Cannon fodder's death manual

"Hey! Idiot!" When he chased into the woods, Xiao Di had already got into the bushes and hid his head with his big paws. Seeing the big butt of the big wolf sticking out of the bushes, Bazahei walked over and stretched out his hands helplessly. Pulling the big wolf's big tail that sweeps around like a broom, "What are you worrying about!"

Xiao Di, who was caught by the tail, trembled all over his body, his mane was about to explode, and he was struggling in the bushes with all four feet, trying to save his tail from Bazahei, "Fuck you, fat cat!" Let go! Love to labor and management!!"

Seeing Xiao Di's reaction so violently, Baza was stunned for a moment, and then quickly let go of the big tail in his hand, "Oh, sorry! I forgot." Ears and tail are extremely sensitive parts for orcs, so pull them casually His tail is no different from sexual harassment, Xiao Di did not kick him out just now, he had already given him face.

As soon as the tail was rescued, the bushes began to shake violently. The big butt struggled and arched into the bushes, until the tip of the tail also retracted in, and the rustling of the bushes stopped. After calming down, Bazahei looked helplessly at the bushes in front of him, "Idiot, what are you worrying about? I'm going to hide in it for the rest of my life."

A gust of wind blew by, rustling the leaves, and the bushes were quiet and no one answered.

After a long time, the branches of the bush trembled slightly, and then a fluffy wolf's head came out of the bush, "...dead fat cat...was labor and management stupid just now?"

Helplessly looking at the depressed big wolf in the bushes, Bazahei sighed slightly, stretched out his hand and rubbed the fur on the top of the big wolf's head to comfort him, "It's okay, you've been stupid for a day or two, don't you just admit the wrong person Well, it's not a big deal, so don't worry about it, my dear."

"...But labor and management were running naked in front of others just now." Xiao Di didn't feel comforted, but became even more sad.

"That's nothing, it's just running around naked. It's normal for the orcs in this world to burst their shirts and run around naked. Think about it!" Bazahei smiled kindly.

"Really?" Big Wolf's face was full of disbelief—the labor and management would believe that you, a fat cat, have ghosts.

"Really!" Bazahei nodded firmly.

"..." Nestled in the bushes with a distressed face and comforted himself for a while, after convincing himself, Xiao Di raised his head and looked at Bazahei, "Who was that just now, why does it look so similar to you."

"That..." Bazahei pinched the wet nose of the big wolf casually, causing Xiao Di to shake his big head and sneezed, "That is the protagonist of this world, Gong, who is the body of this seat in terms of blood Brother, um, is also your rival in love."

"Hmm... no wonder that guy looks down on Lao Zi so much..." Xiao Di looked horrified as if suddenly thinking of something terrible, "So Lao Zi ran naked in front of the protagonist Gong as soon as he came?!"

"..." Bazahei mourned for half a minute and then stretched out his hand to pat Xiao Di's head to comfort him earnestly, "...Forget it this time, remember to recognize it clearly before running naked next time."

Xiao Di nodded with deep understanding, "What you said makes sense..." Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly realized what Bazahei said just now, and Xiao Di immediately exploded, "Bah bah! See what's going on before you run naked! Are you addicted to streaking as labor and capital! "

Without a trace, he concealed his expression looking at the idiot, Bazahei turned around and greeted, "Let's go, it's almost time to go back to the tribe, I will take you home and find some clothes to wear, you idiot don't have to run around naked."

Struggling to get out of the bushes and following Bazahei, Xiao Di suddenly raised his head and looked at Bazahei after walking for a long time, "By the way, Fat Cat, every time you travel through you, except for those pair of gold and silver bags." Are there any other characteristics besides the demon pupils?"

"Huh?" Bazahei looked down at Xiao Di suspiciously, "Why do you ask this?"

"Didn't labor and management rely on that person to recognize you every time? They thought it was unique to you, a fat cat, but this time they recognized the wrong person! Hmph! If it weren't for the fact that the goddamn protagonist Gong eyes look exactly like you Similarly, labor and capital will not be so stupid as to admit the wrong person, let alone run naked in front of him casually!" Xiao Di groaned and looked at Bazahei angrily, "So do you have any other more conspicuous features? !"

"Um... this is..."

While Bazahei was still thinking, Xiao Di who was following him suddenly thought of something, and transformed into a human form with a bang, before Bazahei could react, he held Bazahei's wrist with one hand and stood on tiptoe and took a bite He bit Bazahei's lips.

Bazahei, who was caught off guard by a forced kiss, widened his eyes in horror:! ! !

what's the situation! ! !

This idiot took the wrong medicine! ?

"Hmm..." After a stalemate for a while, Xiao Di finally let go of Bazahei, wiped the corner of his mouth in disappointment, then bent down and turned into a wolf again, shaking his big head and said in disappointment, "I thought it would happen What a special feeling."

"..." Baza was in a daze, "...what special feeling?"

Big Wolf shook his head and walked forward, "Zhou Zhou, isn't labor and capital boring while waiting for the plot? To pass the time, I use your computer to read novels. What was the name of a novel at that time... Cannon fodder's face-slapping strategy It’s still like slapping your face to become a god or something... I forgot the specifics, but anyway, it’s pretty good-looking and I’ve been chasing it for a while, and I even sent flowers to the author! The protagonist in it is also like labor and capital, and he’s walking around to complete the task , but they are taking the life winner's route of upgrading and slapping faces... Oh, it's not important, the important thing is that the protagonist in it also has a companion who travels with him. The partner relies on the telepathy when kissing, isn’t it mysterious! It sounds very powerful, doesn’t it! Labor and management thought we could have that kind of magical telepathy between the two of us! I just kissed you I found that I didn’t feel anything at once, alas! Disappointed!”

What... I don't feel anything...

Bazahei listened from behind with black lines all over his face, with blue veins on his forehead, he followed up two or three steps and slapped his wolf's head fiercely, "Are you an idiot? Take that kind of novel seriously! And telepathically, why don't you go to heaven! How could I know such an idiot as you!"

"Ah..." Xiao Di sighed, "The novels are all deceitful..." After finishing speaking, he smacked his lips, "Damn fat cat, if there is such a setting, it would be so interesting, I really want to know the telegram What does induction feel like?"

Seeing Xiao Di's disappointed look, Bazahei snorted unhappily, "Huh! If there is such a setting, you idiot will kiss the protagonist on the mouth today!"

"Hmm..." Hearing what Bazahei said, and imagining the terrifying scene for a while, Xiao Di was startled into a cold sweat, and shook his head in horror, "Also, forget it, or later If I kissed the wrong person when I was looking for you, it would probably be more embarrassing than running naked today."

"Hmph! Your head is full of idiotic thoughts! You idiot can't improve a little bit! IQ is not high, so don't read that kind of novels!" Bazaar cursed bitterly, and tapped his knuckles Knocked Xiao Di on the head, "But if you really want to find me, I will teach you a reliable method."

"What a reliable method." Xiao Di raised his head excitedly.

"Open your 'task panel'."

"...Open it, and then what."

"Find 'Observer Binding' in the 'Character Status' column."

"……and then."

"There is a 'Find Observer' option at the back, click on it."

"Huh... Huh!?" After clicking, a panoramic map of the lost forest immediately appeared in Xiao Di's mind. A small red dot and a small blue dot overlapped and flashed. Marked with three small characters of "Observer", "...is this you?"

Bazahei nodded, "The red one indicates the location of this seat, and the blue one is your location. If you want to find this seat in the future, you can use this to determine the location of this seat."

"Hmm..." Xiao Di nodded thoughtfully, "This looks more scientific than telepathy. It seems that it will be much easier to find you in the future."

"Now that you understand, let's go! Go back to the tribe and find some clothes for you idiot." After speaking, Bazahei took the lead and walked forward.

"Oh, here we come!" Xiao Di hurriedly opened his paws and followed step by step, "Damn Fat Cat, do you know where the plot is going? Has the protagonist suffered through it? What do you need labor and capital to do?"

Bazahei led the way without looking back, "At this time, the protagonist Shou has just crossed over and is still in the adaptation stage. You and the protagonist Gong are pursuing the protagonist Shou at the same time, but they haven't caught up yet. You just need to keep the character set. Continue to pursue the protagonist Shou with the method of straight animal cancer, and finally find a chance to be cannon fodder, this week's episode is actually not too difficult."

"Oh, I see," Xiao Di nodded, "Isn't it just chasing after a protagonist, what a joke."

Hearing what Xiao Di said, Bazahei slapped Xiao Di's furry head suddenly, "You idiot, don't really chase him!!!"

The pointed ears on the head flickered left and right, Xiao Di raised his chin angrily, "Laozi is not stupid! How could it be true!"

"Hmph! Remember what you said today." Bazahei's gold and silver monster eyes gave Xiao Di a contemptuous look.

While speaking, he was already out of the jungle. One person and one wolf stood facing the wind on a high hillside and looked towards the tribe below. Bazahei suddenly turned his head to look at Xiao Di, "By the way, my name is Bai Xiao. You idiot had better call me by my name."

"Name?" Xiao Di was taken aback, then looked at Bazahei suspiciously, "Isn't your name Bazahei?"

Bazaar black:. . . .

"That's what you, an idiot, did for me! I don't call that!"

"But didn't you say that your name is Baihu?"

Bazahei was furious in an instant, "White tigers are a breed! All white tigers are called white tigers and this seat has a name too!" After speaking, Bazahei raised his haughty chin and snorted coldly, "Bai Xiao, this seat's name .”

Xiao Di looked at Bazahei's nostrils and nodded clearly, "Oh, I know Bazahei."

"Bai Xiao! Bai Xiao! Call me Bai Xiao!"

"Okay bazaar, no problem bazaar!"

"Damn it, you will die if you call me by my name! Stupid!"

"Okay smile, no problem smile..."

"........."