Cannon fodder's death manual

When school was over in the afternoon, it started to rain, and when the public handed in, Su Jin, who forgot to bring an umbrella, put her schoolbag on her head and started to run in the rain. cat meow.

"Meow~~"

Hearing the cat meowing, Su Jin hesitated for a moment, stopped running, and braved the heavy rain to look for the indistinct cat meowing. He found the cat he met in the morning on the corner of the street. On the corner of the street, shivering pitifully in the rain, seeing Su Jin approaching, he meowed a little.

"I am back."

When Su Jin came back, Xiao Di was immersed in the bloody soap opera and couldn't extricate himself. Seeing Su Jin entering the door dripping wet, he recovered from the soap opera, "Are you back? Didn't you bring an umbrella... What is this?" He Staring strangely at the suspicious creature in Su Jin's arms, he would bet that the suspicious creature froze when it saw him - it must have froze!

"Oh, I picked it up halfway, a cat," Su Jin leaned the wet schoolbag aside, and put the cat in his arms on the ground, "It was raining outside, so I picked it up because it was so pitiful, I Go take a shower first, and I'll tell you more when I come out." Saying that, Su Jin changed into her slippers and went into the bathroom.

There was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and there were only two inhuman creatures left in the living room, a ghost and a cat. Xiao Di silently observed the cat's flamboyant golden and silver demon eyes, and before he could figure it out, his heart suddenly rose. I saw the cat shaking the rain on its body, walked up to Xiao Di's feet arrogantly, walked around Xiao Di twice, and suddenly said in a human way, "You are Xiao Di ?”

"Cat... cat spirit?!" Emma, ​​this cat has become a spirit!Can actually speak human language!Also recognize labor!

Hearing what Xiao Di said, the cat immediately turned dark, "I am the white tiger!"

Xiao Di took a silent look at its fat belly, and the sarcasm in his eyes was undisguised: It's not shameful to be a white tiger, labor and management are embarrassed for you...

"Are you really Xiao Di?" After repeated observation and confirmation of Xiao Di's identity, the cat suddenly raised its paws and scratched at Xiao Di, cursing angrily in its mouth, "I have worked so hard to defeat Xiao Di." You sent it out just to let you idiot click in again! Do you dare to be a little more stupid!"

Unexpectedly, this cat could actually cause physical damage to him. Xiao Di, who was scratched unexpectedly, quickly dodged the next wave of attacks from the crazy cat, "You fat cat, why did you go crazy all of a sudden! What do you mean by clicking again?" ! Do labor and management know you!"

The cat was stunned for a moment, stood on the coffee table and retracted its paws, and the golden and silver demon eyes looked at Xiao Di suspiciously, "You don't remember?"

"Remember what? Should I know you cat spirit?" Afraid that the crazy cat would rampage and hurt people again, Xiao Di hovered cross-legged in the air with a vigilant expression.

"...I am not a cat spirit! It's a white tiger! A white tiger!" Without answering Xiao Di's question, the cat arrogantly raised its head to emphasize its noble status.

Here, a ghost and a cat are confronting each other, while the protagonist Shou came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe. Hearing the movement in the bathroom, the fat cat standing on the coffee table immediately changed its appearance, and instantly squatted obediently on the coffee table, like Like a really good cat, it stuck out its tongue and licked its front paw innocently, and let out a few thin cat meows.

Xiao Di:. . . .

I give full marks to this acting. . . .

Su Jin wiped her hair and walked into the living room. Seeing the cat squatting on the coffee table, she wrapped its wet body with a towel in her hand, and said to Xiao Di in the air while wiping, "I met this cat on the way to school. It's a pity to see it outside in the rain, so I brought it back, you don't mind!"

Hehe, it's quite pitiful, then you have never seen this cat go crazy, it looks like it has rabies, I have to say that you are very good at picking it up, and as soon as you pick it up, you pick up a cat spirit and come back to respond to labor...

Seeing Sha Mao throwing a sly look at herself under the protagonist's hand, Xiao Di twitched the corners of her mouth and gritted her teeth and said, "I don't mind."

"That's good!" Seeing that Xiao Di recognized the kitten she picked up, Su Jin looked up at Xiao Di excitedly, "Since we have decided to raise it, let's give it a name! What should we call it? ..."

Xiao Di looked at the big fat cat with a white background and black back under the protagonist Shou, and replied angrily, "Call it Bazahei!"

Hearing this name, Su Jin's Fat Cat, who was constantly rolling around, stared suddenly, and when he looked up at Xiao Di, his gold and silver demon pupils were full of inexplicable emotions.

"Bazahei? Why is it called this? It sounds so strange..." Su Jin asked suspiciously.

Xiao Di leaned in front of the fat cat, and answered naturally, "Have you never read a comic called "My Emperor's Bazaar Black"? The fat cat in it is exactly the same as this guy."

The sudden approach of the young ghost made Su Jin flustered. He blushed and stammered, "Yes, but isn't Bazahei the dog inside? The cat, the cat should be my emperor..."

"If you don't call it Bazahei, why should you call it my emperor? It's really embarrassing for it," Xiao Di looked at Sha Mao's flamboyant gold and silver demon eyes angrily, "Call it Bazahei!"

Although I think the name Bazahei is a bit strange, but seeing Xiao Di's tough attitude, Su Jin can't argue anymore, "Then, well, let's call it Bazahei... Kitty, from today onwards you It’s called Bazahei, do you like this name?”

Bazahei meowed obediently under Su Jin, and Su Jin looked up at Xiao Di in surprise: "It also likes this name very much!"

Xiao Di's face was full of black lines: Sao Nian, are you blind? That fat cat rolled his eyes so big just now, can you really not see?

Su Jin built a small nest for Bazahei in the corner of the living room, watched him sit on the sofa after work, Xiao Di floated in the air on one side and looked him up and down, "How was school today?"

Su Jin froze for a moment, not knowing why Xiao Di asked this question, "How about what?"

"Hmm... It's classmates, teachers, etc., and the same table? How about your tablemate?" Xiao Di cautiously inquired about the military situation.

"You smell like an evil spirit..." Zhong Nan's words suddenly rang in his ears, Su Jin was slightly taken aback, then looked back at Xiao Di and smiled awkwardly, "Very, very good."

"Very good?" Xiao Di looked at Su Jin's dodging eyes suspiciously, "Really?"

"Really." Su Jin nodded, he was silent for a moment and looked at Xiao Di, "...Xiao Di, you said you are an earthbound spirit?"

Xiao Di nodded strangely, "That's right, I'm the Earth Bound Spirit." Didn't I tell the protagonist this before, so why ask it again now.

"Then... what resentment do you have...you, you, don't get me wrong! I don't mean anything else, I just ask, I just heard that the earth-bound spirits have strong resentment, I think of you..." Su Jinyue The lower the voice, the lowered his head like a quail, not daring to look at Xiao Di.

"Resentment?" Xiao Di repeated it inexplicably. Speaking of which, that elder brother also asked the question of labor and management, why are you so curious about this question?Could it be that the setting of the Earthbound Spirit is that there must be resentment?

"Meow~" Bazahei suddenly jumped onto the sofa and arched into Su Jin's arms. Su Jin was stunned for a moment, then reached out to touch Bazahei's furry head, lowered his head and said in a muffled voice, "Don't get me wrong, if you don't want to tell me, Then I won't ask..."

Xiao Di stared blankly at the cute and dead fat cat rolling in Su Jin's arms, always feeling very strange and strange!Just now, he scratched Laozi fiercely like a crazy cat, so why pretend to be cute now!

"Hmm..." Xiao Di racked his brains for a while, and felt that the issue of resentment could not be a decent lie with his screenwriting ability, so he simply told the truth, "It's not that I don't want to tell you, I really don't have any resentment. ..."

Bazahei: Idiot!

Fuck you fat cat Laozi warns you not to look at Laozi with that idiotic look!If you look at labor and management in this way, labor and management will wipe out all the hair on your head in a while!

"...No resentment?" Su Jin raised his head suddenly, "How could this be? Aren't you an earthbound spirit?"

"It's true that I'm an earth-bound spirit, but I've been dead for too long, and I've forgotten about my resentment!" Seeing the protagonist Shou looking at him, Xiao Di could only nod helplessly, "I really don't remember."

"Is that so..." Su Jin looked preoccupied, and suddenly raised his head and asked again, "Even if you don't have any resentment, you still can't get out of this room?"

"That's right," Xiao Di shrugged indifferently, "Earth-bound spirits, you can't get out."

At night, after the protagonist fell asleep, Bazahei walked the proud cat into the attic, saw Xiao Di sitting on the window sill of the attic basking in the moonlight, and called out, "Xiao Di."

Xiao Di turned his head and saw the big fat cat standing on the ground, and said angrily, "Why are you, what are you doing here?" He still remembered that the fat cat scratched him for no reason during the day.

Unexpectedly, the seemingly obese Bazahei jumped onto the window sill lightly, and the golden and silver demon pupils stared at Xiao Di closely. Seeing this, Xiao Di quickly moved back defensively, fearing that the cat would suddenly get hurt again. People, "I warn you not to mess around!"

Bazahei squatted on the window sill and looked up at Xiao Di's black eyes, "Hand." He ordered in a haughty tone.

"What?" Xiao Di didn't react for a while.

"I want you to stretch out your hand! You idiot!" Bazahei scolded angrily, with his thick black tail eagerly flicking behind him - really wanting to slap this idiot in the face!

"What, what are you doing!" Xiao Di hurriedly put his hands in his arms with a vigilant expression on his face. Looking at this dead fat cat, he knew that something was wrong. Don't ask how labor and management can tell!

"You idiot is really mad at the cat!" Bazahei scratched the window sill with his front paw anxiously, "It's so much nonsense to ask you to reach out! Quickly stretch out your hand! I won't scratch you!"

"That's what you said..." Seeing that the cat was extremely anxious, Xiao Di hesitated and stretched out his hand in front of Bazahei, "Don't scratch me."

Bazahei looked at the pale hand of the ghost in front of him, and just as he stretched out his paw to touch it, Xiao Di quickly withdrew his hand like a conditioned reflex, "Promise that you won't scratch me!"

Bazar's face was full of black lines: "Which eye of yours saw that I was going to scratch you! Put it back!"

Seeing that he really misunderstood, Xiao Di coughed in embarrassment, and put his hand back in front of Bazahei, "Here."

"Hmph!" Bazahei stretched out his black claws, put them on Xiao Di's palm for a moment, then suddenly looked up at Xiao Di and whispered, "...So that's how it is."

"Huh? What kind?" Xiao Di looked at this dead fat cat pretending to be a ghost, the soft pads on its paws made his palms a little itchy, "Is there any problem, you can still read pictures?"

"Hmph, no wonder you idiot has become more stupid than before. It turns out that's the case." Bazahei looked at Xiao Di with contempt. This guy will enter the game again because of the system. Fiddle with your memory, damn the system!

"What do you mean, I was stupid before, you know me?" Xiao Di asked inexplicably.

"Hmph! Who would know such an idiot as you! Stop dreaming!" Bazahei finished cursing angrily, looked at Xiao Di and ordered, "...Accept it."

"Huh? Accept what..." Before the question was finished, the small speaker under the control panel in Xiao Di's mind began to beep. Xiao Di didn't know where to turn on the small speaker, and found that it was a binding Apply.

"Player confirms acceptance of observer 'White Tiger''s binding application?"

Xiao Di looked suspiciously at Bazahei who was squatting on the window sill, and before he could ask, Bazahei patted his palm with his small black paw, "If you accept it, accept it." ! Why are there so many!"

Xiao Di patted the blackened meat pad without pain, and Xiao Di clicked the accept button below after hesitating.

"System binding...

Binding progress: ... 98%, 99%, 100%.

System binding is complete. "

After the binding was completed, Bazahei withdrew his claws from Xiao Di's palm, and the gold and silver demon eyes glared at Xiao Di, "Hmph!"

Xiao Di looked at Bazahei in bewilderment, "What was that just now? Why are you also a Player?"

"This seat is the White Tiger! It is your observer!"

Seeing the fat cat's expression of "thank you Lord Ron soon", Xiao Di asked suspiciously, "Observer? What is that?"

"Tsk, why are you so stupid! You have been bound just now, and your observer is me!" Bazahei raised his head proudly, "This seat is now using the passerby observation system, and acts as a passerby in the plot. What I want to do is to monitor the development of the plot without affecting the plot, and of course, I will help you idiot when necessary."

"Can you help me?" Xiao Di looked at Bazahei's fat body, completely unbelievable that this fat cat could help him, what about his hind legs?

"Hmph! The main plot is still up to you, don't rely on me for everything." Bazahei obviously misunderstood Xiao Di's meaning.

Xiao Di: So labor and management have absolutely no intention of counting on you...

"Xiao Di, I'm back... Hey, what is this?"

A Wupi jumped into the window of the attic, and noticed the fat cat squatting on the window sill before he stood still, so he came up to Bazahei curiously to watch.

"Meow~"

Bazahei, who was sitting on the window sill, instantly turned into a silly cat. He squatted on the window sill and raised his hind paws to scratch his neck. With his eyes squinted, he looked no different from an ordinary fat cat with fish lips.

Xiao Di was dumbfounded: In terms of acting skills, labor and capital are really not convinced...