It's still the first letter. Whatever you do in the future, your name will be at the top." Xiao Di casually said.

"This is not good. Didn't everyone get their names with the help of others? I have no memory, no relatives, and I don't even have a name..." As he spoke, the young man felt sad, and his mouth was pouted when he saw that he was about to cry again. .

"Damn it, don't cry!" This scumbag Xiao Di never sees others cry, and when others cry, he gets dizzy. Seeing that his brother Gui Saonian looked like he was about to cry again, he quickly turned around and tried to comfort him, "You Don't cry! I'll give you a name! I'll give you a name right now!"

The boy looked at him tearfully, "Then get up quickly."

Xiao Di frowned and racked his brains to think hard for a long time, "Look, you are a wild spirit with no memory and nowhere to go, and you don't even know who you are, so I will call you...Xiao Hei!" After finishing speaking, he nodded with satisfaction, looked at the boy and asked seriously, "What do you think?"

juvenile:. . . .

Suddenly I feel that the name A is not bad...

"You..." The boy whose scar was exposed was about to cry again in an instant, "How could you give me such a name..."

"Don't cry! Change if you don't like it! Don't cry!" Seeing that he accidentally made someone cry again, Xiao Di quickly changed his words, "I'll think of another one for you!"

Frightened by brother Guisao Nian's pitiful eyes, Xiao Di hastily searched his brains to help people think of names, tsk, what a hassle!Labor and management really don't know how to name them! ...After much deliberation, Xiao Di finally decided to take this opportunity to pretend to be coercive.

"Ahem," cleared his throat under the expectant gaze of the young man, Xiao Di pretended to recite a poem to the moonlight, "There is no bodhi tree, and the mirror is not a stand. Tonight the moonlight is bright and the night is just right, so I call you No! May you be like the mirror in front of the Buddha, clear as promised, free from dust."

Xiao Di: I give myself full marks for being so forceful!

"As clear as it is, without causing dust..." The young man repeated in a daze, "Ah Wu..." His dark brown eyes were full of inexplicable emotions.

"Not yet? Then let me think of another one for you..."

The boy shook his head, looked at Xiao Di and said in a low voice, "No, I like it very much, so just call me Ah Wu!"

Tsk, finally got rid of this troublesome brother Gui Sao Nian, so he can't tell that Xiao Hei and Ah Wu actually mean the same thing...

Now that the naming turmoil has passed, the relieved Xiao Di was about to turn over and go to sleep, but unexpectedly the young man slipped into his arms and hugged him with his brotherly arms, "Xiao Di, you are so kind, I finally have a name .”

"Hehe, that's really congratulations, let me go and sleep well..." Xiao Di pushed the elder brother in his arms, but did not push away as expected.

Ah Wu didn't let go of him, he buried his head in Xiao Di's arms, his voice sounded muffled, "Na, Xiao Di, do you know what it means to name a wild spirit?"

Xiao Di was stunned for a moment, and asked inexplicably, "Dai, what does it represent..."

A Wu raised his head and looked into Xiao Di's black eyes, "The name represents bondage. I used to wander around without a branch, but you gave me a name. From now on, I will be yours..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Di quickly stopped, "If you say that again, then you should continue to be called A!"

"I don't!" Ah Wu put his arms around Xiao Di's waist, "You gave me a name, and I accepted it. This is the contract. According to the contract, you are responsible for me..."

So don't say such misleading words!Why didn't you say so earlier!Can being a ghost be more sincere and less routine!How the fuck do labor and management know that they have to be responsible for you if they give you a random name!

Xiao Di tried his best to get out of Ah Wu's hand and sat up, "I have no other meaning in naming you. If you say such misleading words again, then don't stay here any longer."

"I don't say that anymore, don't drive me away!" Seeing that Xiao Di seemed to be angry, Ah Wu's eyes were red again, and he got up and begged pitifully, "Don't drive me away!"

The cool night wind blew into the attic, and a yellow leaf was blown into the window by the wind, and flew between the two of them, whirling in front of Xiao Di.

Ah Wu stretched out his hand, pinched the yellow leaf fluttering in the wind, and gently brushed it aside.

"Ah Wu, can you touch this leaf?!" Xiao Di looked at his fingers pinching the yellow leaf in amazement.

The young man was taken aback, and hurriedly let go of the yellow leaf in his hand, and the leaf fell leisurely on the ground.

"A Wu, can you touch this leaf?" Xiao Di stared at the yellow leaf slowly falling to the ground, raised his head in amazement and asked again.

"...Oh, hehe." Ah Wu laughed nervously, avoiding his eyes and not daring to look at Xiao Di.

"Hey, why are you able to touch this leaf? Why can't I?" Xiao Di asked enthusiastically, reached out and tried to touch the yellow leaf on the ground, and as expected, his hand passed through.

Seeing that Xiao Di didn't seem to think much about it, Ah Wu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, "...um... because, because you are an earth-bound spirit," he hesitated and said in a low voice, "I am a wild spirit, so, so... ..."

Xiao Di looked at the young man in front of him, and felt that his appearance was a bit strange, "Will a wild spirit be able to touch him?"

Ah Wu nodded slightly, "Yes, all wild spirits can be touched."

"I see..." Xiao Di looked at the leaves on the ground with some disappointment, "It seems that being a wild spirit is pretty good."

Ever since he learned about this skill of brother Guisao Nian, Xiao Di has made the best use of it.When he was bored, he took Ah Wu to the study room. There were many dusty old books on the old bookshelf in the study room. Before Xiao Di was a ghost, he wanted to read books to pass the boring time, but he was helpless as a ghost no matter what he did. No matter how hard I try, I can't touch these books.

Well now, although he can't touch these books, but this brother can touch them!

"Turn the page, thank you." Xiao Di ordered while sitting in front of the dirty desk.

"...Oh good." Ah Wu, who was stupefied, quickly came back to his senses, stretched out his hand and turned a page in the book in front of Xiao Di, he lay down on the table boredly, looked at Xiao Di with his head on his hand, "Xiao Di, Is this book good?"

"It's not good." Xiao Di looked at the book and said casually, "History books, how good can they be."

"Then you still watch." Ah Wu lay on the side with a bored face.

"If you don't read the book, why don't you look at you?" Xiao Di's attention was all on the book, unaware of the boy's depressed mood at the moment, "...turn the page."

"Oh." Ah Wu pouted and stretched out his hand to help Xiao Di turn the page, "Nah, don't read it, just talk to me!"

Xiao Di raised his eyes and gave him a strange look, "What can I tell you."

"Aren't you unable to go out? I can go outside. Let me tell you about the outside world! It's so interesting outside!" Seeing Xiao Di look away from the book, Ah Wu hurriedly spoke with great interest.

"Not interested." Xiao Di turned his attention to the book again, "Sit there obediently and don't talk, don't interfere with my reading." Just kidding, it's not that labor and capital have never gone out in their life, and you don't need to be a ghost How wonderful the outside world is for labor-management science.

"...Oh." Ah Wu, who was cruelly rejected, lay on the side sullenly.

"Turn the page."

"Oh."

Ah Wu: I suddenly regret letting Xiao Di find out that he can touch the real thing.

It was dusk, the sun was setting, and it was the time of the devil.When Su Jin dragged his luggage and took the address given by the real estate agent to find this old house along the old street, Xiao Di was sitting on the window sill of the attic looking down, bored, seeing the setting sun stretching Su Jin’s shadow .

Brother Guisao Nian was often missing at this time, he couldn't read a book, and he couldn't do anything else, so he could only sit in front of the window and watch the scenery as before, and as a result, he saw amazing people when he saw it that day.

The protagonist suffers! ! !

Xiao Di, who found the target, was so cold that he jumped off the window sill and stretched his neck to carefully observe the boy who was pulling the luggage downstairs.

Tsk, no wonder the outline says the protagonist is gifted, look at the spiritual power on him!It's almost visible to the naked eye!Standing there is like a luminous body with the protagonist's halo, if that guy is not the protagonist, then labor and management will live broadcast eating toilet paper!

Su Jin looked at this old house under the setting sun. The withered and yellow leaves of the poplar tree in front of the house were sparsely falling with the wind, and a black crow was parked on a slanting branch. Looking at him carefully, when he took out the key to open the door of the old house, it suddenly flew into the sky with a scream, and two black feathers fluttered down to the ground.

Su Jin glanced back at the black crow feather on the ground, hesitated for a moment, and stretched out his hand to push open the door of the old house.

"Squeak-"

When the door was pushed open, dust and wall coverings fell down from the old house's dilapidated ceiling, causing Su Jin to frown and cough a few times. He waved his hands to brush the dust aside, waiting The dust in front of him settled down slightly, he stretched out his hand and pressed the switch on the wall, the dusty bulb flickered twice before turning on, and the dim light illuminated the whole old house.

Su Jin stood at the door and looked at the furnishings in the room, then walked in with his luggage, and the door slowly closed behind him.

Dusk passed and night fell, the old house was silent in the deep twilight, the house was silent, only the chirping of crickets outside the window and the creaking of feet on the old wooden floor could be heard, Su Jin took a short rest after entering the house, and then began to clean The house that was to become his home.

At this moment, Xiao Di hid in the attic and didn't dare to vent his anger. He hadn't figured out how to treat the protagonist Shou in this week's episode. Called "wrapped up"?What does it mean to be "wrapped"?

Why didn't the damn outline make it clear!Does this kind of thing have to be developed by labor and capital?

Just when Xiao Di was sitting alone on the window sill, Su Jin pushed open the door of the attic with a broom wrapped in a towel...

With four eyes facing each other, Xiao Di: . . . . .

How did he clean up so quickly!Could this guy be the legendary "theKingof Pack"?So embarrassing and swollen!Hurry up and say something to save me...

There was a strange silence in the room. Su Jin stared blankly at the boy sitting on the window sill with wide eyes, and the broom in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".

"Yes, I'm sorry, I, I didn't know there were other people living here..." Su Jin hurriedly picked up the broom from the ground, stumbled and explained to the boy.

Xiao Di recovered from the embarrassment and waved his hands again and again, "It's okay, I'm not someone else, I'm not someone else..."

Xiao Di: There is nothing wrong with that!

Seeing the protagonist's puzzled expression, Xiao Di quickly said, "Don't get me wrong! I'm not human! I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost!"

"Are you a ghost?" Su Jin looked Xiao Di up and down in surprise, but he really couldn't see how he looked like a ghost.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xiao Di nodded repeatedly. In order to increase the credibility of his identity, he jumped off the window sill and came to Su Jin, and stretched out his hand towards Su Jin, "I'm really a ghost, if you don't believe me, try it!"

Su Jin looked into the boy's black eyes suspiciously, hesitated for a moment and slowly stretched out his hand, slowly approaching the boy's slender fingers, just when he thought he had touched the boy's pale fingertips, he only felt a chill , and then his hand passed straight through the boy's fingertips.

He can't touch him.

Looking at the young man's pale fingertips, Su Jin asked in a daze, "...are you really a ghost?" Even so, he still didn't want to believe that the young man in front of him was actually a ghost. So different, he was too real, and too...

"Really," Xiao Di nodded, "This time you believe it!" The powerful spiritual power lingering around the protagonist's body made Xiao Di's heart flutter, and he couldn't help leaning closer to the protagonist's side... Could it be The reason why the Earthbound Spirit "wraps" the protagonist, ah, this taste is really an irresistible little fairy...

"You... oh, yes, yes, my name is Su Jin, from, I will live here from today..." Sensing the closeness of the young man, Su Jin blushed and said incoherently.

Sure enough, the protagonist suffers from...

"... Oh." Xiao Di unconsciously took a deep breath of the aura from Su Jin's body, and immediately felt refreshed and comfortable, squinting his eyes with enjoyment, and introduced himself absent-mindedly.

"My name is Xiao Di, and I am... an earth-bound spirit."