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When Gu Lin and the two arrived after being woken up by the menacing declaration, the two of them were already rolling on the ground like little children, choking each other and dying.

Although there was no real harm, I felt that a few holes had been poked in my heart, and the north wind was rushing straight into it.

Can you imagine that the person who just had sex with you last night touched other people's buttocks and grabbed other people's waists this morning before you got up?

You promised to open your eyes in the morning?

What about the gentle morning exercises that were promised?

Why are the bamboos greener than usual today!

The novels are all deceitful!

Gu Yan and Lin Guang's expressions darkened, and they went up to separate them, "Don't hit me, don't hit me..."

Lin Ren was restrained by Lin Guang and struggled with his teeth and claws open, "Let me go, let me kill this punk"

Not to be outdone by being locked in Gu Yan's arms with a smile, he put his little hand on his waist and cursed back: "You silly dog!"

Seeing that he was incapable of persuasion, Lin Guang simply put Lin Ren on his shoulder, and then signaled to Gu Yan to leave, only to hear Lin Guang's light tone: "I think you are energetic, why don't you go back and do some activities?"

"Ya Butterfly..." QAQ

Fuck... Hearing Linren's screams, his smile stopped instantly, and he timidly looked at Gu Yan, who had a bad expression, as he lowered his head and waited for the answer.

Don't blame the cowardly smile, Gu Yan is a gentleman with appearance and demeanor who can't pick out a trace of bias. Because of his handsomeness, he makes people admire him, and because of his coldness, he makes people guard himself. In front of the young Gu Yan, he rarely makes mistakes with a smile.

After the relationship between the two has grown, Yixiao has developed a cute, clingy and soft personality under the long-term observation of words and expressions and the aura of the protagonist.

Lin Ren always smiles with a humble look on his face. Like many other people, Lin Ren will always be infected by Lin Ren and go crazy when he smiles, but the perfect Gu Yan is heartbeating, trembling and flustered to Yi Xiao. Tempted, so Yixiao seldom dies in front of Gu Yan

But today, it seems to be a bit of a death T_T

"Don't think that I will forgive you by acting pitifully, you are not good today, I will teach you a lesson"

After saying that, I pulled a smile back to the house.

"O more K..." QAQ

Yixiao: So why do you want to be gay!Wouldn't it be good to live well?

But the good times are coming to an end, because Gu Yan has asked someone to put on red lanterns again, when he smiled and saw the chrysanthemums, he couldn't consciously clamp down, thinking about finding another person to fight

It is precisely to prevent this kind of incident from happening again, the city management officers (Gu Yan and Lin Guang) have tacitly cracked down on them and isolated them.

One serving of snacks is required for each person, so as to avoid conflicts due to uneven distribution of food

When walking, keep a distance of two meters, one in front and one behind, to avoid fighting if you step on your feet and touch your shoulders

Private bodyguards need to be one for each person to avoid fights

With a smile, Lin Ren:? ? ?Did I fucking order the child care package?

dinner was extra early tonight

It's also very early for the big bad wolf to drag its prey back to the house

ZvZ

A small wet head popped out of the half-person-high tub, with two petals the size of a little finger stuck to its hair. The water was slightly scalding up to its neck, and it was warm after soaking. let out a sigh of comfort

This is the real life~

A hand from behind wrapped around his waist and lifted him up, "Sit down, don't fall down"

-_-#

Yep, that's the life I want without those legs under my ass, and when I'm sitting naked in a bucket and choking on some water, I smell a bit of a fucking trick

Known: The water level has flooded the nose, and now I can breathe while sitting on other people's laps and kneeling on the tub with bare buttocks

Question: Is it easier to sit on someone else's lap or with your back to others?

It's easy to kneel properly, okay?Isn't that the posture of picking up soap!

When the smile slid down again and brought Gu Yan a throbbing friction, Gu Yan decided to fuck him

Flick away two petals, take out the white and red ketone body after the flower bath, put it on the couch, and dry him like a kitten

Yixiao, who is wrapped in a quilt, has disheveled hair, big round eyes and rippling waves, and anyone who looks at it feels soft in their hearts

Gu Yan decided that tomorrow he will be a boy with kidney deficiency!

Lin Ren and Lin Guang sat side by side on the bed and read the story books. The books that were not selected were spread out on the quilt. You only need to glance at the covers and titles to know that they are not serious books.

Half an hour ago, Lin Guang suggested to read a book together. Thinking that reading a book is better than sex, he picked a harem novel, which tells the story of a knight who meets nine stunning beauties with different identities. This kind of martial arts dream of beauties Absolutely is the beautiful daydream in a man's heart!

But Lin Guang disagreed, picked a copy of "□□Little Husband-in-Law", opened the front page, the first male was tied up XXOO by the second male; transferred to the middle page, the first male failed to escape but was caught and tied up by the second male XXOO; angry Turn the last page.The first male fell in love with the second male and asked to tie up XXOO!

? ? ?This is a fucking SM book from beginning to end, okay?

In the end, the two took a step back and chose a Tanmei novel called "Childhood Sweetheart". The introduction is also very simple: this book tells the story of the two male protagonists from childhood to adult

Never imagined!Never imagined!Play from "small" to "big"!It's not from childhood to adulthood!Fucking like a little dirty book!Take a look and see what this is:

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Lin Ren: ...It must be the feeling of constipation, why don't you ejaculate for an hour, completely disregarding the fact of male physiology, okay?Have you considered my feelings?I can fucking come ten times in one hour!Of course, not including the half-hour break in the middle, thank you

(Lin Guang: That's why I'm on top)

But!Why the fuck am I shamefully hard asshole!Fuck, whose hand is on my belt

(Lin Guang ZvZ)

[The 1000 words of papapa, the double hero, are omitted here]

[500 characters of Lin Guanglin are omitted]

Gu Yan Lin Guang: "Can I do it again?"

Smiling Linren: "No!"

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