Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

Ling Sa was stunned for a moment, then grabbed Luo Danfang's fingers and gritted his teeth: "Are you deliberately torturing me?"

"No, don't get me wrong." Luo Danfang was also frightened. Anyway, Ling Sa had never seen blood when he was stretching him. He is not a scumbag. Oh my God!

He's too delicate there, isn't it just that his nails grow a bit.

Ling Sa took a deep breath, picked up that finger and held it up in front of Luo Danfang's eyes, complaining, "Your fingernails are almost ready to practice chicken claw skills! You—"

"Damn, I just forgot to cut my nails. You think I'm happy to torment you?" Luo Dan put his combat power + MAX, pushed Ling Sa down on the sofa and lay flat on the sofa, pinching his chin as if threatening a good woman, bah He sighed and said: "If you want to stop and say it directly, I know you don't want to be raped by me. Ling Shao is a delicate person. Didn't you want me to be buried with you two days ago?"

"..." Ling Shao had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, and said word by word: "I didn't say I would stop, but my patience is limited."

After dawdling for half an hour, he still hasn't entered. The feeling of being on the guillotine is much more uncomfortable than directly hacking to death. Even if he was suppressed, there are many explanations. Luo Danfang chose the most tortured one.

Luo Dan laughed twice, touched Ling Sa's lower lip warmly and frivolously, and brought out the rascal to the fullest: "Want? Little fairy, please beg me, beg me and I will give it to you."

If Ling Sa's nearly 20 years of experience were written into a book, today would be a page of shame—the first time he was slapped, the first time he was punched, the first time he was punched Quan also begged for forgiveness in a low voice, the first time he was crushed, and the first time his chrysanthemum was exploded!Now plus being forced to flirt for the first time!

However, Ling Sa never imagined that he would experience more and worse first times in the near future - such as being kicked off the bed, such as kneeling on the keyboard or something...

Ling Sa, who was quite ignorant of fate, was the first to lose after staring at Luo Danfang for a while. As a man who never broke his promise and became fat, Ling Sa used the expression of "you wait and see" Shaking Luo Dan's face, he humiliated the country and said, "Please."

"Not at all soft, not cute, not sincere!" Luo Dan was relieved to be happy, and he was about to fly, but he still had a picky expression, waved his hand and said, "I'll give you another chance, please tell me, please." Me what?"

It's not over yet!

Smoke rose from Ling Sa's seven orifices, and he broke the pot and said, "Please fuck me?"

"It's not sincere at all, and it's still a bad review." Luo Dan put a look of disgust and faultfinding on his face, seeing that Ling Sa was about to be teased, he said leisurely: "Forget it, it's your first time, young master. I feel sorry for you, but I will let you go for now."

Ling Sa laughed angrily, raised his leg and hooked Luo Danfang's waist and said, "Then can you hurry up and start now, young master?"

Luo Dan patted Ling Sa's stunning little face that was stained red from anger or shame, and said with a smile, "Master loves you now."

Luo Danfang said that's what he said, after all, he still cared about the wound on the bottom of Ling Sa that was hung by his sharp nails, so he changed to a finger with shorter nails and stretched it in circles every time, poking it in from time to time , as if testing.

3 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

15 minute has passed...

Luo Danfang made circles while trying to figure out which posture to use first, which posture to use next, and what nasty words he asked Ling Sa to say.

"You're enough." Ling Sa couldn't bear it any longer, she was about to turn over and put Luo Dan on the cover she had just taken off in her hand, just sitting on his lap, she didn't expect Luo Dan to hit his face hard with a fist past.

The unsuspecting Ling Sa was caught off guard, and fell off the sofa, his head hit the coffee table, and there was a muffled sound, which made Luo Danfang feel a headache.

With a "bang", both of them were stunned.

Luo Danfang looked at the cover that had already been put on his penis a little bit, and then looked at Ling Sa's hurt expression, and suddenly felt flustered and guilty.

"Then why did I think you wanted to fuck me? I didn't do it on purpose, baby, are you okay?" Luo Danfang felt that he had made a big death!Ling Sa was lying flat, and he actually knocked people out all of a sudden, no one could stand this on anyone's body!

Ma Dan, you thought so much just now that there is no use for it. It is only serious to make people first!

I really have the potential to be a scumbag, Luo Dan thought sadly.

Ling Sa rubbed her head and stood up sullenly, picked up her trousers and put them on.

"You won Luo Danfang." Ling Sa said expressionlessly.

Luo Danfang jumped up: "No, I lost."

At this time, whoever wins will die miserably! Don't throw the fruits of victory to me!

Ling Sa curled his lower lip, smiled dismally, and looked sideways at Luo Danfang, who was a little at a loss, with the word "Chilling" written all over his face, with reddish eye circles, he said: "It seems that in your heart I'm just a person who doesn't know what to say or do. A scumbag, it seems that you don't trust me at all, I'm too self-righteous."

After speaking, two tubes of blood flowed out of his nose, which must have been knocked hard.

Ling Sa wiped her nose, but turned her head and left without caring about her distressed appearance.

"Oh my god! Don't be angry, baby!" Luo Danfang pulled up his pants and immediately followed. If he could really let Ling Sa leave like this at this time, Ling Sa's petty mind would remember this matter for a lifetime!

Thinking about it, Ling Sa is also quite sad. It was the first time he lay flat on Ren X, but he met an inexperienced and unsympathetic scum like him. Not to mention bleeding, he was punched and kicked off. If you want to put him on him, Luo Danfang is sure that he will have to beat the other party inhumanely!

Thinking of this, Luo Danfang immediately dissipated all anger, only felt that Ling Sa's small appearance was very distressing, couldn't help laughing, and ran to Ling Sa very quickly to block the door, making it clear Don't let Ling Sa go out.

"Why?" Ling Sa looked at Luo Danfang who was blocking the door, and said with a paralyzed face.

Luo Danfang originally wanted to say something soft, but he didn't know what to do. He suddenly saw the black underwear scattered on the ground, and blurted out: "You haven't put on your underwear yet."

Bah, why did I say this!

"..." Ling Sa's chest rose and fell violently, he had the urge to retaliate against the society, and he suppressed the churning anger and said, "I'll see you off, get out of the way."

Luo Danfang began to play tricks: "If you don't let it, you won't let it go."

At this moment, Ling Sa had already suffered a severe blow to his heart, and he had no intention of currying favor with Luo Danfang. He was completely different from his previous attitude, and said coldly to Luo Danfang, "Do you still want to punch me again?"

"Hey, what are you talking about? It's too late for me to feel sorry for you. Who knew that you were so awesome and didn't dodge—is your head okay?"

Luo Danfang leaned over and pulled Ling Sa's hand away, first looked at his brain, and after confirming that it was just a bag that was knocked out, it was nothing serious, then he stared at his face carefully with wide eyes, and found that his face was The strength of the fist is really not small, and now it can be seen that the white skin is tinged with purple, and I feel very embarrassed.

Luo Danfang smiled a little humbly, leaned over and kissed the place where Ling Sa was beaten, and under Ling Sa's speechless gaze, he sighed helplessly and kindly, and said, "It was my fault just now, I am the one who made the mistake." I don't really want to hit you, just like you said harsh words to me before, I believe you are also angry, right? Let's take a step back and stop being angry?"

Ling Sa accepted it when he saw it was good, and continued to take Joe without foolishness, and said "um" in a soothing tone.

He was originally here to make peace with Luo Danfang. Luo Dan lost his temper quickly and got up quickly. If he had a grudge, he would avenge it on the spot, and he would not hold grudges too much. The effect of letting him vent his anger with a few punches is definitely better than saying a hundred words Love words work—but thinking about how he made Luo Dan let go of his anger, Ling Sa feels very distressed.

Luo Dan knew in his heart that Ling Sa was not having a good time these days, not only because of Ling Chu's illness, but also how to explain it to the outside world—there were many people who cared about Ling Chu, such as the old man of the Ling family and His Majesty the Queen, they would definitely Ask the guy who abducted Lingchu, but until he was released, Luo Danfang was not embarrassed by those people, and he didn't need to think about how much work Ling Sa had done in it.

After the two reconciled, Luo Danfang laughed a few times, pulled Ling Sa to sit back, and said, "Does it hurt?"

Ling Sa clutched her chest and said, "It hurts here."

Luo Dan put a dry smile and touched his nose, blinked his eyes and asked, "If your downside doesn't hurt, let's continue?"

"Dream!" Ling Sa felt lingering fear when he thought about all the troubles Luo Dan had put him through before, and gave Luo Dan a cold look: "You'd better not think about being on top in your life, with your performance, you are A potential scumbag! Fortunately, you are the one being suppressed, otherwise you will be scolded to death if it spreads."

No matter what the reason is, Luo Danfang is probably the first in the world to kick the crushed party out of bed for no reason when he disagrees with each other when going to bed!

"You haven't come in for a long time, I thought you were impotent." Ling Sa started to jump after being full of blood.

Luo Danfang had to deny it, he poked his neck and said: "I saw you bleeding and felt sorry for you, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, if you do it again, I will definitely make you feel good."

"No." Ling Sa turned her face away, extremely arrogant.

"Don't!" Luo Dan looked at the duck he got and flew away like this, his intestines were full of regret, and he couldn't hold onto Ling Sa's handle to make him give in once, and he wasted it for nothing because of his second force!Is it too late to threaten to break up now?

It must be too late, there is no such store in this village, don’t miss this opportunity, and you will be foolish if you use the same move twice, Luo Danfang lay on the sofa, clutching his chest and crying, "I feel sorry for you, too. Leave me alone."

He is really distressed, and his heart, liver, lungs, stomach, and internal organs are throbbing with regret. Why does he greedily want to go through all the poses at once?It's really greedy enough, the retribution comes really fast, and the good billing is so wasteful.

Ling Sa finally couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to scratch Luo Dan's itchy flesh, making him laugh while hiding.

"Don't talk to me, don't talk to me, don't talk to me!" Luo Dan patted Ling Sa's paw.

"I'll take care of you, I'll take care of you." Ling Sa is very persistent in itchy flesh.

"You talk to me, I don't talk to you, I don't talk to you!"

"I don't care if you ignore me, I don't care if you ignore me."

Luo Danfang and Ling Sa looked at each other, and they both laughed immediately. After laughing, they felt that they were so stupid. The level of bickering is really unmatched, probably at the level of five or six years old. In front of Chu, he only despises her.

"Childish." Luo Dan Fang Chongling Sa rolled his eyes, with an expression of "I don't care about you".

"You think I'll continue to say that I'm naive and I'm not naive" and your IQ is lowered by such words?never! "Ling Sa smirked badly, that pretty smile almost dazzled Hua Luodan's eyes, but before he had time to become a nympho, he heard Ling Sa ask very meanly: "I just want to ask, do you have a problem with your heart?" hurt? "

"Pfft—!" The knife sliced ​​into the heart, and Luo Dan emptied the bloodletting strip, vomited white sputum, and fell to the ground dead.

He has decided to break up with Ling Sa!This guy is a big bastard who makes up the knife!You can open a dyeing workshop with some color!

After the quarrel, the two temporarily died down and sat side by side in harmony, and began to discuss the education of the bear children.

"I didn't expect the wild rabbit to be your younger brother. His battleship piloting skills are not bad, at least better than most people." Luo Danfang commented quite pertinently.

Author gossip:

Sa Sa: Finally reconciled!Not in vain!

Fang Fang: Young man, you are too innocent, do you think this is the end?

Sa Sa: ...it's endless, right?

Fang Fang: Guess what?