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Gu Yan and Lin Guang rushed to the teahouse but were in vain. Gu Yan clenched his hands tightly, and Lin Guang's forehead was also bulging with veins.

Mr. Ah is simple but quick to do things. He asked the shopkeeper for news, but quietly bribed a piece of silver. The shopkeeper told them with a smile on his face, "The two young masters have gone to the Xiangchu family." After speaking, he laughed ambiguously a few times

Hearing the shopkeeper's words, Gu Yan and Lin Guang's aura went downhill, and the heartless Ah Da couldn't help but tremble. If the faces of the two of them just now smelled like the farmland in June, it's as cold as ice in December now. It's freezing, it's terribly cold!

The servant was trembling like a sieve, isn't this justified by the crime of adultery!The teahouse attempted to commit a crime, and turned to the place of fireworks to open a room.What's even more terrifying!Both of them are men. Apart from being able to attack each other, they may also sleep with other women. Your circle is really messed up!

It is impossible for Gu Yan and Lin Guang not to know what the Xiangchu family is

Xiangchu Family, a newly opened brothel in the local area, in line with the concept of "people-oriented", offers massage, foot washing, beauty treatment, tea tasting, drinking, half set and full set of services

You can also double fight with each other ZvZ

Committed to creating a corporate philosophy of all-natural, high-quality, beautiful women, and good smiles, and giving customers the supreme VIP experience

Men like young and beautiful faces, so Gu Yan and Lin Guang have also socialized here. The women here are aggressive and active, and often commit crimes in groups. There are not many men who can retreat like Gu Yan and Lin Guang. They can be called sisters. Together, its strength will break the chicken.

With a gentle smile, he is not good at refusing, and he is playful and lustful when facing others, so he will not know... Gu Yan Lin Guang immediately rushed there, the closer he got, the more flustered he became

"So you called so many sisters here to ask about the boudoir?" The eldest sister teased, "If you want to ask for advice, why don't you practice it with a real sword?" The fragrant towel flicked on Linren's face

Linren's expression did not change, and he still smiled and said: "That's not okay, what I want to ask is about men pleasing men."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar. They couldn't help but blush when they laughed, and sat upright, then pricked up their ears to listen carefully...

"Hahahahahahahaha... Interesting, I have been in the world for many years, and I have heard a little bit about this, maybe I can give you some advice." After speaking, he stepped on the stool with one leg, threw away the wine glass and gurgled down the pot of wine, How can there be a half-reserved look?

"Zhen is the hero of the girls' school" thought with a smile, and couldn't help showing a little respect for this humorous elder sister, and then took out a charcoal pen and paper to record homework

Immediately move the small bench and sit in front of the elder sister and listen humbly

"Ahem... To conquer a man, three points are enough..."

"Not only that, you can also..." Other sisters also joined in to express their opinions, "Yes, yes, you can also..."

The huge box in the brothel instantly turned into a scientific lecture on gender, chattering, how lively it was

Before Gu Yan and Lin Guang reached the door of the room, they heard laughter and laughter. Lin Guang was about to push the door but missed it. Gu Yan had already kicked in.

The loud sound of kicking the door made the room a lot quieter, only to see two menacing men walking in with windy faces and anxious faces.

One is as handsome as a crown and jade, and the other is strong with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with jealous eyes, all the girls chuckled knowingly

The eldest sister is still hugging Linren, each with a wine glass, it is not difficult to imagine the way the two of them had a good time drinking and talking before this, but the good posture of the two brothers seems to Lin Guang to be a concubine.

Of course, Linren is a concubine, and the big sister's flying hairpin makes her look a bit taller than Linren

Lin Ren felt that his hand on the elder sister's shoulder was about to be seen through a hole, so he quickly retracted. Lin Guang glared at his foot on the stool, and put it down obediently. The sisters giggled when they saw it: What a perverted person without the guts

The eldest sister is also smart, she flirted with the other girls and left coquettishly, but she kindly reminded her when she passed by two vinegar vats

"I'll fix them for you~" Who told me that Xiaoxiang Thirteenth Sister is always known for being chivalrous, and then I think that justice is shining all over my body?

Gu Yan and Lin Guang with petrified faces

? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

Nima, this naked thing is provocation!

What does □□ mean!

You come back to me!

What did you do to my daughter-in-law!

You beast!He's just a kid!

Lin Guang couldn't hold his breath, and grabbed Lin Ren's hand: "Come back with me!"

"I'm not going back", you look so scary QAQ

Lin Guang knew that it was useless to talk to Lin Ren, and the theory was even more impossible, so he carried Lin Ren up skillfully and left, this time even omitting to say goodbye to Gu Yan.

"Ah, ah, you fucking carried me again, let me down..."

......

The room was finally quiet, and Gu Yan was able to observe a certain rabbit carefully.

I saw Yixiao clenched his fists with both hands to prop up his cheeks, his big eyes were staring blankly ahead, and his small diamond-shaped mouth was slightly opened.Two small balls were tied on the head, each with a peony, and the rest of the hair was loose, with loose and small braids interspersed

At first glance, it really looks like a little rabbit

Yixiao is a very delicate type, it is very suitable for boys or girls, so boys will not feel out of place when they dress up, I just think he is really a handsome young man

When Yixiao wears a red dress, she will transform into a suffocating beauty. Now she is tied into a little girl's hairstyle, and with the cheeks and lips dyed red by alcohol, the whole person is a beautiful little princess.

"Drunk." Gu Yan poked the soft flesh on his face with a smile, but he still couldn't get up after all.

"You, you will be in a daze when you drink, and you don't know if you are dressed as a girl"

Smiling without realizing it, the eyelids slowly drooped down instead

Gu Yan hugged his limp body, guessing that he was going to sleep

Everyone's drunkenness is different, the one who smiles is very obedient, and when he is stupefied, he will go to sleep, because he is really not good at drinking, so he gets drunk and wakes up quickly

Gu Yan gently carried him on his back like he did in Ye Mansion in the past, and carried him home steadily step by step.

The orange-red sunset merged their shadows into one until they could no longer distinguish you from me. The faint radiance cast on Gu Yan's handsome side face, and the slender eyelashes couldn't conceal the tenderness

When did I fall in love with you...

It's been so long that I've forgotten...

"Ouch, can't you fucking let it go!" Lin Ren scolded, rubbing his butt that had been thrown on the bed

Lin Guang blamed himself but still raised his face and taught him a lesson: "I didn't do well. You can beat me and scold me, but why do you run away from home and make me worry? You still go to that kind of place! Still... still with that kind of woman"

Linren was very happy to hear that Lin Guang was worried about himself, but when he mentioned the big sister, Linren became excited

"Hey, do you think that the woman with the high hair combed today is the girl who hooked up with me, her breasts are so big!", Lin Ren raised his eyebrows, with a look of "you know of"

"I did not see"

"It's super soft, I think it's all real and not fake"

"do not talk"

"It's about this big" he gestured happily

Lin Guang's mind is full of "How do you know so much and why are you so interested? Don't you know that I'm angry? Have you ever considered that I feel you always like this!!!"

Lin Guang looked left and right to see if there was anything that could plug that mouth, and suddenly saw a piece of red string protruding from under the pillow.

Have

Lin Ren, who was still immersed in the news, was suddenly grabbed with both hands and his thighs were crushed at the same time. Lin Guang quickly tied him to the head of the bed

"Let go of me, I'll hit your father!!" Linren was furious, writhing

"If you mess around again, I'll tie up your legs too." Lin Guang raised his eyebrows and threatened

"You!" Lin Ren turned his face away and ignored him

Only then did Lin Guang let out a sigh of relief, raising a savage domestic cat is really annoyed!

But the way Linren is tied up is so beautiful, Lin Guang couldn't help sighing, hey... Isn't this the thin rope used for shame play?I seem to have learned something by myself...

Lin Guang suddenly felt a little dry mouth

"Daughter-in-law, I think..."

"Think about it, don't even think about it!"

A shoe print of size 41 was buckled on Lin Guang's forehead......

Holding his aching head with a smile, he woke up from the terrible dream of "I was drunk by one person, and seven or eight Gu Yan put me to sleep", "Huhu...what the hell"

It's really scary. Last second, the girls from Hunan were still talking to me and smiling affectionately. Suddenly, a girl with foxy makeup asked Yixiao if she wanted to see her without makeup. Before she could reply, the girl raised her hand to the left side of her cheek With a swipe, a half-familiar face appeared, and he touched the right cheek again.

Shocked with a smile: Gu Yan!

The rest of the sisters wiped their faces with their hands together, and a series of Gu Yan looked at them with half-smiles, as if they had caught her husband cheating on her.

"It's really insane... Seven or eight young ladies suddenly turned into Gu Yan and overwhelmed me..."

Speaking of Gu Yan, he sat up straight with a smile. Seeing himself lying on Gu Yan's bed, he guessed that he had been arrested. Although the situation was difficult, the food was not reduced. There were cut fruits on the bedside, and he smiled heartily. If you want to die, you have to be a ghost

"Ahh..." Throwing an orange into his mouth, "It's a good time~" Smiling so comfortably that his eyes narrowed into wavy lines

There was a faint rustling of clothes, and he became alert with a smile: someone was approaching

Hurry up and lie down and pretend to sleep

Gu Yan walked in with a basin of clear water in his hands, lightly raised his hand and lit up fifteen lamps, adding warmth to the room in the evening, and then wiped his face with a smile

Pretending to sleep with a smile, he couldn't help sighing in his heart: Although Gu Yan looks cold-faced and has a good figure, he only knows when he's his partner that he's a good man, hardworking, considerate and has a lot of savings.You are so unlucky to meet me!

Just when he was thinking wildly with a smile, Gu Yanyun said calmly, "Would you like something sweet or salty for dinner?"

"Sweet, let's have some hot and sour soup by the way" replied naturally with a smile as usual

"Okay, I'll go and order"

Click!wrong!How can I strike up a conversation when I'm asleep, Gu Yan already knew I was awake? ?

"Excuse me?"

Yixiao turned his head stiffly and slowly, and smiled: "Ha...hahaha, how do you know I'm awake?"

Gu Yan glanced at the hand on the quilt, put away the towel and went out

Smiling and looking at my hands tightly grasping the quilt, I felt worried about my IQ, when I hurriedly lay down, my hands forgot to retract the quilt, and I could see the frightened look at a glance, crying stupidly crying QAQ

(Smile: I'm sorry, I lowered the average IQ level of the majority of male protagonists [Bow])

Gu Yan, who had just left Duan Shui, couldn't help laughing: The little guy is so fun, before he even got close to the door, he heard the sound of lying on the bed, holding hands like a cat, secretly eating a piece Fruit plate, nervous brows... I've been very cooperative without laughing

Forget it, because you smiled so sweetly when I wiped your face, I won't punish you for what happened today.The corner of Gu Yan's mouth evoked a gentle smile that he didn't realize

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Today's brothels are getting more and more modernized.