Chaoba

Just as Sui Yiwei was about to speak, his cell phone rang. Seeing that it was Sui Qiqing's call, he immediately waved his hand at Guangjun and picked it up, "Hey, what's the matter?"

Sui Qiqing stirred the coffee in front of him, and thanked Laozhu with a big smile.The old pig looked at him flattered, the boss is not normal today.As soon as Sui Qiqing came in the morning, he greeted his colleagues in the office one by one. He even caressed the pot of prickly pear placed at the front desk, and he never let go of the corners of his mouth.Colleagues have never seen him so radiant, clearly destroying the cold and paralyzed image that he has painstakingly cultivated for many years.

"I miss you, do you miss me?" Sui Qiqing waved at Lao Zhu, signaling him to go out quickly, but that little expression was clearly saying: Don't eavesdrop, I'm in a relationship, how embarrassing to be seen by you ah.The old pig quickly flashed out very sensiblely, closed the door thoughtfully, and then lay down on the crack of the door to tie his shoelaces.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll hang up." Sui Yiwei said, sitting on the desk with half of his buttocks raised, with one long leg drooping.

"Don't! I really miss you, please send me a picture, or...you also say you miss me."

"Think about it." Sui Yiwei said copiously, took out a box of chewing gum from his pocket, peeled off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Then I'll send you my photo right away."

"No need, I still remember what you look like. I said why are you so idle? Don't you want to earn money to support me? Work honestly for me! It's okay, don't babble here, I'm busy!"

"Wait! There is still nothing to say. By the way, what are you eating?" Sui Qiqing was afraid of being hung up on the phone, so he stood up anxiously, and kept turning the swivel chair in his hand.

"I don't care if I eat a piece of chewing gum! If you have anything to say, tell me quickly." Sui Yiwei pushed away Guangjun who was leaning towards his ear, and stuffed an unpeeled piece of chewing gum into his mouth.

"I'll pick you up after get off work, okay?"

"There's something wrong with you, right? I just arrived here, and the chair in the office isn't warm yet. Let's talk about it when I get off work!" Sui Yiwei yelled and hung up the phone.This kid, why is he getting more and more childish the more he lives, when will he grow up?

"Yo, there's something new so soon? This time it's a girl with yellow flowers, right?" Guangjun chewed his gum and smiled wickedly, "Should I thank brother, otherwise you will marry that old woman. Hurry up with brother Tell me, what kind of girl did you find this time? Do you have any photos?"

Sui Yiwei chewed his chewing gum with a "tsk tsk", "I wish it was a girl, Sui Qiqing."

"Who are you fooling, you miss me, I miss you, it's disgusting. Also, look at the smile on your mouth, it's almost up to the sky. But this girl is not simple, and she wants to earn money to support you , You didn’t tell people that you are a rich master? Are you afraid that people will take your money?” Guang Jun said and snatched his mobile phone by surprise, “Don’t worry, brother just take a look at what she looks like , never take love away."

Sui Yiwei didn't bother to talk to him.Guangjun searched for a long time but found no photos of the girl, looked at the call log and it was indeed Sui Qiqing who called, so he returned the phone to him bored, "You two old men are not disgusting."

"I'm sick of you." Sui Yiwei deliberately chewed the gum until it crackled.

"Don't make that noise, it's disgusting. I said, what do you think of my idea? I feel relieved just thinking about it! Don't do it this time, leave it to me, and see if I don't kill that old guy!"

Sui Yiwei spit out his gum, "Stop it, don't even think about it, if you dare to report him, I will report you right away."

Guangjun spit chewing gum on Sui Yiwei's suit with a "poof", and said angrily, "Hey, did you make a mistake? Who am I fighting for, do you have a conscience?"

Sui Yiwei wiped it off with a tissue, and said slowly: "How easy is it? Don't you think about it, how can it be so easy to stumble in his current position? Even if he did stumble, he must have been supported by the officialdom for so many years." There are few people, as long as there is one who is willing to stand up for him, it will be no good for us to find out."

"Why are you so timid? It's not like you. We have done a lot of risky and wicked things before."

Sui Yiwei looked at him, coughed his throat and pretended to be serious: "When I saw him, I thought he was quite upright. Besides, as you said, he has such a tough temper, and he can still be in the officialdom until now. Maybe he really has principles and skills. He doesn't like us so much. Maybe it's because we treated him with that unpopular set from the beginning, why don't we try another way?"

Guangjun gave a disdainful "cut", "You mean he's a good official? Come on, that's just pretending to be sanctimonious. I reckon he has too much appetite. We are filial. You can't see it."

"Well, how about this? I'll try again. Don't do that first. If I can't do it... Let's discuss it later."

Guangjun rolled his eyes, "I don't bother to stop you if you want to find your own anger. Anyway, I won't suffer from that anger anymore. By the way, is there anything you are dissatisfied with about this office?"

"It's good. It's too big. Hey, why don't you install a treadmill for me. Well, buy two more barbells."

"You're just being lazy and still exercising. Have the muscles from working hard before become fat?"

"So we have to hurry up and come back to practice, practice a body of tendons, tsk tsk, then we must not fascinate a lot of little girls!"

Guangjun patted his slightly swollen beer belly, "It's really not necessary, just my big belly is still very sexy in Jingjing's eyes. Girl, as long as you have money, no matter what you do, she thinks it's sexy." It's good. Hey, why do I feel that something is wrong with you today? You still carry chewing gum with you? You didn't have this problem before, quit smoking?"

Sui Yiwei rolled his eyes, thinking why the people around me are so delicate.

"Hey, brother, let me tell you," Sui Yiwei approached Guangjun with a mysterious face, "I saw a news item on Weibo today, saying that a man died suddenly while going to the toilet in the morning, and his head was broken. Soaked in that urinal for a whole day. Then the doctor gave an appraisal, saying that he had some kind of pregnancy-induced hypertensive syndrome, because he likes to smoke and drink, and doesn’t like to exercise, and he can’t control it. My lower body, tsk tsk, that miserable one. Hey, Brother Guangjun, don’t move, I’ll look at your face, why do you look like that man..."

"You just look alike!" Guang Jun slapped him on the forehead, "Still pregnant? I bet you don't even know what pregnancy is!"

Sui Yiwei curled his lips, "Isn't it the disease that middle-aged and elderly men like you often suffer from? By the way, have you gone to see Toon? I... I'm really embarrassed to go to see her again, and I don't know her how's it going."

"Look at what she is doing, she must be living well. I advise you not to provoke her, she has finally come to her senses, she feels ashamed so she doesn't come to find fault with you, or she will be relied on by her, hehe , you will feel better."

"Brother, I've thought about it, how about... why don't you give her some money, otherwise it's not easy for her to raise the child by herself, and I feel sorry for it."

Guangjun raised his eyes, "I didn't give her less money when I got the divorce, and I definitely still have some money now. I'll talk about it later. Don't worry, I'm sure I won't be able to starve my son."

Sui Yiwei took out a card and gave it to Guang Jun, "I want her to open a small shop or something, so that she can at least support herself. I'm sorry for her, so I won't go to see her. You take the money Give it to her for me, just say you gave it, don't mention me."

Guangjun sighed and took it over, "That silly woman Xiang Toon has no sense at all. If I were a girl, our children would be six or seven years old!"

Sui Yiwei rolled his eyes, "And my Qiqing, which round will I get you?"

Two minutes after Sui Qiqing hung up the phone, the whole firm knew that the boss was in love.

"That girl is not simple, she crushed Xiao Sui to death."

"No way, our boss has such good conditions, he is a typical rich and handsome guy, and he is so cold, shouldn't he oppress others?" A group of people chattered.

The old pig shook his head resentfully, "I can't do it at all, I think Xiao Sui fell into that woman's hands this time, you didn't hear Xiao Sui's words, that tone, tsk, is really humble enough, just like As if offering to my own ancestors, saying something like, "Honey, I miss you so much, do you miss me? Even a little bit is fine." The girl said: "It's all right, go cool off while you're free, My wife is busy!'”

"Cut, your ears are so long, you can even hear the voice on the phone?" A girl who had a crush on Sui Qiqing said sourly.

"I guessed it based on the context, and it's probably inseparable. If you don't believe me, listen to what Xiao Sui said next. Xiao Sui said: 'Don't hang up! Don't hang up! If you hang up, I won't live. Forget it I beg you, just say you miss me, and take pity on me, or you can send me a photo to take a look at.” The girl said casually: “Think about it.” You guys I don’t know, the one who gave our Xiao Sui to Lehe immediately said that he would send her a photo of himself.”

"Why is that woman like this? She's so scheming. She's playing hard to get. She's pretending to be cold and cold to hang our boss on purpose."

"That's right, this kind of woman... tsk tsk."

"The girl also said: 'I'm too lazy to look at you like a bear. You quickly earn money for me. Didn't you say you wanted to earn money to support me when you pursued me? Why don't you buy me a villa and a luxury car? Buy a bag and I'll kick you right away!'”

"Why is she like this? It's clear that she is going for our boss's money! I don't need to guess if I want our boss to support her for a lifetime, she must be lazy, treacherous and slippery."

"That's right, is this kind of woman our boss still wants?"

The old pig slapped his thigh, "That's right, Xiao Sui wasn't angry when he heard this, and said: 'Honey, don't be angry, I was wrong, I was wrong. Did you eat the love breakfast I made for you? What about it?” The girl said: “You don’t know that my mother lost weight, besides, what kind of disgusting thing did you make, don’t use it to disgust me in the future.” Xiao Sui was afraid, and said tremblingly: “Honey, How about I pick you up for a big meal after work, what do you want to eat?'"

The old pig paused, and deliberately dragged out the tone, "Guess what that woman said?"

A group of people were in high spirits, chattering and cooperating with the old pig to make wild guesses.

"She should have said: 'If you don't eat it, you don't eat it, people only eat what you cook.'"

"You must be unreasonable. Didn't she just say that the food made by our boss is disgusting. She must want to eat Western food and Italian food Michelin."

"No, she must put on a reserved look, and besides, she is going to gain weight, our boss doesn't want her anymore. She must have refused, and she is hanging on to our boss."

"Y'all guessed wrong, what he said was: 'There's something fucking wrong with you, right? I just got here and the chairs in the office aren't warm enough. I'll talk about it when I get off work.'"

A group of people quietly looked back at Sui Qiqing, swallowed their saliva, and "coaxed" them to escape in all directions. The old pig was the quickest, and plunged into the toilet, and didn't come out for a whole day .Sui Qiqing looked puzzled at his colleagues who were hiding away from him. He had just blushed and listened to him for a long time. He also wanted to share his joy with them and gain experience. It was hard to add a sentence Mouth, why are they all running away?Sui Qiqing also admired Laozhu a little bit, he could guess what his brother said almost, even the tone of the imitation, and he would definitely ask him for advice some other day.