Cannon fodder's death manual

"Eh... I had a hasty farewell to Xingqing Palace yesterday. I never thought that I could see you in Taiyuan Academy today. We are really destined..." Since we met before, it would be unreasonable not to say hello now, Xiao Di just Can stood there in embarrassment and said hello.

Unexpectedly, the protagonist Gong just glanced at him indifferently, then turned his head and looked out the window without saying a word.

Xiao Di: Sao Nian, you will die if you are not aloof!

The self-defeating Xiao Di resentfully found a corner farthest from the protagonist, put down the book in his hand, and was about to sit down when he heard a commotion at the door of the classroom. Come straight to yourself.

A few brats came up and surrounded Xiao Di eagerly. The young boy who took the lead looked Xiao Di up and down arrogantly, "Are you the envoy of Dongli enrolling today?"

"I……"

Xiao Di looked at the arrogant young man with malicious intentions in front of him in a bewildered expression, then sneaked a sneak peek at the protagonist Gong who sat in the distance with a cold face and had nothing to do with him, and instantly felt the one-in-a-million temperament compared to the protagonist Gong In terms of image, he looks more like a downcast proton of a defeated country.

It's no wonder that just now when I entered the Tai Academy, I was surrounded by a group of bear children. It turned out that they took labor and capital as the protagonists to attack... By the way, labor and capital seem to be so talented and beautiful!

"Early in the morning, I heard that Dongli's country is going through a difficult and precarious situation. Now that I see you, Dongli's proton, who looks like an actor, I know why Dongli's national fate is in danger. Hahahaha..." After the young man in Chinese clothes finished speaking, he watched from the sidelines The bear children also echoed and laughed.

Hearing this, Qi Yu sat aside and frowned indistinctly.

"That...Actually I..." Xiao Di wanted to explain with an embarrassing expression on his face, always feeling that he was embarrassed by the protagonist Gong!

Before Xiao Di finished speaking, the young man looked at Xiao Di's face and said excitedly, "Although you belong to the Dongli royal family, but now that you have come to my Xiliang Dynasty, you have to follow my Xiliang rules, which is rare. You have a pretty face, and you look pretty good. Looking carefully, you are a bit more beautiful than Huashan Xiaodan in the Yanjing Liyuan. I just wonder if the prince of Dongli can also sing here for everyone. How about getting bored?"

The brats on the side immediately echoed bullyingly, "Sing! Little actor! Sing quickly!"

"Young Master Wei wants you to sing, so hurry up and sing! You little brat, you still want to rebel! Be careful that our Xiliang iron cavalry will crush your east and south capitals!"

"That's it! Sing, sing, sing!"

"..."

Xiao Di rolled his eyes in his heart: So the rule of Xiliang is that guests must have a song and dance performance when they come!When labor and capital become emperors, this cheating "rule" must be changed.

"Uh...that, I don't..." Xiao Di secretly glanced at the protagonist Gong in the distance in a dilemma, and after meeting his eyes, the Gao Leng Sao Nian turned his eyes away as if nothing to do with him. With an indifferent expression, "I don't know you! You are not some Dongli proton~".

"What! I asked you to sing, how dare you refuse!" Seeing that Xiao Di kept silent, the young man in Chinese clothes ordered in a dangerous tone.

"No, no, no! Don't get me wrong!" Xiao Di shook his head hastily, "It's just that I've been tone deaf since I was a child, and I escaped from music class as often as I could, and I don't have much research on drama, so I'm afraid I'll insult everyone if I sing it... ..."

"Your Majesty told you to sing and you sang, you are talking too much because you want to disobey orders!"

"Sing, sing, sing! I'll sing! I'll sing!" Seeing that "Master Wei" seemed a little impatient, Xiao Di said without any backbone, "I'm singing! Listen up!"

According to the routine, every traveler who travels through the ancient times will definitely present a stunning song and dance performance that is sung in all directions and amazes these ignorant ancient people, and then this traveler will definitely become famous. He quickly became popular and became a household legend overnight. According to this law, if the labor and management sing here on the spot, maybe they will also become the CEO and win Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life hahaha... Back from the imaginative obscenity God, Xiao Di pretended to clear his throat and then took a deep breath and said confidently, "...two tigers and two tigers run fast, run fast! It's strange that one has no eyes and the other has no ears! It's so strange!" Looking expectantly at the young man in Chinese clothes, "How about it, it's okay!" Praise me, praise me, praise me!Hurry up and fall in love with the melodious singing of labor and capital, you little hot chicken!

The youth in Chinese clothes: . . . .

After listening to the singing, the face of the young man in Chinese clothes turned pale, and he punched Xiao Di with his fist, "Bold! How dare you fool me!"

What a good routine!This rhythm is wrong!

"Biao Jiangzi! If you have something to say, talk it out!" Seeing the young man throwing a punch, Xiao Di quickly covered his head with both hands to protect his head, and the promised song will become famous in one hit!Do it anyway, what happened to "Two Tigers"!That is the golden song with the highest singing rate in the history of my great heaven/chao. It is a red ballad with a healthy and positive content and an extremely majestic and upright outlook. As for being so disgusted by you that you want to beat someone!Will you be aesthetically pleasing?

"Wei Wenyuan, how long are you going to disgrace Xiliang?"

After waiting for a long time before seeing that Young Master Wei's fist landed on his body, Xiao Di cautiously opened his eyes, and saw a young man in a plain robe standing in front of him, stretching out his hand to clamp Young Master Wei's fist.

Seeing that the crisis was resolved, Qi Yu frowned and slowly sat back on the chair in silence.

"Brother, you are awesome! You are such a good person!" Seeing the young man easily catch Master Wei's fist with his white and slender hands, Xiao Di clapped his hands and praised sincerely, "You are really amazing!"

"You, you, let me go! Sudan Qing, I warn you! Don't think that you are the son of the Taifu and I am afraid of you! I, my father is the Minister of the Ministry of War! You will have no good fruit if you mess with me! Let me go! "Wei Wenyuan's face was refuted in public, and his face suddenly turned dull from embarrassment. The brats on one side saw that Brother Aqing, the leader of the Taiyuan Academy, made the move himself. One by one, they either turned into ostriches and kept silent, or their ears and eyesight shifted their positions instantly when they saw the wind. Follow Brother Ah Qing to denounce Young Master Xiao Wei for his bad behavior of bullying on campus.

Xiao Di was petrified when he heard Young Master Wei call out the boy's name: Su...Sudan Qing...this name can be reminiscent of some kind of bad food additives if you change a word...it's so meow. Does the protagonist accept it?Dongli proton...campus bullying...the protagonist shou...the beauty saves the hero...so this damn plot shouldn't be the protagonist shou and the protagonist attacking!It's about labor matters!Are these people blind!Do labor and capital look so talented and beautiful like a protagonist!

Just when Xiao Di was still immersed in the shock and did not recover, Su Danqing had already let go of Wei Wenyuan. Wei Wenyuan rubbed his wrist and said something like "You wait! Let's wait and see!" He ran away resentfully, and the brats who watched the excitement saw that the boss had already lost and fled, and he was really not the opponent of the Tai Academy, so they all obediently followed suit.

"Are you all right?" Su Danqing looked back at Xiao Di, "Those people are usually idle, ignorant, and relying on their family background to bully the weak. It really embarrasses Xiliang. You don't have to worry about them."

Speaking of family background... I don't believe that there is anyone in Xiliang who can surpass labor and wages...

"Hehe, I won't argue with them," Xiao Di agreed with a smile on his face, "Thank you, strong man!"

"I am Sudan Qing. If they dare to bully you again in the future, don't be afraid. I will make them look good."

Xiao Di: This feeling of being surrounded by big brother is so subtle...

"...Oh... That's really troublesome brother..." Seeing the protagonist's enthusiasm, Xiao Di agreed with it.

"It's interesting to listen to the song you sang just now. I've never heard the lyrics and tune, but you made it yourself?"

"Eh...it's a folk song from my hometown, it's normal if my brother hasn't heard it..."

"Oh? It's Dongli folk songs?" Su Danqing was surprised, "My father traveled to the four countries in his early years, and he knew something about Dongli culture. I didn't know that Dongli had such interesting folk songs, but I was ignorant."

Qi Yu's face darkened: So that's really not Dongli's folk song. . . .

"Uh, actually I'm not..." Just as he was about to explain to the protagonist Shou that he was not some Dongli proton, let alone his future veteran, the long-bearded Mr. Taifu entered the classroom with a book under his arm. Seeing this, they obediently sat back in their seats, and before Xiao Di could finish speaking, Su Danqing greeted Xiao Di and returned to her seat, leaving Xiao Di with a bitter expression on her lips—so you Hear me out...

In order to express his attitude of being a progressive young man who resolutely resists the erosion of bad ideas of feudal autocracy/system, Xiao Di decided that those who reject the sour ideas of the ancients should start with me, and adopt a policy of not listening, not seeing, and not accepting these sour ideas , blatantly yawning in a daze in class, although it did not disturb the order of the class, but it is completely useless, and it is fun to be a companion to the second generation of officials and rich people.

Half awake, half asleep, finished class with a dull face, and finally made it to the end of class time, Xiao Di yawned, packed up his books and was about to go back to the palace, but before he could leave the Imperial Academy, he was blocked by young master Wei Wenyuan and his younger brother Ma Zai in a secluded place place.

Young Master Wei sharpened his sword and rolled up his sleeves eagerly, "You lowly Dongli proton! I let you go just now when I was about to go to class. Now that Sudan Qing is gone, I will see what tricks you can come up with." !"

From the corner of the eye, the protagonist Gong had already left the gate of the Taiyuan Academy with a calm expression on his face. Xiao Di looked helplessly at the brat who was playing tricks to death in front of him. It turned out that the guy's cruel words of "you wait after school" just now were not for Sudan The green ones, but the ones left to labor and management!I thought it was a big deal!

"Young Master Wei, tell me what you want!" Xiao Di stood there casually with arms folded, looking confident.

"You!" Xiao Di's appearance made Young Master Wei a little scared. For a while, he couldn't figure out whether this Dongli proton had any cards in his cards, but after thinking about it, this guy was just a Dongli surrender. Even with Sudan Qing backing him up, but now Sudan Qing can't save the fire from far away, so I'm still afraid of what he will do!Thinking of this, Young Master Wei secretly cheered himself up, then put his foot on the flower bed next to him, raised his chin and pointed arrogantly between his legs.

"If you crawl under Ben Shao's crotch, then Ben Shao will let you go today."

Xiao Di looked at Young Master Wei's proud round nostrils, then lowered his head to look between his legs, and said slowly with some embarrassment, "This...isn't so good..."

"Young Master Wei tells you to climb! Do you still dare to resist!"

"Exactly! How dare you disobey Young Master Wei's words! Young Master Wei is the son of the Secretary of the Ministry of War, so be careful to send troops to crush your little Dongli!" A brat at the side threatened in a pretentious manner.

"Huh!" The flattery was a bit cool, and Young Master Wei felt a little relieved and couldn't find Bei, so he pouted threateningly at Xiao Di, "Hurry up! How dare you make me wait for you!"

"Forehead……"

Xiao Di was silent for a moment, and decided to teach these brats what it means to be low-key.Stretching out his little finger, he casually picked out his ears, lightly blew on the non-existing earwax on his fingertips, and looked at the young master Wei who took the lead in doing evil with a half-smile.

"I didn't hear clearly just now, Mr. Feng, who did you say was your father?"