Cannon fodder's death manual

Here, Su Lou closed his eyes and comprehended the Tao with his heart, and when he was frowning slightly and was helpless, suddenly a strong force came from behind, and he was so caught off guard that he was pushed into the bushes in front of him.

Xiao Di gleefully stood on the top of the hillside and glanced down, seeing the protagonist Shou rolled down the hillside in a state of embarrassment, rolling to the protagonist Gong's feet, so he nodded in satisfaction, patted the dirt on his hands casually, and turned around Humming a little tune, he headed home.

The main character fell from the sky and suffered ah la la la la~~~

I thought that I worked so hard today, and I accidentally rolled down the hillside and made a mess. When I got home, the mysterious and considerate little snail would definitely boil hot bath water for me, and then wash the fresh seasonal spiritual fruit. For myself to enjoy when taking a bath, and then I will comfortably soak in the steaming tub, pick a spiritual fruit and put it in my mouth while the steam is rising, ah~~ Just thinking about it makes me feel so comfortable...

However, the cruel reality severely shattered his dream, and he stood in a daze at the gate of Qiwuyuan, looking at the messy sycamore leaves in the yard and the mess that was smashed by something, Xiao Di heard his own The voice of shattered dreams: Puji——

what happened?Has my home been attacked by terror?Or is someone coming to my house to demolish the house?I have valuable...well I have nothing valuable...Where are the snails?Where is my gentle and kind little snail?

After recovering from the brutal blow, Xiao Di hastily pushed open the door of the wing room, and as expected, the inside was much better than the outside, a scene of misery after the demolition office came.

"Small snail...?" Xiao Di raised his head and called tentatively into the air.

"Huh~" A gust of wind blew past, rustling the leaves of the sycamore trees outside the window, and the house was so quiet that no one answered.

"Little Tianluo, are you there?" Xiao Di called again unwillingly.

The room was still silent.

"Alas—" After confirming that the cute little snail is really gone, Xiao Di sighed a little disappointed, picked up a chair that was still in good condition from the ground, and sat there with nothing to love. In the ruins, the lonely figure looks extremely lonely.

"Idiot, why are you sad here!" Bazahei's cold voice suddenly came from behind, Xiao Di looked back at Bazahei's beautiful gold and silver demon eyes with a tired face, "... Bazahei, I Maybe I'm lost in love..."

Bazahei: It seems like beating this big fool...

"Hmph! Broken in love? Have you ever been in love!" Bazahei sneered at him.

"... Bazahei, she appeared in my life without a sound like this, and then left my life without a sound like this, I suddenly felt a void in my heart, as if there was something in my heart Being taken away by her, my future life seems to be dark, and I am overwhelmed and unable to breathe..." Xiao Di stared blankly at the front, his face covered with stubble, as if he had suffered a major blow "Bazahei, maybe, this is love..."

Bazahei: I just watched you talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"...You idiot, just think that you will have to do things like washing clothes and cooking by yourself in the future, and you will feel overwhelmed and out of breath!"

"...that's also a kind of love..." Xiao Di said in a deep tone with an air of experience, "a fat cat like you won't understand."

"Hmph! Save yourself the trouble! Your snail girl will never appear again!" Bazahei said coldly.

"...Oh... huh?" Xiao Di regained his energy when he heard it, and looked at Bazahei expectantly, "What did you say? How do you know that my snail girl will never appear again? You know she is who?"

"Hmph! Of course I know! Who do you think I am!" Bazahei raised his chin proudly.

"Who is she?" Xiao Di suddenly became interested, and looked at Bazahei expectantly, "Is she good-looking? Is she in good shape? She must be a gentle and kind girl, right?"

"...In a sense, he has a great figure." After finishing speaking, Bazahei glanced at Xiao Di with the eyes of an idiot, "I don't know if he is kind or not, but it must have nothing to do with gentleness," said Looking towards the broken walls and ruins of Qiwu Garden, she pursed her lips, "Here, he built your Qiwu Garden."

Xiao Di turned her head and looked around the messy Qiwu Garden sadly, "My little snail, is she...is it for the demolition..."

My girlfriend is in the house of demolition, what should I do if I become addicted to house demolition intermittently, urgently, wait online...

"Wait for a piece of wool!" Baza cursed bitterly, "It's useless to think about it all day long, and you still think you are the hero in a fairy tale! Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, that guy is not a good person." The master of the trouble, before the plot collapses, you are not allowed to have any contact with that guy."

"Hmph! If you don't contact me, don't contact me. Anyway, I haven't contacted you before." Xiao Di finished speaking indignantly, then looked at Bazahei intently, "Just tell me who she is..."

A vein popped up on Baza's black forehead, resisting the urge to beat someone, he smiled gently at Xiao Di, "...it's not that I won't tell you, I told you that I'm afraid you will be disillusioned."

Seeing something interesting, Xiao Di quickly looked at Bazahei expectantly, "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid! Just tell me!"

"...It's like this," Bazahei paused and continued, "You like big breasts, big butt..."

"... She has them?" Xiao Di's eyes were shining with the light of a satyr, and his ears were pricked up, waiting for Bazahei to speak.

Bazahei shook his head, "He doesn't have any." Seeing Xiao Di's extremely disappointed look, Bazahei continued with a serious face, "But..."

"But?" Xiao Di instantly ignited the fire of hope again.

Seeing Xiao Di's appearance, Baza said coolly, "However, he has an eight-inch giant that can smash the sky and the earth, do you like it?"

"Ju...is she a man?" Xiao Di was so startled that she sat there speechless, the goddess of kindness who had been obsessed with for a long time actually had an eight-inch big dick but I'm a straight man so swollen!

"Well," Bazahei said coolly, "I know you like big breasts, but I don't know if big roots suit your taste."

Xiao Di:. . . . .

"I think we should discuss the plot!" Xiao Diyi changed the subject sternly, "Just now, I met the protagonist attacking in the back mountain, and then he sent the protagonist away with a divine assist, and now the two have already won. Meet up."

Bazahei glanced at Xiao Di strangely, "You said you met the protagonist Gong?"

"Yes!" Xiao Di nodded seriously, "At that time, that guy was sitting there covered in blood, which shocked me a lot."

"...Then he didn't say anything?"

"What are you talking about! That guy is a demon who kills without batting an eye!" Xiao Di recalled with lingering fear, "At that time, that guy desperately dragged Laozi into the grass. He really scared Laozi to death. He thought he would really die. But fortunately, Laozi has a sharp eye and a quick hand, so he passed out with one kick, otherwise I probably won't be able to see you!"

"..." Bazahei hesitated for a moment, then patted Xiao Di's shoulder with deep eyes and encouraged him, "Well done, next time you see him, just fuck him without even thinking about it!"

"I think so too," Xiao Di nodded with deep understanding, "That guy is so scary, what if he kills me if he reacts a little slower."

"Yes!" Bazahei nodded with a serious face, and at the end he did not forget to threaten, "You are not the protagonist Shou, you are a cultivator with little magic power, and he is a demon. The protagonist attacked you, can't you?" It's just a slap in the face to kill Wushu!"

Scared! !Looking at Bazaar's dark and demonic golden and silver pupils, Xiao Di couldn't help shivering, "...I think we should walk around in the future, life-saving is the most important thing, life-saving is the most important thing."

Seeing Xiao Di's lingering fear, Bazahei nodded in satisfaction, "Just remember it."

It is said that Su Lou rolled down the hillside unexpectedly and rubbed his head in bewilderment. Before he got up, he found a man in a white robe covered in blood and pale beside him. He was surprised and shouted, "Brother !Elder brother! There is someone here! Elder brother! Elder brother?..."

After shouting for a long time, no one answered. There were only two crickets in the wilderness to answer his call. He quickly got up and looked up the hillside. Scratching his head, he took a fallen leaf out of his hair, "It's strange, where is the big brother..."

He looked at the blood man on the ground in embarrassment, then looked up at the empty hillside, hesitated for a moment, squatted down and shook the blood man's thin body, "This fellow Taoist, are you okay..." Unexpectedly, the blood Renjun was shaken by him like this, and the old blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and the blood Renjun seemed to be dying soon.

Seeing that he was shaking the person until he was bleeding and dying, Xiao Bailian was stunned for an instant, his face froze there with a pale face, as if he had been touched by a porcelain child and could not explain his helplessness, he stared blankly at the human body in front of him. Fountain, I feel like I’m reaching out or not, I’m in a dilemma for a while and I don’t know what to do.

"Fellow Daoist, are you alright, don't scare me..." Su Lou's voice was already crying, and he only dared to touch the blood man's collar with his fingertips. The fellow daoist who was covered in blood just lost his temper when he touched it, "Friend daoist, don't scare me..."

"...Yes, yes, Guiyuan Pill Guiyuan Pill..." As if thinking of something, Su Lou hurriedly groped around his body, finally found a small porcelain bottle, and quickly uncorked the bottle inside The medicine was poured into the blood man's mouth, and he carefully supported the blood man's head to help him swallow. Seeing that the blood man recovered slightly after taking the medicine, the blood did not spit out, and his breath gradually calmed down. Gradually relax.

What to do... I don't know which peak's senior brother, and why he was seriously injured and fell down in this wilderness, it's not a solution to leave him alone...

Su Lou looked at the blood man's pale face with some embarrassment, and saw that he would not wake up for a while, so he gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to help the blood man up from the grass, "This brother, you have offended... "As he said, he hugged the blood man by the waist, and several ups and downs disappeared in place.

In the messy Qiwu Garden, after Bazahei monitored the progress of the plot, Jinyin Yaotong looked at Xiao Di, "The protagonist Shou has already picked up the protagonist Gong, and this week's episode is almost half done, but you must Remember, when you see the protagonist Gong, you must go around and don't provoke him!"

Xiao Di nodded after hearing this, "I don't dare to provoke such a terrible guy. If I accidentally run into him again, then labor and management will definitely be the first to run away!"

However, there are some things in this world that you cannot avoid if you want to.

Like... a belated vengeance from some horrible daemons.

A week has passed since that day.At night, the moon was as cool as water, and the breeze was blowing gently, and crickets were chirping everywhere. Su Lou carefully carried the fried medicinal soup through the corridor and pushed the door into the bedroom, "How is senior brother today, I fried it for you... …"medicine……

After entering the door, Su Lou was stunned, and his voice gradually became quieter in the middle of speaking - there was no one on the bed, the quilt was squarely folded into four squares, and placed neatly on the bed, the room was clean as if No one has ever been here in general.

"Brother..." Looking at the neatly made quilt, Su Lou murmured in frustration.

Here in Qiwuyuan, Xiao Di stood casually beside the steaming tub, humming happily while taking off his belt and taking off his clothes, ready to take a comfortable bath and then go to bed, unexpectedly, translucent Suddenly, a black shadow appeared on the screen embroidered with embroidery. Xiao Di was taken aback when he saw it, stopped his hand that was about to take off his jacket, and asked warily, "Who?"

The black figure didn't answer, but just stood there silently across the screen, Xiao Di asked uncertainly, "... Bazahei?"

This time, the black figure moved, walking slowly and firmly towards the edge of the screen.When the black shadow slowly walked to the edge of the screen, revealing Lushan's true face little by little, Xiao Di swallowed nervously, and when the black shadow walked out from behind the screen completely, Xiao Di's eyes widened instantly His expression was astonished, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying.

"You, you...don't come here!"

Done! ! !

Last time, not only did he refuse to save him, but he also kicked someone unconscious. Now the protagonist is attacking to seek revenge! ! !