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The weather in early April was still very cold, I smiled and didn't want to go out, and often hid in Gu Yan's bed, I didn't understand why Gu Yan's bed was cold and hard, but I just liked to run this way

Gu Yan has a cold temper and rarely plays with him, when he smiles, Gu Yan is mostly reading a book

Lying on the bed with a smile is boring, this kind of person lying on the bed every day after dinner, eating snacks, reading novels and rubbing my stomach is really not the life I want

(Author: If you don’t want it, please give it to me, thank you, this is the life I want)

Later, Lin Guang had more business dealings with Father Ye, and he always ran to Ye's mansion intentionally or unintentionally, so scared that Lin Ren also hid in, and the room became much warmer.

So it became two people lying on the bed every day after dinner, eating snacks, reading novels and rubbing their stomachs

"Master, it's so boring to watch these all day~"

"Yeah, any other fun?"

"How about I borrow some 'interesting' books?" Lin Ren smiled wickedly

"Hey, what's an interesting book?" Ye Yixiao squinted

"It's just hehehe...you understand." Linren let out a sinister laugh

But Gu Yan is more normal, put down the history book and put his arms straight to listen to their discussion

"Go, son of a dog~" With a smile, he waved his hand

"Wang" ran out like a person flying

Not long after, he ran back like flying

"So fast, what a man like the wind." After being surprised, he suddenly lowered his face with a smile, and asked in a low voice, "Did you bring something?"

"Bring it", Linren also made a strong voice

"No one saw it."

"No, I was very cautious, I hid it tightly, and no one followed me"

Smiled and looked at his 36D breasts, which is superior to others, and nodded in satisfaction

"Your boy is really good, all right, take it out."

"Dangdangdangdang~" Linren took out a dozen albums and spread them on the bed

"My Wife Drunk Me..." "The Young Master and My Affair" "The Cultivation of a Harem Group" "Dancing in the Group"...

"Where did this... come from?" Ye Yixiao's face first flashed surprise, then surprise, and finally awe, refreshing his outlook on life instantly

"There is a plank on Yingying's bed."

"...Gu Yan, you should take a look too, maybe it will be useful in the future, come on."

Gu Yan had an expression of "I won't be with you guys, all I read are sage books, I'm an honest gentleman, you go away, you stinky pig", but his toes moved a little

"Come on", with a smile, he stepped forward directly, crossed his arms and dragged him over, fundamentally solving Gu Yan's dilemma

So the three heads leaned together and "learned" each, sending out from time to time

"Hold the grass, how many golden fingers does the pig's feet have" --Ye Yixiao

"Ah! Ruixue is my goddess" -- Lin Ren

"This friendship is a bit strange..." - Gu Yan

"It looks so cool" -- Ye Yixiao

"Let's die together with your silly, white and sweet female lead, I will take the second female lead away" -- Lin Ren

"Can men do this too?" - Gu Yan

"Huh?" Ye Yixiao and Lin Ren raised their heads, "Why do you react differently from us?"

"Really?" Gu Yan put the book down while keeping it open, and closed it with a smile. The cyan book cover said impressively, ""Under Brokeback Mountain"--I open a rocket"

"What the hell is at the bottom of Brokeback Mountain! Isn't this a gay article! Go to hell with all the gays." Lin Ren stepped on the book, and being harassed by Lin Guang for a long time has already made him very sensitive to this kind of vocabulary

Putting his palms together in front of his chest with a smile, Gu Yan said, "Hurry up and meditate with me on prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, purification and purification of the soul."

Gu Yan: "But I think that's quite interesting..."

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I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air

"I've read this book, there are eleven postures!" A loud voice came

The three heads turned around again to look at the owner of the voice. Lin Guang was facing the door with his back on the light, looking tall, burly and dark

"Ghost, you're dead and rushing to the street." The startled Lin Ren grabbed the book and threw it over. Lin Guang accepted it impartially, and Lin Ren scolded: "Damn hentai, why are you reading this kind of book?"

"I think I may have to get along with you for a long time in the future, so I just want to learn a little bit, and I'm afraid I won't perform well."

Lin Ren seemed to have been greatly insulted, and blushed and scolded: "Why don't you go into the water, why don't you talk to bastards. How the hell do you know I'm here?"

"Okay, don't be angry or angry, a maid in red told me, she seems to be very interested in our relationship, no matter that, I have some good news for you"

Ye Yixiao/Gu Yan: The maid in red...isn't that Yingying...

"If you don't lack, don't marry and get fucked"

"Listen to me first. There is a strange spring in Qinglin Town. The water temperature is scorching hot. It is comfortable to soak and has great benefits for the body. It is best to use it in early spring. I want to take you to play for a few days."

"What the hell, I don't understand" Lin Ren looked blank

"Are you talking about hot springs?" Yi Xiao had heard something about it.

"Oh, you know." Lin Guang nodded

"I want to go too." Yixiao raised her hand to sign up

Lin Guang looked at Lin Ren, the meaning was obvious

With a clear smile, he grabbed Linren's shoulder and shook him vigorously, persuading him, "Go, go, I heard it's very fun, and men and women have mixed baths hehehehehe."

"Mixed bathing for men and women! Hold the grass!! I'll go and go, you let go first." Lin Ren was ecstatic and dizzy at the same time

"Ha!" Ye Yixiao put his hands down, and Linren fell back

砰

Ye Yixiao grabbed Gu Yan's hand and said to Lin Guang, "Can the three of us go together?"

"No problem! I'll ask someone to arrange it"

Gu Yan:? ? ?Why count me?boring

Still didn't refuse

Two days later, after bidding farewell to Father Ye and Mother Ye, they set off. The journey was more than a day, and the older children who rarely traveled far seemed very excited. Seeing Ye Linqiao's smiling face, Lin Guang felt happy too. Spending money is like flowing water, which perfectly interprets the usage of the idiom Haorenhumanity

A smile: "Ye Yan, do you think that Lin Guang's smile looks like a mental retardation?"

Ye Yan raised his eyebrows and nodded

In the carriage, they were still studying small books, and when they arrived at the inn where they were staying, they smiled and wanted to sleep with Gu Yan, and when they arrived, they wanted to get tired of staying with them to preserve their chastity, so the three of them squeezed together

Grinding his teeth with a smile in the middle of the night and talking in sleep, occasionally hitting the bed with a sinister laugh, only Gu Yan is more normal, sitting up in the middle of the night and watching them...

The three of them want to sleep together, but the bed is not big, so they know what to do when they make trouble. The next day, Linren was already on the floor, and the quilt slipped off. Ye Yixiao hugged Gu Yan out of instinct to keep warm. Dead tight, raising the flag in the morning drove Gu Yan into a daze

However, how can Lin Guang let Linren get cold? When he got up in the morning, several layers of goose down quilts had been laid, and Lin Guang was already obediently lying beside him.

Lin Guang: A daughter-in-law needs to be hot, and life will be prosperous. Let alone my face hurts, I will apply medicine first

This day I woke up early with a smile, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Gu Yan's sleeping face. Gu Yan slept very well and peacefully, and he was a little lost when he smiled for a while.

Anyone who sees the thick eyelashes, the white skin, and the beautiful collarbone half hidden in the quilt will make people feel excited

Although Gu Yan is a tough guy who is half a head taller than Yixiao, there is no doubt about it. When Gu Yan smiled and bluffed in the room with Lin Ren, he would raise his hands and let them carry him away, with a child on one side. Throwing them out the same way, imagine how strong his arm is

But even so, Ye Yixiao couldn't help but think: Fuck, this brother is so good-looking, I still want to ruin him

If I had to choose again, would I want to recruit Fang girl or Gu Yan?He looked at his left hand with a smile, and thought to himself: Forget it, my wife will still have one, and there will be only one brother.

"You look so good-looking," said softly with a smile, scratched Gu Yan's nose and got up

Leaping over Gu Yan and jumping out of bed to put on clothes, stepped on Linren's clothes, poured some water into Linren's shoes, put Lin Guang's hand on Linren's chest, then brushed off the clothes, and hid deeply with Linren name

A smile: Xiao Mian, let you usually bully me

Unexpectedly, Gu Yan kept watching his pranks with his eyes half-opened behind his back.

Ye Yixiao stood at the door and stretched his waist. When he walked out of the room, he saw the courtyard. On the opposite side, there were delicate and beautiful flowers and plants, and a straight yellow campanula tree. The bright yellow was very charming.

Ye Yixiao has always loved flowers and plants, and on a whim, he wanted to make a bouquet of white flowers with two wind chimes and place it in the house, so that he could smell the body odor of the four men in the room

Just do what he said, he rolled up his sleeves to find suitable branches for flower arrangement

Behind him, a handsome figure appeared at the door, Xin Chang was straight, quietly watching Ye Yixiao destroy the flowers with his hands, when Ye Yixiao tiptoed to pick the wind chimes, he hesitated twice or walked forward, I don't know if it's because the wind is too gentle or the mist is misty in the morning. For a moment, my eyes are inseparable from Yixiao's soft hair, neck, and arms.

He wants to hug him, wants to thank him for the flowers he keeps sending him, wants to ask him why scratching his nose woke him up

I also want to warn him not to be so naughty, to pour water into other people's shoes when he is such an adult, have you forgotten all the etiquette and shame you learned from the master?There are many ways to get revenge on someone, so you don't have to do it yourself

Ye Yixiao was trying to reach the wind chimes on tiptoe, when he felt the sound of footsteps approaching, he tried to turn around, but finally fell backward due to his lack of coordination...

Ye Yixiao:! ! !Damn, it must be ugly to fall from this position!If the maid who passed by saw me falling so heroically, then I don't know if they would dislike me!

Thousands of thoughts flashed through in an instant, and then they crashed into a soft embrace, saving the smiling face, and the warm breath came

Ye Yixiao: Don't talk about it, as long as the other party is not ugly, I am willing to make a promise with my body

Out of the corner of the eye, he only had time to catch a glimpse of the blue front and the long black hair hanging on his chest, then his eyes were covered, his body was turned over, Ye Yixiao was about to look up when someone pinned the back of his head, and it was dark again One piece, Ye Yixiao felt himself being hugged by someone, with his face pressed against the other's shoulder

Ye Yixiao:? ? ?What happened to a bear hug all of a sudden? I know that adolescent boys are more impulsive, but I have to take half of the responsibility. That’s right, what I sprayed today is the amazing and long-lasting perfume that is hard to find in the whole city—Liushen

According to this atmosphere, the next step is to strike up a conversation or confess, well, who are you, where do you live, how much do you want as a bride price, is there any sister-in-law in the family, and if so, does Shuangfei mind?

After a terrifying silence, Yixiao finally heard the other party speak

His voice is so gentle and pampering, as light as breath, just listen to him say:

"Sorry for the wrong person"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. !

Forget it, who hasn't caught on the street and wondered which aunt called "Niangqin" by mistake?Those who don't know are innocent, just break two ribs

Suddenly, Ye Yixiao was turned half a body again, facing the yellow campanula tree, the warm breath disappeared suddenly,

Before he even had time to look at the other person's face, the fabric was rustling, and the other person seemed to be fleeing, Ye Yixiao didn't turn around, not wanting to embarrass the other person, just took it as a secret between him and a stranger

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