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Holding a small thumping heart in his hands, Lin Guang held down the relative who was about to lose control, opened the big package that accompanied him, and yelled:

"Finally, finally, the emperor has paid off, and I will be able to successfully win the goddess tonight. (≧V≦)/"

Because of being too excited, a lot of things in the bag rolled down: Mr. Xiaohuangshu, Mr. Atlas, Mr. Fat Ointment and Mr. Red Line, Mr. Candle, Mr. Whip, but the latter two were directly excluded

"You can't hurt your wife who has delicate skin and tender flesh." Then he concentrated on studying, with a serious and focused expression, making it impossible to think that he was looking at erotic pictures in a serious way...

There is nothing special in the next few chapters, just eat meat and eat meat and brush hot pot, Dad, bookmark it! !

The atmosphere of this dinner was weird, and the four of them didn't talk much to each other, because Gu Yan and Lin Guang's sinister smiles from time to time and the speed of cooking like a tornado had already exposed everything

Lin Guang, the way you fucking peek at the little yellow book is too fucking obvious!

I still need Gu Yan, why don't you stop cooking rice while instructing your servants to hang up red lanterns, okay?

Yixiao and Linren hold down their veins and drink alcohol silently

It's a big deal of life and death!

Oh, maybe it was a knife, a knife, a knife, a knife, a knife, a knife, and a knife...

While drinking, the two couldn't help feeling sad for their own death, hooking their shoulders together and crying to comfort each other

"It'll be all right soon"

"You too, don't be too sad... woo..."

"Wow……"

The person I tease, I want to fuck him even on my knees

A clear moon in the sky, mottled bamboo shadows in the courtyard, quiet and bright gazebo, an elegant scene, but no one comes to enjoy the moon in the bamboo forest

This night, Master Gu went to bed very early

Gu Yan took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

Under the light of a hundred red candles, the stunning young man sitting in the vermilion curtain came into view

hiss-

Gu Yan took a deep breath, as if he had strayed into the goblin's territory by mistake, and it was impossible to get back, even if he cut off the dog's leg, he would not take a step back

Gu Yan approached the bleeding rose in disbelief, and carefully held the young man's pink cheeks, the suffocating beauty impacted his field of vision

The evil eyeliner outlines Shui Ling's eyes in a breathtaking way

The raised eyebrows are full of elegance

A bit of the brightest red spot on the lips makes people want to suck and crush

Across the graceful neck is a complicated red yarn

The right slit on the leg root reveals the snow-white and slender legs

Gu Yan decided that at the last moment of tonight, this dress will stay on Yixiao's body

This is the costume that won the first prize in a dream, and I fulfilled what I said with a smile

"If I wake up, the most beautiful face will only be shown to one person in this life"

The goblin blinked the goblin, her fluttering long eyelashes set off a storm in Gu Yan's heart, her vermilion lips parted softly, making her charming, "Gu Yan..."

Gu Yan's foot softened, and he almost surrendered on the spot.Bow to the women's clothing boss orz,: It seems that this battle is not easy to fight tonight, hold on, we can win!

"Daughter-in-law, I'm coming~... ouch!" It hurts QAQ

Lin Guang ran over in a hurry, stepped on the rake as soon as he stepped on the threshold, and was directly hit by the raised handle of the stick, leaving a wide red mark from his forehead to his chin

And the culprit lay lazily on the bed like a cat, propping his head on his hands and saying sarcastic words: "Do you think it's so easy to climb my Linren's bed?"

"Daughter-in-law..." Lin Guang clenched his hands into fists and put them on his chest, crying and pretending to be wronged

"What the hell are you pretending to be like a lolita?" When someone blows his hair, Made is actually... a bit cute in contrast

Lin Ren sat up in a fit of anger, Lin Guangcai saw that Lin Ren was naked, the silky thin quilt slid down to his waist, revealing the beautiful Fuyu and unbearable waist

Lin Guang, who was not bleeding just now, is now bleeding a suspicious red from his left nose.

"No nosebleed stinking hooligans!"

"Oh!" Lin Guang immediately took a deep breath.

Linren saw that he was really good at staying, so he couldn't help but proudly said: "Come over the beans, don't step on them." Linren felt that he was very smart, and after a while, his virginity was preserved, and he lay down lazily again

Lin Guangcai noticed a group of pitiful little ones lying on the ground, spread evenly and with very little space between them.

Lin Guang felt that the beans could not be eaten if they were trampled dirty, so... he lifted his foot and walked over the stool and the table

Linren: ... ∑o(QAQ)o" Nima, cheating nakedly!!

So a certain person shyly stretched out his magic claws to the naked Linren under the blanket, and at the same time left a symmetrical bloodstain on the right nose

"what!!!"

Gu Yan held Yixiao's ankle, stroked it up to the heel of his leg, and pushed aside the wide gauze skirt, revealing thin and short obscene pants, and couldn't help but blush with a smile

The delicate silky feeling from his hands made Gu Yan's eyes darken, and he took off his body in all directions, revealing a tight and well-proportioned figure. kissed up

It's not so much like someone just learned it from a book, it's better to say that it's been rehearsed thousands of times, the more the kiss becomes more intense, from lightly sucking the bead of the lips to soft tongue entanglement, the right hand is inserted into the smiling hair and gently rubbed, causing bursts of excitement burst of numbness

"meet…"

Gu Yan let go of the almost suffocated little rabbit, and turned to the soft white earlobe

"Hiss..." Smiling and narrowing his eyes comfortably, Gu Yan also began to stroke that smooth and soft body, trying to make him sink deeper

It was only when Gu Yan's dick clamored for acquittal that he put his hands on the military core of the smile, and used both hands to stroke his dick up and down through the fabric. After experiencing all the flirting before, it didn't take long to smile Involuntarily twisting with the frequency and guiding Gu Yan's hand to speed up

Gu Yan speeded up his hands clearly, and after a long while, a sound of □□ overflowed his vermilion lips, the young man twitched twice, and his body softened

Gu Yan gently laid the panting soft rabbit down, took off Yixiao's obscene pants and wiped off the cloudy liquid

Smiling and sighing to send away those tens of millions of Chinese descendants, he waved a white handkerchief to them in his heart. From an angle he couldn't see, Gu Yan stared at the light-skinned little pitiful, and smiled inaudibly, not very Big but cute!

Comparing size is something that every man cares about. When Gu Yan saw that the smiling chicken [beep—] was much smaller than himself, his heart hung in his heart and he went into free fall with a thud, and he was justified and confident. asserted its own initiative

So he took off his obscene pants with ease, revealing his proud size

With a smile:? ? ?Why does my heart suddenly throb and feel like my self-esteem has been hurt? ? ?The male ticket chicken [beep—] is too big, am I sexual or not? ? ?

Gu Yan: Believe it or not, you didn't discuss what to do tonight

By the way, Lin Guang has already succeeded in taking the position, he propped up his hands and looked at Lin Ren who was lying under him, and didn't move for a long while.

Lao Tzu's heart is pounding, Brother □□ is hard, but his head is whistling

...I was too nervous and forgot how to do it cry~

When I arrived at the examination room, I realized that I forgot all the knowledge points I had memorized!

"If you want to do it, do it quickly, don't waste my time" Lin Ren turned his head and stammered, blushing

I can't admit cowardice in front of my wife. Fortunately, I left early to prepare

Lin Guang used one hand to dig around beside the bed, and took out a copy of "Guide to Papa Papa—Male and Male Edition"

Lin Ren: ...

Lin Guang: I'm such a clever little ghost

Lin Guang glanced at it quickly, and then the memory surged like a tide, and Wan Jian returned to the sect of the family and wrote together, and he raised his gun and went into battle with confidence

[133 words of great harmony of life here]

Lin Guangxie smiled charmingly, so it is very important to do enough homework

The author has something to say:

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