Interstellar Ultimate Guardian
Chapter 199 Humiliation 1
Simply Luo Danfang didn't intend to hide it, so he said: "I was just guessing at that time, who knew that Ling Sa was on the opposite side, I saw Ling Sa's operation on Xingwang, and felt that the style of "I am the most handsome in the universe" It's almost the same as him, just accidentally said it smoothly."
This set of rhetoric sounds innocent on the surface, but in fact there are many loopholes, and Luo Danfang knows that he will not believe it, but there is no way, all he can say is this, because the matter of rebirth is impossible for him to easily Say it.
"Ling Sa's style is indeed very unique, but you must know that even the second prince and I cannot be sure that the other party is Ling Sa just by a virtual confrontation on the Internet." Josh is persuasive.
Luo Danfang avoided the hole dug by Josh, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm not sure that the other party is Ling Sa, I just said it casually, there is no need to delve into this point, and all I know about this style of play is Ling Sa Sa, you asked me to say someone else's name, I really can't say it."
Josh obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't intend to ask further, because he was sure that Luo Danfang would never tell the truth, and he did this just to remind Luo Danfang secretly, so that He pays attention to his behavior, because even if he and Ling Sa don't suspect anything, there are other people in the empire who are letting go of Charodan.
It would be bad if something was found out. If Luo Danfang was smart, he would sweep some tails clean.
Luo Danfang sent Josh a smiley face.
After a while, Josh said leisurely: "Don't hit him in the face when you hit him!"
Luo Danfang looked up at Ling Sa's red, swollen and bruised half of his face, and said unkindly, "I've already been beaten."
By the way, I took a photo and sent it to Josh.
Josh admired Ling Sa's heroic posture kneeling on the keyboard with a hurt face, and silently sent six dots, with a sentence "It's so cruel, don't let others see it."
Luo Dan magnified this kind of small love between husband and wife, and it is enough to just close the door and play by himself. If Ling Sa's fans see those photos, they probably have to chop him up.
Luo Danfang didn't want to cause trouble for himself and set himself on fire.
After kneeling on the keyboard, Luo Danfang felt that he was not so relieved, so he made another form and gave it to Ling Sa for him to sign, which said something like "In the future, all cooking, washing dishes and housework will be covered. If Party A is unhappy, it cannot be used." Housework robots must do housework by themselves", "Don't hinder the other party's normal friendship", "Don't offend the young master or get out and kneel on the keyboard" and other clauses.
Well, as a person who strives to learn to be a good husband, Ling Sa said that all of these are acceptable.
For the pair of red and bold underwear that is even more eye-catching than red underwear, Ling Sa feels a little bit pained.
"What do you mean when Party A is unhappy, Party B should take the initiative to lie flat and let Party A go to bed N times?" Ling Sa asked, pointing to the terms.
Luo Dan said coldly: "Is there any flaw?"
"Must have!" Ling Sa clicked on the three words "unhappy", gritted his teeth and said, "You purposely pick on me when you are unhappy, do you want to play SM and let me die on the bed?"
As far as the level he showed before, Ling Sa felt that it would take N times, and once he would die in peace, the chrysanthemums were full of bruises!
"Hey, what you said makes sense." Luo Danfang nodded in agreement, took the electronic book and began to change: "Then wait until I'm in a good mood-in fact, let me tell you, I am reluctant to do it today. I didn't go in because I hurt you, and when I feel better another day, I'll do it in minutes, believe it or not!"
Ling Sa: "..."
You must not believe it!At that time, you girl wished you could gnaw on me, and you were not willing to hurt me?His head and face are still hurting!
"Fuck, I'm asking you something, believe it or not!" Luo Dan glared at Ling Sa.
"Of course I believe it, you will always attack for ten thousand years."
Luo Dan continued to change the terms with satisfaction.
Ling Sa actually refused in his heart, but seeing Luo Dan playing so vigorously, he could barely make him happy.
After deleting, deleting, deleting, and adding a few items, Ling Sa signed the agreement between the two parties that humiliated the country to the extreme, and then voluntarily handed in the bank card account and password, in exchange for the pair of underwear he threw on the ground (this... ).
Luo Danfang thinks that fate is really a wonderful thing. There are hundreds of millions of people in Star Wars. He met the universe, I am the most handsome, and then met the wild rabbit room, and the wild rabbit shouted and chased the universe. I am the most handsome and spanked. , I finally found out that everyone still has a somewhat special relationship, which is really a coincidence.
Ling Sa affirmed Luo Danfang's battleship operation and combat awareness, and made an agreement with Luo Danfang that when there is a chance in the future, the two of them will have a Star Wars duel. Of course, what Ling Sa hopes most is to have a husband and wife match , I can't help being a little excited when I imagine that I can kill the world with my wife and become famous!
The lunch provided on the spaceship is various and nutritious, and there is even a nutritious meal that Ling Sa likes.
Luo Danfang knew before that Ling Sa's eating habits were almost harsh, but when he was in the Third Military Academy, he didn't have much chance to eat with Ling Sa, so Luo Danfang really saw Ling Sa's tortoise hair today——
"I think you must have blood type A of Virgo." Luo Danfang looked at the guy opposite who used grams to calculate the amount of each dish, and couldn't help complaining. He felt that Ling Sa's meal was full of complaints. Why didn't this kind of person get exhausted by himself?
Ling Sa swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said: "I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I only have a slight obsession with cleanliness. It's not enough to supplement food too much. It's just a habit developed since childhood."
Luo Danfang scooped up a spoonful of pork rib porridge, and sighed: "A rich man! I'm satisfied if I can fill my stomach since I was a child."
"Hey, you two are reconciled?" Dick came over to sit next to Luo Danfang with a plate, ignoring Ling Sa's immediately tense face, and touched Luo Danfang's shoulder with his shoulder with a playful smile.
Ling Sa patted it with chopsticks quickly, and Dick withdrew his claws all of a sudden, and the two glared at each other, as if they could shoot sparks.
Ling Sa raised his eyebrows and said, "We have always been fine, don't touch other people's people, and be careful of your dog."
Dick shrugged, looked at Ling Sa playfully, and said, "If I kiss Luo Dan now..."
"I don't want to fight on the spaceship." Ling Sa said blankly: "People who disturb couples' meals are the most annoying."
Dick sat up straight and prepared to eat, and said in a low voice, "Let's just let Luo Dan go, Ling Sa, don't you even have a little awareness of being a public figure? Believe it or not, you and the suspected couple appeared in less than half an hour. A post with pictures and texts on a luxurious spaceship dining together will go viral on the entire Starfield Network?"
Luo Dan cast his gaze around and shot around...
Fuck, Thaksin!
I don't know when, many people's eyes are focused on their dining table, and they seem to be very eager to try to strike up a conversation. As a public figure, it is very inconvenient for Ling Sa to go out, often appearing in the spaceship and being surrounded Because of the traffic jam, he often travels in a private spaceship, or stays in the dormant compartment and cannot come out.
However, there are too many nobles on this spaceship, and Ling Sa is not so mysterious to them, and there is no situation of siege yet.
Luo Dan looked sharply and saw a girl pointing at them with a communicator and took a photo.
Luo Danfang immediately went to see Ling Sa's reaction.
Ling Sa still dined calmly and gracefully.
Luo Dan let down his head and lowered his head to prevent his face from being photographed, and said in a low voice: "I didn't find anyone secretly photographing just now!"
"Because you've been paying attention to me." Ling Sa put gold on her face without blushing and heartbeat: "It's normal that you don't notice others when you're with me."
Dick made an expression that was about to vomit. He didn't know that Ling Sa was such a person before.
Luo Dan took a look at Ling Sa and was immediately happy, and said, "You don't find it difficult to swallow when you are surrounded by so many people?"
Ling Sa put down the tableware, wiped his mouth, and said, "I'm used to it."
Dick sneered, and said: "Master Ling's aristocratic etiquette is forced out by the masses, and he lives under the attention of thousands of people every day, but any mistakes will be infinitely magnified. To be honest, I really sympathize with you. In fact, when you were young, you ate with your hands, right?"
Ling Sa glanced at Dick contemptuously and said, "Now you should sympathize with Luo Dan and let him go."
"Me?" Luo Dan Fang bit the spoon with a dazed expression.
Does this have something to do with him?
Dick showed that he didn't understand, but suddenly realized, he smiled wickedly, and gave Ling Sa a thumbs up in secret.
Luo Danfang also realized the meaning of Ling Sa's words, and almost couldn't hold back his blush. This kind of high-skilled love talk can be said in private, and Dick always has a sense of shameful play when he hears it, okay?
However, Dick only felt that he was being crazily slaughtered by these two people-damn dog man man!Stop bragging about what you've got together!Beware of being struck by lightning!
Originally, Dick saw so many people taking pictures and kindly reminded him, of course, it is not ruled out that he wants to watch a good show, but now he doesn't want to seek abuse by himself at all, and immediately went to the side with the dinner plate The table moved over.
Luo Danfang: "..."
Is it really okay for you to be so obvious?
Ling Sa didn't take it seriously, if he didn't want people to see him, it would be enough to just order food and eat in the room, and he would never deliberately put Luo Dan together to eat in a public restaurant. After this crisis, Ling Sa I have a new idea about the positioning of his relationship with Lordan.
Since he was a child, Daling Sa has already practiced doing his own thing indifferently under all kinds of gazes. Those gazes are like air to him, and they can't affect him at all.
It's just that Luo Danfang is not used to this, so he speeds up his eating speed, and all the food that can be eaten in 10 minutes can be finished in 3 minutes.
"Let's go." Luo Danfang said.
Ling Sa followed behind him and stood up, instead of going their separate ways as Luo Danfang had planned, instead, he walked side by side with Luo Danfang a few quick steps, and then stretched out his right hand to wrap around Luo Danfang's waist.Luo Danfang: "...Fuck, what are you doing?"
He already heard the sound of gasping behind him, okay? !You have a little self-consciousness as a public figure, okay?
Ling Sa's arm embraced him with greater strength, turned to look at Luo Danfang and said, "Don't want to?"
"No." Luo Danfang's footsteps were almost stiff, and he said dumbfoundedly: "Your action is too imaginative, aren't you afraid that they will ruin your reputation by writing scribbles on the Internet?"
This set of rhetoric sounds innocent on the surface, but in fact there are many loopholes, and Luo Danfang knows that he will not believe it, but there is no way, all he can say is this, because the matter of rebirth is impossible for him to easily Say it.
"Ling Sa's style is indeed very unique, but you must know that even the second prince and I cannot be sure that the other party is Ling Sa just by a virtual confrontation on the Internet." Josh is persuasive.
Luo Danfang avoided the hole dug by Josh, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm not sure that the other party is Ling Sa, I just said it casually, there is no need to delve into this point, and all I know about this style of play is Ling Sa Sa, you asked me to say someone else's name, I really can't say it."
Josh obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't intend to ask further, because he was sure that Luo Danfang would never tell the truth, and he did this just to remind Luo Danfang secretly, so that He pays attention to his behavior, because even if he and Ling Sa don't suspect anything, there are other people in the empire who are letting go of Charodan.
It would be bad if something was found out. If Luo Danfang was smart, he would sweep some tails clean.
Luo Danfang sent Josh a smiley face.
After a while, Josh said leisurely: "Don't hit him in the face when you hit him!"
Luo Danfang looked up at Ling Sa's red, swollen and bruised half of his face, and said unkindly, "I've already been beaten."
By the way, I took a photo and sent it to Josh.
Josh admired Ling Sa's heroic posture kneeling on the keyboard with a hurt face, and silently sent six dots, with a sentence "It's so cruel, don't let others see it."
Luo Dan magnified this kind of small love between husband and wife, and it is enough to just close the door and play by himself. If Ling Sa's fans see those photos, they probably have to chop him up.
Luo Danfang didn't want to cause trouble for himself and set himself on fire.
After kneeling on the keyboard, Luo Danfang felt that he was not so relieved, so he made another form and gave it to Ling Sa for him to sign, which said something like "In the future, all cooking, washing dishes and housework will be covered. If Party A is unhappy, it cannot be used." Housework robots must do housework by themselves", "Don't hinder the other party's normal friendship", "Don't offend the young master or get out and kneel on the keyboard" and other clauses.
Well, as a person who strives to learn to be a good husband, Ling Sa said that all of these are acceptable.
For the pair of red and bold underwear that is even more eye-catching than red underwear, Ling Sa feels a little bit pained.
"What do you mean when Party A is unhappy, Party B should take the initiative to lie flat and let Party A go to bed N times?" Ling Sa asked, pointing to the terms.
Luo Dan said coldly: "Is there any flaw?"
"Must have!" Ling Sa clicked on the three words "unhappy", gritted his teeth and said, "You purposely pick on me when you are unhappy, do you want to play SM and let me die on the bed?"
As far as the level he showed before, Ling Sa felt that it would take N times, and once he would die in peace, the chrysanthemums were full of bruises!
"Hey, what you said makes sense." Luo Danfang nodded in agreement, took the electronic book and began to change: "Then wait until I'm in a good mood-in fact, let me tell you, I am reluctant to do it today. I didn't go in because I hurt you, and when I feel better another day, I'll do it in minutes, believe it or not!"
Ling Sa: "..."
You must not believe it!At that time, you girl wished you could gnaw on me, and you were not willing to hurt me?His head and face are still hurting!
"Fuck, I'm asking you something, believe it or not!" Luo Dan glared at Ling Sa.
"Of course I believe it, you will always attack for ten thousand years."
Luo Dan continued to change the terms with satisfaction.
Ling Sa actually refused in his heart, but seeing Luo Dan playing so vigorously, he could barely make him happy.
After deleting, deleting, deleting, and adding a few items, Ling Sa signed the agreement between the two parties that humiliated the country to the extreme, and then voluntarily handed in the bank card account and password, in exchange for the pair of underwear he threw on the ground (this... ).
Luo Danfang thinks that fate is really a wonderful thing. There are hundreds of millions of people in Star Wars. He met the universe, I am the most handsome, and then met the wild rabbit room, and the wild rabbit shouted and chased the universe. I am the most handsome and spanked. , I finally found out that everyone still has a somewhat special relationship, which is really a coincidence.
Ling Sa affirmed Luo Danfang's battleship operation and combat awareness, and made an agreement with Luo Danfang that when there is a chance in the future, the two of them will have a Star Wars duel. Of course, what Ling Sa hopes most is to have a husband and wife match , I can't help being a little excited when I imagine that I can kill the world with my wife and become famous!
The lunch provided on the spaceship is various and nutritious, and there is even a nutritious meal that Ling Sa likes.
Luo Danfang knew before that Ling Sa's eating habits were almost harsh, but when he was in the Third Military Academy, he didn't have much chance to eat with Ling Sa, so Luo Danfang really saw Ling Sa's tortoise hair today——
"I think you must have blood type A of Virgo." Luo Danfang looked at the guy opposite who used grams to calculate the amount of each dish, and couldn't help complaining. He felt that Ling Sa's meal was full of complaints. Why didn't this kind of person get exhausted by himself?
Ling Sa swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said: "I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I only have a slight obsession with cleanliness. It's not enough to supplement food too much. It's just a habit developed since childhood."
Luo Danfang scooped up a spoonful of pork rib porridge, and sighed: "A rich man! I'm satisfied if I can fill my stomach since I was a child."
"Hey, you two are reconciled?" Dick came over to sit next to Luo Danfang with a plate, ignoring Ling Sa's immediately tense face, and touched Luo Danfang's shoulder with his shoulder with a playful smile.
Ling Sa patted it with chopsticks quickly, and Dick withdrew his claws all of a sudden, and the two glared at each other, as if they could shoot sparks.
Ling Sa raised his eyebrows and said, "We have always been fine, don't touch other people's people, and be careful of your dog."
Dick shrugged, looked at Ling Sa playfully, and said, "If I kiss Luo Dan now..."
"I don't want to fight on the spaceship." Ling Sa said blankly: "People who disturb couples' meals are the most annoying."
Dick sat up straight and prepared to eat, and said in a low voice, "Let's just let Luo Dan go, Ling Sa, don't you even have a little awareness of being a public figure? Believe it or not, you and the suspected couple appeared in less than half an hour. A post with pictures and texts on a luxurious spaceship dining together will go viral on the entire Starfield Network?"
Luo Dan cast his gaze around and shot around...
Fuck, Thaksin!
I don't know when, many people's eyes are focused on their dining table, and they seem to be very eager to try to strike up a conversation. As a public figure, it is very inconvenient for Ling Sa to go out, often appearing in the spaceship and being surrounded Because of the traffic jam, he often travels in a private spaceship, or stays in the dormant compartment and cannot come out.
However, there are too many nobles on this spaceship, and Ling Sa is not so mysterious to them, and there is no situation of siege yet.
Luo Dan looked sharply and saw a girl pointing at them with a communicator and took a photo.
Luo Danfang immediately went to see Ling Sa's reaction.
Ling Sa still dined calmly and gracefully.
Luo Dan let down his head and lowered his head to prevent his face from being photographed, and said in a low voice: "I didn't find anyone secretly photographing just now!"
"Because you've been paying attention to me." Ling Sa put gold on her face without blushing and heartbeat: "It's normal that you don't notice others when you're with me."
Dick made an expression that was about to vomit. He didn't know that Ling Sa was such a person before.
Luo Dan took a look at Ling Sa and was immediately happy, and said, "You don't find it difficult to swallow when you are surrounded by so many people?"
Ling Sa put down the tableware, wiped his mouth, and said, "I'm used to it."
Dick sneered, and said: "Master Ling's aristocratic etiquette is forced out by the masses, and he lives under the attention of thousands of people every day, but any mistakes will be infinitely magnified. To be honest, I really sympathize with you. In fact, when you were young, you ate with your hands, right?"
Ling Sa glanced at Dick contemptuously and said, "Now you should sympathize with Luo Dan and let him go."
"Me?" Luo Dan Fang bit the spoon with a dazed expression.
Does this have something to do with him?
Dick showed that he didn't understand, but suddenly realized, he smiled wickedly, and gave Ling Sa a thumbs up in secret.
Luo Danfang also realized the meaning of Ling Sa's words, and almost couldn't hold back his blush. This kind of high-skilled love talk can be said in private, and Dick always has a sense of shameful play when he hears it, okay?
However, Dick only felt that he was being crazily slaughtered by these two people-damn dog man man!Stop bragging about what you've got together!Beware of being struck by lightning!
Originally, Dick saw so many people taking pictures and kindly reminded him, of course, it is not ruled out that he wants to watch a good show, but now he doesn't want to seek abuse by himself at all, and immediately went to the side with the dinner plate The table moved over.
Luo Danfang: "..."
Is it really okay for you to be so obvious?
Ling Sa didn't take it seriously, if he didn't want people to see him, it would be enough to just order food and eat in the room, and he would never deliberately put Luo Dan together to eat in a public restaurant. After this crisis, Ling Sa I have a new idea about the positioning of his relationship with Lordan.
Since he was a child, Daling Sa has already practiced doing his own thing indifferently under all kinds of gazes. Those gazes are like air to him, and they can't affect him at all.
It's just that Luo Danfang is not used to this, so he speeds up his eating speed, and all the food that can be eaten in 10 minutes can be finished in 3 minutes.
"Let's go." Luo Danfang said.
Ling Sa followed behind him and stood up, instead of going their separate ways as Luo Danfang had planned, instead, he walked side by side with Luo Danfang a few quick steps, and then stretched out his right hand to wrap around Luo Danfang's waist.Luo Danfang: "...Fuck, what are you doing?"
He already heard the sound of gasping behind him, okay? !You have a little self-consciousness as a public figure, okay?
Ling Sa's arm embraced him with greater strength, turned to look at Luo Danfang and said, "Don't want to?"
"No." Luo Danfang's footsteps were almost stiff, and he said dumbfoundedly: "Your action is too imaginative, aren't you afraid that they will ruin your reputation by writing scribbles on the Internet?"
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